More Christmas madness now. Now our beloved Reporter has reached the Kokiri Forest.
DISCLAIMER: Shouldn't you know this by now?
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REPORTER: Don't tell anyone I'm here! Humans aren't allowed inside the Kokiri Forest, but I got in illegaly.
CAMERA MAN: Then, shouldn't we leave?
REPORTER: You're kidding, right? Why should we leave if we're already here? I want to do a special on the Kokiri Christmas, and this is the only way to do it.
(They are walking through the Kokiri Village, heading towards the Deku Tree Meadow.)
REPORTER: All the Kokiri are supposedly having a celebration in the meadow with their protector and creator, the Deku Tree.
(They sneak into the meadow and sit behind some bushes. All the Kokiri are milling around their leader.)
DEKU TREE: Okay, everyone, let's hold hands and form a circle around me!
REPORTER: (in an undertone) This is starting to sound Barneyish.
DEKU TREE: Well, let's start singing!
CAMERA MAN: Singing?!
ALL KOKIRI: (Singing to the Barney song)
We love the Deku Tree
He loves us
We're a happy colony
With a hoard of gifts
One from me to you
Won't you say you love us too?
REPORTER: That was very Barneyish. I never realized that the Kokiri were so childish.
CAMERA MAN: Well, they all are children.
REPORTER: But they all look to be at least nine or ten.
CAMERA MAN: ....
DEKU TREE: Now it's time to hand out presents!
ALL KOKIRI: Yipeeeee!
DEKU TREE: Okay, then. Here we go!
(A ton of gifts blow out of the top of the Deku Tree's head. They fall to the ground around the Kokiri.)
ALL KOKIRI: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
REPORTER: (As the Kokiri begin to open their gifts) Ookaaay. That was a little... different. Perhaps we should get going and leave the Kokiri to their business.
(The Reporter and Camera Man disappear into the shadows.)
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Okay, that was pretty short. Sorry, it's eleven-thirty at night, so cut me some slack. I'll write about the Gerudo tomorrow, and I'm considering writing about the Subrosians.
DISCLAIMER: Shouldn't you know this by now?
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REPORTER: Don't tell anyone I'm here! Humans aren't allowed inside the Kokiri Forest, but I got in illegaly.
CAMERA MAN: Then, shouldn't we leave?
REPORTER: You're kidding, right? Why should we leave if we're already here? I want to do a special on the Kokiri Christmas, and this is the only way to do it.
(They are walking through the Kokiri Village, heading towards the Deku Tree Meadow.)
REPORTER: All the Kokiri are supposedly having a celebration in the meadow with their protector and creator, the Deku Tree.
(They sneak into the meadow and sit behind some bushes. All the Kokiri are milling around their leader.)
DEKU TREE: Okay, everyone, let's hold hands and form a circle around me!
REPORTER: (in an undertone) This is starting to sound Barneyish.
DEKU TREE: Well, let's start singing!
CAMERA MAN: Singing?!
ALL KOKIRI: (Singing to the Barney song)
We love the Deku Tree
He loves us
We're a happy colony
With a hoard of gifts
One from me to you
Won't you say you love us too?
REPORTER: That was very Barneyish. I never realized that the Kokiri were so childish.
CAMERA MAN: Well, they all are children.
REPORTER: But they all look to be at least nine or ten.
CAMERA MAN: ....
DEKU TREE: Now it's time to hand out presents!
ALL KOKIRI: Yipeeeee!
DEKU TREE: Okay, then. Here we go!
(A ton of gifts blow out of the top of the Deku Tree's head. They fall to the ground around the Kokiri.)
ALL KOKIRI: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
REPORTER: (As the Kokiri begin to open their gifts) Ookaaay. That was a little... different. Perhaps we should get going and leave the Kokiri to their business.
(The Reporter and Camera Man disappear into the shadows.)
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Okay, that was pretty short. Sorry, it's eleven-thirty at night, so cut me some slack. I'll write about the Gerudo tomorrow, and I'm considering writing about the Subrosians.