Crap, I forgot all about fanfiction.net. I really suppose I ought to continue this.
Disclaimer: Same as the five times before now.
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(We join the reporter in Subrosia, where he is surrounded by several Subrosians.)
REPORTER: Well, we finally made it into Subrosia. I'm surprised it's still Christmas Day, we had quite a lot of trouble finding this place.
SUBROSIAN: That's because we normally don't like outsiders in here.
REPORTER: Ah, that would explain why the entrance was hidden so well.
SUBROSIAN 2: Don't you know how to take a hint? We don't want you here. We don't like outsiders.
REPORTER: Oh, no. I'm not leaving until I know how you guys celebrate Christmas.
SUBROSIAN 3: (Looks at the Reporter thoughtfully) I suppose we could show you something of what we do here. Do you have anything valuable on you?
REPORTER: Of course. Let's see.... (He digs around in his pockets) I have the signature of the one and only Princess Zelda (Holds up the Gift Tag used in Chapter Three), and here's a... dried leever (Pulls out one from his pocket. The stench from it makes him hold his nose). I think I have something else here somewhere.... Oh, yeah, the Camera Man found a weird-looking bow back there. (Holds up the large bow, which is covered in dirt)
CAMERA MAN: Why is that valuable? It looked like a piece of garbage to me.
SUBROSIAN 2: It's very valuable. I'll just take that bow from you...
SUBROSIAN 4: Wait! I'm taking it!
(Subrosians 2 and 4 get into a fight, punching each other somehow with their robes)
SUBROSIAN 3: I'll take everything but the bow. (Somehow take the Gift Tag and Dried Leever, then runs away quickly)
REPORTER: Hey, wait! Where do you think you're going?
(The reporter tosses the bow behind his back and runs after Subrosian 3. Subrosians 2 and 4 forget fighting and each try to catch the bow, but it lands in the hands of...)
CAMERA MAN: Link! What are you doing here?
LINK: Isn't this Rosa's bow?
SUBROSIAN 2: Why, yes. Yes it is. And we were waiting for you to get here so you could give it to her. She lost it this morning and those creepy people (Points at the Camera Man, then glances around for the Reporter, but can't find him) found it.
LINK: Don't I recognize you?
CAMERA MAN: I'm thinking you should. We've seen you a couple times today.
LINK: Oh, yeah. Now I remember. You're those creeps who were sneaking around in the Castle Grounds this morning.
CAMERA MAN: Yep. That would be us. Do you know anything about the Subrosian Christmas? The Reporter was trying to get some information out of these guys, but all they did was steal his stuff.
LINK: Yeah, that's what they do. They take stuff from each other and hide it. Well, the guys at least. Girls like to drop stuff and see who is courteous enough to return it. I'm going to take this bow back to Rosa, do you want to come?
CAMERA MAN: (Points the camera in the direction that the Reporter ran off in. There's no sign of him or Subrosian 3) Sure, I'll come.
(They both head south to the beach, where Rosa is sitting and practicing her singing.)
CAMERA MAN: Wow, her voice sends chills down my spine!
LINK: She's that bad?
CAMERA MAN: No, that's a good thing. It means it's a nice voice.
LINK: Oh. (Holds up the bow) Oy, Rosa! Look what I found!
ROSA: (Stops singing and looks furiously in their direction.) Who dares to interrupt me?! Wait, it's you Link! I was hoping you'd make it! And you found my bow! What a wondrous Christmas present! (Takes the bow happily and places it back on). I do hope you shall excuse me if I don't participate in my end of the tradition. I'm not good at the whole hiding your precious possessions thing.
LINK: It's fine, really. I had enough fun last time when I had to hunt for my Roc's Feather.
ROSA: Why don't I sing for you instead?
LINK: Uh, okay.
(Rosa sings them a song in the Subrosian language, and neither of them can understand it. When she finishes she takes a bow.)
ROSA: Thank you for being such a wonderful audience! Normally I am interrupted by--
REPORTER: There you guys are! (The camera swivels around to show the Reporter marching angrily towards them) I have been searching this entire world for you! I was starting to think you had ditched me and gone back to Holodrum!
CAMERA MAN: Oh, I was just showing the people what Subrosians do for Christmas.
REPORTER: Why didn't you just follow me? I could have shown you how stressful it would be to live here. That stupid Subrosian hid my stuff under an extremely heavy rock. I didn't want the Leever back, but the gift tag.... (Falls silent, noticing Link)
CAMERA MAN: You got half the experience. We found out what the Subrosian women do.
REPORTER: Really? How do you tell the difference?
CAMERA MAN: You sure you want to ask that again?
REPORTER: Oh, yeah. Well, anyway, join us later when we return to Hyrule to visit the Lon Lon Ranch!
Disclaimer: Same as the five times before now.
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(We join the reporter in Subrosia, where he is surrounded by several Subrosians.)
REPORTER: Well, we finally made it into Subrosia. I'm surprised it's still Christmas Day, we had quite a lot of trouble finding this place.
SUBROSIAN: That's because we normally don't like outsiders in here.
REPORTER: Ah, that would explain why the entrance was hidden so well.
SUBROSIAN 2: Don't you know how to take a hint? We don't want you here. We don't like outsiders.
REPORTER: Oh, no. I'm not leaving until I know how you guys celebrate Christmas.
SUBROSIAN 3: (Looks at the Reporter thoughtfully) I suppose we could show you something of what we do here. Do you have anything valuable on you?
REPORTER: Of course. Let's see.... (He digs around in his pockets) I have the signature of the one and only Princess Zelda (Holds up the Gift Tag used in Chapter Three), and here's a... dried leever (Pulls out one from his pocket. The stench from it makes him hold his nose). I think I have something else here somewhere.... Oh, yeah, the Camera Man found a weird-looking bow back there. (Holds up the large bow, which is covered in dirt)
CAMERA MAN: Why is that valuable? It looked like a piece of garbage to me.
SUBROSIAN 2: It's very valuable. I'll just take that bow from you...
SUBROSIAN 4: Wait! I'm taking it!
(Subrosians 2 and 4 get into a fight, punching each other somehow with their robes)
SUBROSIAN 3: I'll take everything but the bow. (Somehow take the Gift Tag and Dried Leever, then runs away quickly)
REPORTER: Hey, wait! Where do you think you're going?
(The reporter tosses the bow behind his back and runs after Subrosian 3. Subrosians 2 and 4 forget fighting and each try to catch the bow, but it lands in the hands of...)
CAMERA MAN: Link! What are you doing here?
LINK: Isn't this Rosa's bow?
SUBROSIAN 2: Why, yes. Yes it is. And we were waiting for you to get here so you could give it to her. She lost it this morning and those creepy people (Points at the Camera Man, then glances around for the Reporter, but can't find him) found it.
LINK: Don't I recognize you?
CAMERA MAN: I'm thinking you should. We've seen you a couple times today.
LINK: Oh, yeah. Now I remember. You're those creeps who were sneaking around in the Castle Grounds this morning.
CAMERA MAN: Yep. That would be us. Do you know anything about the Subrosian Christmas? The Reporter was trying to get some information out of these guys, but all they did was steal his stuff.
LINK: Yeah, that's what they do. They take stuff from each other and hide it. Well, the guys at least. Girls like to drop stuff and see who is courteous enough to return it. I'm going to take this bow back to Rosa, do you want to come?
CAMERA MAN: (Points the camera in the direction that the Reporter ran off in. There's no sign of him or Subrosian 3) Sure, I'll come.
(They both head south to the beach, where Rosa is sitting and practicing her singing.)
CAMERA MAN: Wow, her voice sends chills down my spine!
LINK: She's that bad?
CAMERA MAN: No, that's a good thing. It means it's a nice voice.
LINK: Oh. (Holds up the bow) Oy, Rosa! Look what I found!
ROSA: (Stops singing and looks furiously in their direction.) Who dares to interrupt me?! Wait, it's you Link! I was hoping you'd make it! And you found my bow! What a wondrous Christmas present! (Takes the bow happily and places it back on). I do hope you shall excuse me if I don't participate in my end of the tradition. I'm not good at the whole hiding your precious possessions thing.
LINK: It's fine, really. I had enough fun last time when I had to hunt for my Roc's Feather.
ROSA: Why don't I sing for you instead?
LINK: Uh, okay.
(Rosa sings them a song in the Subrosian language, and neither of them can understand it. When she finishes she takes a bow.)
ROSA: Thank you for being such a wonderful audience! Normally I am interrupted by--
REPORTER: There you guys are! (The camera swivels around to show the Reporter marching angrily towards them) I have been searching this entire world for you! I was starting to think you had ditched me and gone back to Holodrum!
CAMERA MAN: Oh, I was just showing the people what Subrosians do for Christmas.
REPORTER: Why didn't you just follow me? I could have shown you how stressful it would be to live here. That stupid Subrosian hid my stuff under an extremely heavy rock. I didn't want the Leever back, but the gift tag.... (Falls silent, noticing Link)
CAMERA MAN: You got half the experience. We found out what the Subrosian women do.
REPORTER: Really? How do you tell the difference?
CAMERA MAN: You sure you want to ask that again?
REPORTER: Oh, yeah. Well, anyway, join us later when we return to Hyrule to visit the Lon Lon Ranch!