Begin Epilogue
A dark spooky voice emerges from the darkness.
"Everyone died."
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"You don't believe me? Let me tell you all about how Shinji's gun wiped out the angel, and had no effect on everyone involved."
"Kensuke died first. The bush he was hiding in caught on fire. Apparently he forgot how to stop, drop, and roll."
"Touji married a nice country girl named Hikari. She had no teeth, but I heard that was only because she stuck an eggbeater in her mouth and turned it on. They died when she lit 300 candles in the couples wooden dojo. All their children died, too."
"Kaji killed the janitor. He got life in jail, and ended up being an undercover Yaoi doujinshi dispenser in L.A-- the lavoratory area. He died of a nosebleed"
"Shinji and Rei got married. Their child, unfortunately, was not a one-eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. It did, however, only have one eye. We call it it, because of the the lack of gender...and/or genitals... They named it Kaworu. He went crazy and killed them all, and was then hit by a Mach truck."
"Asuka became a journalist, which fit her nature as a dillusioned, transexual shark perfectly. She was killed by Princess Diana-- Or maybe it was the other way around."
"Misato and Ritsuko became lesbian lovers until they were shot and killed by the Disney for no apparent reason."
"Gendou became a 'Big Daddy' porn film director.He made the big bucks until he died a 'natural death'. (He was stabbed repeatedly with a pitchfork until his arms and legs came off, and then some.)"
"And as for the other character's the authoress would rather not mention? They died in third impact, right around the time 'The Land Before Time 3098' came out."
Fuyuski stepped out of the darkness. "Why am I still here? I don't know. Perhaps it was a fortunate twist of fate. Perhaps it was the authoress' warped sense of humor. But either way, we'll see you next week on Beyond Belie-- I mean...Bye, suckas!!!"
End Epilogue
End Story.
There it is. The stupidest thing I have ever written. It's already in the running for the stupidest thing I EVER WILL write. But, hey, it's been fun! Later!
A dark spooky voice emerges from the darkness.
"Everyone died."
...
...
...
"You don't believe me? Let me tell you all about how Shinji's gun wiped out the angel, and had no effect on everyone involved."
"Kensuke died first. The bush he was hiding in caught on fire. Apparently he forgot how to stop, drop, and roll."
"Touji married a nice country girl named Hikari. She had no teeth, but I heard that was only because she stuck an eggbeater in her mouth and turned it on. They died when she lit 300 candles in the couples wooden dojo. All their children died, too."
"Kaji killed the janitor. He got life in jail, and ended up being an undercover Yaoi doujinshi dispenser in L.A-- the lavoratory area. He died of a nosebleed"
"Shinji and Rei got married. Their child, unfortunately, was not a one-eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. It did, however, only have one eye. We call it it, because of the the lack of gender...and/or genitals... They named it Kaworu. He went crazy and killed them all, and was then hit by a Mach truck."
"Asuka became a journalist, which fit her nature as a dillusioned, transexual shark perfectly. She was killed by Princess Diana-- Or maybe it was the other way around."
"Misato and Ritsuko became lesbian lovers until they were shot and killed by the Disney for no apparent reason."
"Gendou became a 'Big Daddy' porn film director.He made the big bucks until he died a 'natural death'. (He was stabbed repeatedly with a pitchfork until his arms and legs came off, and then some.)"
"And as for the other character's the authoress would rather not mention? They died in third impact, right around the time 'The Land Before Time 3098' came out."
Fuyuski stepped out of the darkness. "Why am I still here? I don't know. Perhaps it was a fortunate twist of fate. Perhaps it was the authoress' warped sense of humor. But either way, we'll see you next week on Beyond Belie-- I mean...Bye, suckas!!!"
End Epilogue
End Story.
There it is. The stupidest thing I have ever written. It's already in the running for the stupidest thing I EVER WILL write. But, hey, it's been fun! Later!