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Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 and all characters associated with it are property of Rumiko Takashi
Disclaimer 2: MY MIND IS ROTTING I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT I TYPE ANYMORE… PLEASE MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOPPP…
WHEN HELL DOESN'T CUT IT: PART 1
1.1 Chapter 2: One Week To Prepare
The train was well on its way and so was the sparring. And things seemed to be back to normal. Kuno was lying unconscious on the cot after "smiting" himself in an attempt to attack Ranma. Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kodachi were duking it out (trying to kill each other) to see who would get Ranma. Akane was breaking cinder blocks wondering if she should yell at the three to stop or pound Ranma with a mallet because it was his fault… right?. Ryoga and Mousse were trying to spar with Ranma. And Cologne was tending to Kuno's wounds, which gave her the perfect opportunity to think over the recent events.
Cologne: Something isn't right about that man… 1: Why won't he tell us his name and why does his voice sound so familiar? 2. Why was he wearing such clothes as if hiding himself and making it obvious he's doing such? 3. How is it that…
Kuno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Will you kindly get your cane off of my KIDNEY!
Cologne: Oh sorry dear.
Samurai: You shouldn't be lost in thought while trying to treat a wound.
Cologne: I know that but…
Samurai: Here use this.
Cologne: Huh? What is this?
Samurai: A homemade medicine. Don't bother asking because the answer is when you travel abroad you need to learn fast how to treat what.
Cologne: Was it that obvious I was going to ask? Anyway what are you doing here I thought you were going to do your special training.
Samurai: I finished so I thought I'd train with you.
Cologne: Now sonny don't you think you're a little young to train with me. The only other person who can keep up with me is Happy and sometimes son-in- law.
Samurai: I can try. And I won't be fighting you, only you will be attacking.
Cologne: In that case I must decline. I won't improve if you don't hit back.
Samurai: In that case I will use a weapon as well since you have your cane.
Cologne: Very perceptive. Not many realize this is a weapon.
Samurai: And a dangerous one at that. I will use a staff as well if you don't mind.
Cologne: My, aren't you polite.
Samurai: No I only speak my mind. (Reaches for the wall taps it and a large piece raises up to reveal an assortment of blunt and non-lethal weapons, takes a staff among the many other weapons and looks directly at Cologne.) Shall we begin.
Cologne: Of course. Just don't complain when you get hurt.
Both Cologne and Samurai go into an offensive stance and begin to advance on each other. Cologne throws the first blow, which is easily blocked by Samurai. Cologne then throws several more similar blows each easily blocked by Samurai.
Samurai: I hope this isn't all you can do.
Cologne: Just gauging my opponent. But now I must bring this to an end. You see I don't like it when others don't know their place and start thinking they are better than their elders.
Samurai: We will see if you have the right to say that or not soon enough won't we.
Cologne: I almost feel sorry for you sonny… RYU-TENSHIN-AMAGURIKEN!
Cologne launched into her infamous attack that put many a warrior to shame and was truly a sight since her version made Ranmas' look like I childish slap. Instead of throwing hundreds of punches in the place of a few seconds Cologne was throwing thousands with her cane. The speed suspending her in the air. And when the attack stopped Samurai was on the floor but he wasn't knocked out. Instead he was pointing his cane under Colognes throat.
Samurai: Checkmate.
Cologne: H…H…How did you…
Samurai: You must think it's pretty hard to dodge that don't you. Well it isn't. You see I sensed a increase in your aura for greater speed and to be quite honest it is similar to one of my techniques, so I realized the easiest way to avoid it would be to lie down and wait for the attack to finish.
Cologne: But why didn't I notice your movement.
Samurai: Simple I ducked as you were throwing your first punches, so between the blur of your cane and the fact you didn't notice was all I needed to win.
Cologne:…………
Samurai: Let's just say you're about one hundred years too young to beat me.
Cologne:…Ha…ha…hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Samurai: What's so funny?
Cologne: I remember saying those exact words to son-in-law when we first fought.
Samurai: I guess that is somewhat ironic. Well we're almost there.
Cologne: No one seemed to notice our practice bout.
Samurai: It's all for the better.
Cologne: What do you mean?
Samurai: If they saw you lose whether they knew it was only practice or not do you think they would still want to participate or do you think they would be too scared.
Cologne: Good point. Either way I'll be serious next time.
Samurai: Good the crowd would hate a boring fight.
Conductor: (through intercom) All heading for Tokyo prepare to get your luggage or any other belongings you have on your person.
Samurai: Get all your belongings and everyone together I'll wait at the station entrance.
Cologne: I think I'll let them finish their matches first if that's fine with you.
Samurai: (While walking off the train) Whatever just don't be too late.
Cologne: Kuno get up we're here.
Kuno: huh…OK.
Cologne: Shampoo, Ukyo stop fighting and help me get Happosai, Soun, and Genma.
Shampoo: Yes great grandmother.
Ukyo: I guess this one ends in a draw too.
Kodachi: The two of you are extremely lucky I was about to finish you off, but I'll get another chance at the fights.
Ranma: Guess that means we should get going too.
Ryoga: ^pant^ Just ^huff^ wait ^wheeze^ one minute. ^breathe^ Let's finish this first.
Mousse: ^gasp^ I agree. ^cough^ Lets finish the match.
Ranma: Ah c'mon guys it's just a sparring match.
Ryoga: That's no excuse you cowar…^pow^
Ranmas' fist ends up in Ryogas' face
Ranma: There it's…^pow^
One guess as to whose fist ended up in Ranmas' face
Akane: Ranma what did I tell you about bullying those weaker than you.
Cologne: Enough! Help me find your fathers and Happy.
Soun: There's no need we heard the conductor and came back.
Genma: That was a good meal… Boy you realize you missed out on a lot of free food.
Happosai: And wonderful sake.
Ranma: I don't like freeloading
Nabiki: Then why do you live with us?
Kasumi: Nabiki that's not nice you know they don't have money.
Nabiki: Well it's true.
Cologne: Our guide won't wait for us forever let's get going.
Ranma: (whispering to Akane) Whoa is it just me or is the old bat in a bad mood? You'd think she just lost a match or something.
Cologne: Bite your tongue! Let's go.
At the entrance to the station.
Ranma: We're here.
Samurai: Took you long enough. Well I'll lead you to your hotel, then you will have a week to prepare or sightsee or whatever you see fit. If you feel like training there are plenty of thugs and gangs in the area.
Nabiki: That's all well and good but where are our bags?
Samurai: They have already been taken to your rooms.
Kasumi: Oh thank you, but you didn't have to go through all this trouble on our account.
Samurai: Don't mention it. Well it's about time we…
Mystery Voice: Ranma? Hey Ranma.
Ranma: I'd recognize that voice anywhere. Hey Dr. Tofu.
Tofu: What are you guys doing here
Samurai: All but 2 are participating in the championship tournament.
Tofu: Really?! I'm the new Dr. there
Akane: That's great!
Tofu: So I guess I'll see you all later. By the way you said all but two were competing…who?
Nabiki: Hi Dr. Tofu.
Kasumi: Why hello Dr. Tofu.
Tofu: K…K…K…Kasumi. My what a coincidence it is to meet you here of all places.
Kasumi: Isn't it though.
After about an hour of meaningless chatter and Dr. Tofu making a spectacle of himself everyone moves on.
Samurai: Does he always act like that?
Akane: Yes and no. Oh by the way Kasumii.
Kasumi: Yes?
Akane: Don't visit Dr. Tofu during the fights.
Samurai: Oh now I get it.
Kasumi: Why shouldn't I visit?
Samurai: Because we don't need onlookers to distract the medical personnel. They end up becoming hazards and obstacles.
Kasumi: Oh my! In that case I definitely won't drop by.
Ranma: Thank you Kasumii. One more thing Nabiki. No acting as bookie during the matches.
Nabiki: Why Ranma I'm insulted that you would say such a thing! You know I would never do something like that.
Ranma: HA!
Ukyo: Yeah!
Akane: Right!
Ryoga: Whatever!
Kuno: You!
Shampoo: Say!
Kodachi: Nabiki!
Samurai: For your sake I hope what you say is true.
Nabiki: Why is there a prison sentence?
Samurai: No that would be kind…
Nabiki: W…What do you mean?
Samurai: Anyone suspected of betting or taking bets at the tournament will have to get in the ring and fight.
Nabiki:…(dead silence with look of utter horror)…^gulp^
Samurai: I thought you'd like that… Anyway, we're here.
Soun: Wow! Simply amazing…
Genma: The outside of this building looks better than the interior to yours Tendo.
Happosai: I'll say.
Soun: (Starting to go into Demon Head)AND WHO DO I HAVE TO THANK FOR THAT SAOTOME?
Genma & Happosai: Let's go inside…quickly!
Genma and Happosai run inside with Soun close behind looking like he's ready to kill them.
Cologne: Very impressive.
Shampoo: Look like fun!
Mousse: Let's go in Shampoo.
Shampoo and Mousse go inside
Ukyo: Maybe I can actually take a small vacation with this.
Kasumi: My a bubble bath certainly sounds nice right now.
Akane: I'm going to get changed and have some fun!
Ryoga: Wait somebody take me with them so I don't get lost.
Ranma: You can go with me. Maybe we'll find some thugs to beat up.
Ryoga: For once I like your idea Ranma.
Samurai: Get settled in your rooms first though.
Ranma: Sure whatever.
Ukyo, Kasumi, Akane, Ryoga, and Ranma head inside
Kuno: It's quaint
Kodachi: I guess it's better than nothing.
Kuno and Kodachi almost grudgingly walk in
Samurai: Well I guess we should get going.
Cologne: Wait one minute.
Samurai: Huh? What is it?
Cologne: I didn't want to say this in front of everyone else but…
Samurai: Yes.
Cologne: I think I figured out who you are, and if I'm right Ranma's off the hook. After all you can hide your body but not your voice.
Samurai: Hmph! Don't count your chickens before they hatch. You of all people should know that Cologne! Now let's get going.
Cologne: O.K. Now I'm sure of it. He said my name without me telling it to him.
At the front desk of a hotel that could put have Caesar's Palace to shame in its prime
Everyone stares in awe (even the Kuno siblings) at what looks to be the inside of a sultans palace. Diamond chandeliers, Persian Rugs with gold weave, platinum patio chairs, velvet couches made with the finest of oak arms, exquisite expensive art, marble floors, antiques lining the walls, exotic plants in foreign pots and planters, and staff members dressed in the finest suits or gowns.
Samurai: Hello. I have the other fighters here.
Clerk: Oh hello Mr.
Samurai: For the time being I need you to call me by my alias.
Clerk: Oh I see then welcome back Samurai. By the way how many participants are there?
Samurai: Twelve. Those two are paying for themselves.
Clerk: Oh I see. Well let's take care of them first…Name?
Nabiki: Nabiki Tendo.
Clerk: One room or two?
Nabiki: Two. King size beds in both.
Clerk: That's all we have at this hotel. I can only give you two deluxe rooms at best since all the suites are reserved for competitors.
Nabiki: That's OK.
Clerk: A five thousand yen deposit is required and you will pay the rest when you leave along with any food service you order. Would you like to be able to make calls or watch cable?
Nabiki: Both for me. What about you Kasumii?
Kasumi: Some T.V. would be nice.
Clerk: That's another…
Samurai: Send the phone bill to me and I'll pick up the cable for both rooms.
Clerk: O…of course.
Nabiki: Why are you doing this?!
Samurai: You've come this way to support your family and friends knowing the expense it would be to yourself… even I have a sentimental side. However…
Nabiki: Oh here comes the catch.
Samurai: There is no catch, just don't abuse this kindness I'm showing cause I can drop the phone bill on you if I feel you're being greedy.
Nabiki: That's not nice.
Ranma: But it is true.
Nabiki: I'll forget I heard that Saotome.
Clerk: Anyway here are your keys. Please use the elevator for the floors of 21-40. Your room numbers are on your keys.
Nabiki: Thank you. I'll see you guys later. By the way would you happen to have a map of Tokyo.
Clerk: Of course, I'll have them sent to your rooms. Would everyone else care for a map?
Ranma & Co.: Yes please.
Clerk: O.K. I will have one sent up to each of your rooms then… speaking of which, here are your room keys and the V.I.P. elevator keys for floors 41- 50. Your rooms already have unlimited phone service and satellite T.V. is standard. Please enjoy your stays.
Everyone grabs their own key and heads for the elevators. (except for Samurai who already has his key)
A few moments later at Kasumii and Nabiki's rooms…
Kasumi: My this is a nice room…I think I'll go draw a bath.
Nabiki had a different reaction.
Nabiki: MY GOD! IF THIS IS THE DELUXE ROOM I WONDER WHAT THE SUITES ARE LIKE!!!
Up at the suites everyone had their own separate reactions. Kuno started ranting about how this one room was better than his whole estate, Kodachi fainted, Soun started crying (No surprise). Genma immediately called room service as did Happosai, Ryoga did what he did best in these situations… he got lost in the room, Akane tried not to care, Ranma immediately made himself at home, Shampoo nearly collapsed, Cologne had to get off of her walking stick as she was having trouble holding herself up, Ukyo nearly screamed, and Mousse… Well Mousse couldn't see a damn thing.
End
Author's comments: Well that's another chapter done, so far so good. I put in a little bit of a fight scene to tide over you fightaholichs since I am not yet ready for the big one yet. (don't worry it's getting close) I would like to thank my reviewers and those that post comments. For those of you who can't wait to find out who Samurai is… you'll just have to wait a little more. (it's going to be revealed in the fight scene) And on a final note I will never be too far behind on coming out with chapters since I am constantly working on this in my mind. So until next chapter bye. P.S. If anyone knows how to get rid of the numbers that are appearing in the fic please tell me.
Read ch. 1
1 Signs for Actions
^=Sound with action
!=Sign
italics=distant voice
= thoughts
-= mental link
Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 and all characters associated with it are property of Rumiko Takashi
Disclaimer 2: MY MIND IS ROTTING I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT I TYPE ANYMORE… PLEASE MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOPPP…
WHEN HELL DOESN'T CUT IT: PART 1
1.1 Chapter 2: One Week To Prepare
The train was well on its way and so was the sparring. And things seemed to be back to normal. Kuno was lying unconscious on the cot after "smiting" himself in an attempt to attack Ranma. Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kodachi were duking it out (trying to kill each other) to see who would get Ranma. Akane was breaking cinder blocks wondering if she should yell at the three to stop or pound Ranma with a mallet because it was his fault… right?. Ryoga and Mousse were trying to spar with Ranma. And Cologne was tending to Kuno's wounds, which gave her the perfect opportunity to think over the recent events.
Cologne: Something isn't right about that man… 1: Why won't he tell us his name and why does his voice sound so familiar? 2. Why was he wearing such clothes as if hiding himself and making it obvious he's doing such? 3. How is it that…
Kuno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Will you kindly get your cane off of my KIDNEY!
Cologne: Oh sorry dear.
Samurai: You shouldn't be lost in thought while trying to treat a wound.
Cologne: I know that but…
Samurai: Here use this.
Cologne: Huh? What is this?
Samurai: A homemade medicine. Don't bother asking because the answer is when you travel abroad you need to learn fast how to treat what.
Cologne: Was it that obvious I was going to ask? Anyway what are you doing here I thought you were going to do your special training.
Samurai: I finished so I thought I'd train with you.
Cologne: Now sonny don't you think you're a little young to train with me. The only other person who can keep up with me is Happy and sometimes son-in- law.
Samurai: I can try. And I won't be fighting you, only you will be attacking.
Cologne: In that case I must decline. I won't improve if you don't hit back.
Samurai: In that case I will use a weapon as well since you have your cane.
Cologne: Very perceptive. Not many realize this is a weapon.
Samurai: And a dangerous one at that. I will use a staff as well if you don't mind.
Cologne: My, aren't you polite.
Samurai: No I only speak my mind. (Reaches for the wall taps it and a large piece raises up to reveal an assortment of blunt and non-lethal weapons, takes a staff among the many other weapons and looks directly at Cologne.) Shall we begin.
Cologne: Of course. Just don't complain when you get hurt.
Both Cologne and Samurai go into an offensive stance and begin to advance on each other. Cologne throws the first blow, which is easily blocked by Samurai. Cologne then throws several more similar blows each easily blocked by Samurai.
Samurai: I hope this isn't all you can do.
Cologne: Just gauging my opponent. But now I must bring this to an end. You see I don't like it when others don't know their place and start thinking they are better than their elders.
Samurai: We will see if you have the right to say that or not soon enough won't we.
Cologne: I almost feel sorry for you sonny… RYU-TENSHIN-AMAGURIKEN!
Cologne launched into her infamous attack that put many a warrior to shame and was truly a sight since her version made Ranmas' look like I childish slap. Instead of throwing hundreds of punches in the place of a few seconds Cologne was throwing thousands with her cane. The speed suspending her in the air. And when the attack stopped Samurai was on the floor but he wasn't knocked out. Instead he was pointing his cane under Colognes throat.
Samurai: Checkmate.
Cologne: H…H…How did you…
Samurai: You must think it's pretty hard to dodge that don't you. Well it isn't. You see I sensed a increase in your aura for greater speed and to be quite honest it is similar to one of my techniques, so I realized the easiest way to avoid it would be to lie down and wait for the attack to finish.
Cologne: But why didn't I notice your movement.
Samurai: Simple I ducked as you were throwing your first punches, so between the blur of your cane and the fact you didn't notice was all I needed to win.
Cologne:…………
Samurai: Let's just say you're about one hundred years too young to beat me.
Cologne:…Ha…ha…hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Samurai: What's so funny?
Cologne: I remember saying those exact words to son-in-law when we first fought.
Samurai: I guess that is somewhat ironic. Well we're almost there.
Cologne: No one seemed to notice our practice bout.
Samurai: It's all for the better.
Cologne: What do you mean?
Samurai: If they saw you lose whether they knew it was only practice or not do you think they would still want to participate or do you think they would be too scared.
Cologne: Good point. Either way I'll be serious next time.
Samurai: Good the crowd would hate a boring fight.
Conductor: (through intercom) All heading for Tokyo prepare to get your luggage or any other belongings you have on your person.
Samurai: Get all your belongings and everyone together I'll wait at the station entrance.
Cologne: I think I'll let them finish their matches first if that's fine with you.
Samurai: (While walking off the train) Whatever just don't be too late.
Cologne: Kuno get up we're here.
Kuno: huh…OK.
Cologne: Shampoo, Ukyo stop fighting and help me get Happosai, Soun, and Genma.
Shampoo: Yes great grandmother.
Ukyo: I guess this one ends in a draw too.
Kodachi: The two of you are extremely lucky I was about to finish you off, but I'll get another chance at the fights.
Ranma: Guess that means we should get going too.
Ryoga: ^pant^ Just ^huff^ wait ^wheeze^ one minute. ^breathe^ Let's finish this first.
Mousse: ^gasp^ I agree. ^cough^ Lets finish the match.
Ranma: Ah c'mon guys it's just a sparring match.
Ryoga: That's no excuse you cowar…^pow^
Ranmas' fist ends up in Ryogas' face
Ranma: There it's…^pow^
One guess as to whose fist ended up in Ranmas' face
Akane: Ranma what did I tell you about bullying those weaker than you.
Cologne: Enough! Help me find your fathers and Happy.
Soun: There's no need we heard the conductor and came back.
Genma: That was a good meal… Boy you realize you missed out on a lot of free food.
Happosai: And wonderful sake.
Ranma: I don't like freeloading
Nabiki: Then why do you live with us?
Kasumi: Nabiki that's not nice you know they don't have money.
Nabiki: Well it's true.
Cologne: Our guide won't wait for us forever let's get going.
Ranma: (whispering to Akane) Whoa is it just me or is the old bat in a bad mood? You'd think she just lost a match or something.
Cologne: Bite your tongue! Let's go.
At the entrance to the station.
Ranma: We're here.
Samurai: Took you long enough. Well I'll lead you to your hotel, then you will have a week to prepare or sightsee or whatever you see fit. If you feel like training there are plenty of thugs and gangs in the area.
Nabiki: That's all well and good but where are our bags?
Samurai: They have already been taken to your rooms.
Kasumi: Oh thank you, but you didn't have to go through all this trouble on our account.
Samurai: Don't mention it. Well it's about time we…
Mystery Voice: Ranma? Hey Ranma.
Ranma: I'd recognize that voice anywhere. Hey Dr. Tofu.
Tofu: What are you guys doing here
Samurai: All but 2 are participating in the championship tournament.
Tofu: Really?! I'm the new Dr. there
Akane: That's great!
Tofu: So I guess I'll see you all later. By the way you said all but two were competing…who?
Nabiki: Hi Dr. Tofu.
Kasumi: Why hello Dr. Tofu.
Tofu: K…K…K…Kasumi. My what a coincidence it is to meet you here of all places.
Kasumi: Isn't it though.
After about an hour of meaningless chatter and Dr. Tofu making a spectacle of himself everyone moves on.
Samurai: Does he always act like that?
Akane: Yes and no. Oh by the way Kasumii.
Kasumi: Yes?
Akane: Don't visit Dr. Tofu during the fights.
Samurai: Oh now I get it.
Kasumi: Why shouldn't I visit?
Samurai: Because we don't need onlookers to distract the medical personnel. They end up becoming hazards and obstacles.
Kasumi: Oh my! In that case I definitely won't drop by.
Ranma: Thank you Kasumii. One more thing Nabiki. No acting as bookie during the matches.
Nabiki: Why Ranma I'm insulted that you would say such a thing! You know I would never do something like that.
Ranma: HA!
Ukyo: Yeah!
Akane: Right!
Ryoga: Whatever!
Kuno: You!
Shampoo: Say!
Kodachi: Nabiki!
Samurai: For your sake I hope what you say is true.
Nabiki: Why is there a prison sentence?
Samurai: No that would be kind…
Nabiki: W…What do you mean?
Samurai: Anyone suspected of betting or taking bets at the tournament will have to get in the ring and fight.
Nabiki:…(dead silence with look of utter horror)…^gulp^
Samurai: I thought you'd like that… Anyway, we're here.
Soun: Wow! Simply amazing…
Genma: The outside of this building looks better than the interior to yours Tendo.
Happosai: I'll say.
Soun: (Starting to go into Demon Head)AND WHO DO I HAVE TO THANK FOR THAT SAOTOME?
Genma & Happosai: Let's go inside…quickly!
Genma and Happosai run inside with Soun close behind looking like he's ready to kill them.
Cologne: Very impressive.
Shampoo: Look like fun!
Mousse: Let's go in Shampoo.
Shampoo and Mousse go inside
Ukyo: Maybe I can actually take a small vacation with this.
Kasumi: My a bubble bath certainly sounds nice right now.
Akane: I'm going to get changed and have some fun!
Ryoga: Wait somebody take me with them so I don't get lost.
Ranma: You can go with me. Maybe we'll find some thugs to beat up.
Ryoga: For once I like your idea Ranma.
Samurai: Get settled in your rooms first though.
Ranma: Sure whatever.
Ukyo, Kasumi, Akane, Ryoga, and Ranma head inside
Kuno: It's quaint
Kodachi: I guess it's better than nothing.
Kuno and Kodachi almost grudgingly walk in
Samurai: Well I guess we should get going.
Cologne: Wait one minute.
Samurai: Huh? What is it?
Cologne: I didn't want to say this in front of everyone else but…
Samurai: Yes.
Cologne: I think I figured out who you are, and if I'm right Ranma's off the hook. After all you can hide your body but not your voice.
Samurai: Hmph! Don't count your chickens before they hatch. You of all people should know that Cologne! Now let's get going.
Cologne: O.K. Now I'm sure of it. He said my name without me telling it to him.
At the front desk of a hotel that could put have Caesar's Palace to shame in its prime
Everyone stares in awe (even the Kuno siblings) at what looks to be the inside of a sultans palace. Diamond chandeliers, Persian Rugs with gold weave, platinum patio chairs, velvet couches made with the finest of oak arms, exquisite expensive art, marble floors, antiques lining the walls, exotic plants in foreign pots and planters, and staff members dressed in the finest suits or gowns.
Samurai: Hello. I have the other fighters here.
Clerk: Oh hello Mr.
Samurai: For the time being I need you to call me by my alias.
Clerk: Oh I see then welcome back Samurai. By the way how many participants are there?
Samurai: Twelve. Those two are paying for themselves.
Clerk: Oh I see. Well let's take care of them first…Name?
Nabiki: Nabiki Tendo.
Clerk: One room or two?
Nabiki: Two. King size beds in both.
Clerk: That's all we have at this hotel. I can only give you two deluxe rooms at best since all the suites are reserved for competitors.
Nabiki: That's OK.
Clerk: A five thousand yen deposit is required and you will pay the rest when you leave along with any food service you order. Would you like to be able to make calls or watch cable?
Nabiki: Both for me. What about you Kasumii?
Kasumi: Some T.V. would be nice.
Clerk: That's another…
Samurai: Send the phone bill to me and I'll pick up the cable for both rooms.
Clerk: O…of course.
Nabiki: Why are you doing this?!
Samurai: You've come this way to support your family and friends knowing the expense it would be to yourself… even I have a sentimental side. However…
Nabiki: Oh here comes the catch.
Samurai: There is no catch, just don't abuse this kindness I'm showing cause I can drop the phone bill on you if I feel you're being greedy.
Nabiki: That's not nice.
Ranma: But it is true.
Nabiki: I'll forget I heard that Saotome.
Clerk: Anyway here are your keys. Please use the elevator for the floors of 21-40. Your room numbers are on your keys.
Nabiki: Thank you. I'll see you guys later. By the way would you happen to have a map of Tokyo.
Clerk: Of course, I'll have them sent to your rooms. Would everyone else care for a map?
Ranma & Co.: Yes please.
Clerk: O.K. I will have one sent up to each of your rooms then… speaking of which, here are your room keys and the V.I.P. elevator keys for floors 41- 50. Your rooms already have unlimited phone service and satellite T.V. is standard. Please enjoy your stays.
Everyone grabs their own key and heads for the elevators. (except for Samurai who already has his key)
A few moments later at Kasumii and Nabiki's rooms…
Kasumi: My this is a nice room…I think I'll go draw a bath.
Nabiki had a different reaction.
Nabiki: MY GOD! IF THIS IS THE DELUXE ROOM I WONDER WHAT THE SUITES ARE LIKE!!!
Up at the suites everyone had their own separate reactions. Kuno started ranting about how this one room was better than his whole estate, Kodachi fainted, Soun started crying (No surprise). Genma immediately called room service as did Happosai, Ryoga did what he did best in these situations… he got lost in the room, Akane tried not to care, Ranma immediately made himself at home, Shampoo nearly collapsed, Cologne had to get off of her walking stick as she was having trouble holding herself up, Ukyo nearly screamed, and Mousse… Well Mousse couldn't see a damn thing.
End
Author's comments: Well that's another chapter done, so far so good. I put in a little bit of a fight scene to tide over you fightaholichs since I am not yet ready for the big one yet. (don't worry it's getting close) I would like to thank my reviewers and those that post comments. For those of you who can't wait to find out who Samurai is… you'll just have to wait a little more. (it's going to be revealed in the fight scene) And on a final note I will never be too far behind on coming out with chapters since I am constantly working on this in my mind. So until next chapter bye. P.S. If anyone knows how to get rid of the numbers that are appearing in the fic please tell me.