Or...
Mulder, Scully and Krychec/k are still beamed up onto the damn spaceship.
Mulder (M) - Uh,... miss author people?
Authors (A) - What?!?!?!?!?!
M - I have a question for you.
A - What is it now?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
M - I have to take a piss but.... there is NO *$#@!*&&# bathroom!
A - We don't give a crap!
M - But........ I HAVE to!!!
A - Fine!! (sarcastic) Here it is!
A toilet drops in the middle of the Scully, Mulder and Krychec/k.
M - Hey!! I can't go in front of them!!!
A - Fine. Then kill them!!!
M (whining and sad) - I can't kill my partner. :-(
Krychec/k (K) - Hey!! What about me?
M (whiny) - Well...... you always beat me up!
K (crying) - I'm sorry! But I HAD to.
Mulder and Krychec/k are crying together. They hug. Scully gives them her pantentant SCULLY DEATH GLARE!!!
Scully (S [whinnying]) - He was MY partner first!!
Scully and Krychec/k each start pulling on each of Mulder's arms. His arms are just about to be pulled out of their sockets when.....Scully lets go. Mulder and Krychec/k fly out of the spaceship and become pancakes on the ground below.
S - Why'd you kill them?
A - Because they were lousy and bad characters!!
S - Mulder wasn't!! He was the star of the show!!
A - Sorry. You're right. Krychec/k was bad and lousy and Mulder just sucks!!!