Or...
They are beamed up........................big surprise!
M - Are we ever going to meet whoever runs the ship we happen to be on?
S - Mulder you are only dreaming this. It is just a figment of your imagination.
M - Then why are YOU in MY dream?
S - I don't know. It's probably because you love me so much and you can barely keep your erection controlled whenever I'm around. Don't think I haven't noticed. And for another thing, I am so desired by all men.
Mulder turns heat red, so red you can barely look at him without having your eyes burn.
M - Ummmm. First of all what are you looking down there for?
S - Uhhhhh.......
M - And secondly, the truth is out there about why'd you be in my "dream" but.....I AIN'T telling you!!!!!
Aliens walk in.
M - Oh my god!! You are really here!! Can I have your autograph? Please?!?
S - Mulder this is a dream, remember?
M - It IS real!! Really!!!
S - No it ain't!!!
M - Yes it is!! Yes it is!! Yes it is!!
Mulder and Scully start fighting.
K - Gawd!!!! You two fight like an old married couple!!
M - Hey!! That's a good idea!! (getting down on one knee, he pulls out a ring) I was waiting for a special time. But I guess that this is as good a time as any other. Scully, will you marry me?
S - Uh.....
M - Please?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
S - Oh... all right. It's just a dream anyway.
Krychec/k looks at the green aliens and he sees this hot alien babe.
K - Hey, you want to go to dinner and get married?
Alien Chick - Okay. My name is Choune. What's yours honey?
K - My name is Alex. Hey why not just skip dinner and get married now?
Choune (C) - Okay.
M - Let's have a double wedding!!
S - Are you insane?
M - Probably.
K - Sounds good to me. What do you think Choune?
C - Okay.
K - You like to say that, don't you?
C - Okay.
K - Okay.
So they had their double wedding amidst Scully's protests.
*** 5 years later ***
Narrator - Special Agent Dana Katherine Scully Mulder had twins four years ago. The little girl looks just like her father, Special Agent Fox William Mulder, while the boy looks like his mother.
Little Girl - The truth is out there! The truth is out there! The truth is out there........
Little Boy - No it isn't. Science is the answer to everything. You just have to know where to look......
M - Aren't they cute?
S - No!!!
M - Why not, my sweet?
S - I just realized that I'm pregnant again and I realized that this ain't no DAMN DREAM!!!!
-Meanwhile-
K - Honey? Did you bring home the new child
C - Oh yes. You just put him over there with the other 30 kids.
K (beaming with happiness) - Okay whatever.
*** 6 years later ***
M - Wow, our third child really has grown, hasn't she?
S - I'll say. She sure is a great example of the classic blond stereotype.
Little Blond Girl - Mom, Dad!!! Where is the white out? I messed up typing again on the computer!!!
Mulder and Scully put there head in their hands and shake their heads.
M - I wonder whose side of the family she gets it from?
M + S (in unison) - Obviously yours!
They each glare at each other.