Or... (oh great...)
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What a change in scenery...they are in a dark forest but. They are NOT alone.
M + K (in unison) - Wow! It's that slut from the tapes, Monica L.
M - How would you know Krychec/k?
K - Well Mulder, but how would you know?
S (suspiciously) - Yeah Mulder! What tapes?
M - My tapes. Of course!
S - Yep. Just as I suspected.
M - What I really mean is.... uh..... well..... they are my.... uh.... evil twins tapes. Yeah, that's it.
S - Sure, I believe that.
M - Yeah. Iknew you'd come around eventually.
Mulder and Krychec/k start hitting on Monica.
Monica (ML) - Eww! Get away! I only go for men of high political power.
M - Yeah. Well, I work in the FBI. Is that close enough?
S - Yeah, in the basement.
M - Shhh! Scully your ruining it for me.
S - Yeah. I know!
K - Hey, at least she isn't ruining for me.
Mulder glares at Krychec/k.
M - That's because she doesn't like you.
Scully gets mad.
S (thinking) - Darm it, I mean Damn it. Has he figured me out? What should I do???? I know I'll just cut out all the subtleties.
Scully flings herself at sMulder.
M - Wow! Down Scully. down. If you get down I'll give you a treat.
K (thought) - Good, sincce Mulder is busy with Scully, I'll take Monica and leave.
K - Come on Monica, let's go. I know where the president lives.
Monica drools.
ML - Okay!!
Monica and Krychec/k leave. Scully and Mulder passionetely kiss. Suddenly a cough startles them. They look around. They are on a stage in front of people staring at them.
M - What?!?!
Mulder pulls the curtain closed.
Audience - Boo!! Aww! What a shame!
Suddenly a black skimpy bra flings it self out from behind the curtins
Someone in the Audience - Whoo hooo!! I caught it!
Narrator - Hey. Wait a minute that wasn't in the script.
Voices behind the cutain - Oh well!!