Or...
Two radios turn on.
Person on the radio - I'm Amy Love and this is Love Line. Call in here if you have love problems. The number is 1 800 XFI-LOVE or 1 800 934-5683. (pause) Hi, you're on the air. What's your name?
A masculine voice - Hi. My name is..... F.... I mean Gox M..... Nulder.
Amy Love (AL) - Okay Gox? Tell the Love Doctor everything.
Gox Nulder (GN) - Well, there's this.....lady, I mean woman....
AL - Isn't there always.
GN - Yeah, well. I work with her and I like her but....
AL - There is always a BUT. Go on.
GN - Our line of business doesn't quite... like us.. to.. get close to.... the people we work with.
AL - What is her name and where do you work?
GN - Her name is D...Eana S... Tcully. We work at the FMDS. Sorry, I mean the SDMF, it's the GNET. No, its the TENG. Here let me try again, it's the FBI.
AL - I see. I guess you've never done this type of thing before.
GN - Why do you say that?
AL - Because you seem a little tongue tied.
GN - So...... what should I do????
AL - Ask her out.
GN - But...........
AL - No buts. Just ask her out!!!!!!
GN - Okay, fine. Bye.
AL - Bye. (laughing) All right lets go to a female caller. Hi, you're on the air. What's your name?
A small feminine voice answers - My name is D....Cana Sc.... Rully.
AL - Okay, Cana? (under breath) Boy these people have strange names. (in her regular voice) What's your problem?
Cana Rully (CR) - Well it's the same as the last call.
AL - Good for you about coming out. Are you proud to be a lesbian?
CR - No!!!
AL - I feel sorry for you.
CR - I'm NOT a lesbian!! It's the same but instead of it being a girl it's a guy!
AL - Sorry about that.
CR - We work in the government and we're partners. So.. we can't really get together.
AL - What's his name?
CR - His name is F.... Eox M.... Lulder. So what should I do?
AL - Play hard to get. No matter what he does make him jealous. Men LOVE that.
CR - Thanks. Bye!
AL - Bye. Now to our next caller......
In a split screen you see 2 hands turn off 2 radios. The lights turn off and it is black. Two soft sighs of content is all you hear.
****The next day****
M - Hi, Scully!!!
S - Oh. Hi.
M - Scully I was wondering if ..... well..... if on Saturday....
S - Sorry...... can't....... have a date.
M (sad) - Oh well. Maybe some other time.
S (bored) - Yeah maybe. (thinking) Come on Mulder. Keep pushing it! I know......
M (thinking) - I wonder who she's going out with? I wonder if I could scare him away from Scully....
Sk - Hey you two!! Snap out of it!! Since you two aren't doing anything. This Saturday I need you to go undercover at the Opera. You both need to be formally dressed. Mulder has already been briefed. Scully the limousine will pick you up at.....
S - Limousine? I mean, I can't sir. I have a date this Saturday.
Sk - No. You don't. You haven't had a date in six months.
S (embarrassed) - But I do now.
Sk - I have checked your calendar. You're free and you WILL go!! You got that Scully.
S - Yes sir.
***Later that day***
In Skinner's office....
M - Thanks sir.
Sk - Your welcome Mulder. Live it up and treat her well.