But this is what really happened...
Mulder and Scully were chasing Krychec/k through the woods. When all of a sudden a bright, white light appeared and shone down on them.
Chorus: What the hell!?!?
Mulder, Scully and Ratboy find themselves in a big spaceship.
Chorus.
Ratboy shoots Scully.
Chorus.
Mulder shoots Ratboy.
Chorus.
Ratboy shoots Mulder.
You got it. Chorus.
They are all slowly dying. And making sure they are getting their fair share of bad language in - #$@!%^&**#$%@(*) **+.
Chorus.
In a drunken rage the government shoots down the spaceship.
Chorus.
Three words- Crash and Burn!!!
We get the point.....Chorus.
Distraught beyond belief about Mulder's death, the (big surprise) living Samantha commits suicide off the top of the United Nations building In New York.
Chorus!
Distressed beyond belief that his daughter committed suicide, Cancer Man commits suicide by ingesting a lighted cigarette while looking at his Samantha's picture.
Chorus.
The military gets royally pissed off about Cancer Man's death and they blame Skinner. So guess what......you got it!!! Skinner bites the dust.
Chorus.
Now the FBI is pissed off too. They now wage civil war against the military.
Chorus.
In the middle battle, a huge spaceship hovers over head.
Chorus.
"We have got to cover up the truth!" the dark agency said.
Chorus.
Then the spaceship, on sincronized time with other spaceships around the world, opened the bottom of the ship and all the ships beams to blow up the Earth.
Chorus.
They did this because thier alien ambassador was on that spaceship that blew up.
Chorus.
Then some of the other species of aliens, got mad at the aliens who blew up the Earth.
Chorus.
Eventually all the galaxies, universes, and solar systems everywhere in this demision got into a giant war.
Chorus.
This giant war destroyed everything.
Chorus.
M - Gee, I never knew we were that big an influence in the whole cosmic scheme of things.
Supreme Being - No, actually you weren't. I just wanted to see how much I could screw everything over.
The End.... You hope