Scene Six
NOTE: I thought I was finished with this...but then this one spoiler came out and I had to add this, short and sweet...
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Spike lies in his "hellmouth pad" crying...after a long battle with the giant worm at the movie theatre, he is exhausted AND insane.
SPIKE: Boo hoo.
Enter Buffy.
BUFFY: Hey.
SPIKE: Buffy-
BUFFY: I just wanted to see if you're okay...not that I care.
SPIKE: Yeah, fine.
BUFFY: Spike, what's really going on? I know you don't want to tell me-
SPIKE: I got a-
BUFFY: But I think it's really only fair, I am the prettiest and most important person on this show and-
SPIKE: I'm trying to tell you I-
BUFFY: My name is FIRST in the credits!!!!
SPIKE: Sodding hell! Why aren't you listening to me?
BUFFY: Whatever you have to say, as soon as you say it we have to fade to the credits...and we had a few more seconds...so now you can tell me.
SPIKE: I got a soul. For you.
BUFFY: silence
SPIKE: Well, aren't you going to going to say something???
BUFFY: The cameras are off...I have no comment.
SPIKE: I got a SOUL FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUFFY: Yeah, whatever. See you next Tuesday.
FADE TO CREDITS