Ok I just want 2 let u no that I do these at around 10 at night. Yes im very hyper. Now these songs r from a musical I was in……Annie Jr. it was very good. I was an orphan. Now if u no the song just hum along. Remember this is my first attempt at this, but I got laughs from my friends, Katie and Dee, which I took as a great…but u can never really trust them now can u? k so um…enjoy!

Tomorrow-

I'll go 2 mordor tomorrow

Bet a mushroom or beer that tomorrow

I'll be sad.

Just being around these fellas

So they're weird up 2 a pella

Oy vey

So im stuck with a gay in gray plain idiotry

Ill be with my pals or gals ill say

Oh…….

Ill go to mordor tomorrow

So these guys r weirder then dr. bella

Ok…..

Tomorrow tomorrow

Ill lose ya tomorrow

The ring will go away…….

(k so I sorta messed up on that one but oh well)

Your Never Fully Dressed (With Out a Smile)-

Hey saruman hey bon bon

Come get me u lazy bum

Cause ur never fully dressed with out my ring

Ur brain may be deflated

Sorry pippin

But ur never fully dressed with a ring

Who cares if ur gay

as long as u don't love me

U may be weird, drunk and a fool

But same on the baboon

I forgot………

So elfs so bells

So im going now

And merry u don't wear underpants

And legolas u don't need romance

No one's fully dressed with out my ring ring ring

It's mine all mine!!!!!!

It's a Hard Knock Life-

It's a hard knock life 4 us

Ur so right oh gosh our luck

Steada breakfasts

We get 1

Steada tea

We get none

It's a hard knock life

Gotten hit by orcs and so

And 2 isengod we go

Clear water

Steada beer

I think that

Orcs r

It's a hard knock life

Y did the ring ever come 2 me

Y am I so hungry

Y do I answer 2 stupid questions

Y do I think of nastys in the night

We all wish we had a bed

We all wish we breathe without dread

We all wish we could sing our little song

Y r these questions getting so long!!!

Oh

Empty-bellied life

No showers life

Wonder what tomorrows like

Hate 2 say nighty-night

There r no mushrooms here

How about down there…underwear?

No one cares if ur face is blue

From the mountains many boos

It's a hard knock life

(say in harsh tone) the ring must be destroyed in mordor or else!!!

Yank at ur greasy hair

Put on ur long underwear

Hand in ur beer there

(in frodos voice) ill take the ring Elrond

it's a hard knock life 4 us

it's a hard knock life 4 us

please let us sleep a ton

till the mornings fully done

it's a hard knock life it's a hard knock lifeee

it's….a…hard…knock…liiifeeeee!!!

ok now that I wrote all of that………..i would really appreciate reviews u no. u r getting very dizzy……u will touch the button down there…..it is ur very close friend….speak 2 it….i say speak 2 it!!!!!!!! Hehhehe sry have fun. Review ideas pls!!!! Thanks and remember….OBEY THE FIST AT ALL COSTS. jk