FF10 Deleted Scenes
By: Crystal Wind
Blooper #6
The group is about to leave Guadosalem
Seymour: Why are you still here sir?
Auron stops in his tracks
Seymour: Oh...I beg your pardon. Guado are keen to the scent of Farplane.
Auron keeps on walking
Seymour: As us Guado say...you are the other white meat!
Everyone but Auron: BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: (trying not to laugh anymore) C-cut! T-t-ake a break everybody!
Seymour walks over to Wakka and Tidus
Seymour: I said it now WHERE is my 50 bucks?!
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Blooper # 7:
From Blooper # 2
Take 2
Auron is examining Rikku
Auron: Look at me.
Rikku turns towards him
Auron: Open your eyes.
Rikku opens one eye
Auron:...
Rikku bursts out laughing
Auron: What?!
Rikku: I was just thinking about a story I read about you and...
Director: RIKKU!!!
Motions her to come over
Director: (whisper) Or I'll tell everyone that you...(whisper whisper) Got it?
Rikku: OOOOKAY!! (Looks nervous)
Tidus and Wakka: What did he say?
Rikku: Nothing...hehehe
This one wasn't really meant to be funny......It's just a setup for the another one.
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Blooper # 8
Lulu casts a thundaga spell on a water fiend.
(Everybody does his or her victory stance)
Lulu turns toward the others
Lulu: Shall we continue?
Tidus and Wakka have nosebleeds
Auron coughs some nervously at points at Lulu
Lulu: What?
She glances down at her chest
Lulu: EYYYAHHHHHHHH!!! (Turns beet red)
Director: Well...at least I gained something from this. wink wink
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At Break time...
Lulu is still quite embarrassed
Yuna: Are you okay, Lulu?
Lulu: (Turns her head stiffly and talks through clenched teeth) yEs I aM YuNa.
Yuna glances at Tidus and Wakka at the refreshment table
Wakka: THAT WAS MY DOUGHTNUT, YA?!
Tidus: You're gonna BE a doughnut if you keep eating like a pig!!
Wakka: That's it!
Tackles Tidus into the table, sending the punch bowl flying towards Lulu
Rikku: Lu, watch out!!
The bowl lands on Lulu's head spilling over 5 gallons of red punch over her body
Lulu: (with wide eyes stares at the red punch) Sound familiar?
Starts to twitch and sputter and flames start to consume the set
Director: OH MY GOD!!
Tidus and Wakka rolled on the floor, consume with flame
Tidus and Wakka: X_X
5 minutes later...
Fire fighters arrive and put out the flame.
Lulu breathes vastly as her mascara runs
Auron walks over to Rikku with a smug look on his face
Auron: I told you we shouldn't of let her watch Carrie!
By: Crystal Wind
Blooper #6
The group is about to leave Guadosalem
Seymour: Why are you still here sir?
Auron stops in his tracks
Seymour: Oh...I beg your pardon. Guado are keen to the scent of Farplane.
Auron keeps on walking
Seymour: As us Guado say...you are the other white meat!
Everyone but Auron: BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: (trying not to laugh anymore) C-cut! T-t-ake a break everybody!
Seymour walks over to Wakka and Tidus
Seymour: I said it now WHERE is my 50 bucks?!
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Blooper # 7:
From Blooper # 2
Take 2
Auron is examining Rikku
Auron: Look at me.
Rikku turns towards him
Auron: Open your eyes.
Rikku opens one eye
Auron:...
Rikku bursts out laughing
Auron: What?!
Rikku: I was just thinking about a story I read about you and...
Director: RIKKU!!!
Motions her to come over
Director: (whisper) Or I'll tell everyone that you...(whisper whisper) Got it?
Rikku: OOOOKAY!! (Looks nervous)
Tidus and Wakka: What did he say?
Rikku: Nothing...hehehe
This one wasn't really meant to be funny......It's just a setup for the another one.
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Blooper # 8
Lulu casts a thundaga spell on a water fiend.
(Everybody does his or her victory stance)
Lulu turns toward the others
Lulu: Shall we continue?
Tidus and Wakka have nosebleeds
Auron coughs some nervously at points at Lulu
Lulu: What?
She glances down at her chest
Lulu: EYYYAHHHHHHHH!!! (Turns beet red)
Director: Well...at least I gained something from this. wink wink
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At Break time...
Lulu is still quite embarrassed
Yuna: Are you okay, Lulu?
Lulu: (Turns her head stiffly and talks through clenched teeth) yEs I aM YuNa.
Yuna glances at Tidus and Wakka at the refreshment table
Wakka: THAT WAS MY DOUGHTNUT, YA?!
Tidus: You're gonna BE a doughnut if you keep eating like a pig!!
Wakka: That's it!
Tackles Tidus into the table, sending the punch bowl flying towards Lulu
Rikku: Lu, watch out!!
The bowl lands on Lulu's head spilling over 5 gallons of red punch over her body
Lulu: (with wide eyes stares at the red punch) Sound familiar?
Starts to twitch and sputter and flames start to consume the set
Director: OH MY GOD!!
Tidus and Wakka rolled on the floor, consume with flame
Tidus and Wakka: X_X
5 minutes later...
Fire fighters arrive and put out the flame.
Lulu breathes vastly as her mascara runs
Auron walks over to Rikku with a smug look on his face
Auron: I told you we shouldn't of let her watch Carrie!