K-chan: Well...I have maaaaaaajjjjjooooorrrrrr writer's block. I don't know what to do!!!! So, this chapter may be a little sucky...

Kalani's Quote of the Day

"I feel like I've given birth to a baby girl, A large, older baby girl that smokes and swears alot."

~~ Lisa Kudrow as Michelle in "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion"

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Oh, and in this chap theres a cameo appearance from some characers from another anime! Try and spot it! They don't talk.

I don't own DBZ.

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"Vegeta."

The spiky-haired Saiyajin no ouji turned over in bed and smiled at ChiChi. "Yes, love?"

ChiChi gave a small smile back. "I'm scared to go home. Things will never be the same. Everyone will hate me, and Bulma will never forgive me. You know?"

Vegeta nodded, looking at the ceiling. "All this time, I can't stop thinking about how disapointted Trunks will be in me. He'll never look up to me again."

"And Goten and Gohan. They're gonna be so...disapointted."

"I think everyone will be shocked."

Vegeta nodded. "Yeah. But...we were together first. So why is it bad?"

ChiChi laid her head on Vegeta's chest. "Rules. Binding, Earth rules. That's why I loved Vegeta-sei so much. I never really fit in on Earth."

Her husband kissed her forehead. "Don't worry. We won't reach Earth for another 5 days."

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For five days ChiChi worried, fretted, and barely ate. Then, the time arrived, They landed on Earth, and the ship opened up. They were right next to a carrot patch. Neko ran out.

"Wow!" She spun around. "Sweet! Earth is cool!" She looked down. "The grass is green!" She looked up. "The skies are blue!" She looked foreward. "Oh...and the guys are hot." She smiled at the young dark-haired boy harvesting the carrots. Then a girl floating in the air with spiky silver- hair scowled at her. "Geez..." Neko turned back to her parents. "Where are we going now?"

ChiChi gulped. "My house is just near here," she said, "You'll get to meet your half-brother's Gohan and Goten." They walked through the woods, Neko humming all the way. She didn't seem to realize how nervous her parents were. She was jsut happy. Suddenly a small house came into veiw.

"Well..." ChiChi said slowly, "Here we are." She turned to Vegeta. "Hon, could you stay up here for awhile. While I talk to the boys."

Vegeta nodded. "Of course."

ChiChi and Neko walked down the hill.

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"Gohan...you burnt dinner again." Goten sat at the table, propping his head up with his hand.

"Sorry!" Gohan said, "What do you say we order a pizza?"

Goten sighed. "I'm tired of pizza. I want Mom."

Gohan sighed."Well Mom's gone, Goten! She's not here! And we may have to face reality and realize she may never come ba-"

The front door opened. "Boys?"

"Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Goten jumped up and ran down the hall, into her arms. "Mom! I missed you so much!"

ChiChi smiled. "I missed you too, honey."

Gohan stood in the doorway.

"Gohan..."

He shook his head, and walked back into the kitchen.

"Gohan..."

Suddenly Goten looked up. "Who's she?"

Neko smiled. "Hi. I'm Neko. I'm your big sister."

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Gohan's sensitive Saiyajin ears picked this up. He ran out in the hall. "What?!"

ChiChi smiled weakly. "Gohan, Goten, Neko. Maybe we should go sit down and talk." They all sat on the couch, and ChiChi told her story, while at the same time carefully leaving out Vegeta. She just didn't feel like it was the right time.

Gohan was still angry, and wouldn't look at his mother or half- sister.

Goten, on the other hand, was really excited. "Wow!" he said, xrawling into Neko's lap. "You're my sister?! I have a sister! Yay! This is sooooo cool! I can't wait to tell Trunks!"

ChiChi froze.

"Trunks?" Neko asked, "Isn't that-"

"Neko!" ChiChi said, "Are you hungry?"

"No, I-"

"Oh, don't be polite. I'm sure you're famished. Let's go get something to eat. In the ki-tchen ."

Neko nodded in sudden understanding. "Ohhhhh..." she said, "Okay."

They went into the kitchen, and Neko sat on the counter. "What's up?"

ChiChi bit her lip. "I can't tell them abotu Vegeta. I just can't." She looked out the window. "Go find your father. Tel,l him to hide out in the woods for a few days, then go back home and say he was training. I can't hurt them...Go!"

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A few days later, Vegeta landed at Capsule Corp. He was feeling miserable. He was a bad person. He was going to lie to, decieve, and lead Bulma on. Worst of all, he was going to lose ChiChi.

"Daddy? Daddy!!!! You're home!"

Trunks ran to Vegeta, and threw his arms around him. Vegeta pulled him closer, and hugged him. Trunks looked up at him, wide-eyed. "You..you hugged me. You didn't it me away."

Vegeta smiled down at his son. "Yeah. But don't try it again next time and expect the same result, brat."

Bulma walked outside, and stared. "Vegeta..." She went up, and touched her husbands face.

"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!"

Vegeta scowled, and pushed Trunks away. "I've been training in the woods, not that its any of your buissnes. I'm starving." He pushed past them both and went into the kitchen."

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*~*~*Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?*~*~*



Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.