"What to do, what to do?" Lissa smirked. "What should I say? This is really awkward! Hmm...okay!" She puffed. "Let's try this." She began typing back on her phone. "This should be interesting."

"Who are you again?" She held her breath. The ellipses dots balloon appeared on the screen. "Ohh. He's responding! Yikes!"

"Babe! Seriously? Remember me, tall dark and beautiful?" Gaston smiled wistfully on his end.

"Wha-" Lissa spat. "What? He thinks I'm-sorry, Lydia! Whoever Lydia is. He thinks I'm playing games with him? Well, technically, I am but that's beside the point. Let me try again."

"Whoa there! This is getting ridiculous, you're beginning to creep me out."

"Honey…" Gaston frowned, sending a confusion emoji.

"You still haven't told me! WHO ARE YOU? I don't know you from Adam!" Lissa punched the keyboard.

"Bby...it's me. It's Gaston, bby. Remember me now? (wink face)"

"Oh...yeah…"

"Yeah. I knew you couldn't forget me." Gaston rested his head behind his arms in his chair.

"Right. I remember you. YOU TWO-FACED BACKSTABBER!" Lissa snickered, eagerly waiting his next response. "Oohhff!" She shivered in her chair giddily.

"What?! What the heck? Babe, what's the matter?"

"Here we go!" Lissa took a deep breath. "How could you? You cheating on me!"

"Sweetie...you know I would never cheat on you!" Gaston added a sad emoji and a heart emoji, then a kiss emoji.

"WHO IS BELLE?!" Lissa answered.

"Ohh...Belle...uhhhmmm…about that…"

"Yeah! I saw your Facebook post! I saw all those likes! Yeah, I saw that too! Come clean! WHO IS BELLE?!" Lissa almost choked on her own spit, laughing.

"She's just a friend...babe…"

"LOL well that's just rich. Like I said, you cheating on me! I thought you loved me! But, no, you gonna dump me for a brainy brunette! Well, I'm certainly glad I found out your true colors before we got too serious! Don't text me back, I never want hear from you again, you cheating playboy! Have a good life...NOT!" Lissa howled, shaking in her chair with high-pitched giggles.

"What the h-?" Gaston guffawed, speechless. "Oh, she did not! She didn't! That did not just happen!"

"Is this a bad time?" Lefou texted.

"For real?" Gaston rolled his eyes. "What is it?"

"We still meeting up after work today? Remember, you're buying the beers!" Lefou typed excitedly.

"Yes…"

"Great! CU then!"

Lissa's stomach hurt from laughing so hard. "I...I don't...I don't know what he's doing right now, but...he...he didn't even text back! I'm shocked that he didn't. I thought he'd at least plead and beg, and...but? Guess he didn't know how to explain that Facebook post! Ohhh! Poor Gaston, that had to hurt. But, he asked for it. I don't know if I can hold it in when he gets home tonight. Wonder if Lefou knows about this?

Has Gaston even noticed who he sent these messages to?! I wonder if he'll accidentally do it again."

We're not done here!