Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY as it is owned by Rooster Teeth so there's that.

Ruby was now on a ship with Yang alongside other students going to Beacon Academy in the morning.

Yang glomped her on the spot.

"SO GLAD YOU MADE IT!" Yang said as she is is grinning while holding her younger sister in a tight grip, and she even lifted her.

"By the way, why is everyone but us a pitch black figure?" Ruby wondered as she saw that indeed everyone around them are black figures.

"Now that you mention it…" Yang said as she did actually see the black colored people. They looked weird.

"Oh wait, that one is not like them!" Ruby said, pointing at Jaune who is currently having motion sickness, and he didn't feel so good as he threw up loudly.

"Ew! Gross!" Ruby said looking disgusted.

"Yeah! Go find some other place to throw up in!" Yang said in disgust.

Jaune then threw up again.

Ruby & Yang said: "Ew."

They were both disgusted. Then they noticed that they were nearly at Beacon Academy.

"About time!" Yang said on the spot.

"We're here!" Ruby said. "Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!"

They then arrived at their destination.

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-SpongeBob Narrator: Several Minutes Later-

Ruby and Yang are walking about near Beacon Academy, looking around.

"I like this place!" Ruby said.

"Yeah, me too!" Yang said as she met her friends who were basically black silhouette guys.

"Hey there!" Yang said.

She waved at the shadow men.

"Yo, Yang," Shadow Guy 1 said.

"It's cool to see you," Shadow Guy 2 said.

Ruby waved at them.

"So I need to go right now, Ruby," Yang said as she left.

Cardin was walking by himself when he noticed a new girl.

"Your hair looks like a haystack," Cardin said which immediately caused Yang to get pissed off.

"I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!" Yang shouted and rushed at him.

"Oh, s-"

Yang proceeded to beat him senselessly. Then she proceeded to break his legs as she said she would.

"MY LEGS!" Cardin said as he was in pain.

Cardin was doing the Chris griffin meme where he holds his leg in pain. The idiot made pain noises as Yang left with her shadow buddies.

"Oh great. Now I am so lonely…" Ruby said as she was pouting. The dark-haired girl was wondering if there was anybody around but ended up crashing into Weiss' suitcases on accident.

"Oops!" Ruby said.

"What the f****!" Weiss said in anger.

"LANGUAGE!" Nora said angrily.

"WHAT THE F****!" Weiss said in shock.

"I SAID LANGUAGE!" Nora said as she looked annoyed.

"Sorry?" Ruby said as she tried to put on a reassuring smile while apologizing. Weiss was in a sour mood.

"A mere apology won't be enough, you dolt!" Weiss said as she looked both displeased and angry at once. "For what you have done, I challenge you to a DUEL!"

"Wait what?" Ruby said.

"Now draw, peasant!" Weiss said.

"But I'm not!" Ruby said.

"You're not as rich as me, so you are a peasant!" Weiss said as she took out Myrtenaster.

"So engarde!" Weiss said.

BGM: 09: Red Like Roses Part II - RWBY Volume 1 OST (Jeff Williams Feat. Casey Williams & Sandy Casey)

Weiss rushed towards Ruby thanks to her glyphs allowing for her to skate towards her. The Schnee sent a vertical wave of fire from her rapier, which didn't collide with Ruby who dodged the attack and took out Crescent Rose and tried to hit the white-haired girl.

Weiss in response to this caused a wall of ice crystals to trap the Scythe on the ground. She then rushed forward and created a big ice sword through the use of her glyphs, molding the blue dust into it. She tried to swing it, but Ruby used her semblance to dodge it and luckily managed to get her weapon out of the ground in time.

Ruby then transformed Crescent Rose into its rifle mode which she then used it to fire at Weiss who then simply evaded with a glyph, quickly evading the shots.

Then as Ruby was about to fire at Weiss again and as the Schnee was about to use more of her dust and glyphs, one vial in hand and ready to load in her weapon; Glynda Goodwitch showed up.

BGM END.

"Alright Alright! What's going on here?!" Glynda asked. "You two are making too much noise!"

"She attacked first," Ruby said.

"No, she did!" Weiss said.

"Liar!" Ruby said. "She's a liar!"

"She's the liar!" Weiss said as she crossed her arms. It kept going for a while between them.

"Do you even know who you are dealing with commoner?!" Weiss said looking pissed up.

"An arrogant rich girl?" Ruby said.

"Listen here you little s***! I am a very rich girl from Atlas and you are nothing to me!" Weiss said as she angrily shook that vial she was still holding.

"Language. Such language is forbidden on academy grounds," Glynda said.

"YOU listen you aaaaaa-TCHOO!" Ruby said as she sneezed due to the dust particles entering her nose, causing a dust explosion that sent the silver-colored eye girl flying somewhere else.

This also ruined Weiss' dress in the process.

"WHAT THE F-"

While she was about to say it, Blake Belladonna was amused at seeing all of this occur.

'Hehehe. This is funny…' Blake thought.

Meanwhile Ruby was somewhere else, not near Weiss.

"Where am I, now?" Ruby wondered.

Jaune then showed up.

"That wasn't very nice," Jaune said as he huffed.

"Crush?" Ruby said as she is very curious.

"Hey! ...Well yes," Jaune said as he shrugged.

"Simp," Ruby said.

"What? No of course not!" Jaune said.

"Well anyway, I gotta go," Ruby said.

"Can I like follow you?" Jaune said.

"Um, sure," Ruby said as she is curious.

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-Spongebob Narrator: Several More Minutes Later-

Jaune and Ruby are both walking together.

"Hey, where are we, anyway?" Jaune wondered before he and Ruby then got jumpscared by Map Bot.

"Here have a free map," Map Bot said.

Jaune screamed like a girl at the sight of this jumpscare.

"Oh um, thanks," Ruby said as she took a free map which was the map of Beacon Academy. "Thanks a lot."

Jaune was still freaking out even after Map Bot left to go out and give free maps to the other shadow people of Beacon Academy who had just arrived.

"Oh. PYRRHA!" Ruby said as Pyrrha Nikos noticed Ruby and approached waving as of now.

"Oh um. Hello?" Jaune said.

"Hello…" Pyrrha said as he waved awkwardly at this very beautiful-looking girl. So beautiful that he had to think about Weiss hard.

"Well, I gotta go!" Ruby said.

"Oh I'm sorry for taking so much of your time," Pyrrha said as she looked apologetic. "I'm sorry."

Pyrrha looked so cute. Ruby waved as she left.

"Now then, where is-" Pyrrha was about to say as Map Bot then jumpscares Pyrrha, which of course caused Jaune to scream in terror again.

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-SpongeBob Narrator: Several minutes later-

Ruby finally meets Yang once again.

"YANG!" Ruby said as she glomps her big sister on the spot.

"Where were you?" Yang said.

Ruby was about to answer. "I-"

Suddenly, Map Bot.

Yang reflexively punched him.

But it did nothing.

"Oh, he's harmless. He just wants to give you a free map," Ruby said.

"Free map," Map Bot said.

Yang took it.

Map Bot left politely.

"By the way, I met this white-haired girl who was really mean!" Ruby said.

"Oh really now? Tell me more!" Yang said as she was curious.

"Like seriously she kept being mean and calling me a commoner and she even challenged me to a duel," Ruby said in annoyance.

What she doesn't know is that Weiss was right behind her.

"She thinks the world revolves around her, and she has terrible fashion tastes, AND she puts pineapple on her pizza!" Ruby said, pouting.

"Uh, Ruby?" Yang said looking concerned.

"She even acts like she is the queen of the world or something! Well, she's NOOOOTTTT!" Ruby said.

"Say...is her skin naturally red or is it only like that when she is angry?" Yang asked as she sees that Weiss is getting mad at this.

"Yeah! She always is like that!" Ruby said. "Why do you ask?"

Yang just pointed behind her in a "behind you" gesture.

Ruby turned around and sees a very pissed-off Weiss.

"Oh. I see...Do you have a map?" Ruby asked curiously.

"Why would I need a map when I can just KILL YOU RIGHT HERE AND-" Weiss was about to finish the sentence until Map Bot jumpscared her.

"Free map," Map Bot said as this caused Weiss to panic and hit him repeatedly with her rapier, which didn't even scratch him. "Please have a free map."

Yang found it hilarious and was laughing loudly.

Then Ozpin showed up at the Amphitheater.

"Is this thing on?" Ozpin said as he then tapped the microphone. It was on. So he began his speech.

"So listen up everybody. Welcome to this academy and here are some ground rules. No shooting the windows. No picking fights with teachers. No running in the halls. No yi***** the fox. No stealing, no bullying, none of that," Ozpin said. "You are here to learn how to fight so many of the Grimm that you'll be left wondering how many would be left once you're done… You will grow so much that you will be like the Doom Slayer by the time you are done. Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

"Hey! You remind me of someone!" Random student shadow guy said.

Then Ozpin dodged a rock that went to his head extremely fast.

"Don't mind that rock. It's just Hazel. Most of you will never have to wonder who Hazel is," Ozpin' said.

"UUhhh who's Hazel?" A random student shadow guy asked.

"No one you should worry about. Now then, onto the entrance exam!" Ozpin said. "After you guys chill out here for the night...Since the dorms are still being fixed after what happened last year.

"What happened last year?" Random student shadow guy 3 said.

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-Flashback: Last Year-

A group of students from another school arrived. Spoiler alert: it's the characters from RE Zero, Nazarick and its NPCs, Naofumi's party, Kazuma's party, and Tanya's battalion.

As of now, everyone got into a large fight.

"Stop it y'all!" Ozpin said.

Ainz dropped a giant meteor. Tanya began to pray to Being X, even though she didn't like to.

Naofumi is using one of his shield powers to help his party. Before then going all "screw it" as he decided that this fight didn't involve him or his party. And so he left with them to eat pizza.

In response to a meteor being dropped Aqua decided it was a bright idea to cast one of her more simple spells on Ainz. But Ainz, knowing about her, made sure to aim at her and so Aqua got the meteor dropped upon her head.

Megumin used her best, and only spell: Explosion

Subaru meanwhile was trying his best to not deal with everything happening. So he bolted out of there.

"Yes come at me!" Darkness said as she opened her arms up for a hug gesture. The masochistic girl was hoping to get hit and got hit by everything at once as a result.

"YYYYYYYEEEESSSSS!" Darkness said as the ensuing explosion destroyed the dorms.

" I am never inviting them again," Ozpin said.

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-Flashback end-

"Nothing you should be concerned about," Ozpin said. "But anyway I have to go now."

He left.

A/N: Yep the main characters arrive at Beacon and everything goes as well as you may expect. Hilarity ensues as things go crazy over there!