Therepy with DDP Part 3!
A/N: All the wrestlers belong to Vince Mcmahon, Themselves and WWFE. Jen helmsley Belongs to me! Alex Willimson belongs to Alex Willimson. Ty belong to Tyrin Calloway, And Lyra Calloway belongs to Ty as well. Any mentioned Beast warrior belongs to Hasbro, Gumbyu belongs to the guy who invented him, Same with Rainbow bright and the My Little Ponies. My Insanity belongs to me, Spike belongs to Joss Whedon. Though I think Ty wants to own him... The Announcer and Voice are my own inventions. Hell there me! Amaroqwolf is my invention also, The Rabid Hamsters belong to my Nephew NightStalker the Raptor is mine So is Shirri, Tilandrith, Meicko, Shiacko, Hope, Mystery, and Secert. even if the names did come from a Schimmel Calander So, if ya sue me all you'll get is some RP charecters. Chow for Now Amaroqwolf.
We open on the original set, DDP is sitting in his chair grinning with his million watt smile. Hunter is standing behind the camara, Stephanie Mcmahon is hanging on Chris Jericho.
Ty: Poor Chris.
Announcer: he's a Jerky boy now!
Ty; Still, him with Stephanie...Poor Chris.
Announcer: ANYWAY!
Megatron is standing next to the Rabid Hamster cage, Spike is being clung to by Ty.
Spike: Will someone bloody well stake me please!!
Announcer: Lets just get to the first geust please.
Hunter: Our first geust is....
Announcer: Drum roll please!!
Orgy: Plays a drum roll,
Suddenly the NWO Music blares out.
Announcer: What are they doing here?
Hogan: We, decided sense we already took over the WCW
Announcer: Blasfamer! Lyra!!
Lyra: Appears in a puff of smoke. You Cough Rang Cough
DDP: Now, that was scary!!
Announcer: What, her appearing in a puff of smoke, or the coughing?
DDP: Looks confused Uh....I'm not sure.
Hogan: Were going to take over this Show!
Announcer: I think not!
Nash: Whose gonna stop us?
Announcer: I am!
Hall: You and what Army?
Announcer: Me and my army of Rabid hamsters!!
NWO: Uh....
Announcer: Shall I show you my boys?
NWO: Nope! They run off
Hogan: Faintly We shall return!!
Announcer: Whatever.
DDP: Why did you call Lyra out here?
Announcer: Looks at Lyra who is beating the crap out of Hunter Um.....Entertainment.
DDP: Ah, Understood!
Voice: he sounds like Fraser!
DDP: Who?
Announcer: A Canadien Mountie who originally came to Chicago on the trail of his fathers killer, and has stayed attached on as a liasion to the canadien consulate.
All: Beat
DDP: Right, anyway whose my first Therpy needer??
Announcer: Chirsten.
DDP: Puts head in hands Oh no...
Voice and Announcer: Think Positive!!
DDP: You try thinking Positive, this guy is SUCH A downer!!
Jericho: who is now the Assistent You could always give him so uppers.
Annocer: Uh, Chris....
Jericho: Darkly What you think I'm this cheerful on my own!
Announcer: Oh Jesus, Where's Hunter?
Lyra: Uh.. Smiles slyly he's kinda preoccupied.
Voice: Not with jo?
Lyra: Smiles and nods
All: EWWW GROSS!!
Christian walks out and glares at everyone I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT!
DDP: Smacks him with a book Stop being a cry baby!
Christian: Pouts and folds his arms over his cheast You Suck!
DDP: I do not!
Christian: Yeah, ya do!
DDP: DO not!
Announcer: Clears throat behave,
DDP: sighs What seems to be the problem?
Christian: I can't win any matches!
DDP: Hmmm..Well, that might be because you always throw fits and all.
Christian: Shut up!
Jericho: Hey, Christian I have some uppers if ya want em!
Announcer: HEY No Felandering on my show!
Jericho: Awww yer no fun!!
Austin: Stalks up behind Jericho and taps him on the shoulder
Jericho: What?
Austin: Gives Jericho the STunner and drags him off stage
Announcer: Gotta love my body guards!
Christian: hey Can I be a Body guard? Looks hopeful
Announcer: Sure, you can be Dalles's Body Guard!
Christian: Cool!
Ty: still Clinging to Spike Uh, ya know you don't have a Assistent any more.
Announcer: Slag!
Jeff Hardy: Comes running out Can I be the ass....Uh..Ass...Uh..What was it?
Announcer: Assistent, and sure why not!
JeffP: Coolness!
DDP: Sighing loudly I Noticed this chapter has no Plot except the Resulting destruction of two assistences in less the 10 minutes.
Announcer: True, Oh well...Whoes next?
Nash: Faintly Anyone but GoldBerg!!!
Announcer: Appears to be thinking
Jeff: Waves hands infront of Announcers eyes Is she okay?
Ty: Drags Spike with her walks over to announcer Um..Not sure...Snaps fingers hey, Ama, Ama!!
Announcer: You broke the ring and now you shall pay with Fire Hell and damnantion!!
Kane: Isn't that my line?
Announcer: Blinks And it was sooo pretty to!
Christian: Screams as his hair catches on fire
DDP: Sprays him with Fire extingusher
Announcer; Finally snaps out of it Wha..Whats going on??
TY: whispering You tried to think...
Announcer: Oh, Looks around Why on earth is christian dripping wet?
Jeff: DDP Sprayed him with the fire extingusher..
Announcer: Why?
Jeff: His hair caught on fire...
Announcer: why?
Jeff: because, you were thinking.
Announcer: Confused Oh... Cheerfully OKAY! next we have Test.
Test: Runs on stage I get to be here, I get TV time, and I don't have to be with booker T.
All: Stare
DDP: Hi, Test..sit down.
Test: sits in chair but is so happy to be on TV he can't sit still for long
DDP: Now, test..Here's my question. Stephaine Mcmahon! What were you thinking?
Test: looks sheepish See, Hunter wanted to marry her, and she wanted to marry Hunter, but Vince wouldn't let them get married so she started going out with me, Then she asked me to marry her. And I said yes thinking it would improve my career.
Jeff: bouncing on Trampoline Which it didn't!
Test: Shut up you!
Jeff: Why don't you come over here and make me!
Test: I will!
Jeff: Then just bring it!
Test: Its already been brought it!
Announcer: oookay..Moveing on.
DDP: nodding Yep, Moving on....So Test, do you blame Stephanie for your loss of fame?
Test: huh? I'm still Famous!
Voice: yeah, about as Famouse as The Mean Street Possy.
Announcer and Jeff: who?
Voice: My point exactly.
Test: Looks disgrunteled and goes to attack DDP but Christian gets in his way so Christian gets tossed out a window. Stupid idiot. he stalks off stage.
DDP: Cheerfully Another satisified coustamer!
Annoucner: Nods Sure...
Christain: Comes limping back in
All: How?
Christian: Picking Coffee grounds out of whats left of his hair. You don't wanna know.
Ty: Hands Christiana Hanky here, ya might wanna hide yer bald spot.
Chirstian: Sighs tiredly and ties it around his head Stupid announcer don't try thinking again!
Announcer: Shrugs Who's next?
Jay: The one from orgy I swear I think she really does want Goldberg out here.
Nash and Hall: Anyone but him please!
Announcer: Rabid hamsters!!
Hall and Nash run away.
Announcer: Idiots... Pauses wide eyed as two Small Ponies come out. one is Pink and has small green unbrella's on its left Hip. The other is white with Green hair and wings Uh...does anybody else see the small colorful ponies??
Umbrella Butt: I honestly can't remeber this one's name Were the My little Ponies and we come from Pony land..
All: Beat...
Surprise: Yep yep, Were here to be annoyingly Cute.
Announcer, Voice, DDP, And Orgy: MEGATRON!!
Megsi: The Predacon one Yesssssss....
Announcer: Points at Ponies help!
Megatron: Stalks over to the ponies
Umbrella Butt: Holds up a Daisy Chain You want it?
NightStalker: The Raptor Runs on Stage and grabs Said Daisy chain places it on her head and runs off
All: Uh....
Megatron: Much munch Ponies are good.
Umbrella Butt: From inside Megatron How rude!
Surprise: I do belive were being Digested umbrella Butt!
All: Thank you!
NightStalker: The Author not the Raptor Have you see NightStalker The Raptor not the Author?
Announcer: Points She went thata way
NightStalker: The author and all that bully Thank you!
Perry Saturn: Your welcome!
All: O_O!!
DDP: I think, Mayhaps we should end this one on a good note?
Voice: No, we havn't seen the danceing nuns!
A Five year-old with sticky fingers and pig tails runs out and jumps on Christan and beans him with a sucker. She scrambels away.
ALL: okay...
Announcer: I think now would be a good time to end this fic...before I get a little overboard...
DDP: I Agree,
All: And thats a Good thing!
The End....
A/N: Okay, Okay I know this chapter made no sense, but I wrote most of it after going to a party where we burned a bunch of My Little ponies..Shrugs Its was fun.
Jeff: Anyone want melted skittlez?
All: O_O!!
Austin: I will!
All: Inching away from jeff and Austin Uh....
Bradhaw: Beer anyone?
All: YES PLEASE!!
Well, I'll return with the next chapter which hopefully make more sense. The geust next weel shall be, Tajir Did I spell that right Big Show, Mr. Perfect, Steven Richerds, Maven, and I think The undertaker asked to come back.
Alex: Runs up and whispers in Announcer's ear
Announcer: Oh, Yes and of course Ric Flair!
The End for real! Or Is it???
Chow for Now Amaroqwolf...
A/N: All the wrestlers belong to Vince Mcmahon, Themselves and WWFE. Jen helmsley Belongs to me! Alex Willimson belongs to Alex Willimson. Ty belong to Tyrin Calloway, And Lyra Calloway belongs to Ty as well. Any mentioned Beast warrior belongs to Hasbro, Gumbyu belongs to the guy who invented him, Same with Rainbow bright and the My Little Ponies. My Insanity belongs to me, Spike belongs to Joss Whedon. Though I think Ty wants to own him... The Announcer and Voice are my own inventions. Hell there me! Amaroqwolf is my invention also, The Rabid Hamsters belong to my Nephew NightStalker the Raptor is mine So is Shirri, Tilandrith, Meicko, Shiacko, Hope, Mystery, and Secert. even if the names did come from a Schimmel Calander So, if ya sue me all you'll get is some RP charecters. Chow for Now Amaroqwolf.
We open on the original set, DDP is sitting in his chair grinning with his million watt smile. Hunter is standing behind the camara, Stephanie Mcmahon is hanging on Chris Jericho.
Ty: Poor Chris.
Announcer: he's a Jerky boy now!
Ty; Still, him with Stephanie...Poor Chris.
Announcer: ANYWAY!
Megatron is standing next to the Rabid Hamster cage, Spike is being clung to by Ty.
Spike: Will someone bloody well stake me please!!
Announcer: Lets just get to the first geust please.
Hunter: Our first geust is....
Announcer: Drum roll please!!
Orgy: Plays a drum roll,
Suddenly the NWO Music blares out.
Announcer: What are they doing here?
Hogan: We, decided sense we already took over the WCW
Announcer: Blasfamer! Lyra!!
Lyra: Appears in a puff of smoke. You Cough Rang Cough
DDP: Now, that was scary!!
Announcer: What, her appearing in a puff of smoke, or the coughing?
DDP: Looks confused Uh....I'm not sure.
Hogan: Were going to take over this Show!
Announcer: I think not!
Nash: Whose gonna stop us?
Announcer: I am!
Hall: You and what Army?
Announcer: Me and my army of Rabid hamsters!!
NWO: Uh....
Announcer: Shall I show you my boys?
NWO: Nope! They run off
Hogan: Faintly We shall return!!
Announcer: Whatever.
DDP: Why did you call Lyra out here?
Announcer: Looks at Lyra who is beating the crap out of Hunter Um.....Entertainment.
DDP: Ah, Understood!
Voice: he sounds like Fraser!
DDP: Who?
Announcer: A Canadien Mountie who originally came to Chicago on the trail of his fathers killer, and has stayed attached on as a liasion to the canadien consulate.
All: Beat
DDP: Right, anyway whose my first Therpy needer??
Announcer: Chirsten.
DDP: Puts head in hands Oh no...
Voice and Announcer: Think Positive!!
DDP: You try thinking Positive, this guy is SUCH A downer!!
Jericho: who is now the Assistent You could always give him so uppers.
Annocer: Uh, Chris....
Jericho: Darkly What you think I'm this cheerful on my own!
Announcer: Oh Jesus, Where's Hunter?
Lyra: Uh.. Smiles slyly he's kinda preoccupied.
Voice: Not with jo?
Lyra: Smiles and nods
All: EWWW GROSS!!
Christian walks out and glares at everyone I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT!
DDP: Smacks him with a book Stop being a cry baby!
Christian: Pouts and folds his arms over his cheast You Suck!
DDP: I do not!
Christian: Yeah, ya do!
DDP: DO not!
Announcer: Clears throat behave,
DDP: sighs What seems to be the problem?
Christian: I can't win any matches!
DDP: Hmmm..Well, that might be because you always throw fits and all.
Christian: Shut up!
Jericho: Hey, Christian I have some uppers if ya want em!
Announcer: HEY No Felandering on my show!
Jericho: Awww yer no fun!!
Austin: Stalks up behind Jericho and taps him on the shoulder
Jericho: What?
Austin: Gives Jericho the STunner and drags him off stage
Announcer: Gotta love my body guards!
Christian: hey Can I be a Body guard? Looks hopeful
Announcer: Sure, you can be Dalles's Body Guard!
Christian: Cool!
Ty: still Clinging to Spike Uh, ya know you don't have a Assistent any more.
Announcer: Slag!
Jeff Hardy: Comes running out Can I be the ass....Uh..Ass...Uh..What was it?
Announcer: Assistent, and sure why not!
JeffP: Coolness!
DDP: Sighing loudly I Noticed this chapter has no Plot except the Resulting destruction of two assistences in less the 10 minutes.
Announcer: True, Oh well...Whoes next?
Nash: Faintly Anyone but GoldBerg!!!
Announcer: Appears to be thinking
Jeff: Waves hands infront of Announcers eyes Is she okay?
Ty: Drags Spike with her walks over to announcer Um..Not sure...Snaps fingers hey, Ama, Ama!!
Announcer: You broke the ring and now you shall pay with Fire Hell and damnantion!!
Kane: Isn't that my line?
Announcer: Blinks And it was sooo pretty to!
Christian: Screams as his hair catches on fire
DDP: Sprays him with Fire extingusher
Announcer; Finally snaps out of it Wha..Whats going on??
TY: whispering You tried to think...
Announcer: Oh, Looks around Why on earth is christian dripping wet?
Jeff: DDP Sprayed him with the fire extingusher..
Announcer: Why?
Jeff: His hair caught on fire...
Announcer: why?
Jeff: because, you were thinking.
Announcer: Confused Oh... Cheerfully OKAY! next we have Test.
Test: Runs on stage I get to be here, I get TV time, and I don't have to be with booker T.
All: Stare
DDP: Hi, Test..sit down.
Test: sits in chair but is so happy to be on TV he can't sit still for long
DDP: Now, test..Here's my question. Stephaine Mcmahon! What were you thinking?
Test: looks sheepish See, Hunter wanted to marry her, and she wanted to marry Hunter, but Vince wouldn't let them get married so she started going out with me, Then she asked me to marry her. And I said yes thinking it would improve my career.
Jeff: bouncing on Trampoline Which it didn't!
Test: Shut up you!
Jeff: Why don't you come over here and make me!
Test: I will!
Jeff: Then just bring it!
Test: Its already been brought it!
Announcer: oookay..Moveing on.
DDP: nodding Yep, Moving on....So Test, do you blame Stephanie for your loss of fame?
Test: huh? I'm still Famous!
Voice: yeah, about as Famouse as The Mean Street Possy.
Announcer and Jeff: who?
Voice: My point exactly.
Test: Looks disgrunteled and goes to attack DDP but Christian gets in his way so Christian gets tossed out a window. Stupid idiot. he stalks off stage.
DDP: Cheerfully Another satisified coustamer!
Annoucner: Nods Sure...
Christain: Comes limping back in
All: How?
Christian: Picking Coffee grounds out of whats left of his hair. You don't wanna know.
Ty: Hands Christiana Hanky here, ya might wanna hide yer bald spot.
Chirstian: Sighs tiredly and ties it around his head Stupid announcer don't try thinking again!
Announcer: Shrugs Who's next?
Jay: The one from orgy I swear I think she really does want Goldberg out here.
Nash and Hall: Anyone but him please!
Announcer: Rabid hamsters!!
Hall and Nash run away.
Announcer: Idiots... Pauses wide eyed as two Small Ponies come out. one is Pink and has small green unbrella's on its left Hip. The other is white with Green hair and wings Uh...does anybody else see the small colorful ponies??
Umbrella Butt: I honestly can't remeber this one's name Were the My little Ponies and we come from Pony land..
All: Beat...
Surprise: Yep yep, Were here to be annoyingly Cute.
Announcer, Voice, DDP, And Orgy: MEGATRON!!
Megsi: The Predacon one Yesssssss....
Announcer: Points at Ponies help!
Megatron: Stalks over to the ponies
Umbrella Butt: Holds up a Daisy Chain You want it?
NightStalker: The Raptor Runs on Stage and grabs Said Daisy chain places it on her head and runs off
All: Uh....
Megatron: Much munch Ponies are good.
Umbrella Butt: From inside Megatron How rude!
Surprise: I do belive were being Digested umbrella Butt!
All: Thank you!
NightStalker: The Author not the Raptor Have you see NightStalker The Raptor not the Author?
Announcer: Points She went thata way
NightStalker: The author and all that bully Thank you!
Perry Saturn: Your welcome!
All: O_O!!
DDP: I think, Mayhaps we should end this one on a good note?
Voice: No, we havn't seen the danceing nuns!
A Five year-old with sticky fingers and pig tails runs out and jumps on Christan and beans him with a sucker. She scrambels away.
ALL: okay...
Announcer: I think now would be a good time to end this fic...before I get a little overboard...
DDP: I Agree,
All: And thats a Good thing!
The End....
A/N: Okay, Okay I know this chapter made no sense, but I wrote most of it after going to a party where we burned a bunch of My Little ponies..Shrugs Its was fun.
Jeff: Anyone want melted skittlez?
All: O_O!!
Austin: I will!
All: Inching away from jeff and Austin Uh....
Bradhaw: Beer anyone?
All: YES PLEASE!!
Well, I'll return with the next chapter which hopefully make more sense. The geust next weel shall be, Tajir Did I spell that right Big Show, Mr. Perfect, Steven Richerds, Maven, and I think The undertaker asked to come back.
Alex: Runs up and whispers in Announcer's ear
Announcer: Oh, Yes and of course Ric Flair!
The End for real! Or Is it???
Chow for Now Amaroqwolf...