Disclaimer thingy!: I OWN NOTHING! SO THERE :P!

Announcer: Standing in front of camara a first! Okay, Dallas...I think the door's wide enough now!

DDP: No, NO its not!

Announcer: shoves DDP Away from the door. " Yes yes it is!!

Ty: Still clinging to poor spike Hey, guys I think were on!

Announcer: Whirls sees the blinking red light. AH CRAP! vannishes behind camara.

Jeff: Snickers and eats more melted skittlz. So, whose up today?

Announcer: Shooting a glare at jeff Lets see, Big Show first!

DDP: From his chair I Still say the door isn't big enough!!

The Big Show walks through proveing DDP Right when he takes part of the door and the wall with him.

Announcer: Okay, okay he was right!

The big show sits in a chair its cracks and he falls on his ass.

Ty: Man and I just bought that chair to!

Show pickes himself up and stands there arms crossed.

Show: Has Vince lossed his mind? Premoteing this this atrocity?

Announcer: IMatating the Croc Hunter Wow, this new species shows slight inteligents.

All: LOL

Show: So funny Amaroq!

Announcer: AH! he knows my name! Throws John Ritter at him

Show: Looks confused Oookay.

DDP: Now, Show did you know your initails of your name are B.S.?

Show: So.

Ty: Snckers Does that mean yer bull----

Announcer: Claps hand over ty's mouth Watch yer language this is PG I belive!

DDP: Please, this stopped being PG when you brought Stephani in!

ANnouncer: SHUT UP YOU!

Ryan: Beer!

Deif: WOOF!

Ryan: THat's the dog that drank my beer!! Ryan gives chase Deif runs off

Jeff: The Hardy one Whats with the dog?

Jeff: THe Phsyco brother of Ty one He belongs to Fraser.

DDP: Whose Fraser?

Bobby: ITS SANTA! Chases Fraser

Ty: Grins Thats Fraser! Gives chase dragging spike along with her

Announcer: Sighs empleh!

DDP Empleh? Whats Empleh?

Announcer: Sighs Its help me backwards.

All: Okay.....

Annoncer: No it really is!

Fraser: Oh, dear this is not a good thing!

DDP: Will someone get rid of the Mounty and the blasted Dog!

Deif: Woof!

Announcer: WOLF!!

DDP: Whatever get rid of em!

Announcer: Fine! Snaps fingers and Fraser and Deif vannish.

Ryan: Where did the dog go?

Announcer: Back to canada.

Ryan: Drats. Wanders back on stage.

BS: Why am I here?

Jeff: Still chewing skittelz Well, in reality your here just so the Announcer here can make fun of you. But, we just told Vince we thought you needed phsycological help.

BS: Looks confused What did he just say?

Announcer: Is stareing at Jeff Uh...Um..I'm not to sure myself. She shakes head On with the questions.

DDP: Nods Now, Big show we all know your nieve but not even the Hardy here wouldn't trust a Mcmahon!

BS: growls at DDP Don't mess with me!

DDP: Or what I know the Annoncer won't let you do anything to me! I'm her host!

BS: Goes to Grab DDP but Christian steps in the way.

Christian: Oh hell... he is subsequently chokeslammed.

DDP: Looks through hole in floor. Wow its Jerry Springer!

Ty: That explaines why this studio was sooo cheap!

Announcer: Glares Shut up you!

Ty: Looks innocent then grins make me!

Announcer: Narrows eyes and lunges at Ty

Jeff: Chick fight! Starts throwing skittels around

DDP: HEY HEY! STOP!!

Announcer and Ty: Pull apart and shoot the look of death at DDP GET HIM!

DDP : Gulps and hides behind christian

Christian: Aww crap!

Christian is pummeled into an oblivian and the the two angery fems headed for DDP.

Jeff: Ya guys know were on the air?

Announcer: Oh, SH**!!!!

Ty: Giggels as Announcer runs behind the camamra again.

Announcer: Yer gonna pay for that little miss Undertaker!

TY: Giggeling still OOOO the Announcer's threatening me!

DDP: Under his breath be afraid be very afraid!

Hunter: Suddenly runs on stage still being chased by Jen HEY THE HARDY TOOK MY JOB!

Jeff and Announcer: Yep, he/I did!

Hunter: Buh buh! Wack

Jen: Grins evily as she drags hunter off

All: O_O!!!!

Announcer: So, um..yeah..Big show go away!

Show: What if I don't want to?

Announcer: I'll sic the hamster's on you

Show: Anything but that!! Turns and runs threw the other wall

Announcer: Knew I should of gotten the damn insurance.

Christian: Pulling himself out of the hole My life sux.

Announcer: No, dear your life doesn't suck.

Christian: Really?

Announcer: Yes, really, you suck!

Christian: Pouts

Announcer: Whose Next?

Ty: You like tempting fate don't you?

Announcer: Fate what is fate..

Ty: Shakes head Jeff who is our next guest?

Jeff: eating a snickers Tigger!

Announcer: Tigger? Do you mean Tijir?

Jeff: Thats what I said Tigger.

Announcer: Smacks forehead Oy.

Ty: Snickers Heheh Tigger I like that.

Jeff: Grins

Spike: The Blood sucking feind Now's my chance. Makes a run for it

Ty: NO YOU DON'T Tackels Spike and drags him back

DDP: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE SHOW PLEASE!!!!

Announcer: Shoots the look at him.

DDP: Eep sorry...

Announcer: anyway like Jeff said our next geust is Tijiri.

DDP: Mumbels How am I supposed to understand him..

Tijiri: walks out and starts screaming in Japanese

DDP: Looks confused

Ty: Grins Egg foo Young?

Tijiri: Looks at her then shakes head and continues screaming in japanese.

DDP: uh..

Announcer: Uh...

Ty: Um...Hikato!

All: O_O!!!

Ty: WHAT???

Announcer: Will you stop trying to speak Japanese!!

Tijiri: Continues screaming in Japanese

Ty: Giggels Gung pow ching egg foo young!

Tijiri: Just looks confused then continues screaming

DDP: Someone get rid of him now!!!

Christian: Grabs Tijir and throws him out the broken window looks out after him and waves bye bye!

Tijir: Screams in Japanese as he falls

All: O_O!! Clap slowly

Announcer: I don't think he wanted you to kill him.

Christian: Shrugs oh well.

TY: Um..hey, Amaroq...I think now would be a good time to end this one?

Announcer: Why?

ty: um..ya just killed someone...

Announcer: I killed people in my first chapter.

Ty: you did?

DDP: yeah, yer vamp there turned me and Trips into Vamps.

Ty: Really? Hey why did I have to miss that!

Announcer: Um..ya didn't show up till after spike became a running joke!

Spike: The weasly wrestler dude HEY!!

Announcer: NOT YOU! the vamp!

Spike: The blood sucking feind HEY!

Announcer: Snicker goodnight everybody!

The end...I think...I'm honestly dry on humor in this bit...if I can come up with more another chapter may appear some day. Don't know..

Spike: Ya mean there over??

Author: Most likely...

Spike:dose this mean I can go back to my show..

Author: if ya want...

Ty: I'm going with you!!!

Spike: Awww bloody hell!!

Author: Sadly I won't be able to write that! Might be a good fic for you Ty. :):)

Spike: NOOOOOOO Runs away

Ty: SPIKEY! Gives chase

Announcer: Well....that's...the....WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!! WOOOOOO HOOOOO YAY!

TBC!!!!

Okay, here's the deal...ya all want me to make another chapter I will...but, if I don't get another reveiw it may TAKE A VERY long time for the next chap to hit the shelves.