Mewtwo Paradise
As I fly around when I'm looking for a way,
I noticed my Mew, and I realize she's very plain,
but that's just perfect for a Mewtwo like me,
you know I shun things like Final Fantasy.
At 3:45 in the morning, I'm tipping Miltanks.
Ash is catching Hoot-Hoots, and Brock just scowls, fool.
But I've been tipping for so long, even Lugia thinks my mind is gone.
I'm a mon of a con, and I'm not disciplined,
I got a neck on my back, and I got one chin,
But if I use my psy, and you end up dying,
then tonite, we're gonna party like it's 2699.
We've been spending most our lives,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We turn heads once or twice,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
It's not good, it's all just nice,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We sell beer at discount price,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
A boy named Ash punched in the head last week,
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek.
I really don't care, in fact, I'm really bored.
Cuz right now, I'm laughing hard now that he's turned to stone.
But, I never punched a Rocket even though he desreved it,
a Mewtwo with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
I ain't got buttons, but I got a big tail,
plus, my homies agree, I really look good in white, fool!
If you come to the dungeon, you'll be bored to tears.
We haven't payed the water bill in 1,000 years!
Well, we ain't really evil, so please don't point and stare.
We're just temperorarly impared.
No phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Corsoe, It's as primitive as can be.
We've been spending most our lives,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We're not really good Pokémon,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
There's no time for peace or vice,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We all fight and don't play nice,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
Scaring lots of kids, turning lots of heads.
Bought a stable on Friday, I think I'll go to bed.
You think your dark and vicious at heart,
well I know I'm million times better as thou art!
I'm the Pokémon that's doing his part,
soon I'll be scoring points for the number 1 slot.
So don't be gay, and don't be whiny,
or else, my brother, I'll have to Psycho Shoot your hiney!
We've been spending most our lives,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We're all walk outside at night,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
There's no Jennys or Nurse Joys,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
but your probably thinking real McCoys,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
As I fly around when I'm looking for a way,
I noticed my Mew, and I realize she's very plain,
but that's just perfect for a Mewtwo like me,
you know I shun things like Final Fantasy.
At 3:45 in the morning, I'm tipping Miltanks.
Ash is catching Hoot-Hoots, and Brock just scowls, fool.
But I've been tipping for so long, even Lugia thinks my mind is gone.
I'm a mon of a con, and I'm not disciplined,
I got a neck on my back, and I got one chin,
But if I use my psy, and you end up dying,
then tonite, we're gonna party like it's 2699.
We've been spending most our lives,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We turn heads once or twice,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
It's not good, it's all just nice,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We sell beer at discount price,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
A boy named Ash punched in the head last week,
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek.
I really don't care, in fact, I'm really bored.
Cuz right now, I'm laughing hard now that he's turned to stone.
But, I never punched a Rocket even though he desreved it,
a Mewtwo with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
I ain't got buttons, but I got a big tail,
plus, my homies agree, I really look good in white, fool!
If you come to the dungeon, you'll be bored to tears.
We haven't payed the water bill in 1,000 years!
Well, we ain't really evil, so please don't point and stare.
We're just temperorarly impared.
No phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Corsoe, It's as primitive as can be.
We've been spending most our lives,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We're not really good Pokémon,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
There's no time for peace or vice,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We all fight and don't play nice,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
Scaring lots of kids, turning lots of heads.
Bought a stable on Friday, I think I'll go to bed.
You think your dark and vicious at heart,
well I know I'm million times better as thou art!
I'm the Pokémon that's doing his part,
soon I'll be scoring points for the number 1 slot.
So don't be gay, and don't be whiny,
or else, my brother, I'll have to Psycho Shoot your hiney!
We've been spending most our lives,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
We're all walk outside at night,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
There's no Jennys or Nurse Joys,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.
but your probably thinking real McCoys,
livin' in a Mewtwo Paradise.