The Night Mewtwo went Crazy
Down in the Rocket lab, all the rockets were making clones,
clones of Chikoritas, and Tommy Lee Jones,
when Mewtwo busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death,
had a rifle in his hand, and cheap whiskey on his breath.
From his head to his toes, he was covered with ammo,
like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Mew clone rambo.
And he smiled as he said, with fire in his eyes,
'Y'all make me sick! So you're all gonna die!'
The night Mewtwo went crazy.
The night the clone went insane.
Realized he'd been gettin' the wrong deal,
something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Well the HQ is gone now,
he decided to bomb it.
Everywhere, you'll find pieces,
of Jessie and James.
And he tied the executives,
and he held grunts hostage,
and he ground up poor Persain,
into Kitty Sausage.
He got Butch and Cassidy with an old german luger.
And he slashed up Giovanni like Freddy Kruger.
Then he took out a flamethrower,
and he barbecued Tracey,
and took a big bite,
and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'
The night Mewtwo went crazy.
The night Mewster went nuts.
Now, you can't hardly walk around Kanto,
without steppin' in Rocket guts.
There's the National Guard and the FBI.
There's a van from Eye Witness News, and a helicopter circling in the sky.
And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising,
and everyone's dying to know, 'Oh, Mewtwo, Why?'
My, my, my, my, my, my.
You used to be such a cool guy.
(Ambient Gunshots and screaming is heard.)
Yes, Vermillion, now Mewtwo's doing time.
In a federal prison, for his infamous crime.
Hey, little friend, now, don't you cry no more tears.
He'll be out with good behavior in about twenty more years.
But, now Ash is in Therapy.
And Misty's still nervous.
And Meowth got a job,
working for the postal service.
And they say, little Mew is on the phone every night,
with a lawyer negociatating the movie rights.
They're talking about...
The night Mewtwo went crazy.
The night old Mewzy flipped.
Broke his back for some hyper potions,
sounds to me like he was gettin' kinda gypped.
Whoa, the night Mewtwo went crazy.
The night the clone went insane.
Realized he was gettin' the wrong deal,
something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Whoa, something finally must've snapped in his brain.
I tell ya, something finally must've snapped...
in his brain.
Down in the Rocket lab, all the rockets were making clones,
clones of Chikoritas, and Tommy Lee Jones,
when Mewtwo busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death,
had a rifle in his hand, and cheap whiskey on his breath.
From his head to his toes, he was covered with ammo,
like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Mew clone rambo.
And he smiled as he said, with fire in his eyes,
'Y'all make me sick! So you're all gonna die!'
The night Mewtwo went crazy.
The night the clone went insane.
Realized he'd been gettin' the wrong deal,
something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Well the HQ is gone now,
he decided to bomb it.
Everywhere, you'll find pieces,
of Jessie and James.
And he tied the executives,
and he held grunts hostage,
and he ground up poor Persain,
into Kitty Sausage.
He got Butch and Cassidy with an old german luger.
And he slashed up Giovanni like Freddy Kruger.
Then he took out a flamethrower,
and he barbecued Tracey,
and took a big bite,
and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'
The night Mewtwo went crazy.
The night Mewster went nuts.
Now, you can't hardly walk around Kanto,
without steppin' in Rocket guts.
There's the National Guard and the FBI.
There's a van from Eye Witness News, and a helicopter circling in the sky.
And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising,
and everyone's dying to know, 'Oh, Mewtwo, Why?'
My, my, my, my, my, my.
You used to be such a cool guy.
(Ambient Gunshots and screaming is heard.)
Yes, Vermillion, now Mewtwo's doing time.
In a federal prison, for his infamous crime.
Hey, little friend, now, don't you cry no more tears.
He'll be out with good behavior in about twenty more years.
But, now Ash is in Therapy.
And Misty's still nervous.
And Meowth got a job,
working for the postal service.
And they say, little Mew is on the phone every night,
with a lawyer negociatating the movie rights.
They're talking about...
The night Mewtwo went crazy.
The night old Mewzy flipped.
Broke his back for some hyper potions,
sounds to me like he was gettin' kinda gypped.
Whoa, the night Mewtwo went crazy.
The night the clone went insane.
Realized he was gettin' the wrong deal,
something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Whoa, something finally must've snapped in his brain.
I tell ya, something finally must've snapped...
in his brain.