A/N: ok here we go. This is chapter four and it's gonna be stupid,
hopefully funny though.
REVIEW WHEN YOU ARE DONE READING! PLEASE!
::I'm thinking:: = means someone is thinking
"Talk blah yup" = talking
~Godrin~
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or Chunky Munkey Ice cream but I love both of them.
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Chapter 4: Hindu Ice-cream man
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Gohan looked up from his minor trance to see whom he had bumped into.
It was some Hindu guy sporting the Chunky Munkey Ice cream logo on his white apron, with a light blue under shirt hiding behind it.
As Gohan looked closer under the shade of the awning on the man's ice cream cart, he noticed he had relatively dark skin with a curly black beard going about an inch from his chin, with matching hair on the top of his head, equally as short. Also he was wearing a white sailor's hat even though he was in the shade. He was holding several different kinds of ice cream bars in each hand and Gohan was surprised they weren't falling out. The man showed blinding white teeth as he spoke to Gohan in a thick Hindu accent.
"Would yo loike to buy some oice careeem?" He held up the ones in his hands suggestively. "Nice and freesh." He added.
"Um. No thanks, that's okay." He started walking away but his Saiyan side and Human side screamed at him.
:: (Saiyan side): What the HELL?! Did you just walk away from food? You're a disgrace to the saiyans! Hmph!::
:: (Human side): Dude! Get some for Videl! Then she'll really want to go to the dance with you!::
Gohan gave it a second of thought then nodded his head impressively at himself as the Hindu Ice-cream man looked at him strangely and lowered the ice-cream bars a little. Gohan turned around slowly and flashed the poor guy a grin.
"Sure, I'll buy some. But first, you have to tell me, do you do deliveries?"
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"Just a few more streets to go. I can do this. No problem, it'll be a synch" Videl said, trying to convince herself. She kept walking at a steady pace until she saw a sign that read, "School board office building 1 mile"
::What the hell?! 1 mile? Oh well.:: Videl thought and continued, feeling that her courage was slightly damaged.
After about ten minutes she was turning around the final corner when a strange dark man in a white apron, and also a strange white hat approached her. He narrowed his eyes and roughly shoved something cold into her clammy hands.
" 'Ere is your Choonky Moonkey." He huffed then tilted his head back and smiled kindly at her.
"It be froom your Sekret Admirerer." He stated happily. Videl looked at the ice cream, which was beginning to melt in her hands, up to the strange person with a very confused and "Are you Okay?" look.
The Ice-cream man bounced on his heels with his hands behind his back and grinned even wider. Videl continued to stare on. Now she had a secret admirer. ::Interesting, hope it's Gohan::
"Aren't you going to ask me ooh it ees?" the man asked, childishly surprised.
Videl rolled her eyes and smiled a tiny bit. "Okay, who is it?" she asked.
She realized that she was dressed in a full business suit, asking some poor Hindu Ice-cream man who her 'Sekret Admirerer' was. She shrugged it off and looked back at the weird guy.
"I'm not telling you! That is why it be's a sekret!" he wooped and howled at his own stupid joke, clutching his stomach and accidentally smearing ice cream all over himself and the ground.
"Ooh no! Now Jamool might be fire-ered from businesses! Eeek!" Jamool screeched and looked in dismay at his wrecked apron. Videl meanwhile was trying to suppress a laugh by covering her mouth but it escaped anyway, crinkling up her ugly gray suit in the process
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Gohan peaked around the corner only to see Videl laughing her head off at the ice cream man but since he couldn't see the ice cream man, he wasn't sure what was going on. She was dressed like a lawyer too. Gohan thought that was a turn-on. (A/N: lol, okay then Gohan)
Gohan, who's mind always seemed to jump to the worst of the situation, then began dissing himself.
::Awww man, she's laughing at me. Great, I bet she thinks I'm a joke now.:: Gohan walked away dejectedly.
Then stopped.
And turned around.
::Maybe she's *not* laughing at me. Let's go ask her anyway::
Gohan sighed and went off to ask her, just for the hell of it. Heck, maybe she'd say yes. Little did he known that the only thing to come forth would be the weirdest explanation he would ever hear.
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Videl had finally stopped laughing, for she had seen Gohan coming out from around a corner and he was walking towards her. He waved at some cars going by then put both hands in the pockets of his pants. He actually had on a tank top now and Videl had to admit, he looked good. Her eyes were wide in awe as she watched him walk up to her, stride after stride, her mouth forming a large 'O'.
He raised his eyes in the traditional Son puppy dog look, gave her a sheepish grin and asked in a quivering adorable voice, "Will you please go to the dance with me?"
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A/N: HAHAHAH! ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Hehehehe I'm so mean! Maybe if you review I won't be as mean! Hint hint Wink wink *Nudge nudge*
REVIEW! PLEASE!
~Godrin~
REVIEW WHEN YOU ARE DONE READING! PLEASE!
::I'm thinking:: = means someone is thinking
"Talk blah yup" = talking
~Godrin~
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or Chunky Munkey Ice cream but I love both of them.
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Chapter 4: Hindu Ice-cream man
----------------====----
Gohan looked up from his minor trance to see whom he had bumped into.
It was some Hindu guy sporting the Chunky Munkey Ice cream logo on his white apron, with a light blue under shirt hiding behind it.
As Gohan looked closer under the shade of the awning on the man's ice cream cart, he noticed he had relatively dark skin with a curly black beard going about an inch from his chin, with matching hair on the top of his head, equally as short. Also he was wearing a white sailor's hat even though he was in the shade. He was holding several different kinds of ice cream bars in each hand and Gohan was surprised they weren't falling out. The man showed blinding white teeth as he spoke to Gohan in a thick Hindu accent.
"Would yo loike to buy some oice careeem?" He held up the ones in his hands suggestively. "Nice and freesh." He added.
"Um. No thanks, that's okay." He started walking away but his Saiyan side and Human side screamed at him.
:: (Saiyan side): What the HELL?! Did you just walk away from food? You're a disgrace to the saiyans! Hmph!::
:: (Human side): Dude! Get some for Videl! Then she'll really want to go to the dance with you!::
Gohan gave it a second of thought then nodded his head impressively at himself as the Hindu Ice-cream man looked at him strangely and lowered the ice-cream bars a little. Gohan turned around slowly and flashed the poor guy a grin.
"Sure, I'll buy some. But first, you have to tell me, do you do deliveries?"
---------- ---------------===========-==========
"Just a few more streets to go. I can do this. No problem, it'll be a synch" Videl said, trying to convince herself. She kept walking at a steady pace until she saw a sign that read, "School board office building 1 mile"
::What the hell?! 1 mile? Oh well.:: Videl thought and continued, feeling that her courage was slightly damaged.
After about ten minutes she was turning around the final corner when a strange dark man in a white apron, and also a strange white hat approached her. He narrowed his eyes and roughly shoved something cold into her clammy hands.
" 'Ere is your Choonky Moonkey." He huffed then tilted his head back and smiled kindly at her.
"It be froom your Sekret Admirerer." He stated happily. Videl looked at the ice cream, which was beginning to melt in her hands, up to the strange person with a very confused and "Are you Okay?" look.
The Ice-cream man bounced on his heels with his hands behind his back and grinned even wider. Videl continued to stare on. Now she had a secret admirer. ::Interesting, hope it's Gohan::
"Aren't you going to ask me ooh it ees?" the man asked, childishly surprised.
Videl rolled her eyes and smiled a tiny bit. "Okay, who is it?" she asked.
She realized that she was dressed in a full business suit, asking some poor Hindu Ice-cream man who her 'Sekret Admirerer' was. She shrugged it off and looked back at the weird guy.
"I'm not telling you! That is why it be's a sekret!" he wooped and howled at his own stupid joke, clutching his stomach and accidentally smearing ice cream all over himself and the ground.
"Ooh no! Now Jamool might be fire-ered from businesses! Eeek!" Jamool screeched and looked in dismay at his wrecked apron. Videl meanwhile was trying to suppress a laugh by covering her mouth but it escaped anyway, crinkling up her ugly gray suit in the process
----------========----------
Gohan peaked around the corner only to see Videl laughing her head off at the ice cream man but since he couldn't see the ice cream man, he wasn't sure what was going on. She was dressed like a lawyer too. Gohan thought that was a turn-on. (A/N: lol, okay then Gohan)
Gohan, who's mind always seemed to jump to the worst of the situation, then began dissing himself.
::Awww man, she's laughing at me. Great, I bet she thinks I'm a joke now.:: Gohan walked away dejectedly.
Then stopped.
And turned around.
::Maybe she's *not* laughing at me. Let's go ask her anyway::
Gohan sighed and went off to ask her, just for the hell of it. Heck, maybe she'd say yes. Little did he known that the only thing to come forth would be the weirdest explanation he would ever hear.
=====--------------========---------------=============
Videl had finally stopped laughing, for she had seen Gohan coming out from around a corner and he was walking towards her. He waved at some cars going by then put both hands in the pockets of his pants. He actually had on a tank top now and Videl had to admit, he looked good. Her eyes were wide in awe as she watched him walk up to her, stride after stride, her mouth forming a large 'O'.
He raised his eyes in the traditional Son puppy dog look, gave her a sheepish grin and asked in a quivering adorable voice, "Will you please go to the dance with me?"
===========-==================-==============
A/N: HAHAHAH! ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Hehehehe I'm so mean! Maybe if you review I won't be as mean! Hint hint Wink wink *Nudge nudge*
REVIEW! PLEASE!
~Godrin~