Hi-ho. Me again. This part will probably have multiple spelling mistakes in it, 'cus this new comp is without Microsoft Word, and thus, without a spell check. I'll try to catch as many of them as I can, but there are no guarantees. Also, that means that there's bad formatting. Much of it. -_-

But I promised SAngel that I'd get to work on it, and I'm sure Mirai is dying to see this part. Tatsuha! Who is harder to write than I'd have thought. *Sighs* anyways. On to fic...

Oh, before I forget... *eats all the chocolates* Snkyuu, Sbrnne~ *glares at any who might

have wanted to steal her chocolates*

Notes: Bah, I fixed this up a bit. Stupid, horrendous spelling mistakes.

The Adventures of Sakuma Ryuuichi

Chapter 3

by Eike

Ryuuichi stared up at the huuuuuuge temple in front of him. IIt was big. He didn't realize Shuuichi's lover had such a rich family. Well, writing probably WOULD get you a lot of money...

"Oyaji!" that meany called out. He wasn't even nice to his father! Well, as long as he fixed Kumagorou, it wouldn't matter how they treated each other. Although Ryuuichi knew that you were s'posed to honor your elders, and Yuki wasn't even being nice to *him*, and he certainly was older than Yuki, so he deserved some amount of respect instead of being treated like a little kid.

Ryuu-chan fumed for a bit, then turned his attention to Shuuichi. The smaller man seemed slightly nervous, shifting from side to side and eyeing him strangely. He must be nervous. Maybe he hadn't ever met Yuki's family? Maybe they didn't know that they were together and now, all because he had insisted Shuu-chan come along they'd hate the singer and Yuki would break up with him and Shuu would be sad and he wouldn't be able to sing and it'd be all his fault, just because that freaky old hag had changed Kumagorou's colors!

Well, time to cure this! "Shuu-chan, what's wrong, na no da?"

Shuu immediately jumped, startled. "N-nothing. I'm scared of Uesugi-san's reaction..."

Oh no! He had been right! Now he was going to have to commit harikiri or something. That was the most honorable one, right? Or was it seppuku? Maybe even kamikaze? Although, if he did those, would he actually die, or would just some random pieces of him go flying? Hey, he could PRETEND to die, and then come back, 'cus his pieces would fix themselves!

But first, he needed to calm Shuuichi down. He patted him on the back, laughing in embarrassment as his hand flew over his shoulder. He quickly reapplied it before Shuuichi could think too much about it; he was already turning kind of green.

"Don't worry, Shuuichi! Uesugi-san has to be nice, since he's going to fix Kumagorou's colors! No worry at all!" Ryuuichi beamed. The bunny was tucked safely into his backpack, no danger of it getting lost.

"Oy, aniki, what's all that yelling?"

Ryuuichi and Shuuichi both turned to face the speaker. Ryuuichi was about to think it was Yuki, but he saw the blond standing NEXT to the black-haired guy. So, it was Yuki's TWIN. He remembered seeing a picture of him in Touma's apartment.

Yuki was whispering something to his twin. A secret. Ryuuichi HATED secrets. He didn't have any secrets! Secrets always made him feel left out, and they were bad and not good. Because if everybody had secrets, everybody else would be sad. Like when Yuki kept secrets from Shuuichi, he couldn't sing anymore. And that was bad for the pink-haired man, which meant that secrets were mean and evil.

Yuki's twin must have felt the same way, because he yelled it out really loudly. "SAKUMA RYUUICHI IS HERE?" Ryuu-chan didn't think that was a very big secret, but if it was whispered, then it was bad. He did wish the twin hadn't yelled it so loudly, his ear was on the verge of falling off now.

The black-haired man rushed towards him. His eyes sparkled, hands were clasped together, he was foaming at the mouth... maybe Yuki's twin was a fan?

Ryuuichi smiled. He liked fans. "Konnichiwa, Yuki's twin-san!"

The fan leapt at him and encircled his arms around Ryuuichi's waist. "I'm hugging Sakuma Ryuuichi. I'm hugging a GOD!" This was repeated over and over, in many different tones, though they all sounded somewhat delusional. It was scaring Ryuuichi, he was afraid his entire torso would pop off, and he wasn't sure if that would get fixed. He hoped it would, then his honorable deaths wouldn't have to be deaths either.

He didn't want to test it out right now though. Shuuichi was already scared of Uesugi-san, he didn't need to get scared of this guy either. So there was only one solution.

Ryuuichi started to bang on his fan's head repeatedly.

"Sakuma-san! I don't think you need to hurt Tatsuha like that..."

Eh? But if he didn't want Shuuichi to get scared or for his torso to pop off, he did! He closed his eyes and upped the force of his blows.

"Sakuma-san, I didn't know you were into those kinds of things..." his fan mumbled. Ryuuichi had no idea what that meant, but he was sure it wasn't a good thing. He tried to hit him even harder.

But he couldn't feel an impact anymore. He cracked open an eye. The fan was still there, lodged around him. But his gaze had wandered past him. There, lying by Shuuichi's feet, was his arm. Ryuuichi let his gaze trail back to his shoulder. Yes. His arm was, in fact, not there. He was hoping it was somebody else's arm.

His fan had loosened the grip. A good sign. Ryuuichi pulled away and ran towards stepped towards Shuuichi. "Could you hand me that, Shuu-chan?"

His fan was faster than both he and Shuuichi. Before either of them could blink, the arm had been snatched up and was cradles in Yuki's twin's arms. There was a slight look of shock on his face.

"I have Sakuma Ryuuichi's arm... I have Sakuma Ryuuichi's arm... I HAVE HIS ARM!"

The foam at his mouth had doubled, and a strange glint entered his eyes. Ryuuichi realized that this must be a Bad Thing™. "Anou...can I have my arm back?"

The twin gave him a funny look. He had seen it several times on K and Noriko, whenever they didn't understand what he was saying.

"This arm is MINE now. You can't have it!"

They stood there, speechless, as the twin ran off into the building, laughing strangely.

"Anou... Shuuichi... how am I supposed to get my arm back?"

Shuuichi opened his mouth, then closed it again. He looked kind of like a gold fish. It was funny.

The real Yuki came up to them, smoking a cigarette. He didn't look pleased. "Tatsuha probably took the arm to his Sakuma Ryuuichi shrine. You'd think he's never seen you before. He already has ten of your autographs, twenty pictures posing with you, and three of those he's even had made into posters."

Ryuuichi blinked. He didn't remember any of those. Shouldn't he at least remember giving those autographs? Or letting people take a picture with him? He loved posing for pictures...

"Shuuichi, close your mouth, you look like a stupid gold fish."

Shuuichi pouted, but did as he was told. After several minutes he latched onto Yuki's arm. The big meany motioned for Ryuuichi to follow, and they stepped into the temple.

-tsuzuku-

^_^;; Ryuuichi uses false logic, I know. He's supposed to. I'm not sure if it's easy to figure out what actually happened, in relation to his view of it. ^_^;; and I cut it off here so that I could post it. Plus, cliffhangers are good? ^_^