Updating for a special day. I know I haven't written anything for a while for this. Unfortunately, I don't feel like writing anymore. And since this a series of one-shots anyway, I don't feel obligated to actually write 50 stories… but we'll see.

Updown1234: I'm glad you like this. They're actually really hard to find inspiration for. If you have any suggestions for dates let me know.

WinchesterSisters: Thanks for commenting.

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"Wow, this is swanky." Beverly looked around the restaurant.

"Swanky? I am not familiar with that term." Caesar frowned. He pulled out his phone and began typing.

"Oh, it's just something my parents use to say." Beverly was now blushing. She needed to get a new set of current slang words so she didn't seem like she was from the stone age.

"Ah, here it is. Adjective. Fancy, Stylish, Luxurious. Usually meant in an ironic tone…" Caesar looked up startled. "You are not happy with this restaurant?"

"No, no. It's fine. I didn't mean it ironically. I meant the first part of what you read." Beverly could feel her face in danger of spontaneously combusting due to the heat it was emanating. "I like it, really." She added when Caesar did not look convince.

"Would you rather be at a more conventional restaurant?"

Beverly paused a moment. What did Caesar consider a conventional restaurant? She was afraid to find out. So she decided to end the conversation.

"I would rather be with you. It doesn't matter where."

Caesar again looked surprised. "I don't think you'd want to go with me tomorrow walking through the swamps of Florida looking for Burmese Pythons."

Beverly considered that. But then another thought hit her.

"Why are you looking for Burmese Pythons?" She looked at him curiously.

"Oh, besides the fact that they are an invasive species there, I wanted to see how many were affected by the mutation of the Event and if we can use those nanites to help with controlling their number." Caesar rattled off. After a moment he asked, "Do you want to come?"

"Are we really going to traipse through the swamp?" She asked.

"We will be in full gear." Caesar said.

"Those snakes have been known to eat a whole cow." Beverly stated.

"Well, there was one documented case but it then exploded." Caesar said as the waiter placed his food in front of him. The waiter gave him an odd look.

"Exploded?" Beverly inquired as her food was set in front of her. The waiter gave her an odd look as well. Beverly didn't notice.

"Actually, it was an alligator and the snake only consumed half of it before it blew up."

Caesar said as he cut his steak and put it in his mouth.

"Eww." Beverly said as she also put a forkful of salad in her mouth.

"Yes, I believe I have some pictures here." Caesar shoved some mash potatoes into his mouth before pulling out his phone to show her.

Beverly looked as she took another mouthful of food. A woman at the next table glanced over. After shrieking, she fell off her chair in a dead faint. Her husband quickly got up and ran to her side as well as several of the wait staff.

"That's pretty gruesome." Beverly said after swallowing. "You could still see the gator's tail sticking out of its mouth."

"I know. Isn't it incredible how wide it can open its jaws?" Caesar flipped to some more pictures.

Someone else in another table made some gagging noise. Beverly looked through the pictures while finishing her salad.

"Hey there's an x-ray of an alligator in a snake's stomach." Beverly pointed at it with her fork.

"That's not that interesting. See this one." Caesar flipped his phone on its side so she could see it fully.

"Oooo." Beverly said staring at it as she buttered her roll.

A waiter stepped towards the table.

"Good Gravy!" He cried shielding his eyes. "Sir, please we have people here trying to enjoy a meal in peace."

Caesar frowned. "I'm not disturbing anyone."

"These… these… inappropriate images are not welcomed here." The man said firmly still with his hand blocking the view of the phone.

"What this?" Caesar showed him another picture.

The waiter yelped before passing out.

"Sir, I must ask you to leave." The maitre de had come over.

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"What is everyone so uptight about?" Caesar wondered out loud as they strolled through the park. "They were scientific pictures."

Beverly shrugged. "I guess they're not used to… science."

"Perhaps you're right." Caesar acquiesced. "Not everyone is scientific minded."

"Nope. Especially not swanky people." Beverly agreed.

"Sorry, for having to leave the restaurant early."

"Eh, I was done anyway." Beverly hugged his arm. He looked down and smiled.

"We still need dessert." He said.

"Ohh, how about custard?" Her eyes lit up.

"Sure. I think that new place has some so we don't need to take the research pod to Wisconsin… again." Caesar said.

"Aww, but it would be a fun road trip." Beverly pouted slightly.

"I have to get up early… remember Florida." Caesar pointed out.

"Oh right. And I'll come with you." Beverly said.

"You will?"

"Yeah. What I said is true. It doesn't matter where, I just like being with you. Besides if I can stare at pictures of snake guts all night, I can certainly go down and hang around while you try to catch a few."

"Oh, I wasn't going to do any of the catching. That's what Providence soldiers are for."

"Even better. Now let's get that custard." Beverly said happily.

When I was in college, every time I went out to eat with my guy friends the conversations invariable turned unappetizing. What is it about guys and poop? Anyway, hope you enjoyed this date. Not sure how many more I can conjure up.