I don't own anything!! I mean it.
Chyna staggered back up, then sat on the stool as if nothing had happened.
"ok. funny, real funny." Chyna crossed her arms. "now what's your real reason."
"That is the reason." Hogan said. "Why do you think he followed you to the arcade? Asked you to join? Made us follow you here?"
"because he's a messed up, corrupt, psychotic perverted individual?" Chyna glared. "why should I believe anything you say? What reasons have you given me to trust you? So far you've hurt me, and my friends." She gestured to Molly.
Nash spoke for the first time. "Look, I'm sorry about that, and I really do like you. This isn't a joke."
Trish jumped in. "then prove it. On Raw. During her match."
"What?" Everyone looked at her.
"We don't know who her opponent is. You can go to the ring with her and make sure she wins."
"Fine by me." Nash agreed. "let's go boys." The NWO walked out, Nash throwing a glance over his shoulder at Chyna, who waved sarcastically.
"Losers." She muttered. "what?!" She looked around. Everyone was staring at her.
"Nash likes you!" Torrie pointed at her and laughed.
"OK, knowing the NWO, this is a scam."
"Oh, come on, lighten up! You think he's cute don't you?" Debra jumped to the point.
"What?!" Chyna was shocked. "Me? Think, that, that beerswilling, foulmouthed, ("Hey!)sorry Debra, jerk is cute?"
"well do you?"
"Yes."
"AHA!" Molly pointed at Chyna, then winced and put the ice back on her head. "You think he's cute! You like him!"
"I don't even know him! Today is the first time I ever spoke to him."
"Ok, fine!"
"well, let's go back to the hotel."
They all got up and walked back to the hotel together. They managed to get back to the room without incident, except for when Trish saw Jeff coming down the street and hid in a bush. ( A/N hilarious inside joke between me and my best friend.) Once back in the room they sprawled over the beds and the floor and turned on the TV.
They watched for awhile, then Trish and Lita announced it was time for a trip to (drum roll please)......the vending machines!! They all scrambled out of the room and looked for the vending machines. They wandered around aimlessly for awhile, going through several doors and down several hallways. Suddenly they found themselves at the NWO's door.
"Um, you guys, I don't think we should be here." Molly glanced around nervously.
"Let's just walk away slowly and pray they don't decide to come out here."
They all turned around and began to tiptoe through the tulips. (A/N ooops. that's a song, sorry...::goes back to typing, humming, tiptoe through the tulips::) I mean, they began to tip toe away. They heard someone clearing their throat and froze.
"What are you doing?" it was Edge.
"Oh, Hi Edge!" Lita turned around. "what's up?"
"Why are you guys hanging out around here?"
"oh we got lost looking for the vending machines."
"Lita, the vending machines are down the hallway from your room."
"Oh, right, I knew that." Lita said. "well, we'll just be going now."
The Divas scampered off. Edge shook his head.
"gotta love her."
He heard someone gasp.
"You love Lita!! I'm gonna tell her!!" Jeff bounced up and down. He ran off, Edge chasing after.
"If you tell Lita, I'll tell Trish!!"
Lita blushed furiously as the Divas walked back towards the room.
"Lita, likes Edge! Lita likes Edge!"
Molly skipped along, then winced and held her head.
"well, I knew that already." Trish said, smiling. "and it's going to be all taken care of."
They eventually got to the vending machines and then back to the room. They ordered a movie and settled down to watch. The talk quickly came around to boys. Torrie was very happy with Tajiri, and Debra was happy with Steve.
"Chyna, you should go out with Kevin."
"and you should tell Matt how you feel."
"but...but...that's not fair!!" Molly stammered.
"Oh, I think so." Chyna grinned. "Do I have to tell him for you?"
"NO! I'll do it!"
"You better."
"We know Lita likes Edge, but who does Molly like?" Debra smiled.
"JEFF!" Lita yelled. "in fact, she loves him, she said so, to him, yesterday! Only because she saw him kiss Stacy and now he feels bad, but...."
Lita shut up when she was hit with a pillow.
"Well, we want to know what's up with you and Bradshaw, Jackie." Torrie cornered Jacqueline.
"I guess, you all know I like him, but he doesn't like me, he just sees me as another one of the "Guys". But I can do more then drink beer, smoke cigars, and play cards!"
"it's obvious he likes you Jacqueline. When the Dudleyz put you through a table last week and you were unconscious, he was the first one out there, holding your hand, while you were carried out. He gave both Dudleyz the clothesline from hell. He didn't want you to know so he took the tape and warned everybody not to tell you. OOOPS!!" trish laughed.
"Are you serious?" Jackie stared disbelievingly. Everyone nodded.
"Oh my God!" Jacqueline got up and ran out the door. The APA's room was down the hallway, next to her room. She knocked on the door. The Divas watched from their room. Bradshaw answered. Jacqueline grabbed him and kissed him. She let go, smiled, and walked away.
" 'night Bradshaw." she said over her shoulder.
"'night Jackie." Bradshaw closed the door in a daze.
"Oh my God! Jackie!" Everyone stared at her as she walked back towards them.
"What?" She played innocent.
"I can't believe you did that!" Molly giggled.
"Oh, it's no big deal. If things go my way, you'll be seeing that a whole lot more often."
Jackie smiled and sat down a bed.
"Hey, let's call people and annoy them!" Lita suggested.
Chyna ran over to the phone. "i have a great idea." She dialed a number.
"Hi Nash. It's Chyna." She grinned at the others. "I thought over your offer, I realized who wouldn't want to be aligned with the sexy Kevin Nash? Can you meet me by the elevators? Ok great. See ya in a few, bye."
She hung up, then turned to face her friends.
"you guys, come with, but you have to hide."
She led them to the elevators where Nash was waiting, a huge smile on his face. The Divas hid in an adjoining hallway. Chyna walked up to Nash. She acted like she was going to hug him, but kicked him in the stomach and gave him a huge DDT. She opened an elevator and threw him inside. She gave him yet another wedgie, pulling it up so it could be plainly seen. She pressed the lobby button and stepped out before the doors shut. She waved good bye, then smiled as she walked away. The elevator she had put Nash in was glass-walled and could be seen from the 1st floor to the top. The Divas ran back to their room, laughing. It was already 2:30 and they had Raw tapings the next day.
"Let's go to bed now, guys. We have to work tomorrow."
"k. goodnight."
Everyone said goodnight and settled down to sleep.
Raw............................
Torrie Debra, and molly were at WWF New York with Matt. Lita had a Match against Stacy. Chyna had her match against a mystery opponent, and Jacqueline was fighting Jazz. But after the second match, Jeff went into the ring to talk.
"Trish, I know you're mad at me for kissing Stacy, and you have every right to be, but I wouldn't have done it if I had known you were in-love with me. I feel the same was about you. Will you please give me another chance adn go out with me?" He waited nervously in the ring. Trish's music started and she walked down to the ring and grabbed a microphone.
"Ok, you kiss Stacy Keibler in the hotel and you expect me to act like nothing happened? I don't think so. That hurt! It was embarrassing. And now you want another chance?! Well y answer is..............YES!"
Trish laughed and ran into Jeff's arms. They kissed and then waked backstage holding hands. Lita came out for her match as they walked up the ramp and he hugged them. Stacy came out and the match started. Lita dominated Stacy the entire match and pinned her after a Twist of Fate and a moonsault, but as she walked up the ramp, Buh-Buh attacked her from behind. He was about to give her the Buh Buh Bomb when he was speared by Edge. Edge beat up Buh-Buh, then carried Lita backstage. He was shown with her as the medics looked her over.
After that, Jacqueline came out for her match with Jazz. The match was long and painful for both. Jackie had pinned Jazz and Jazz was furious. She attacked Jacqueline and was about to hit her with a steel chair, when, from out of the crowd, came Bradshaw. He gave Jazz a clothesline from hell and helped up Jacqueline. He kissed her and they walked to the APA's office together. To play cards and drink beer with Farooq of coyrse. What'd you think they were gonna do? Have a candle lit dinner? Noo. Hey, that gave me an idea! Sorry, back to the story.
Chyna's match was next. She walked out with Nash and shot off her pyros. She brought the bazooka (that's what that's called right?) down to the ring with her and shot off a few more pyros. The fans went wild to see Chyna back, as did King and J.R.
"Oh My God! It's Chyna! What's she doing with Kevin Nash? Has she joined the NWO?"
"Oh My God! It's my favorite Playboy Playmate!!"
Chyna leaned against the ropes, Nash standing next to her, watching the ramp.
"And her mystery opponent....."
The music started.
"Triple H!"
Chyna started. Nash pulled her towards him and whispered to her as Triple H and Stephanie came out. Before Triple H could get into the ring to officially start the match, Nash ran out and attacked him. Stephanie did her usual ear splitting " Oh MY God Hunter!" Chyna laughed as Nash rolled Triple H into the ring.
Chyna immediately went to work on her ex-boyfriend. After a few right hands she threw him into the ropes and gave him a clothesline. She went for the pin, but he kicked out. As she got to her feet, he grabbed her leg and pulled her down and started punching her.
Outside the ring Stephanie went to slap Nash, but he caught her arm and chased her around the ring. Triple H slid out of the ring to protect Stephanie and Nash backed off. Triple H went back into the ring to be met by a DDT from Chyna. She went for the pin again, and again Triple H kicked out. As they got up Triple H threw himself against the ropes to do the flying knee to Chyna, but Nash caught his leg. The ref saw and sent Nash backstage. Chyna began to worry. Without Nash she was all alone in the ring. Her friends were either injured or not there. Who knew what Stephanie and Hunter were capable of?
She circled Triple H, then they ran at each other and gave each other a double clothesline. While they were out, Stephanie began distracting the referee. Hunter got up, rolled out of the ring, got a chair and came back. As Chyna stood up, he was about to hit her, but she caught the chair. As she pulled it from him, he turned from the force. She threw the chair out of the ring, gave him a low blow, and was setting him up for the Pedigree as the ref turned around. She gave him the Pedigree and went for the pin.
1...2...3!
Chyna had won the match. As she celebrated, she didn't see Stephanie come back in with the bazooka. As she turned around, Stephanie hit her full force in the face with it. She was completely knocked out. As Hunter slowly came back to his senses, he slid out of the ring and picked up his sledgehammer. He hit Chyna in the stomach with it. He and Stephanie kept hitting Chyna until...
"Oh My God, here comes Nash!"
Nash came running back to the ring. He clotheslined Hunter and grabbed STephanie by the hair and tossed her out of the ring. He gave Triple H a powerbomb. As he slid out of the ring, he pulled Chyna out with him. He scooped her up into his arms and carried her backstage.
Chyna woke up in the NWO locker room. She slowly sat up and realized she was alone. She got up painfully and started for the door. Hall was on guard outside the door when she opened it.
"Going somewhere?"
"Yes. Away."
"Can't let you do that."
"Oh yeah, why not?"
"First of all, kevin would kill me. 2nd of all, the Helmsleys are on the prowl."
"great. Now how am I supposed to get back to the hotel?"
"it's being taken care of.
"Look, just let me go get my stiff. I'll come right back, I promise."
"Fine."
Chyna smiled.
"But I'm coming with you."
"Dammit."
They went and got her stiff in silence. They walked back to where NAsh and Hogan were waiting. Nash was upset.
"Don't do that ever again!"
"Calm down man, she's alright."
"How was I supposed to know that? You were supposed to stay here!"
"Relax, Nash. I'm fine. Just had to get my stuff, OK. Can't I go with my friends?"
"The ones that are injured or the ones who aren't here?"
"GRR! Fine."
Nash smiled and picked up her bags and carried them to the limo for her. She slept on the ride back to the hotel, unaware that Nash was watching her. Nash was walking her to her room when they heard Angle, and Jericho.
"I'm not moving. Steph said to wait right here for Chyna to come back."
"" What if she brings the NWO with her?"
"Good point. I'm still staying."
"FINE! Me too."
"Fine."
Nash and Chyna smiled at each other, turned around and went back to the NWO's room. Nash volunteered to sleep on the couch and let Chyna take his bed. Chyna changed in the bathroom, then came back out and got into bed. Hogan and Hall were already asleep. Nash was drifting off. They almost looked Nice. Almost. Chyna turned out the light and fell asleep. During the night, Nash woke up and heard Chyna's voice.
"no Hunter! How could you?"
"Chyna?" He whispered.
"No don't! You're hurting me! Hunter! Stop it!"
"Chyna?" He said a little louder.
Chyna began to whimper and in the light from the window, he could see she was crying. He slowly got up and slid into the bed next to her. He wrapped his arms around her and she immediately calmed down. She stayed asleep and he soon fell asleep, too. He hoped he woke up before she did.