In my life I had everything,

And came very close to owning it all.

Love Media was a conglomerate that

Dealt in everything from Health Care

To TV and radio.

And I was the head of it all.

I was richer than you could have ever imagined.

In fact, I owned more than a dozen third world countries.

However, I was an upstanding citizen.

I couldn't let my flawless reputation as benign world power become tarnished,

So I hired a small time thug in Liberty City to do my dirty work.

The fool would do anything I asked for the right amount of money.

And the best part was that when it was all about to hit the fan,

I disappeared and left the shmuck to take the fall in my place.

It was perfect.

I was untouchable.

So of course you can understand my shock as my very expensive personal jet crashed.

I was off in one of my countries and then,

All of a sudden,

I was dead.

Where was my money then?

Oh well,

I am not bitter.

At least I owned it all.

I'm Donald Love and this is a Love Media Tombstone.