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A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 13
Spider and Marie were walking around Dark Golem using Snake's plan. Marie was wearing a B.D.U. while Spider kept a close eye on her while in Steatlh mode. They arrived to a small room. Marie entered the room and Spider followed. "Naphtali I need to go back to my lab. I have something of your interest there. It would be safer if we use nanocomunication. That's how you spoke to someone earlier today am I right?" "Yes my frequency is 141.69. What's yours by the way?" replied Spider with a James Bond-esque tone. "My frequency is 140.61, now we should comunicate through nanocomunication..."
Marie:{Can you hear me Naphtali?}
Spider:{Loud and clear. So what is so important that we have to go back to your lab?}
Marie:{Well In my lab is the info for two of the five Metal Gears that form OMEGA.}
Spider:{FIVE Metal Gears?! forming OMEGA?!}
Marie:{Yes five Metal Gears combine into Metal Gear Omega. a Combined effort between Armstech and Outer 'Ten'}
Spider:{'Ten' That's (the character that appears on Akuma's back in the Street Fighter games) Heaven in Japanese... Outer Heaven?! Id' better call Snake.}
Marie:{Snake?! do you mean Snake as in Solid Snake from 'In the Darkness of Shadow Moses', The enviromental terrorist who sunk the Discovery four years ago?}
Spider:{Uh... Snake didn't sink that tanker. It was Liquid Snake... But let me call Snake.}
S.Snake:{This is Snake. Spider did you get the girl out?}
Spider:{No. but she's got info on Metal Gear that you and Otacon should hear!}
Otacon:{So Ms. Rimizar what's the thing with Omega?}
Marie:{Dr. Hal Emmerich I presume.}
Otacon:{Please call me Otacon. What are the Re Re DoRe Fa Re?}
MArie:{I suppose that you know that Metal Gear is a walking bipedal tank with nuclear firing capability from anyplace on the planet. Every country, group, and dotcom has the plans for a Metal Gear. I do not have to tell you 'Otacon' that your Rex is the base model of all these new Metal Gears. Armstech joined a Japanese Group calle Outer 'Ten', Or Outer Heaven like Naphtali said before he freaked out and called you...}
S.Snake:{Outer Heaven?!}
Marie:{As I was saying this Japanese corporation was working on a newer type of Metal Gear like Armstech, both companies are actually owned by 'The Patriots'.}
Spider and S.Snake:{The Patriots?!}
Marie:{Omega consists of five special Metal Gears that combine into one Larger Metal Gear. I don't remember how did they called their half of the project... but The American half of the project was called: Omega Re Re DoRe Fa Re.}
Otacon:{So Re Re DoRe Fa Re is the codename of the Project?}
S.Snake:{Re Re DoRe Fa Re?! Aren't those musical notes?!} Snake Inputs the notes on the cellphone's rigntone editor. Snake plays the ringtone.
Otacon:{It sounds vaguely familiar but I can't seem to remember the song...}
S.Snake:{Otacon it sounds kinda like one of your japanese cartoons of girls with sailor outfits.}
Spider:{No way Snake! No it isn't Pokémon.}
S.Snake:{Pokémon?! Is that the cartoon of the little yellow mouse named peek-a-boo?!}
Otacon:{No it's not Pokémon and Snake the little mouse is called PI-KA-CHU.}
S.Snake:{Well how about the boy that turns into girl with hot water... I like the perverted little old man that steals underwear...heh!}
Spider:{Snake That's Ranma 1/2 and the old perv is Happosai. No that's not it.}
S.Snake:{Is it the one with the gay looking guy with a white car with a big M on the front...}
Rose:{I know it's not the Speed Racer theme song... cuz' I love Speed Racer...Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer! He's a demon on wheels}
Marie:{Naphtali PLEASE let's go to the lab while your teammates figure it out... Who was that woman just now?}
Spider:{I can't leave until we figure this out... or you just tell us... Oh yeah! She's Rose, Raiden's wife.}
Marie:{Raiden? That's the girl we were talking about before I told you about Metal Gear. Oops! She's a He. In any case let's go please.}
S.Snake:{Transformers? Spider-man? He-man? I'm sure it's not from Guyver 2 the Live action Movie.}
Otacon:{How do you know about Guyver 2 huh Snake?}
Spider:{Man I think the guy who played guyver in that movie sucked major ass. The only good thing that Sean Barker did was write the script for X-men... I didn't see the Scorpion King cuz' I hate The Rock}
S.Snake:{Who sucks Ass?! You'd better take that back!}
Otacon:{Why are you pissed off Snake? It's not like you ARE Sean Barker.}
S.Snake:{Otacon Sean Barker is just an alias for David Hayter... namely me.}
Spider:{You got to be kidding me! But what about the info on David Hayter on many websites and stuff... Besides you don't even look like David Hayter... What's next... Liquid Snake doing the voice acting for The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest?!}
Otacon:{Actually Raiden was Johnny Quest in the Real adventures of johnny quest.}
Spider:{No wonder his whiny voice seemed familiar...}
AI ROSE:{You are so Gullible. You beLIEved them and all their crap. They are using you as a weapon just like we used 'Raiden'...I need paper 22!...Variety level 13 Rescue Meryl...The Return of Genolla. Who am I? You sure you wanna know? If somebody told you that I was your average, ordinary guy without a care in the world...Somebody lied! Reader! Click on the little X on the top right corner of your Screen. stop reading this fanfic Right now. You'll hurt your eyes sitting so close to the computer screen. I'm going to send you a love letter my dear, a bullet straight from my gun into your heart. Snake we don't need a rat trap. We need someone to stop that godamn nuke from getting launched! If you SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!! Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori,
Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita,
Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi.
My name is Forrest Gump. They call me Forrest Gump.My mamma always said that life is like a...}
S.Snake:{Otacon...You're supposed to use the AI gag on Raiden NOT on Spider}
Rose:{It wasn't Otacon...It was me... Cuz' I heard about your big plan of tricking Raiden into believing that I wasn't Real so you could make fun of my poor Jack. You have like a mission to do...This isn't a game you know?}
S.Snake:{...mutterBITCHmutter...Sorry...mutterROTINHELLYOU DAMNEDBITCHmutter...}
Otacon:{I'm sorry if I offended you in any way. Spider...Snake is NOT Sean Barker...}
S.Snake:{No I'm not THE David Hayter who wrote X-men and Scorpion King... It was ALL a Joke... but you know it was meant for Raiden. Raiden isn't Johnny Quest, although he looks a bit more like Race Bannon's daughter.}
Marie:{Can you stop going off topic like that?}
A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 13
Spider and Marie were walking around Dark Golem using Snake's plan. Marie was wearing a B.D.U. while Spider kept a close eye on her while in Steatlh mode. They arrived to a small room. Marie entered the room and Spider followed. "Naphtali I need to go back to my lab. I have something of your interest there. It would be safer if we use nanocomunication. That's how you spoke to someone earlier today am I right?" "Yes my frequency is 141.69. What's yours by the way?" replied Spider with a James Bond-esque tone. "My frequency is 140.61, now we should comunicate through nanocomunication..."
Marie:{Can you hear me Naphtali?}
Spider:{Loud and clear. So what is so important that we have to go back to your lab?}
Marie:{Well In my lab is the info for two of the five Metal Gears that form OMEGA.}
Spider:{FIVE Metal Gears?! forming OMEGA?!}
Marie:{Yes five Metal Gears combine into Metal Gear Omega. a Combined effort between Armstech and Outer 'Ten'}
Spider:{'Ten' That's (the character that appears on Akuma's back in the Street Fighter games) Heaven in Japanese... Outer Heaven?! Id' better call Snake.}
Marie:{Snake?! do you mean Snake as in Solid Snake from 'In the Darkness of Shadow Moses', The enviromental terrorist who sunk the Discovery four years ago?}
Spider:{Uh... Snake didn't sink that tanker. It was Liquid Snake... But let me call Snake.}
S.Snake:{This is Snake. Spider did you get the girl out?}
Spider:{No. but she's got info on Metal Gear that you and Otacon should hear!}
Otacon:{So Ms. Rimizar what's the thing with Omega?}
Marie:{Dr. Hal Emmerich I presume.}
Otacon:{Please call me Otacon. What are the Re Re DoRe Fa Re?}
MArie:{I suppose that you know that Metal Gear is a walking bipedal tank with nuclear firing capability from anyplace on the planet. Every country, group, and dotcom has the plans for a Metal Gear. I do not have to tell you 'Otacon' that your Rex is the base model of all these new Metal Gears. Armstech joined a Japanese Group calle Outer 'Ten', Or Outer Heaven like Naphtali said before he freaked out and called you...}
S.Snake:{Outer Heaven?!}
Marie:{As I was saying this Japanese corporation was working on a newer type of Metal Gear like Armstech, both companies are actually owned by 'The Patriots'.}
Spider and S.Snake:{The Patriots?!}
Marie:{Omega consists of five special Metal Gears that combine into one Larger Metal Gear. I don't remember how did they called their half of the project... but The American half of the project was called: Omega Re Re DoRe Fa Re.}
Otacon:{So Re Re DoRe Fa Re is the codename of the Project?}
S.Snake:{Re Re DoRe Fa Re?! Aren't those musical notes?!} Snake Inputs the notes on the cellphone's rigntone editor. Snake plays the ringtone.
Otacon:{It sounds vaguely familiar but I can't seem to remember the song...}
S.Snake:{Otacon it sounds kinda like one of your japanese cartoons of girls with sailor outfits.}
Spider:{No way Snake! No it isn't Pokémon.}
S.Snake:{Pokémon?! Is that the cartoon of the little yellow mouse named peek-a-boo?!}
Otacon:{No it's not Pokémon and Snake the little mouse is called PI-KA-CHU.}
S.Snake:{Well how about the boy that turns into girl with hot water... I like the perverted little old man that steals underwear...heh!}
Spider:{Snake That's Ranma 1/2 and the old perv is Happosai. No that's not it.}
S.Snake:{Is it the one with the gay looking guy with a white car with a big M on the front...}
Rose:{I know it's not the Speed Racer theme song... cuz' I love Speed Racer...Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer! He's a demon on wheels}
Marie:{Naphtali PLEASE let's go to the lab while your teammates figure it out... Who was that woman just now?}
Spider:{I can't leave until we figure this out... or you just tell us... Oh yeah! She's Rose, Raiden's wife.}
Marie:{Raiden? That's the girl we were talking about before I told you about Metal Gear. Oops! She's a He. In any case let's go please.}
S.Snake:{Transformers? Spider-man? He-man? I'm sure it's not from Guyver 2 the Live action Movie.}
Otacon:{How do you know about Guyver 2 huh Snake?}
Spider:{Man I think the guy who played guyver in that movie sucked major ass. The only good thing that Sean Barker did was write the script for X-men... I didn't see the Scorpion King cuz' I hate The Rock}
S.Snake:{Who sucks Ass?! You'd better take that back!}
Otacon:{Why are you pissed off Snake? It's not like you ARE Sean Barker.}
S.Snake:{Otacon Sean Barker is just an alias for David Hayter... namely me.}
Spider:{You got to be kidding me! But what about the info on David Hayter on many websites and stuff... Besides you don't even look like David Hayter... What's next... Liquid Snake doing the voice acting for The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest?!}
Otacon:{Actually Raiden was Johnny Quest in the Real adventures of johnny quest.}
Spider:{No wonder his whiny voice seemed familiar...}
AI ROSE:{You are so Gullible. You beLIEved them and all their crap. They are using you as a weapon just like we used 'Raiden'...I need paper 22!...Variety level 13 Rescue Meryl...The Return of Genolla. Who am I? You sure you wanna know? If somebody told you that I was your average, ordinary guy without a care in the world...Somebody lied! Reader! Click on the little X on the top right corner of your Screen. stop reading this fanfic Right now. You'll hurt your eyes sitting so close to the computer screen. I'm going to send you a love letter my dear, a bullet straight from my gun into your heart. Snake we don't need a rat trap. We need someone to stop that godamn nuke from getting launched! If you SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!! Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori,
Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita,
Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi.
My name is Forrest Gump. They call me Forrest Gump.My mamma always said that life is like a...}
S.Snake:{Otacon...You're supposed to use the AI gag on Raiden NOT on Spider}
Rose:{It wasn't Otacon...It was me... Cuz' I heard about your big plan of tricking Raiden into believing that I wasn't Real so you could make fun of my poor Jack. You have like a mission to do...This isn't a game you know?}
S.Snake:{...mutterBITCHmutter...Sorry...mutterROTINHELLYOU DAMNEDBITCHmutter...}
Otacon:{I'm sorry if I offended you in any way. Spider...Snake is NOT Sean Barker...}
S.Snake:{No I'm not THE David Hayter who wrote X-men and Scorpion King... It was ALL a Joke... but you know it was meant for Raiden. Raiden isn't Johnny Quest, although he looks a bit more like Race Bannon's daughter.}
Marie:{Can you stop going off topic like that?}