Metal Gear characters are property of their respective owners. I do not win any cash for writing this... Enjoy!
A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 17
Solid Snake was trying to get as fast as he could to Spider's position. It was a good thing that Snake himself, Raiden, and Spider had GPS nanomachines. Snake's AP sensor started vibratingSnake heard footsteps and hid inside a vent. When he checked on the radar it was Raiden. Raiden felt the AP sensor vibrate, when he recieved a call on Codec.
S.Snake:{Raiden what's your status?}
Raiden:{I was captured by Vamp and taken to the Terrorist leader.}
S.Snake:{Who's their leader?}
Raiden:{Liquid Snake.}
S.Snake:{Liquid?! So he's alive...does he have a new host?}
Raiden:{Yup! Liquidus Snake and the remaining Snakes have joined him with the exception of you, Solidus and Naphtali.}
S.Snake:{Naphtali?! He's my brother?!}
Raiden:{Well that explains the mullet and why he's a pervert. But that's not all. Remember Marie? She's Napthtali's sister so that makes her your sister as well.}
S.Snake:{My Sister?! If Naphtali is as perverted as I am...eeww... First Otacon and now this!!}
Otacon:{Oh my god! I heard that snake!! Technically We are not perverts... He didn't know she was his sister... So he's not the pervert...She is... Julia wasn't my MOTHER!!! she was my STEPmother and she SEDUCED ME!!! so I'm not pervert...}
Raiden:{But there's the fact that you two did it willingly... And having sex with the same woman as your dad is kinda creepy, but not as creepy as Vamp. I think he did something to me while I was unconscious...For some reason my ass hurts!}
Otacon:{You might have been raped by Vamp...hahahahaha! That's so damn funny!}
Raiden:{What's so funny of being raped?!}
S.Snake:{Damn! It's hilarious!!! Vamp can't get any cuz' Both Scott Dolph and Helena Dolph Jackson are dead so, he screwed an unconscious girly looking guy...}
Raiden:{Well EXCUSE ME MISTER Libido but, weren't you the one who was planning to Infiltrate all the strip clubs in the tri-state area? Cuz' after Meryl dumped you TWICE you couldn't get ANY!!!}
S.Snake:{Oh Yeah! BUT YOU MARRIED ROSE!! Snake out!!}
Raiden told Snake that Spider was nearby. Snake and Raiden were looking for the torture room.
"EEEEYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!! Aaah! Huff! Huff!" "Had Enough yet? We're not finished yet"Said Gaseous while Impersonating Ocelot. "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!! UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!"Spider was being shocked then the Torture stopped. "Crikey! It Broke!" Snarled Gaseous when the torture machine got busted. Gaseous signaled a guard who grabbed Spider and threw him in a cell. Spider was tossed into a cell. There was a bed a ration and a PS2 with a Dual Shock controller.
Spider:{O...ot...a...c...on Cc...an...you...R..rea..read...me...Otacon.}
Otacon:{Spider You'll alright?}
Rose:{Are you O.K.?}
Spider:{Buster...Wolf!! Oh! Just the usual post torture pain heh!heh!}
Rose:{Jack's O.K. But no more Terry Bogard impersonations Are you Really O.K.?}
Otacon:{Gee Rose I never thought you played Garou Mark of the Wolves...Spider! Raiden is safe...You can submit to the torture If you can't handle it...}
Spider:{WHAT!? Submit?! I'm an 'Enfant Terrible'!! I WON'T submit...}
Rose:{Geez! What's with the 'Mega Machos and Cheese' Attitude. The only thing left to do is to kill the Snakes and destroy Metal Gear. Isn't that right Otacon?}
Otacon:{You must escape your cell. It is likely that the Snakes got your gear nearby and you can't do much naked... You won't be able to choke the enemy or go into hanging mode naked.}
Spider:{That's O.K. I'm pretty used to walk around naked...This is a life or death situation...no time for modesty}Spider looked down towards his manhood.
Rose:{Don't do THAT you PERVERT! Don't you know we can see what you see thanks to your nanomachines...Pervert!!}
Spider:{Argh! I've got pain in my right arm... There's a PS2 here. I've got an Idea!!} Spider grabs the Dual Shock Controller and puts it in his right shoulder. Then he activates the game's Vibration tedt function.
Spider:{Aaaaaaaaaaaah! That's good! It's not a shiatsu but It'll do for a while.}
Two guards were coming to get Spider again. Spider found a bottle of ketchup and poured all it's contents on the floor. When the guards get to the door they see spider lying down on the floor like a dead body. One of the guards said " He used the ketchup to fake suicide...Pay up loser!" The other guard took off all his clothes revealing that it was Raiden. Raiden ran around naked yelling "I'm a PRETTY LADY!!" while jumping up and down. The other guard was Snake. Snake opened up the door and Spider came out. "Where's my gear?" Asked Spider. "Dunno" said Snake "Go ask the pretty lady." Said Snake while pointing at the nude Raiden. "Hey Raiden where's my Gear?" Raiden stopped running and started to put his clothes back on. "Don't know don't care. That's for making fun of me...Oh ok It's in the room to the left from here... We could get it for you but, I know you can run around naked and get it... Don't worry I'll give you support along the way." Snake was smoking in the bathroom and veryfiying the truth about his codename. Spider went outside naked. (This is not good. BRRRRR! It's cold in here...)
A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 17
Solid Snake was trying to get as fast as he could to Spider's position. It was a good thing that Snake himself, Raiden, and Spider had GPS nanomachines. Snake's AP sensor started vibratingSnake heard footsteps and hid inside a vent. When he checked on the radar it was Raiden. Raiden felt the AP sensor vibrate, when he recieved a call on Codec.
S.Snake:{Raiden what's your status?}
Raiden:{I was captured by Vamp and taken to the Terrorist leader.}
S.Snake:{Who's their leader?}
Raiden:{Liquid Snake.}
S.Snake:{Liquid?! So he's alive...does he have a new host?}
Raiden:{Yup! Liquidus Snake and the remaining Snakes have joined him with the exception of you, Solidus and Naphtali.}
S.Snake:{Naphtali?! He's my brother?!}
Raiden:{Well that explains the mullet and why he's a pervert. But that's not all. Remember Marie? She's Napthtali's sister so that makes her your sister as well.}
S.Snake:{My Sister?! If Naphtali is as perverted as I am...eeww... First Otacon and now this!!}
Otacon:{Oh my god! I heard that snake!! Technically We are not perverts... He didn't know she was his sister... So he's not the pervert...She is... Julia wasn't my MOTHER!!! she was my STEPmother and she SEDUCED ME!!! so I'm not pervert...}
Raiden:{But there's the fact that you two did it willingly... And having sex with the same woman as your dad is kinda creepy, but not as creepy as Vamp. I think he did something to me while I was unconscious...For some reason my ass hurts!}
Otacon:{You might have been raped by Vamp...hahahahaha! That's so damn funny!}
Raiden:{What's so funny of being raped?!}
S.Snake:{Damn! It's hilarious!!! Vamp can't get any cuz' Both Scott Dolph and Helena Dolph Jackson are dead so, he screwed an unconscious girly looking guy...}
Raiden:{Well EXCUSE ME MISTER Libido but, weren't you the one who was planning to Infiltrate all the strip clubs in the tri-state area? Cuz' after Meryl dumped you TWICE you couldn't get ANY!!!}
S.Snake:{Oh Yeah! BUT YOU MARRIED ROSE!! Snake out!!}
Raiden told Snake that Spider was nearby. Snake and Raiden were looking for the torture room.
"EEEEYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!! Aaah! Huff! Huff!" "Had Enough yet? We're not finished yet"Said Gaseous while Impersonating Ocelot. "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!! UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!"Spider was being shocked then the Torture stopped. "Crikey! It Broke!" Snarled Gaseous when the torture machine got busted. Gaseous signaled a guard who grabbed Spider and threw him in a cell. Spider was tossed into a cell. There was a bed a ration and a PS2 with a Dual Shock controller.
Spider:{O...ot...a...c...on Cc...an...you...R..rea..read...me...Otacon.}
Otacon:{Spider You'll alright?}
Rose:{Are you O.K.?}
Spider:{Buster...Wolf!! Oh! Just the usual post torture pain heh!heh!}
Rose:{Jack's O.K. But no more Terry Bogard impersonations Are you Really O.K.?}
Otacon:{Gee Rose I never thought you played Garou Mark of the Wolves...Spider! Raiden is safe...You can submit to the torture If you can't handle it...}
Spider:{WHAT!? Submit?! I'm an 'Enfant Terrible'!! I WON'T submit...}
Rose:{Geez! What's with the 'Mega Machos and Cheese' Attitude. The only thing left to do is to kill the Snakes and destroy Metal Gear. Isn't that right Otacon?}
Otacon:{You must escape your cell. It is likely that the Snakes got your gear nearby and you can't do much naked... You won't be able to choke the enemy or go into hanging mode naked.}
Spider:{That's O.K. I'm pretty used to walk around naked...This is a life or death situation...no time for modesty}Spider looked down towards his manhood.
Rose:{Don't do THAT you PERVERT! Don't you know we can see what you see thanks to your nanomachines...Pervert!!}
Spider:{Argh! I've got pain in my right arm... There's a PS2 here. I've got an Idea!!} Spider grabs the Dual Shock Controller and puts it in his right shoulder. Then he activates the game's Vibration tedt function.
Spider:{Aaaaaaaaaaaah! That's good! It's not a shiatsu but It'll do for a while.}
Two guards were coming to get Spider again. Spider found a bottle of ketchup and poured all it's contents on the floor. When the guards get to the door they see spider lying down on the floor like a dead body. One of the guards said " He used the ketchup to fake suicide...Pay up loser!" The other guard took off all his clothes revealing that it was Raiden. Raiden ran around naked yelling "I'm a PRETTY LADY!!" while jumping up and down. The other guard was Snake. Snake opened up the door and Spider came out. "Where's my gear?" Asked Spider. "Dunno" said Snake "Go ask the pretty lady." Said Snake while pointing at the nude Raiden. "Hey Raiden where's my Gear?" Raiden stopped running and started to put his clothes back on. "Don't know don't care. That's for making fun of me...Oh ok It's in the room to the left from here... We could get it for you but, I know you can run around naked and get it... Don't worry I'll give you support along the way." Snake was smoking in the bathroom and veryfiying the truth about his codename. Spider went outside naked. (This is not good. BRRRRR! It's cold in here...)