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A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 18
Spider was walking along the hallway when he heard footsteps and hid in the shadows nearby. Spider heard the traditonal ring from a codec and he answered.
Spider:{I'm sneaking to get my gear... now what?}
Raiden:{Munch! Munch! I'm sorry I'm not a t home right now...Leave a message after the beep!...Burp!}
Spider:{This is not funny Raiden...}
Raiden:{And they say that a Hero can save us...I'm not gonna stand here and wait...}
Spider:{That's Hero from the Spider-man Soundtrack...}
Raiden:{It's the ciiircle of Liiiiiiife... And it moves us aaaaaallllllll!...Through depaiiiiir aaaaaaand hoooooooope....}
Spider:{Please Raiden stop the singing}
Raiden:{Macho Macho Man... I want to be a Macho Man....}
Spider went behind the sentry and broke his neck. He quickly moved the guard into the shadowy corner in which he was hiding. Spider turned left towards the room when he heard another Person coming. It was Plasma. (Damn! Marie is coming...Or should I say Plasma. My bet is that she's got the cardkey I need.) Spider pulled off a Jackie Chan-esque move by jumping from wall to wall to get into the pipes near the ceilling of the hallway. Plasma was walking and giggling like an airhead. "I wonder if Backup has ever... Probably cuz' he's like us... He's an 'Enfant Terrible' after all, a copy of Big Boss who can't reproduce.( But neither can I... But I think that's good in a way...) Gaseous is done interrogating him...for now... Let's see if he 'loves' his sis...AAGH!"
Spider pounced on Plasma knocking her out. He drags her towards the door. The door hisses before opening. The codec rang yet again...
Raiden:{[Manly Voice] Who's that clone mothafucka' who gets laid with a cardboard box?...[Manly voice] [Normal Voice] Snake!![Normal Voice] [Manly Voice] You damn Right![Manly Voice]}
Spider:{Uh Raiden I'm tired of RCC(Raiden Codec Crap) Music... What's Next!! I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need Scissors 61! Or perhaps you'll sing another song...}
Raiden:{Broken Mirror... A million shades of light... The old echo fades away...But just you and I... can find the answer and then... We can run to the end of the world... We can run to the end of the world...}
Spider:{Zenogias!? *Sniff* The girl I loved is my Evil Sister...*Sniff*That was our song...}
Spider dragged Plasma inside the room. The room was around the same size as a wrestling ring. Spider's gear was hanging on a chain 30 feet from the floor and the only way to reach it was using a ladder. Spider removed her clothes while searching for the cardkey... He was looking for a ladder when Plasma regained consciousness. "Unh! Brr! It's cold in here... Why Am I naked?" When she saw Spider she realized her situation... "So even though we're blood related you still desire me?" asked Plasma with a lustful tone. "No way! I was just looking for the cardkey and a ladder to get to the chain up there!" Siad Spider while searching her pant pockets. He found a control and pushed a button. A ring popped out of nowhere. A ladder was right in the middle of it... Spider threw Plasma all of her clothing except her panties... "It seems that we're gonna have a ladder match" joked Spider as if he was talking to an old classmate and putting on her panties. Plasma finished putting her clothes back on.
Spider:{Uh Snake I need help. Plasma and I are about to go into a Ladder Match.}
S.Snake:{Ladder Match?! Isn't that a WWE Event?}
Raiden:{Hey Snake we gotta help him...}
Raiden and Snake ran towards the 'Arena' They arrived and sat on a table with two microphones that popped out of nowhere.
A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 18
Spider was walking along the hallway when he heard footsteps and hid in the shadows nearby. Spider heard the traditonal ring from a codec and he answered.
Spider:{I'm sneaking to get my gear... now what?}
Raiden:{Munch! Munch! I'm sorry I'm not a t home right now...Leave a message after the beep!...Burp!}
Spider:{This is not funny Raiden...}
Raiden:{And they say that a Hero can save us...I'm not gonna stand here and wait...}
Spider:{That's Hero from the Spider-man Soundtrack...}
Raiden:{It's the ciiircle of Liiiiiiife... And it moves us aaaaaallllllll!...Through depaiiiiir aaaaaaand hoooooooope....}
Spider:{Please Raiden stop the singing}
Raiden:{Macho Macho Man... I want to be a Macho Man....}
Spider went behind the sentry and broke his neck. He quickly moved the guard into the shadowy corner in which he was hiding. Spider turned left towards the room when he heard another Person coming. It was Plasma. (Damn! Marie is coming...Or should I say Plasma. My bet is that she's got the cardkey I need.) Spider pulled off a Jackie Chan-esque move by jumping from wall to wall to get into the pipes near the ceilling of the hallway. Plasma was walking and giggling like an airhead. "I wonder if Backup has ever... Probably cuz' he's like us... He's an 'Enfant Terrible' after all, a copy of Big Boss who can't reproduce.( But neither can I... But I think that's good in a way...) Gaseous is done interrogating him...for now... Let's see if he 'loves' his sis...AAGH!"
Spider pounced on Plasma knocking her out. He drags her towards the door. The door hisses before opening. The codec rang yet again...
Raiden:{[Manly Voice] Who's that clone mothafucka' who gets laid with a cardboard box?...[Manly voice] [Normal Voice] Snake!![Normal Voice] [Manly Voice] You damn Right![Manly Voice]}
Spider:{Uh Raiden I'm tired of RCC(Raiden Codec Crap) Music... What's Next!! I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need Scissors 61! Or perhaps you'll sing another song...}
Raiden:{Broken Mirror... A million shades of light... The old echo fades away...But just you and I... can find the answer and then... We can run to the end of the world... We can run to the end of the world...}
Spider:{Zenogias!? *Sniff* The girl I loved is my Evil Sister...*Sniff*That was our song...}
Spider dragged Plasma inside the room. The room was around the same size as a wrestling ring. Spider's gear was hanging on a chain 30 feet from the floor and the only way to reach it was using a ladder. Spider removed her clothes while searching for the cardkey... He was looking for a ladder when Plasma regained consciousness. "Unh! Brr! It's cold in here... Why Am I naked?" When she saw Spider she realized her situation... "So even though we're blood related you still desire me?" asked Plasma with a lustful tone. "No way! I was just looking for the cardkey and a ladder to get to the chain up there!" Siad Spider while searching her pant pockets. He found a control and pushed a button. A ring popped out of nowhere. A ladder was right in the middle of it... Spider threw Plasma all of her clothing except her panties... "It seems that we're gonna have a ladder match" joked Spider as if he was talking to an old classmate and putting on her panties. Plasma finished putting her clothes back on.
Spider:{Uh Snake I need help. Plasma and I are about to go into a Ladder Match.}
S.Snake:{Ladder Match?! Isn't that a WWE Event?}
Raiden:{Hey Snake we gotta help him...}
Raiden and Snake ran towards the 'Arena' They arrived and sat on a table with two microphones that popped out of nowhere.