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A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 22
A gunshot was heard. Spider jumped just in time to avoid the shot. He landed just like Spider-man's crouching position. "Well it seems that you ACTUALLY deserve the codename Snake...brother!!" Gaseous appeared from behind a pillar. "I only need this revolver to kill you. Six bullets are more than enough to kill anything that moves." said gaseous while twirling his revolver.
Spider looked at gaseous and said "Gaseous... are you an Ocelot wannabe? Well I'll help you on that while he grabbed his blade on one hand and the M9 in the other. Gaseous fired on shot at a wall. The bullet ricocheted from it and almost hit Spider in the right arm. Spider ran and fired a tranq dart at Gaseous. It hit his left leg. "What? You don't have a real gun? Are you gonna try and go medieval on me?" Then Gaseous noticed the tranq dart. "A tranq dart... You'll be dead before the tranquilizer does any effect." Gaseous fired two shots. Spider deflected the first shot with his sword and the second shot passed so close to his right shoulder that Spider felt the bullet cutting through his flesh. Spider touched his shoulder and saw blood in his hand. He quickly fired a shot at Gaseous. It hit him in his right arm. "Argh! you and your stupid darts!" His right hand went numb and so did his left leg. Gaseous switched hands and fired his last two shots. One towards a wall and the other towards Spider. spider deflected the shot that was aimed at him. The other bullet was headed towards Meryl. spider deflected the bullet and cut the ropes to save Meryl. The explosion form the c-4 was delayed a bit and Meryl was out of danger for the moment. Gaseous was having a bit of trouble while reloading with one hand. Spider cut Gaseous left hand. Gaseous screamed in agony "AAARGHH! MY HAND!!!" He quickly ran away before Spider could kill him. "Are you O.K.?" Spider asked Meryl. "Yeah! thanks" said Meryl "Oh my God! You're bleeding!" Meryl grabbed a bandage and applied some pressure to Spider's wound.
Spider:{Spider here... Saved Meryl... From... Gaseous Snake...}
S.Snake:{Meryl?!}
Spider:{I'll hook you two up.}
Meryl:{[emotionless]Hi Snake. Long time no see.[emotionless]}
S.Snake:{Meryl?! You ok?! Meryl?!}
Meryl:{Thanks to your brother Spider I'm safe... What are you up to now?}
S.Snake:{I'm about to fight Gas Snake in a Hind D to save Otacon.}
Meryl:{Otacon's been captured too! Let me help!}
SPider:{Meryl you shouldn't. I went over Shadow Moses VR training and you could get hurt or used again as bait for Snake. Besides we need someone to help Otacon and Rose to escape.}
Meryl:{Rose?!}
S.Snake:{Raiden's wife. She hates my guts...}
Meryl:{Gee I wonder why... Who's this Raiden...}
Spider:{He was in force XXI. He's white almost albino white, with platinum blonde hair, looks like a girl or your average RPG, or anime Main character...}
Meryl:{Oh you mean Jack Flynn. I met him once. Rumor says that his hair is a wig.}
S.Snake:{Nope it's not. I once tried to remove the wig to see if it's true and the wig didn't come off. Although the hair's texture feel a little fake.}(Flashback scene at Federal Hall after Rose and Raiden decide to live together.
Raiden:"Rose. I have to go pee. Excuse me for a second."
Rose:"Oh sure thing Jack. I'll wait on the hot dog stand... It's been a while since I've eaten a foot-long weiner."
Raiden goes to the bathroom. While he's peeing a gun is placed on the back of his head.
S.Snake:"Freeze!"
Raiden:"Snake!! What is it?"
Snake:[impersonating Austin Powers] "You're a man...baby!"
Snake throws Raiden on the floor and grabs his hair and starts pulling it.
Snake:[still impersonating Austin Powers]"Why...won't...this...wig...come...off!!"
Raiden:"ARRGH! stop that Snake...Of course I'm a Man!!! OWWW!!"(End Flashback)
Meryl:{Maybe it's a wig cuz' what if when he was a baby a small portion of his brain was showing. His mother would've been grossed out by that and put on him a wig, then it fused with his craneum and now he can't remove his wig...How about that?}
S.Snake:{What the HELL?!}
Spider:{Where'd you get such idea?}
Meryl:{Just from a David Spade Movie... JOE DIRT... have any of you two seen it?}
S.Snake:{I don't like David Spade...}
Spider:{Is that the one with Spade wearing a girlie wig and Carson Daly has a cameo appearance playing Carson Daly on TRL?}
Meryl:{Yes That's it!}
Spider:{I don't like Carson Daly... So I haven't seen the movie or ever will. Snake go save Otacon or something... I have to work the 'Snake Charm' on Meryl...}
Meryl:{So you're gonna ask me to get inside a cardboard box and have sex with it?}
Spider:{Damn! Guess I'll try the 'Snake Charm' on Mei Ling...}
S.Snake:{Works like a charm... I've never seen a girl do so many things with a cardboard box...}
Meryl:{And he still wonders why I dumped him...}
S.Snake:{What did ya say?!}
Meryl:{GO SAVE OTACON!!!}
A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 22
A gunshot was heard. Spider jumped just in time to avoid the shot. He landed just like Spider-man's crouching position. "Well it seems that you ACTUALLY deserve the codename Snake...brother!!" Gaseous appeared from behind a pillar. "I only need this revolver to kill you. Six bullets are more than enough to kill anything that moves." said gaseous while twirling his revolver.
Spider looked at gaseous and said "Gaseous... are you an Ocelot wannabe? Well I'll help you on that while he grabbed his blade on one hand and the M9 in the other. Gaseous fired on shot at a wall. The bullet ricocheted from it and almost hit Spider in the right arm. Spider ran and fired a tranq dart at Gaseous. It hit his left leg. "What? You don't have a real gun? Are you gonna try and go medieval on me?" Then Gaseous noticed the tranq dart. "A tranq dart... You'll be dead before the tranquilizer does any effect." Gaseous fired two shots. Spider deflected the first shot with his sword and the second shot passed so close to his right shoulder that Spider felt the bullet cutting through his flesh. Spider touched his shoulder and saw blood in his hand. He quickly fired a shot at Gaseous. It hit him in his right arm. "Argh! you and your stupid darts!" His right hand went numb and so did his left leg. Gaseous switched hands and fired his last two shots. One towards a wall and the other towards Spider. spider deflected the shot that was aimed at him. The other bullet was headed towards Meryl. spider deflected the bullet and cut the ropes to save Meryl. The explosion form the c-4 was delayed a bit and Meryl was out of danger for the moment. Gaseous was having a bit of trouble while reloading with one hand. Spider cut Gaseous left hand. Gaseous screamed in agony "AAARGHH! MY HAND!!!" He quickly ran away before Spider could kill him. "Are you O.K.?" Spider asked Meryl. "Yeah! thanks" said Meryl "Oh my God! You're bleeding!" Meryl grabbed a bandage and applied some pressure to Spider's wound.
Spider:{Spider here... Saved Meryl... From... Gaseous Snake...}
S.Snake:{Meryl?!}
Spider:{I'll hook you two up.}
Meryl:{[emotionless]Hi Snake. Long time no see.[emotionless]}
S.Snake:{Meryl?! You ok?! Meryl?!}
Meryl:{Thanks to your brother Spider I'm safe... What are you up to now?}
S.Snake:{I'm about to fight Gas Snake in a Hind D to save Otacon.}
Meryl:{Otacon's been captured too! Let me help!}
SPider:{Meryl you shouldn't. I went over Shadow Moses VR training and you could get hurt or used again as bait for Snake. Besides we need someone to help Otacon and Rose to escape.}
Meryl:{Rose?!}
S.Snake:{Raiden's wife. She hates my guts...}
Meryl:{Gee I wonder why... Who's this Raiden...}
Spider:{He was in force XXI. He's white almost albino white, with platinum blonde hair, looks like a girl or your average RPG, or anime Main character...}
Meryl:{Oh you mean Jack Flynn. I met him once. Rumor says that his hair is a wig.}
S.Snake:{Nope it's not. I once tried to remove the wig to see if it's true and the wig didn't come off. Although the hair's texture feel a little fake.}(Flashback scene at Federal Hall after Rose and Raiden decide to live together.
Raiden:"Rose. I have to go pee. Excuse me for a second."
Rose:"Oh sure thing Jack. I'll wait on the hot dog stand... It's been a while since I've eaten a foot-long weiner."
Raiden goes to the bathroom. While he's peeing a gun is placed on the back of his head.
S.Snake:"Freeze!"
Raiden:"Snake!! What is it?"
Snake:[impersonating Austin Powers] "You're a man...baby!"
Snake throws Raiden on the floor and grabs his hair and starts pulling it.
Snake:[still impersonating Austin Powers]"Why...won't...this...wig...come...off!!"
Raiden:"ARRGH! stop that Snake...Of course I'm a Man!!! OWWW!!"(End Flashback)
Meryl:{Maybe it's a wig cuz' what if when he was a baby a small portion of his brain was showing. His mother would've been grossed out by that and put on him a wig, then it fused with his craneum and now he can't remove his wig...How about that?}
S.Snake:{What the HELL?!}
Spider:{Where'd you get such idea?}
Meryl:{Just from a David Spade Movie... JOE DIRT... have any of you two seen it?}
S.Snake:{I don't like David Spade...}
Spider:{Is that the one with Spade wearing a girlie wig and Carson Daly has a cameo appearance playing Carson Daly on TRL?}
Meryl:{Yes That's it!}
Spider:{I don't like Carson Daly... So I haven't seen the movie or ever will. Snake go save Otacon or something... I have to work the 'Snake Charm' on Meryl...}
Meryl:{So you're gonna ask me to get inside a cardboard box and have sex with it?}
Spider:{Damn! Guess I'll try the 'Snake Charm' on Mei Ling...}
S.Snake:{Works like a charm... I've never seen a girl do so many things with a cardboard box...}
Meryl:{And he still wonders why I dumped him...}
S.Snake:{What did ya say?!}
Meryl:{GO SAVE OTACON!!!}