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A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 23
Raiden was shooting down the cyphers that were in the middle of a bridge. "Vamp... your ass is mine now..." He shot all the cyphers down and crossed the bridge. After he crossed the bridge Vamp appeared from beneath it. He was holding Rose. "Aah so we meet again...Lover." said Vamp while licking his lips. "Your wife was good but you were better." Raiden fired at Vamp. The bullet hit Vamp in the middle of the forehead. Vamp arched back and dropped Rose off the bridge. Raiden ran towards Rose. She wasn't stabbed. Raiden grabbed hold of her, forgetting about Vamp.
"Jakc Lift me up... I can't hold onto this pipe any longer!" Yelled Rose. Raiden lifted Rose. "I want answers VAMP!!" Raiden was aiming a Nikita at Vamp's genitals. "You're just a puppet for the La-Lu-Li-Le-Lo..." Vamp kicked the Nikita Launcher upwards. And pinned Raiden's shadow on the floor while he ran away. "I'm not allowed to kill you yet... You can have the woman for now..."
Raiden:{Snake, Spider! I've got Rose...}
S.Snake:{ Good work Raiden now get her out of here. Spider... Get Meryl out as well. Uh! Wait till I save Otacon So Spider can escort you out...}
Spider:{Alright!}
Snake finally got up the ladder and opened a door. He appeared on a rooftop that seemed similar to the Heliport where he saw Ocelot arrive. A note was on the floor. It said DIE!!
A Hind D appeared... Dawn was approaching and the sky had some reddish tones. "This will be your last Sunrise SNAKE!!!: yelled Gas while firing at Snake. Snake rolled out of the way and aimed the Stinger at Gas. The missile failed to hit the Hind but the splash damage from the explosion shaked the hind a bit... "EAT THIS!!!" Gas fired two missiles at Snake. Snake destroyed on with a stinger. and rolled out of the way avoiding the other missile. Snake quickly aimed his stinger launcher towards the Hind. Gas grunted as the missile damaged the propeller. "Damn you! Fly you sonofabitch!" The Hind was losing altitude and Gas tried his best to keep it airborne. Snake found a ration and ate it. Inside the ration was a note It said: "Hello... Dear Brother! Your precious Dr. Emmerich is trapped in a room which has electrified floors in front of the ONLY exit available... Don't try to use a remote controlled missile to destroy the electric generator inside the room... Because the Only vent shaft to that room is rigged with a sarin bomb. You send a missile through it and Your friend dies... P.S. Your friend has a lot of useless items in that room. Good bye... Dear Brother! ~L.S." "Damn!" muttered Snake. Spider and Raiden recieved a call from Snake.
S.Snake:{Looks like they've got Otacon where we can't get him.}
Raiden:{Have you called him?}
S.Snake:{No. I'll try.}
Otacon:{Snake!! I'm so glad to hear you!! I'm trapped!}
S.Snake:{I know Otacon. What things do you have in that room?}
Otacon:{Well there's a lot of trash and some Duct tape and a Swiss army knife.}
Raiden:{Dude! you're dead! Snake can't get to you and you're in a room full of garbage}
Spider:{Did you say a Swiss army knife and some duct tape? I've got it!}
Raiden:{What's he gonna do with duct tape and a swiss army knife?}
S.Snake:{Shut up Raiden!!}
Otacon:{ Hmm... There's a wooden bat, some tires, some plastic bags, some bullets, a small pipe, a metal plate the size of my chest and a hammer}
Raiden:{I've got it! Otacon use the swiss army knife to cut some duct tape and stick it to the electric Generator. That way we can have a clear target to fire at with a nikita!!}
S.Snake:{Nope. We can't fire a Nikita because if we do the room will get full of sarin and bye bye Otacon.}
Spider:{Otacon Why don't you just use the swiss army knife to open the generator and deactivate it your self. Use plastic bags and duct tape to make yourself some insulated gloves. There are some car tires in there make yourself some insulated boots with them and some duct tape. With the knife you'll open a bit of the panel and insert the pipe in it. With a bit of the plastic bag you'll open the bullets and get the gunpowder. You'll insert the gunpowder on the pipe. Put the metal plate under your shirt. Slam the pipe with a hammer. That would make the generator explode. You'll take the bat and escape. If an enemy is near whack them in the head with the bat.}
Raiden:{Wow! How'd you figure that out.}
Spider:{(Hums the Macgyver theme song) Mullet power...}
S.Snake:{Macgyver!? You want Otacon to pull off a Macgyver!?}
Otacon:{Uh Macgyver isn't real and most of the stuff he did was exaggerated so it would look cool on TV... Although the principles are based on real physics... So it could work...}
Raiden:{Otacon weren't you a scientist? couldn't you figure that out... but had to depend on 'Couch Potato'Snake to figure a half-assed 'I saw this on TV' plan?!}
S.Snake:{Right now I need Ten Reasons for not to kill Raiden...}
Spider:{That's gonna be harder than getting an autograph from Tobey Maguire.)
Raiden:{There he goes again with his silly useless TV, movie and videogame crap...}
S.Snake:{After this mission We'll get an autograph from him!!}
Raiden:{I don't think that you should go and point your SOCOM at his face and demand an autograph. That would be wrong.}
S.Snake:{Then we'll point a Stinger at him...}
Spider:{Naah! then he won't make more Spidey movies... We should get Britney Spears to flash us...}
S.Snake:{I've always wondered if her boobs are real...}
Raiden:{1. I'm cooler than you two! 2.I have a girl who loves me! 3. My hairstyle is cooler than your crappy mullets! 4.I'm a chick magnet! 5.I have a very Masculine appearance! 6. I have a sword and I look like a ninja! 7. I don't have a stupid brother who lives through an arm. 8. I have the manliest voice ever! 9. I can beat twenty metal gears at the same time while you can barely beat one! 10. If you kill me Olga's child, Rodion, will Die.}
S.Snake:{Actually Raiden 1. Almost everybody hates you...If your life was a videogame everybody would've liked to play as me when we were at the big shell. Hell they'd rather want to play the game as Olga than to play as you. 2. You have a girl who played a character to love you... and you also have Vamp... 3. A wig!! I think you inspired Joe Dirt... 4. I'll quote the late James Johnson 'I'm prepared to face the consequences of my betrayal' and Vamp loves you. 5. See point four. 6. Grey Fox could kick your ass any day of the week! 7. True but you have an annoying bitch as a wife!! 8. If you're six years old. 9. You can beat twenty Half-assed Metal Gears. I beat Real tough Metal Gears. 10. Point taken.}
A few notes: (I'm thinking) =thoughts, "I'm Speaking" =Actual speech {Breep! BreeP! Codec conversation} =Codec conversations... [Non-English]"Foreign language"[Non-English] = Speech in a Foreign Language translated to English so you don't have to translate it yourself (Besides I can make a character speak another language without the need of learning the language myself.) =Talking body parts with a British accent. Oh yeah! Make sure that you've beaten MGS2: Sons of Liberty, before reading the story cuz' it contains Spoilers...
Metal Gear Omega
Chapter 23
Raiden was shooting down the cyphers that were in the middle of a bridge. "Vamp... your ass is mine now..." He shot all the cyphers down and crossed the bridge. After he crossed the bridge Vamp appeared from beneath it. He was holding Rose. "Aah so we meet again...Lover." said Vamp while licking his lips. "Your wife was good but you were better." Raiden fired at Vamp. The bullet hit Vamp in the middle of the forehead. Vamp arched back and dropped Rose off the bridge. Raiden ran towards Rose. She wasn't stabbed. Raiden grabbed hold of her, forgetting about Vamp.
"Jakc Lift me up... I can't hold onto this pipe any longer!" Yelled Rose. Raiden lifted Rose. "I want answers VAMP!!" Raiden was aiming a Nikita at Vamp's genitals. "You're just a puppet for the La-Lu-Li-Le-Lo..." Vamp kicked the Nikita Launcher upwards. And pinned Raiden's shadow on the floor while he ran away. "I'm not allowed to kill you yet... You can have the woman for now..."
Raiden:{Snake, Spider! I've got Rose...}
S.Snake:{ Good work Raiden now get her out of here. Spider... Get Meryl out as well. Uh! Wait till I save Otacon So Spider can escort you out...}
Spider:{Alright!}
Snake finally got up the ladder and opened a door. He appeared on a rooftop that seemed similar to the Heliport where he saw Ocelot arrive. A note was on the floor. It said DIE!!
A Hind D appeared... Dawn was approaching and the sky had some reddish tones. "This will be your last Sunrise SNAKE!!!: yelled Gas while firing at Snake. Snake rolled out of the way and aimed the Stinger at Gas. The missile failed to hit the Hind but the splash damage from the explosion shaked the hind a bit... "EAT THIS!!!" Gas fired two missiles at Snake. Snake destroyed on with a stinger. and rolled out of the way avoiding the other missile. Snake quickly aimed his stinger launcher towards the Hind. Gas grunted as the missile damaged the propeller. "Damn you! Fly you sonofabitch!" The Hind was losing altitude and Gas tried his best to keep it airborne. Snake found a ration and ate it. Inside the ration was a note It said: "Hello... Dear Brother! Your precious Dr. Emmerich is trapped in a room which has electrified floors in front of the ONLY exit available... Don't try to use a remote controlled missile to destroy the electric generator inside the room... Because the Only vent shaft to that room is rigged with a sarin bomb. You send a missile through it and Your friend dies... P.S. Your friend has a lot of useless items in that room. Good bye... Dear Brother! ~L.S." "Damn!" muttered Snake. Spider and Raiden recieved a call from Snake.
S.Snake:{Looks like they've got Otacon where we can't get him.}
Raiden:{Have you called him?}
S.Snake:{No. I'll try.}
Otacon:{Snake!! I'm so glad to hear you!! I'm trapped!}
S.Snake:{I know Otacon. What things do you have in that room?}
Otacon:{Well there's a lot of trash and some Duct tape and a Swiss army knife.}
Raiden:{Dude! you're dead! Snake can't get to you and you're in a room full of garbage}
Spider:{Did you say a Swiss army knife and some duct tape? I've got it!}
Raiden:{What's he gonna do with duct tape and a swiss army knife?}
S.Snake:{Shut up Raiden!!}
Otacon:{ Hmm... There's a wooden bat, some tires, some plastic bags, some bullets, a small pipe, a metal plate the size of my chest and a hammer}
Raiden:{I've got it! Otacon use the swiss army knife to cut some duct tape and stick it to the electric Generator. That way we can have a clear target to fire at with a nikita!!}
S.Snake:{Nope. We can't fire a Nikita because if we do the room will get full of sarin and bye bye Otacon.}
Spider:{Otacon Why don't you just use the swiss army knife to open the generator and deactivate it your self. Use plastic bags and duct tape to make yourself some insulated gloves. There are some car tires in there make yourself some insulated boots with them and some duct tape. With the knife you'll open a bit of the panel and insert the pipe in it. With a bit of the plastic bag you'll open the bullets and get the gunpowder. You'll insert the gunpowder on the pipe. Put the metal plate under your shirt. Slam the pipe with a hammer. That would make the generator explode. You'll take the bat and escape. If an enemy is near whack them in the head with the bat.}
Raiden:{Wow! How'd you figure that out.}
Spider:{(Hums the Macgyver theme song) Mullet power...}
S.Snake:{Macgyver!? You want Otacon to pull off a Macgyver!?}
Otacon:{Uh Macgyver isn't real and most of the stuff he did was exaggerated so it would look cool on TV... Although the principles are based on real physics... So it could work...}
Raiden:{Otacon weren't you a scientist? couldn't you figure that out... but had to depend on 'Couch Potato'Snake to figure a half-assed 'I saw this on TV' plan?!}
S.Snake:{Right now I need Ten Reasons for not to kill Raiden...}
Spider:{That's gonna be harder than getting an autograph from Tobey Maguire.)
Raiden:{There he goes again with his silly useless TV, movie and videogame crap...}
S.Snake:{After this mission We'll get an autograph from him!!}
Raiden:{I don't think that you should go and point your SOCOM at his face and demand an autograph. That would be wrong.}
S.Snake:{Then we'll point a Stinger at him...}
Spider:{Naah! then he won't make more Spidey movies... We should get Britney Spears to flash us...}
S.Snake:{I've always wondered if her boobs are real...}
Raiden:{1. I'm cooler than you two! 2.I have a girl who loves me! 3. My hairstyle is cooler than your crappy mullets! 4.I'm a chick magnet! 5.I have a very Masculine appearance! 6. I have a sword and I look like a ninja! 7. I don't have a stupid brother who lives through an arm. 8. I have the manliest voice ever! 9. I can beat twenty metal gears at the same time while you can barely beat one! 10. If you kill me Olga's child, Rodion, will Die.}
S.Snake:{Actually Raiden 1. Almost everybody hates you...If your life was a videogame everybody would've liked to play as me when we were at the big shell. Hell they'd rather want to play the game as Olga than to play as you. 2. You have a girl who played a character to love you... and you also have Vamp... 3. A wig!! I think you inspired Joe Dirt... 4. I'll quote the late James Johnson 'I'm prepared to face the consequences of my betrayal' and Vamp loves you. 5. See point four. 6. Grey Fox could kick your ass any day of the week! 7. True but you have an annoying bitch as a wife!! 8. If you're six years old. 9. You can beat twenty Half-assed Metal Gears. I beat Real tough Metal Gears. 10. Point taken.}