Then again....Final Fantasy and all its characters belong to squaresoft....I don't own them this is just another crazy thing that came out of my twisted mind....'cause if I owned squaresoft.....ahhh nevermind....
Chapter 3: The teachers from hell....
Well the FF7 crew were still discussing if the schools were a spaceship or some kind of strange torturing device...(wow I think they finally found out!)
Aeris: I tell you...just look at their faces!
Students: X_x
Cloud: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Sephy: I think they're looking at us......
Tifa: they are scary.......
Cid: look like if they were tortured or something...WHO THE /&(&99 /&/% DID THIS TO THEM......???
Cloud: I dunno...but that girl Anna seems to had loose her marbles because of them...
Anna: HEY I HEARD YOU!
*Anna kicks cloud *
Sephy: hahahaha....
Cloud: ouch......what are you laughing at? -_-
Sephy: ........
Nan: so you really know who is that guy with a tail?
Anna: yeah.....
Nan: yeah, I don't know why there are so many weird people in this school...maybe they are new students....
Aeris: I really wonder who did this to them
*suddenly black mist starts filling the classroom and the music of the twilight zone begins to play *
Tifa: uuuuhhh creepy.....O.o
Voice: good morning *cough * cough * class....
Students: x.X
Cloud: hey Anna, who is that?
Anna: (whisper, whisper, he is the teacher......)
Cloud: (whisper, whisper, he looks creepy.....)
Teacher: *cough * *cough * aghh I should stop smoking......
Aeris: waaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Anna: shhh (whisper, whisper, don't scream like that....)
Aeris: (whisper, whisper, why?)
Anna: (whisper, 'cause he is one of them.....)
Aeris: (whisper, of who?....)
Nan: (whisper, whisper, shh don't say it!)
Sephy: WHY CAN'T YOU SAY IT!
Nan: 'cause he...he is.....one of them
Cloud: of who?
Anna: the teachers from hell...
*the x-files music in the background *
Aeris: gulp!
Nan: no one has idea how old they are...
Anna: some of them must be as old as the Egyptians there is even a mummy between them....
Cloud: cool...
Anna: this one is the chemistry teacher ,but some secret investigation discovered that he is actually a sorcerer and that if he gets mad he'll turn you into a pokémon!
Everyone: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Tifa: what a cruelty....
Sephy: indeed....not even me the great Sephiroth would do something so cruel and horrible
Anna: ¬_¬
Sephy: what?.....ok , ok, .........not even me the great Sephy would do something so cruel and horrible......happy now? -_-
Anna: yup! That's better! ^-^
Cloud: yeah Sephy you have to be a nice boy!
Anna: only I can call him Sephy!
Sephy: haha ¬_¬
Cloud: grrrrrr
Tifa: by the way....how do they call him?
Nan: who?
Cloud: the teacher....
Nan: ohh, Anna...tell them...I'm not brave enough...
Anna: gulp!....alright......he is known with the name of Mr. Smokey
Nan: yeah but we all know that he is hiding his true name....the rumors say that if you say his real name you'll turn into a pokémon
That is called the pokémon curse....
Anna. Yeah...
Everyone: WAAAAHHHH NO, POKÉMON NOOOOO!!!!!!!
(by the time Anna and company finished the discussion the class was over)
Mr. Smokey : *cough * *cough * now class...*cough * *cough * x.X have an horrible day... *cough * cough *
Anna: ok , this is a little pause to the story, I just want to make clear something...the truth is.....that I don't have any ideas of how to call the teacher....so...if the name isn't funny....I don't care 'cause this is my fan fic and I'm the one that decides what to do with it!!
Thank you for the attention...
Sephy: done already?
Anna: yup! ^-^
Sephy: fine, now I guess you'll let the story continue?
Anna: sure...
Aeris: hey Cloud...what is a Fanfic?
Cloud:hmmm....hey you know...that teacher was creepy...
Tifa: I agree
Aeris: hey Tifa what is a Fanfic?
Cid: I wonder if the "$&%=(& @%&=!!! would give me a cigarette....
Aeris: hey Anna....what is a fanfic?
Anna: heh....hum....I'll tell you when you grow up.....
Aeris: hey but I'm older than you!
Anna: humm....yeah right....^-^
Cloud: has someone noticed that Cait is missing?
Tifa: now that you mention it....
Sephy: where could he be?
Anna: I don't know why I have the idea of where could he be...
Meanwhile in the girls bathroom.....
Girl 1: aww see what a cute stuffed animal! ^-^
Cait Sith: want your fortune told?
Girl 2: look he's speaking!
Girl 3: and he is so cute! ^-^
Girl 1: now that you mention it....I want to know if I'm gonna get a boyfriend soon....
Cait Sith: I'll tell your fortune if you give me a little kiss....
Girl 1: ok ^-^
Back in the classroom....
Tifa: I haven't seen Barret...
Cloud: wasn't he with us before we came here....?
Aeris: yeah.....
Yuffie: *yawns * is the class over?
Anna: ok this is another interruption....yeah Yuffie wasn't talking because........because...
Yuffie: you forgot about me? :*(
Anna: yeah..kinda...but you know I've been so busy...and...all...can you forgive me?
Yuffie:ok
Anna: thanks! ^-^ ohh...and Yuffie wasn't talking because....she fell asleep...because she was very tired aftwer fighting Sephy! Yeah that's it...
Sephy:.......whatever......
Anna: back to the story....
Cid: hey do you know that those "&$%& interruptions are so #()//)(#$ annoying?
Anna: sorry.......
Meanwhile in the kitchen.....
Mabel: Vinny! ^-^
Vincent:.....no please no more....I don't want to eat more...
Mabel: WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I PREPARED FOR YOU?!!!
Vincent: no, it's delicious, but I can't eat anymore
Mabel:NOW YOU'LL EAT IT! MWAAHAHAHAHAHA
Vincent: mommy....
Back to the classroom....
Tifa: hey , do you hear that voice?
Cloud: sounds familiar.....
Yuffie: I think it's coming from the courtyard
In the courtyard.......
Teacher 1: nnoooo WAAAAAAHHHH HEEEELP MEE!
Barret: now let the lady go to her classroom!!!!!
Teacher 1: yyyesss ssirr,but please don't kill me!!
Barret: let me think.....kneel and beg for your live!!!
Teacher 1: *kneels * WAAAAHHHH!!!
Sam: geez he's such a crybaby....
back to the classroom........
Aeris:what could that be!?
Sephy: maybe it's an elephant...
Tifa: no it looks like a teddy bear....
Cloud: of course not...it's a plane!!
Cid: looks like a &%& terrorist from a group called avalanche...that is trying to destroy the shin-ra.....
Yuffie: nah....Cid...don't be ridiculous that just can't be....that doesn't even exists in real life....
Anna: hey! That's Sam!
In the courtyard......
Sam: thank you very much , mister Barret....that teacher never let ma get in if I'm late...
Barret: it was a pleasure.....plus it was so funny to see that wussie begging for his life.....
Sam: yeah....
Sam and Barret: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like someone else has arrived....poor Vincent....maybe he'll gain weight......lol.....
Don't worry I'll start working on next chapter....there are still lots of crazy ideas coming from my twisted mind.....o yeah and you still have to meet the other teachers from hell.....MWAHAHAHAHA
Sephy: that sounded like a menace....
Anna: hey you're not supposed to talk right now!
Sephy: I do what I want....
Anna: o yeah.....?!!
*Anna punches Sephy *
Sephy: ouch....ok ok I understand I'll keep my mouth shut....
Anna: better.....
So wait a little for next chapter ok! ^-^
C'ya!
Sephy: that still sounded like a menace....
Anna: ¬_¬ 'scuse me
Sephy: gulp.....!!
Anna: kids please don't look...
BANG,CRASH,BOOOOOOOOOM,PLUSHHH............WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Sephy: HELP ME PLEASE THIS GIRL IS CRAZY!
Anna: COME OVER HERE!!!!
BAAAAAANG BOOOOM WHOOOOOSSSSSSHHHH
Anna: hahaha.....I forgot to tell you.....in the next chapter we'll find out who is that boy......ta-da! ^-^
Sephy: *in a wheelchair * GET AWAY FROM HER SHE............!!!!!!
Anna: I THINK YOU HAVEN'T UNDERSTOOD!!!!!!
Sephy: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!