Chapter V: Anna's terrible writers block
I'm sorry! I stopped writing this story for a long time, actually I had chapter 5 ready and I was working on chapter 6 but unfortunately I lost them, my PC ********* up and I lost them... boo-hoo....
Plus...I got depressed, and I wasn't in the mood of writing again, but well I have examined my work recently and I came out with one conclusion..... OMG what a poor English I have.... SORRY!
It's just that I like writing stories in English, but I write poetry in Spanish.... well recently I wrote another fic, (kinda sad one) but now that I finished it I'll try to continue with this one...
Thanks for waiting!
Meanwhile in Anna's head....
Aeris: hmmm you know..... I'm getting kinda bored
Tifa: yeah me too
Cloud: what the heck is happening with Anna?
Aeris: I dunno...
Sephy: she used to have great ideas.....
Everyone: ...... yeah...
Sephy: you know guys I kinda miss her....*sobs*
Cloud: O.o
Yuffie: well now that I think of it.... it's kinda boring without her....
Vincent: hey look what I found here!
Cid: what is it? Cigars? Huh? Huh?
Vincent: hmm nope, actually Mabel left some bottles, we can have a drink while Anna decides what to do with us....
Cait sith: mm that sounds good... I want a martini
Yuffie: I want vodka!
Sephy: you are underage....
Yuffie: ¬_¬
Sephy: what?
Yuffie: who asked you...
(authors note: please kids do not drink alcohol!)
Aeris: hey just now.... was that an authors note?
Cloud: it seemed so...
Barret: cooooool....
Aeris: maybe that means there is still hope....
Tifa: perhaps....
Vincent: * installing a mini-bar* ok get your drinks here! It's the happy hour!
Everyone: yaaaaaaaaaay!
2 hours later.....
*everyone is completely drunk*
Sephy: shhhh.... you know croud...*hic* I really fite you 'cause I'm envious of you * hic* ya know... ya get the chicks for ya * hic* but it's unfair.... * hic*
Cloud: nah, nah ya know I do noffing.... *hic * buf *hic * ya can have one of themmmm *burp *
Sephy: *hic * feally? *hic * fanks ya bro! *hic * 'coz you're like my bro! *cries * I never fad any broffers.... *hic* *sob*
Cloud: I'll be yer bro!
Sephy: fank ya bro! *hic *
*both of them start crying*
Cloud: frommmmm now on we'll be bro'sssss
Tifa and Aeris...
Aeris: hey Tiff.... ya knoow... the truffff is I like Cloud.....
Tifa: no waaaayy...
Aeris: aaye... and actually we...
Tifa: O_o WTF you did to him!!!!
Aeris: well he....
Tifa: you &%&$()$/%/&==(@%/
Aeris: wait we only....
Tifa: you bitch!!!!
*Tifa attacks Aeris*
Yuffie: Look girls fight!
Vincent: BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
Cid: where? Are there naked ladies fighting in the mud? Whereeeeee? *hic *
Zidane & Cait: ladies! *drools *
Barret: *wearing a sailor suit* aaaaaah felp me! This woman is crazzyyyyy!!!
Garnet: ZIDANE!! Come over here ya monkey!
Zidane: gulp! *starts running * she won't catch me... *but Zidane is so drunk that he falls down *
Garnet: aaaww my poor monkey, are ya alright? *hic * *drinks tequila from the bottle * come here with mommy I'll make ya feel better... *kisses Zidane * maybe a massage will make ya feel better hehehehehe *drinks tequila *
Zidane: O_o whoa! Daddy is coming!
Narrator: (shh don't tell anyone....but I'm Anna, I'm using a disguise so they don't recognize me! ^-~ ) And well the night went on and on... at the next morning...
Aeris: oooooh my head...
Sephy: *wakes up * *looks that Cloud is sleeping by his side * O_o OMG no.... please tell me this is a nightmare...
Anna: it is not.....
Sephy: waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Barret: wait a minute.... Anna?
Anna: oi I'm back.... and you better wake up you lazy bums!
Tifa: oh shut up my head hurts....
Anna: you know we got a lot of work to do I'm inspired so you have to work, come on I'll be waiting!
Cloud: yawn! I had a wonderful night..,
Sephy: *still shocked * just shoot me please... :'(
Tifa: oh are you alright Aeris darling?
Aeris: oh sure Tifa sweetheart...
Tifa: I wonder why we are full of bruises?
Aeris: no idea...
Barret: * hugging a Teddy bear* no mommy 5 more minutes....
Yuffie: *wakes up next to Vincent * where.... what the?
Vincent: oh what a night....
Yuffie: mmmm what happened last night?
Vincent: oh humm.... err...
*flashback *
Yuffie: BLOOD! BLOOD!
*Vincent throws Yuffie to the mud where Aeris and Tifa are fighting *
Tifa: NOOOOOOo this is MY fight get out of here! * kicks Yuffie out of the ring, Yuffie flies directly to Vincent* POOOOOOOOW *big collision* *Yuffie and Vincent fall unconscious*
Vincent: did we....?
Yuffie: NO WAY! (damn I should've stolen his materia)
Zidane: whoa.... I had this dream you know.... I dreamt that everyone got drunk and Garnet .... well emm... she...
Garnet: *still drinking* come here, mommy wants to give you a biiiig prize...
Zidane: cough... excuse me... hehehe
Anna: well what are you waiting we have a job to do!
Everyone: mmmmm sure....
Aeris: we shouldn't make her mad....
*everyone leaves *
Sephy: I'm having a nightmare....
The end..... well it'll continue, but it's what my head could think, and humm well it's 2:00 a.m and I need to sleep... so you can't expect much from me.... well flame me if you want to I deserve it! But please r&r ^-^