Ch.3- Skinner Surprise
Bart Ran over to a brand new Firebird and started to hot-wire it. He finished in under a minute. Milhouse got in and closed the door. They were on a rampage. He drove as fast and as wild as humanly possible. They were at the school in no time.
They both got out and cautiously made their way to the school. The principal's office light was on and Bart could see movement. They quietly made their way into the school and headed up the stairs. They moved toward Skinners office, they saw two shadows in Skinners office.
"Am I seeing double vision? It looks like there are two shadows in there."
"You aren't seeing double," Bart said. "There are two shadows in Skinners office" They looked inside to find Skinner and Krabappel making out on the principal's desk. "Good lord!" Bart yelled. "That's the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life."
"That truly is sick. My eyes will be tortured for the rest of my life." Milhouse added.
"Uhhh. We were just filing some papers." Ms. Krabappel said.
"You got that right." Bart said. "You are filing all the papers. Now , let's get down to business. Pay me and I won't kill you."
"How much?" Skinner asked.
"Ten thousand."
"Whaaaa?"
"Yeah. Ten thousand. You do have ten thousand don't you?"
"Yeah but..."
"Hand it over."
"What's in it for me?"
"Well let's see." Bart started. "How about. NOT GETTING KILLED!"
"I see. Well I guess I have no choice but to give it to you." He put the money on a table and backed away.
"Milhouse, cover me."
"Well, ok." Bart grabbed the money and backed away. Then an he was about to walk out the door and he shot Skinner directly in the face. The explosion also killed Krabappel.
Bart Ran over to a brand new Firebird and started to hot-wire it. He finished in under a minute. Milhouse got in and closed the door. They were on a rampage. He drove as fast and as wild as humanly possible. They were at the school in no time.
They both got out and cautiously made their way to the school. The principal's office light was on and Bart could see movement. They quietly made their way into the school and headed up the stairs. They moved toward Skinners office, they saw two shadows in Skinners office.
"Am I seeing double vision? It looks like there are two shadows in there."
"You aren't seeing double," Bart said. "There are two shadows in Skinners office" They looked inside to find Skinner and Krabappel making out on the principal's desk. "Good lord!" Bart yelled. "That's the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life."
"That truly is sick. My eyes will be tortured for the rest of my life." Milhouse added.
"Uhhh. We were just filing some papers." Ms. Krabappel said.
"You got that right." Bart said. "You are filing all the papers. Now , let's get down to business. Pay me and I won't kill you."
"How much?" Skinner asked.
"Ten thousand."
"Whaaaa?"
"Yeah. Ten thousand. You do have ten thousand don't you?"
"Yeah but..."
"Hand it over."
"What's in it for me?"
"Well let's see." Bart started. "How about. NOT GETTING KILLED!"
"I see. Well I guess I have no choice but to give it to you." He put the money on a table and backed away.
"Milhouse, cover me."
"Well, ok." Bart grabbed the money and backed away. Then an he was about to walk out the door and he shot Skinner directly in the face. The explosion also killed Krabappel.