Thanks for reviewing, people. My computer has crashed a week or so ago, so
that's why this chapter is kinda late. Gomen nasai… ^^;; Anyway, here are a
few notes.
Siren: Hmm... I don't really think Jecht could be voted off, who would be the host? *imagines Kimahri screaming at everyone* Ehh... But anyway, I put your choice of Yuna into thought.
Th' Lady Shadow: I know this fic's been done, and I don't wanna copy anyone. But as all my fics, even the ones that are common, this crap is unique. I just can't think of any other good things for a fic since I have no inspiration whatsoever... And I don't really NEED reviews. I guess I was caffeinated when I wrote Ch. 1. It's just nice to have encouragement sometimes, especially when you're on writer's block like me. But overall, thanks for reviewing--your review was encouraging too, sorta!
everyone else: Thanks for reviewing! Reviews mean a lot to me, and all yours gave me inspiration to write Ch. 2. Thanks, and here it is!
Disclaimer: Argh... Why do some people get away with posting just one disclaimer per fic!? I put one up in every chapter of all my fics! *shakes fist* I'm gonna get you, uh... Square! And people who put up only one disclaimer! *gets whacked unconcious with a hammer*
O.o Now I really mean it. Here's the fic.
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All the men except Tidus--who's voted off, duh--and Jecht, are sleeping in their cabin. Suddenly, Jecht barges in.
Jecht: GET YER ASSES OUTTA BED!!!!!!!!!
Everyone wakes up.
Wakka: What time is it, brudda?
Jecht: It's 3:00 A.M.!
Wakka: 3 A.M., ya?
Jecht: Ya.
Wakka: Ya?
Jecht: Ya.
Wakka: Ya?
Jecht: Ya.
Wakka: Ya?
Jecht takes out a hammer. Wakka shuts up.
Kimahri: What are we gonna do?
Jecht: Where is your accent-thingy?
Kimahri: I dunno. I don't feel like covering up my true identity. Speaking of which...
Kimahri takes off his skin (???) to reveal that he's Squall from FFVIII.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *hides*
Kimahri/Squall: Whatever.
Kimahri/Squall puts his skin back on.
Jecht: What the hell was that?!
Kimahri: Well, I was a little bored with the FFVIII world so I decided to audition for another Final Fantasy. As you see, I could only get one part-- the one of the fuzzy, blue, unintelligent, overgrown cat.
Jecht: Oh, okay. Now we're going to have another work out to see who leaves the camp. But in reality, it's just a stupid attempt of mine to get you all killed like last time.
Auron: What about the women?
Jecht: We're gonna wake them up!
Jecht runs into the next cabin, where all the women are sleeping peacefully.
Jecht: GET YER ASSES OUTTA BED!!!!!!!!!
Everyone wakes up.
Lulu: What do you want?
Jecht: We're gonna have another work out!
Yuna: But I'm so tired...
Jecht: Too bad. Get up!
Yuna: No...
Jecht: Get up!
Yuna: I don't wanna...
Jecht pulls out a hammer again. Yuna whacks him with her rod and resumes sleep.
Jecht: Ow... Alright, I guess we'll just let Yuna stay here for the day.
Lulu and Rikku get up. They and Jecht go back to the men who are going crazy in their cabin. Auron is reading porn mags, Wakka is playing some Daft Punk CD that Pyra burned for him ^_^, Kimahri is talking to someone on his cell phone (?), and Seymour is on the Internet on a computer he got from nowhere.
Auron: What the hell is Steiner doing starring on the cover of a porn mag? And why are Aki (FFTSW), Palmer, and Seymour in there with him??? *reads text under photo* 'Special edition: Rejects'. Oh well. *keeps staring*
Wakka: Here comes the chorus... *singing in a loud, scratchy voice* One more time, we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop dancing!!!!!!!
Seymour: Dude... What the hell is a 'fanfiction.net'? What's a Tifa Lockhart? And what is this 'Final Fantasy X' that they speak of?
Kimahri: *talking into his phone* What? You want me to audition for "Final Fantasy VII: PS2 Edition"? And you say Red XIII died and I have to take his place? I'm there!!! *hangs up*
Kimahri is about to run out of the cabin, but Jecht stops him.
Jecht: Stop this freakiness! What are you all doing?!
Auron drops his porn mag and Seymour looks away from his computer. But Wakka continues singing.
Wakka: *now also dancing O.o* Oh yeah, don't stop dancing!!!!!!
Jecht unplugs the stereo.
Wakka: One more time-- *realizes that the music is over* Uh… Ya?
Jecht: O.o We're ready to begin the next event.
Everyone magically appears in front of a Blitzball sphere.
Jecht: You're all gonna shoot blitzballs at each other for no reason.
Wakka: Cool, Blitzball! I can do this!
Jecht: Okay everyone, get into the sphere!
Lulu: What?! With our clothes on?!
Jecht: No, you're all gonna be naked.
Lulu: Oh, okay.
Jecht: O.O Actually, I was being sarcastic.
Everyone gets into the Blitzball sphere. A million blitzballs appear everywhere. Wakka manages to catch a million while everyone else gets whacked in their faces.
Lulu: *ignoring the blitzballs bombarding her* My dress is flying up!!!
Seymour, Auron, and Kimahri: *staring at Lulu's flying dress* O.O
Wakka: *notices everyone staring at Lulu* Hey, ya?! She's my woman!
Wakka throws a bunch of blitzballs at Seymour, Auron, and Kimahri, knocking them down.
Lulu: I'm not your frikkin' woman! Didn't I already make this clear in those other fanfics?!
Wakka: But…
Lulu: I'm leaving!
Lulu gets out of the Blitzball sphere. The only people left are Wakka and Rikku.
Jecht: Everyone's been eliminated by Wakka. So he and Rikku are left. Knock the crap outta each other!
Wakka picks up a blitzball.
Wakka: Ya, this will be so easy!
Rikku, meanwhile, is preparing to launch a blitzball that she filled with grenades at Wakka. Jecht notices this.
Jecht: Uh… I think we'd better get Seymour, Auron, and Kimahri out of the sphere…
A crane comes out of nowhere and pulls the four out of the sphere. They suddenly all turn concious again and look over at Rikku and Wakka.
Wakka: Prepare to be—
Suddenly, Rikku throws the grenade-filled blitzball. The whole sphere blows up and water is suddenly everywhere. Rikku manages to run out to where the others are standing.
Lulu: You killed Wakka!!!
Rikku: *sweatdrop* Um… Oops…
Lulu: Good job!!!
Rikku: Huh?
Lulu: We all hate him.
Seymour: Yeah! Now I don't have anyone to rival my hair! *pats head and suddenly remembers that he's bald* Uh…yeah.
Everyone except Jecht, who's looking for Wakka in the broken sphere, starts to clap.
Jecht: Hey! I found him!!!
Everyone stops clapping. Jecht walks out of the ruins, dragging Wakka on the ground behind him.
Jecht: I think he's alive. Someone will have to give him CPR.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: It's not that hard! Watch, I'll show you.
Jecht gives Wakka mouth-to-mouth. o.O
Everyone: O.o
Jecht: There! Now who wants to do it for real?
Everyone: o.O
Jecht: What?
Everyone: O.o
Jecht: …Oh, @#$%. *wipes mouth*
Wakka: I'm alive, ya?!
Eveyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: Well, I guess it's time to determine who leaves today. You might think it's Wakka cause he got blown up by Rikku…
Wakka: *starts crying* No! Please don't make me leave!!
Jecht: …But it's gonna be Yuna cause she didn't come to the event.
Seymour: I'll go tell her!
Seymour runs into the women's cabin, which is nearby. Everyone hears Seymour tell Yuna that she has to leave the camp. Then Yuna is heard screaming. Finally, everyone sees Seymour flying out of the cabin and straight into a pile of mud.
Jecht: Uh… Where the hell did Wakka get the lyrics to 'One More Time'? Why does Wakka still think that Lulu is 'his woman'?
Wakka: Why do all these questions have to do with me?!
Jecht: Erm… Find out in the next chapter! Well actually, you'll never find out. But read Ch. 3 anyway.
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Thanks again for reviewing everyone, please continue, and remember to vote on who should leave! As you see, I took Siren's vote into consideration and found a way to get rid of Yuna. Thanks for voting, Siren! ^_^
Once again, I didn't purposely bash any characters. It's just to get people voted off and stuff like that. If you've read my bio for some strange reason, you know that I love every FF character. *tries to hug an Aeris doll* Yes… Every single character… *eyes twitch*
Siren: Hmm... I don't really think Jecht could be voted off, who would be the host? *imagines Kimahri screaming at everyone* Ehh... But anyway, I put your choice of Yuna into thought.
Th' Lady Shadow: I know this fic's been done, and I don't wanna copy anyone. But as all my fics, even the ones that are common, this crap is unique. I just can't think of any other good things for a fic since I have no inspiration whatsoever... And I don't really NEED reviews. I guess I was caffeinated when I wrote Ch. 1. It's just nice to have encouragement sometimes, especially when you're on writer's block like me. But overall, thanks for reviewing--your review was encouraging too, sorta!
everyone else: Thanks for reviewing! Reviews mean a lot to me, and all yours gave me inspiration to write Ch. 2. Thanks, and here it is!
Disclaimer: Argh... Why do some people get away with posting just one disclaimer per fic!? I put one up in every chapter of all my fics! *shakes fist* I'm gonna get you, uh... Square! And people who put up only one disclaimer! *gets whacked unconcious with a hammer*
O.o Now I really mean it. Here's the fic.
~*~*~
All the men except Tidus--who's voted off, duh--and Jecht, are sleeping in their cabin. Suddenly, Jecht barges in.
Jecht: GET YER ASSES OUTTA BED!!!!!!!!!
Everyone wakes up.
Wakka: What time is it, brudda?
Jecht: It's 3:00 A.M.!
Wakka: 3 A.M., ya?
Jecht: Ya.
Wakka: Ya?
Jecht: Ya.
Wakka: Ya?
Jecht: Ya.
Wakka: Ya?
Jecht takes out a hammer. Wakka shuts up.
Kimahri: What are we gonna do?
Jecht: Where is your accent-thingy?
Kimahri: I dunno. I don't feel like covering up my true identity. Speaking of which...
Kimahri takes off his skin (???) to reveal that he's Squall from FFVIII.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *hides*
Kimahri/Squall: Whatever.
Kimahri/Squall puts his skin back on.
Jecht: What the hell was that?!
Kimahri: Well, I was a little bored with the FFVIII world so I decided to audition for another Final Fantasy. As you see, I could only get one part-- the one of the fuzzy, blue, unintelligent, overgrown cat.
Jecht: Oh, okay. Now we're going to have another work out to see who leaves the camp. But in reality, it's just a stupid attempt of mine to get you all killed like last time.
Auron: What about the women?
Jecht: We're gonna wake them up!
Jecht runs into the next cabin, where all the women are sleeping peacefully.
Jecht: GET YER ASSES OUTTA BED!!!!!!!!!
Everyone wakes up.
Lulu: What do you want?
Jecht: We're gonna have another work out!
Yuna: But I'm so tired...
Jecht: Too bad. Get up!
Yuna: No...
Jecht: Get up!
Yuna: I don't wanna...
Jecht pulls out a hammer again. Yuna whacks him with her rod and resumes sleep.
Jecht: Ow... Alright, I guess we'll just let Yuna stay here for the day.
Lulu and Rikku get up. They and Jecht go back to the men who are going crazy in their cabin. Auron is reading porn mags, Wakka is playing some Daft Punk CD that Pyra burned for him ^_^, Kimahri is talking to someone on his cell phone (?), and Seymour is on the Internet on a computer he got from nowhere.
Auron: What the hell is Steiner doing starring on the cover of a porn mag? And why are Aki (FFTSW), Palmer, and Seymour in there with him??? *reads text under photo* 'Special edition: Rejects'. Oh well. *keeps staring*
Wakka: Here comes the chorus... *singing in a loud, scratchy voice* One more time, we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop dancing!!!!!!!
Seymour: Dude... What the hell is a 'fanfiction.net'? What's a Tifa Lockhart? And what is this 'Final Fantasy X' that they speak of?
Kimahri: *talking into his phone* What? You want me to audition for "Final Fantasy VII: PS2 Edition"? And you say Red XIII died and I have to take his place? I'm there!!! *hangs up*
Kimahri is about to run out of the cabin, but Jecht stops him.
Jecht: Stop this freakiness! What are you all doing?!
Auron drops his porn mag and Seymour looks away from his computer. But Wakka continues singing.
Wakka: *now also dancing O.o* Oh yeah, don't stop dancing!!!!!!
Jecht unplugs the stereo.
Wakka: One more time-- *realizes that the music is over* Uh… Ya?
Jecht: O.o We're ready to begin the next event.
Everyone magically appears in front of a Blitzball sphere.
Jecht: You're all gonna shoot blitzballs at each other for no reason.
Wakka: Cool, Blitzball! I can do this!
Jecht: Okay everyone, get into the sphere!
Lulu: What?! With our clothes on?!
Jecht: No, you're all gonna be naked.
Lulu: Oh, okay.
Jecht: O.O Actually, I was being sarcastic.
Everyone gets into the Blitzball sphere. A million blitzballs appear everywhere. Wakka manages to catch a million while everyone else gets whacked in their faces.
Lulu: *ignoring the blitzballs bombarding her* My dress is flying up!!!
Seymour, Auron, and Kimahri: *staring at Lulu's flying dress* O.O
Wakka: *notices everyone staring at Lulu* Hey, ya?! She's my woman!
Wakka throws a bunch of blitzballs at Seymour, Auron, and Kimahri, knocking them down.
Lulu: I'm not your frikkin' woman! Didn't I already make this clear in those other fanfics?!
Wakka: But…
Lulu: I'm leaving!
Lulu gets out of the Blitzball sphere. The only people left are Wakka and Rikku.
Jecht: Everyone's been eliminated by Wakka. So he and Rikku are left. Knock the crap outta each other!
Wakka picks up a blitzball.
Wakka: Ya, this will be so easy!
Rikku, meanwhile, is preparing to launch a blitzball that she filled with grenades at Wakka. Jecht notices this.
Jecht: Uh… I think we'd better get Seymour, Auron, and Kimahri out of the sphere…
A crane comes out of nowhere and pulls the four out of the sphere. They suddenly all turn concious again and look over at Rikku and Wakka.
Wakka: Prepare to be—
Suddenly, Rikku throws the grenade-filled blitzball. The whole sphere blows up and water is suddenly everywhere. Rikku manages to run out to where the others are standing.
Lulu: You killed Wakka!!!
Rikku: *sweatdrop* Um… Oops…
Lulu: Good job!!!
Rikku: Huh?
Lulu: We all hate him.
Seymour: Yeah! Now I don't have anyone to rival my hair! *pats head and suddenly remembers that he's bald* Uh…yeah.
Everyone except Jecht, who's looking for Wakka in the broken sphere, starts to clap.
Jecht: Hey! I found him!!!
Everyone stops clapping. Jecht walks out of the ruins, dragging Wakka on the ground behind him.
Jecht: I think he's alive. Someone will have to give him CPR.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: It's not that hard! Watch, I'll show you.
Jecht gives Wakka mouth-to-mouth. o.O
Everyone: O.o
Jecht: There! Now who wants to do it for real?
Everyone: o.O
Jecht: What?
Everyone: O.o
Jecht: …Oh, @#$%. *wipes mouth*
Wakka: I'm alive, ya?!
Eveyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: Well, I guess it's time to determine who leaves today. You might think it's Wakka cause he got blown up by Rikku…
Wakka: *starts crying* No! Please don't make me leave!!
Jecht: …But it's gonna be Yuna cause she didn't come to the event.
Seymour: I'll go tell her!
Seymour runs into the women's cabin, which is nearby. Everyone hears Seymour tell Yuna that she has to leave the camp. Then Yuna is heard screaming. Finally, everyone sees Seymour flying out of the cabin and straight into a pile of mud.
Jecht: Uh… Where the hell did Wakka get the lyrics to 'One More Time'? Why does Wakka still think that Lulu is 'his woman'?
Wakka: Why do all these questions have to do with me?!
Jecht: Erm… Find out in the next chapter! Well actually, you'll never find out. But read Ch. 3 anyway.
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Thanks again for reviewing everyone, please continue, and remember to vote on who should leave! As you see, I took Siren's vote into consideration and found a way to get rid of Yuna. Thanks for voting, Siren! ^_^
Once again, I didn't purposely bash any characters. It's just to get people voted off and stuff like that. If you've read my bio for some strange reason, you know that I love every FF character. *tries to hug an Aeris doll* Yes… Every single character… *eyes twitch*