Happy Graduation

by Mr. Demon Lawyer

In an Alternate Universe, the cast of DR1, SDR2 and DRV3 are about to graduate together from Hope's Peak, but things take a turn for the worse when they're all forced to participate in a killing game. Published first in my ao3 account: archiveofourown (dot) org/works/16299575/chapters/38122652

4. Chapter 3: GWDiCtD

Chapter 3: Guess Whose Despair is Coming to Dinner

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Day:March 24 th Time:10:05 AM Location: School-Classroom A

Kirumi had arranged several tables together to improvise a bigger one. The Ultimate Maid, Kiyotaka, Asahina, Ogami, Tsumugi, Angie, Rantaro, Keebo, Tenko, Hinata, Yamada, Hagakure, Gonta, Mahiru and the Ultimate Imposter were sitting around it.

''I didn't expect so many people here.'' The robot commented.

''Indeed.'' Ishimaru nodded. ''I'm pleasantly surprised. Especially by Hifumi and Yasuhiro. I never expected the two of you to be so responsible.''

''It's obvious why those degenerate males are here.'' Tenko glared at them, who were sitting next to Tsumugi and Angie, respectively.

''Regardless, this is undeniably a good thing.'' Kirumi put a hand to her chin. ''With over a third of us here, nobody can question the legitimacy of our authority.''

''But what exactly are we going to do?'' Hajime asked.

''First things first, we'll need a leader.'' Togami adjusted his glasses. ''Clearly, I'm the best candidate. As the Ultimate Affluent Progeny, I was born to rule those below me!''

''Atua disagrees.'' Angie said as she played with her brush.

''You aren't even the real Byakuya.'' Hifumi pointed out.

''Well, it's Taka and Tojo that organized this whole thing, right?'' Hina shrugged. ''If someone has to be in charge, it should be them, right?''

''I'm just here to serve.'' Tojo bowed.

''Then Ishimaru president?'' Gonta tilted his head.

''Let's vote.'' Mahiru raised her hand. ''Who's in favor of Ishimaru for president of the student council?''

Everyone else raised their hands except Angie and Byakuya. The Ultimate Artist elbowed Hiro in the stomach and he lowered his as well.

''12-3.'' Sakura crossed her arms. ''Kiyotaka Ishimaru is now the President of the Student Council.''

''I'm honored!'' Taka bowed his head with so much energy that he hit the table and got a small wound in the forehead. ''I promise to do my best to do justice to this honorable position!''

''I'm regretting it already.'' Yamada grimaced.

''Kirumi, will you be my vice-president!?'' The Ultimate Moral Compass turned his head to her.

''As I said, I'm here to serve.'' She replied with a smile.

''Now then, what should be the first item in our agenda?'' Taka put his fist to his chin.

''Dude, aren't you gonna do something about that?'' Hiro pointed to his bleeding forehead.

''It's fine.'' Ishimaru replied.

''It's NOT fine.'' The Ultimate Photographer got up. ''What are we going to do if our president collapses in the middle of our first reunion?'' She sighed. ''Why are men always so stubborn?''

''It's in their nature of degenerate males.'' Chabashira pouted.

Koizumi walked towards Taka, then pulled out a cloth and some alcohol from her bag. She wet the cloth with the alcohol and pressed it against his forehead. ''I'm no Mikan, but this is just basic first-aid.'' She said judgmentally. ''I have some band-aids for when the bleeding stops, too. I can't believe I'm the only one ready for this kind of thing. Shame on you.''

''If I may, I'd like us to go back to discussing more pressing matters.'' The Ultimate Imposter said with his arms crossed. ''Right now, I believe our prime concern should be Mukuro Ikusaba.''

''I agree.'' Ogami nodded. ''She's left the hotel. And with Junko gone, I don't know what she'll do.''

''Leave her to me.'' Amami smirked and pointed to himself. ''I'll make sure she doesn't cause trouble.''

''And how exactly do you intend to do so?'' Keebo asked.

''Never underestimate an adventurer like me.'' Rantaro crossed his arms. ''I have lots of tricks up my sleeve that have helped me get out of the craziest situations. You wouldn't believe some of the crap I've pulled. There was this one time...''

''Nobody cares!'' Yonaga said with a wide smile.

''I kinda wanted to hear it...'' Shirogane muttered.

''Then it's decided.'' Taka slammed the table. ''Mr. Amami will be in charge of Mukuro for now.''

''She's not a pet, you know.'' Hina pouted.

''What's the next item on the list, Kirumi?''Ishimaru asked.

''There's no such list, Mr. President.'' The maid held her hands together. ''However, Tsumiki informed me yesterday that she intends to get rid of all the poison in the clinic. She requested some help for said task.''

''I'm sure there will be plenty of people ready to help with that.'' Hajime said. ''All we need to do is ask everyone.''

''What next?'' Gokuhara asked.

''Is this thing going to go on for a lot longer?'' Yasuhiro complained. ''I'm kinda bored.''

''Please don't embarrass Atua.'' Angie grabbed her mallet.

''I think this should suffice by now.'' Kirumi said. ''We don't want to overstep. Our classmates won't take it well if we invade their boundaries without justification. We need to earn their trust before we try imposing any rules. Am I wrong, Mr. President?''

''No.'' Taka shook his head. ''I couldn't have said it better myself.''

''You bet you couldn't have.'' Mahiru muttered as she put a band-aid over the wound on his head.

''I guess that's all then. We'll meet again tomorrow.'' Ishimaru slammed the table. ''The council is adjourned!''

---

Day:March 24 th Time:1:10 PM Location: Theater-Auditorium

In the scenario, Sayaka was singing, Ibuki was playing the guitar and Leon the drums.

''We sound terrible.'' Maizono sighed after they finished. ''Leon can barely play, Ibuki keeps improvising and I'm honestly pretty out of it. I can't bring myself to do my best after all that's happened.''

''Geez, no need to be so savage.'' Leon scratched the back of his head. ''I'm learning, okay?''

''The most important thing is we put our soul into it.'' Mioda yelled in tears. ''Ibuki is really sad about Peko and Fuyuhiko, that's why I change to a sadder tune.''

''You can't just show all your emotions like that.'' Sayaka put her hand to her mouth. ''No matter what happens, always look pure and gleeful. At least that's what I've been taught. For us idols, our image is as important as our music. Probably more, actually.''

''Oh no, we have totally different visions!'' Ibuki clenched her teeth. ''This group is dooooooooooomed. ''

''What group?'' The Ultimate Pop Sensation raised an eyebrow. ''I already have a group, you know. I hope you didn't think...''

''Even if our careers go separate ways, we'll always be friends, right?'' Ibuki passed her arms over Leon's and Sayaka's necks. ''Group hug!''

''I-I guess.'' Maizono muttered.

''Don't worry, Ibuki.'' Kuwata said as he reciprocated the hug. ''I'll always stick with you, no matter what.''

''Thanks, Leon!'' Mioda shouted. ''You're lame, but nice!''

''Well, maybe not.'' Leon muttered.

---

Day:March 24 th Time:4:15 PM Location: West Area-River

Mukuro left her folded clothes on the ground and jumped into the water. Washing herself in the river wasn't as comfortable as the showers in the hotel, but she had swam naked in way more disgusting waters.

She heard a splash and noticed something moving. When it got closer, she realized it was Amami, swimming towards her. Rantaro seemed pretty skinny in his clothes, but looking at him without a shirt, he was quite well-built. She should have expected it. He was the Ultimate Adventurer, after all.

''What are you doing here!?'' Mukuro asked with more annoyance than embarrassment.'' In war, you couldn't waste time trying to cover your dirty bits.

''What's the problem?'' Amami moved next to her. ''I just felt like swimming a little. Gotta exercise, you know.''

''Does it have to be here and now?'' The Ultimate Soldier glared at him. ''I was here first.''

''Do you own this river or something?'' The Ultimate Adventurer shrugged. Mukuro noticed he was completely naked. Quite well-built indeed. ''I don't see your name on it.''

''Do whatever you want.'' Ikusaba started to walk away. ''I'll go somewhere else. I want to be alone.''

''Wait.'' Rantaro put a hand on her shoulder. ''Is that really what you want?''

''Of course.'' She huffed. ''That's why I left the hotel.''

''Did you really do that because you want, or was it just what you thought you should do?'' Amami put his hand to his chin.

''Is there any difference?'' Mukuro tilted her head.

''Duh.'' Rantaro smirked. ''Do you know why I became an adventurer? It's because I like to follow my heart instead of my brain.''

Suddenly, he grabbed her by the waist and pressed his lips against hers. Well-built or not, Mukuro was far stronger than him. She could have punched him and broken every bone in his body. She should have punched him and broken every bone on his body. But for some reason she didn't. She wasn't sure why.

After about five minutes, she pushed him back. ''What the hell are you doing!?'' She yelled. She was huffing and puffing and her heart was racing, even if she hadn't moved at all. It also felt very hot all of a sudden, enough to make her sweat. And she felt a little dizzy. What was that? It reminded her of the excitement she only felt in the middle of a battlefield. ''What have you done to me!?''

''C'mon, it was just a kiss.'' The Ultimate Adventure shrugged. ''Don't act like it's magic or something.''

''So I'm feeling like this because of the kiss?'' Mukuro said between pants. ''No wonder people like to kiss.''

''Seriously?'' Rantaro laughed. ''That was your first kiss? In that case, I could show you a lot more. But I guess you wanna go back to lonely self-loathing, so I'll go.'' He started to swim away.

''Wait!'' Ikusaba yelled. ''Why did you kiss me!?''

''I'm the Ultimate Adventurer.'' Amami turned around. ''I like the wild. Wild animals, wild environments...and wild women.''

''So you like me because of how I am?'' Mukuro bit her lip. ''Junko used to say that no man would ever like a girl like me.''

''Well, she couldn't be more wrong.'' Rantaro smirked.

''Show me!'' Mukuro jumped on him, her eyes slightly teary. ''Show me how wrong she was!''

---

Day:March 24 th Time:7:20 PM Location: Clinic-Storeroom

There were more people there than Mikan had expected. Nagito, Hajime, Nekomaru, Naegi, Kaito, Maki, Gokuhara, Ogami and Keebo had all come to help her get rid of the poison.

''You weren't kidding!'' Nekomaru yelled. ''There's a shit-ton of poison here!''

''Technically speaking, everything can be poison. '' The Ultimate Nurse muttered as she played with her fingers. ''It's the dose that kills. But this place is full of bottles labeled 'poison' and it even says that they're meant to kill! It doesn't say anything about the actual composition, but...''

''Considering everything else, we should assume they're as dangerous as they seem.'' Sakura crossed her arms. ''You've made a good call, Tsumiki. We have to get rid of all this.''

''There's all kinds of poisons here.'' Maki said as she held two bottles in her hand. ''Slow-acting, instant, for a swift death or an agonizing one...I guess it's up to the would-be killer.''

''Sometimes you scare me, Maki Roll.'' Momota said with a grimace.

''You should fear me always, fool.'' The child caregiver glared at him.

''Then I wouldn't have convinced you to come here and help.'' He gave her a thumb up.

''I admit I probably wouldn't be here without your pestering. '' She sighed. ''It might as well be a torture technique to get people to do you want.''

''So what do we do with them?'' Hajime asked. ''Do we just throw them into the sea or...?''

''Noooooooooooo!'' Gonta yelled. ''No poison nature!''

''Please remember we are in a virtual world, Gonta.'' Keebo said. ''Nothing we do can actually harm anything except our fellow students.''

''The fact that this is virtual world is why we can't just dump everything into the sea.'' Nagito shrugged. ''How do we know they won't pop up at the beach instantly? Monokuma controls everything, right?''

''What's the plan, then?'' Kaito asked.

''Byakuya offered his room to keep all the poison locked inside.'' Tsumiki explained.

''But then he'd still have access to the poison!'' Keebo shouted in shock.

''But he'd be the only one. '' Maki said. ''Which would make him an instant suspect in any poisoning incident. ''

''Yeah, Byakuya is smart. '' Hinata nodded. ''I can't imagine him killing anyone, but even if he did, he wouldn't be so obvious about it.''

''This is still a big risk for him. '' Makoto scratched his face in thought. ''I can't imagine Byakuya being so generous.''

''Oh, I'm talking about our Byakuya, not your Byakuya.'' Mikan smiled. ''He's really, really nice.''

''Oh, the fat one!'' Kaito laughed. ''That makes more sense.''

''Don't call him that.'' Tsumiki pouted.

''What are we waiting for, then!?'' Nidai shouted. ''Let's get started!''

---

Day:March 24 th Time:11:25 PM Location:Movie Theater-Theater #2

The credits of the third part of 'The Human Centipede were rolling on the screen. The room was completely empty except for the Ultimate Princess and the Ultimate Anthropologist.

''Once again, you surprise me.'' Kiyo caressed his face. ''Most would say watching this type of thing after the terrible fates of our classmates is distasteful.''

''Oh, it is beyond distasteful.'' Sonia sighed. ''But regardless of their subject matter, everything we have watched here are still only movies. In this past few days I have realized that actual death and carnage have nothing to do with movies, regardless of their realism. It might sound obvious, but the feelings they cause within my heart are completely different.'' She teared up a little. ''That is why I am starting to despise myself.''

''How so?'' Shinguji asked

''I have a certain unsavory fascination, so to speak.'' Sonia grabbed her arm. ''To put it bluntly, I enjoy reading about the exploits of serial killers.''

''Oh?'' Korekiyo tilted his head.

''Watching horror movies to experience the most disturbing of events is one thing.'' Sonia stared at the floor. ''But using real tragedies as a source of knowledge or even enjoyment...that is disgusting. I know now that I have felt the reality of it. Yet I have done it more times than I can count. Even now, I cannot help but feel curious about what motivations made Enoshima put us in this situation and how different her values must be. Gundham might call himself a villain, but I am the truly evil one.''

''There's no such thing as evil.'' Kiyo raised his finger. ''All aspects of humanity are equally beautiful, even the darkest ones. Do you remember all the exhibits in the museum? All those things are based on reality. That thought might be disturbing, but there's much to learn from them regardless. I can show in detail if you wish to accompany me for a tour.''

''I will.'' Sonia said with a sad smile. ''It might not sit well with my own sense of morality, but that type of suggestion still sounds appealing to me. Maybe I must accept this is how I am.''

''You're quite the interesting woman, princess.'' Shinguji smiled.

---

Day:March 25 th Time:2:30 AM Location:North Area-Cliffs

Miu and Teruteru were lying naked on the ground, looking at the sky.

''You were right.'' Iruma said between pants. ''Doing it in the wild is uncomfortable as shit, but it feels fucking great.''

''I told you I had plenty of experience.'' Hanamura smirked. ''The trick is hitting on everyone you see until someone does whatever you want to do. It works better than it sounds.''

Suddenly, Soda appeared out of the bushes, carrying a flashlight.

''Holy fucking shit!'' The inventor yelled. ''That scared the crap out of me! What the hell are you doing here so late, Sod-A!?''

''I was just going for a walk!'' Kazuichi shouted back. ''I can't sleep. I should be the one asking what the fuck is going on here!''

''It should be obvious what the FUCK is going on here.'' Miu sneered. ''Oh, right, I forgot you're a virgin.''

''That's confidential!'' Soda blushed.

''Weren't you also...?'' Hanamura started to say.

''Shut up.'' Iruma blushed. ''Anyway, go jerk off somewhere else. Unless you're up for a threesome...'' She winked.

''A WHAT!?'' Soda yelled with his eyes wide open.

''Hmmm...that sounds good.'' Teruteru smiled. ''I'm getting excited.''

''C'mon, let's do it.'' Miu pointed to herself. ''You ain't getting another chance to touch this.''

Kazuichi stared at Miu's naked body for a while, then he looked at Teruteru's equally naked body and started to shake his head. ''Nope.'' He said as he slowly walked away. ''Just...just no.''

''Oh well.'' The Ultimate Cook shrugged. ''Your loss.''

---

Day:March 25 th Time:8:35 AM Location:Town Hall-Secretary's Office

When Byakuya entered the room, Kirumi was sitting at the desk and Kyoko and Saihara were standing in front of her.

''I thought this was a private reunion.'' The Ultimate Affluent Progeny said as he crossed his arms.

''It is.'' The Ultimate Maid nodded. ''I've called you three because I trust you to be both wise and discreet.''

''You think too highly of me.'' Shuichi scratched his head.

''What do you want from us?'' Kirigiri asked.

''Advice.'' Tojo stood up. ''I'd like you to give me some suggestions that I can in turn bring up in the Council meeting.''

''So you're trying to create your own little shadow government.'' Togami smirked. ''You want us to make the decisions here and then pretend that Taka and all the other idiots are in charge.''

''Why must you always make it everything sound so ugly?'' Kirumi glared at him. ''Kiyotaka is a diligent, sincere young man. I have no desire to undermine his authority as President.''

''I guess if all she wanted was to secretly control everything while avoiding attention, she wouldn't have called us in the first place.'' Kyoko put her hand to her chin.

''That's right.'' Shuichi nodded. ''I know you just want the best for everyone. How can we help?''

''Just tell me what you think is the best for everyone.'' Kirumi bowed. ''And I'll try to make it happen to the best of my abilities.''

''The prime concern should be Mukuro.'' Byakuya adjusted his glasses.

''We are aware.'' Kirumi smiled. ''And working on it. However we shouldn't assume she's the only danger on the island.''

''A murder requires means, motive and opportunity.'' Kirigiri explained. ''The problem is we don't know each other well enough to consider motives, the island is full of means, and we're too many to prevent opportunity.''

''Then the best course of action would be to stick together as much as possible.'' Shuichi put a hand on his face. ''That way we'll learn more about each other and there won't be an opportunity. I don't know how you'd convince everyone of that, though.''

''Leave that to the Council.'' Kirumi said with a bow. ''I'm sure we'll think of something.''

---

Day:March 25 th Time:2:40 PM Location:Despairville-Main Street

Gonta was on his way back to the hotel after having lunch when he came across Saionji, who was kneeling down in the middle of the street. Kokichi was next to her leaning on a wall.

''What you doing, little dancing girl?'' He asked.

''Crushing ants.'' Hiyoko smirked.

''What!?'' Gokuhara yelled. ''No! No harm bugs! Stop!''

''I don't wanna.'' She pouted. ''It's fun.''

''Gonta want to protect bug friends!'' The entomologist cried. ''But gentleman not hurt little girls! What to do!?''

''Being a good guy is such a pain in the ass, isn't it?'' Oma laughed. ''You should try evil, it's much easier and pays better.''

''Indeed.'' A voice said. Suddenly, Gundham jumped out of an alley. ''I've decided to become the Master of every creature on this island. And now you dare attack my demonic legion? You shall now see the terror of the Four Dark Devas of Destruction. Go, Maga-Z, Cham-P!''

A big orange hamster jumped out of his clothes and bit Hiyoko's ass, while a gray one went for Oma's finger.

''Aaaaaaaah!'' Saionji started crying and ran away. ''You'll pay for this!''

''I concede...for now.'' Kokichi walked away without getting his gaze away from Gundham.

The breeder turned to Gonta. ''You have a strong body, but a soft heart.'' He said. ''That could cost you many battles. But fear not! For you have tried to defend my infernal army, and now I acknowledge you! If you ever need me, you may summon me with this chant: 'Come forth, Supreme Overlord of Ice!'. Can you remember it?''

''Too hard.'' Gokuhara shook his head. ''If Gonta wants help, I'll call nice hamster guy.''

''C-can't you at least try something more epic to fit my grandiosity?'' Gundham wrapped himself in his scarf.

---

Day:March 25 th Time:5:45 PM Location:Spa-Sauna

Ryoma entered the sauna, closed the door behind him, sat on a bench and let out a long sigh.

''Trying to chill out?'' A female voice asked.

Ryoma looked to the side and realized Owari was there, completely naked. He somehow had missed her with all the steam. ''How come you aren't wearing a towel?'' He asked.

''Was I supposed to?'' the gymnast tilted her head. ''Isn't the point of this thing to absorb water vapor into your body or whatever?''

''But anyone can come here and see you.'' Hoshi said as he put his candy in his mouth.

''So what?'' Akane shrugged. ''I have nothing to hide.''

''Well, you do you. If you can relax like that...'' The tennis pro closed his eyes. ''I'd say I'm a pretty tough guy, but these days have been really rough.''

''You bet.'' Akane pouted. ''I'm pissed at everything. This ain't helping either. Standing still so long is just annoying.''

''I see.'' Ryoma nodded. ''So you're the type that needs to always be doing something. We can play some tennis later if you want.''

''Screw later.'' Owari smirked. ''Let's get some stress out right now!''

---

Day:March 25 th Time:6:50 PM Location:Hotel-Lobby

Tsumugi, Celeste, Nagito and Hifumi were playing pairs on a table.

''I feel a little thirsty.'' The Ultimate Gambler commented.

''I can get something from the minibar.'' Komaeda stood up. ''If you don't mind someone like me handling your drinks.''

''Red wine, please.'' Celestia said with a smile. ''I must say, Nagito, I find your extreme humility and accommodating attitude quite appealing. You're already C-rank, but if you keep it up, you might raise all the way up.''

''Not fair!'' Yamada pouted. ''I let you walk over me all the time, but I'm still D-rank!''

''I'm afraid you don't meet the minimum aesthetic requirements to be my knight.'' Ludenbergh laughed. ''Besides, if it wasn't for your use as a punching bag, you'd be E-rank.''

''What does E-rank mean?'' Tsumugi asked.

''It means that his existence is tolerable, but irritating.'' Celeste explained. ''It's for people that I actively dislike, but don't necessarily want dead. No need to hire assassins.''

''That's a little creepy...'' Shirogane said with a grimace.

In a nearby couch, Ishimaru, Mahiru, Hajime and the Ultimate Imposter were arguing. The Student Council had failed to decide a way to get everyone together.

''Why don't we just call a meeting to review all the rules!?'' Taka yelled with his fist clenched.

''Nobody is gonna come to something like that...'' Hinata sighed.

''They'll come if I command them!'' Togami crossed his arms.

''Sorry to break it to you, but you don't have as much influence as you think.'' Koizumi deadpanned.

''Why don't you just throw a party?'' Nagito suggested while he pulled a bottle from the refrigerator. ''Maybe that's what we need to cheer up everyone.''

''A feast, huh?'' Byakuya pushed up his glasses. ''That's a great idea, actually. How come we didn't think of that?''

''I guess we're just not party people.'' Tsumugi laughed. ''As expected of the Student Council!''

''Why are you saying it like it's an achievement!?'' Hifumi shouted.

---

Day:March 25 th Time:7:55 PM Location:Spa-Hallway

Angie and Yasuhiro walked towards the sauna covered only in towels.

''The Student Council is full of sinners!'' Yonaga yelled. ''Why didn't they want to hold a ritual for Atua, Hiro? That would have gathered everyone!''

''Beats me.'' Hagakure shrugged.

Suddenly, Hoshi came out of the sauna, naked and panting, but still with that inexpressive face of his and the candy on his mouth. ''This was a terrible idea.'' He said. ''We should have at least turned it off. We could have died there.''

''Nah.'' Owari came out after him, also naked and sweating. ''Maybe for people in worse shape it's dangerous. But if we couldn't handle something like this, we'd have no right to call ourselves athletes.''

''You're certainly something else.'' Ryoma muttered.

''What the hell!?'' Hiro asked in shock. ''What kind of sexy party were you two having in there!?''

''Great idea, Yasuhiro!'' Angie clasped her hands. ''We'll throw a party for Atua! I can't wait to tell the council the good news!''

''Hell yeah!'' Hagakure hit his chest proudly. ''I knew I was smart! My mind is just too active for its own good! But we're still going to go the sauna, right?''

---

Day:March 26 th Time:12:00 PM Location:Museum-Painting's Exhibit

''And in this picture we can see a woman being tortured with a Breast Ripper.'' Korekiyo explained. ''This device, also known as the Iron Spider, was used to punish women accused of adultery or abortion. Its four claws were heated and then used to slowly tear off their breasts. Quite cruel.''

''Eeeeeeeeeek!'' Mikan screamed and put a hand to her chest.

''That's creepy as shit, man.'' Kaito said with a grimace. ''If you keep telling us stuff like this, I won't be able to sleep tonight.''

''Weren't you the one who insisted in doing this?'' Maki sighed. ''If you don't have the stomach for it, what's the point?''

''I dunno.'' Kaito scratched his head. ''I just saw Kiyo explaining stuff to the princess girl and thought 'hey, free guided museum visit!'.''

''But what if they wanted to be alone?'' Tsumiki played with her fingers. ''Maybe they were on a date or something. I-It's a little rude to just follow them around like this.''

''That's rich coming from you.'' Harukawa muttered. ''You've been following this idiot around for days.''

''Jealous, Maki Roll?'' Momota smirked.

''No.'' The child caregiver deadpanned.

''Do not worry.'' Sonia smiled. ''I am here just to learn. Your knowledge is tremendously impressive, Korekiyo.''

''You honor me with your praise, Sonia.'' The anthropologist hugged himself. ''I'm but a humble man that traveled the world to learn. Just the year before entering Hope's Peak Academy, I visited Vienna, Melbourne, Vladivostok, Hong Kong, Toronto, Tehran, Delhi, Giza, Abuja, Buenos Aires, New Orleans, Havana, Dubai, Samarkand and Rome.''

''Woah.'' Kaito said. ''That's a lot. I might not even beat that when I go to space.''

''I, too, have traveled much because of my position.'' Sonia said. ''However, the things I have learned over the years pale in comparison to your expertise.''

''What can I say?'' Shinguji raised his finger. ''Studying is an important part of my talent.''

Suddenly, they started hearing Kirumi's voice.

''Please, I beg your attention.'' She said through the speakers. ''This is Kirumi Tojo, speaking in the name of the newly-formed Student Council. We have decided that in order to increase the unity of the group, and therefore our chance of survival, the best course of action is to hold a reception tonight for dinner. We urgently request that everyone attends. If someone doesn't, we'll have no choice but to be suspicious of their actions. The official starting time is 9:00 PM. Anyone interested in assisting with the preparations may contact me as soon as possible.''

---

Day:March 26 th Time:4:30 PM Location:Restaurant-Kitchen

Teruteru, Kaede, Nagito, Kirumi, Mahiru, Hina, Rantaro, Korekiyo, Hifumi and Tsumugi were all preparing food for the party.

''You two are more skilled at this than I thought.'' The Ultimate Maid commented.

''I consider gastronomy a part of anthropology. '' Kiyo hugged himself. ''Therefore, I make a point to study the local flavors wherever I visit. I'm often surprised by their beauty.''

''When you go into the wild, you better know how to make your own meals.'' Amami smirked.

''But is this really alright?'' Aoi pouted. ''Korekiyo is only cooking weird foreign food and all Rantaro makes are tiny survivor rations. Where are the donuts?''

''What a plebeian taste you have, Miss Asahina.'' Hanamura shook his head. ''It's a good thing you have big boobs to stand out.''

''Excuse you!'' Mahiru slapped him.

''Asahina has a point.'' Shirogane raised a finger. ''Maybe we should make the food more plain, or we'll run the risk of people not even trying it.''

''Don't worry, my dear Meganekko.'' Teruteru said as he combed his hair. ''There will be food for every possible taste tonight. Virtually infinite variety! For I am Teruteru Hanamura, the Ultimate Chef! No flavor is beyond my grasp!''

''Meganekko?'' Komaeda raised an eyebrow. ''Have you been hanging out with Yamada? No hope can come from that.''

''I'm offended.'' Hifumi said as he stuffed his mouth with some cheese from a table.

''What do you think you're doing?'' Akamatsu put her hands on her hips and glared him. ''We're here to cook, not to eat.''

''Men are so irresponsible.'' Koizumi did the same.

''Please refrain from such behavior.'' Kirumi also glared at him. ''It has been quite hard to get the council to agree on this. I won't forgive anyone that ruins it.''

''Three on one?'' The cook got a nosebleed. ''I'm jealous.'' Mahiru stepped on his foot.

''Looks like we have a lot of strong women over here.'' Rantaro laughed.

''Have things really been that rough in the Council today?'' Nagito asked. ''It's just a party, right?''

''You can't even imagine how stupid things got.'' Mahiru sighed. ''Yonaga and Byakuya kept arguing about who had the idea of a party first. And saying how that obviously makes them the best candidates to lead the council.''

''Those two have been gunning for Ishimaru since the first day.'' Rantaro shrugged. ''They're still salty we didn't chose them.''

''And we couldn't agree in a theme for the party, either.'' The Ultimate Swimmer scratched her head. ''Everyone had a different idea of what the ideal party would be. In the end we had to settle for a normal dinner.''

''That was the best decision.'' Tojo put a hand to her chin. ''There's no reason anyone should refuse to attend a simple dinner.''

''It's going to be nice having everyone together outside that creepy debate chamber for once.'' Kaede smiled.

---

Day:March 26 th Time:9:45 PM Location:Restaurant-Dining Hall

Everyone was eating at seven tables arranged around the hall, each of them for six persons. They were numbered clock-wise.

The Ultimate Imposter, Mukuro, Rantaro, Maki, Kaito and Mikan were sitting around the first one, near the door.

''I can't believe you came, Mukuro!'' The astronaut shouted as he pointed to Amami. ''What the hell did this guy do to convince you?''

''I have my tricks.'' Rantaro smirked and started to it curry.

''A-anyways, it's good if we can all get along.'' Mikan said nervously. ''Please don't kill me!''

''Don't be afraid, Mikan!'' Kaito gave a thumbs up. ''If she's here, it means she wants to bury the hatchet! We should give her a chance.''

''Speak for yourself.'' Maki said coldly as she glared at the soldier. ''Don't think you can just swipe what you've done under the rug.''

''That didn't even cross my mind. '' Mukuro glared back at her. ''And I'm not going to say something cheesy like 'I'll try to make up for it'.'' Not like I ever could anyway. ''But I don't want to become an instant suspect every time something happens either. That's why I'm here.''

''Certainly, working together is always the best course of action.'' Byakuya said as he stuffed himself with meat on the bone. ''So I'd like to ask you a question. If I'm not wrong, you're very familiar with the weapons' exhibit in the museum. Can you tell me if you've noticed something missing there?''

''It's very smart of you to ask me.'' Mukuro replied as she cut a steak. ''I know each and every weapon there like the palm of my hand. It's impossible for anyone to take something away without me noticing. For now, it's only a dagger and a revolver.''

''F-for now!?'' Tsumiki screamed and chocked on her yogurt.

'''I figured everyone would pick up something.'' Ikusaba shrugged.

''And you just let it happen?'' Maki asked as she put a french fry in her mouth .

''I'm not a security guard.'' The soldier took a bite of her steak. ''And I can't blame anyone for trying to defend themselves.''

''How do you know it's for self-defense?'' Togami pushed up his glasses without stopping eating.

''When the situation comes to kill or be killed, any murder is self-defense.'' Mukuro explained. ''Every soldier tells themselves that. Not everyone has what it takes to think of themselves as a killer, no matter how many lives they take.''

''Pathetic.'' Harukawa muttered as she viciously carved a turkey.''Dead people can never come back. That's why...killing someone is something you can never take away. It's the worst crime a person can commit.''

''I know what I am.'' Ikusaba said. ''I've never really denied that to myself. But I also know that I'm way beyond what can be called normal. Most people...are not like me.''

''Jeez, man.'' Kaito scratched his head while he ate a burrito. ''I'm getting the creepiest vibes from this conversation.''

On table #2 there were Mondo, Ryoma, Nekomaru, Akane, Hina and Sakura.

''I've just had the greatest idea!'' The Ultimate Team Manager yelled. ''Why don't we all go the sauna together!?''

''That would be quite refreshing.'' Sakura smiled. She was holding Akane and Aoi down on their seats to prevent them from jumping on the table and starting a fight over the food. Since both of her hands were busy, Asahina was the one occasionally stopping her donut feast to feed her.

''I'm done with saunas.'' Hoshi glared at Akane while eating some soup. ''Forever.''

''Did something happen between you two?'' Owada raised an eyebrow.

''We just did some exercise together.'' Owari winked as she viciously devoured a chicken thigh.

''Oh, for fuck's sake.'' Mondo rolled his eyes and took a bite out of his grilled meat. ''Seriously? I'm starting to think you might have a goddamn problem. Besides that one, I mean.'' He pointed to the massive pile of finished dishes next to Akane.

''Just let her be.'' Hina ate a donut and spoon-fed some oats to Sakura. ''She's always doing whatever she feels like without thinking. But that's just how she is, right? We shouldn't try to hold her down.''

''Does that mean I can eat your donuts?'' Akane asked.

''Not unless you want to be the next victim.'' The Ultimate Swimmer said with a sweet smile.

Sayaka, Makoto, Ibuki, Leon, Mahiru and Gonta were around the third table.

''Hey, Naegi.'' Ibuki said as she slurped some ramen. ''Is there anyone you have your eye on?''

Makoto spat out the coke he was drinking. ''W-why are you asking that all of a sudden?''

''Dunno.'' Mioda shrugged. ''Ibuki is just trying to start a conversation here. As a musician, silence is my mortal enemy!''

''Well, I think that kind of thing should be kept private.'' The Ultimate Lucky Student scratched his head with embarrassment.

''That's a no, right!?'' The musician stuck out her tongue. ''Then I recommend my girl Sayaka over here! As long as you swing that way, of course. As you can see, she's super-duper hot, but she's even better with no clothes on. And boy does she know what she's doing...'' Maizono almost choked on a piece of cake and gave Ibuki a death glare. ''...Or so I've heard.''

''H-heard where?'' Makoto stuttered.

''Hmmm...'' Mioda looked around the table. ''From...Leon. Yeah, Leon told Ibuki.'' The baseball player dropped the sandwich he was eating.

''What!?'' Naegi's eyes went wide open. ''Is that true, Leon? You and a Sayaka...''

Leon took a look at the pop star, who was completely red and energetically shaking her head. ''O-of course not.'' He said. ''Ibuki is just kidding. She loves to mess around like that. Ha, ha.''

''Y-yeah.'' Sayaka nodded with tears in her eyes. ''Don't take anything she says seriously. Ever.''

''Are you alright, Maizono?'' Mahiru asked while drinking tea. ''You look like you're having a heart attack. Need an anxiolytic?''

''Gonta not understand this conversation.'' Gokuhara said as he ate his salad.

''Huh?'' Ibuki tilted her head. ''Did your parents never give you the talk?''

''Gonta was raised by wolves.'' The entomologist explained. ''They very private.''

''That's so cool!'' Mioda clenched her fists in excitement. ''Well, no worries! Gonta likes creepy-crawlies, right? Then Ibuki will explain with bees!''

''This is a terrible idea.'' Leon muttered.

Byakuya, Kirumi, Sonia, Korekiyo, Taka and Kyoko were sitting around table #4

''It looks like our plan was a complete success!'' Ishimaru clenched his fist.

''Indeed.'' The Ultimate Maid smiled. ''Full attendance.''

''I will admit I never expected your little council to command this much influence.'' Togami said as he savored white truffles in a sauce of foie gras and caviar.

''Here's a toast for the student council!'' Kiyo raised a glass of kumis.

''You have been quite quiet, Kirigiri.'' The princess commented after elegantly swallowing the last bit of her lobster. ''Do you not wish to join our conversation?''

Kyoko raised her head from the lamb stew she was eating. ''No.'' She replied coldly.

''Too bad.'' Shinguji hugged himself. ''Parties are an ancestral part of human culture, but, alas, it seems this table is full of those who lack socializing spirit.''

''Now that you mention it, I normally don't talk much at this type of events because nobody can keep up with my intellect.'' The Ultimate Affluent Progeny pushed up his glasses. ''However, some of you might at least understand half of what I have to say. Shall we have the most intelligent conversation in the room?''

''That is unexpectedly nice coming from you.'' Tojo said as she put a spoonful of gruel in her mouth. ''Have you been drinking something with alcohol?''

''I beg you to not test my patience, Kirumi.'' He glared at her.

Teruteru, Miu, Kazuichi, Celeste, Oma and Hiyoko were at the fifth table.

Hiyoko was throwing bread at Iruma's cleavage.

Miu spat the sausage she was eating. ''What the fuck are you doing, you little loli bitch!?'' She shouted. ''Do you have a problem with my tits ?!''

''They're an eyesore.'' Saionji pouted. ''Go strap them to a milking machine, you hucow!''

''I-is there one on the island?'' The inventor blushed.

''I'll search for one later.'' Hanamura nosebled all over his pudding.

''Aren't you always complaining that you don't have your big knockers in this world?'' Oma asked with a smirk as he bit an apple.

''My boobies are the perfect size.'' The dancer frowned. ''Not like this slut's disgusting cow udders.''

''Was there really that much of a difference?'' Soda asked while eating a burger.

''Over ten centimeters according to my research.'' Teruteru said while combing his hair. ''99 vs 88.''

''Wait.'' Hiyoko muttered. ''What research?''

''Woah!'' Kazuichi put a hand to his mouth. ''You really are stacked, Miu.''

''You bet!'' The inventor winked and gave a thumb up.

''Indeed.'' Teruteru said with a nosebleed. ''The only other lady on this island that comes even close is Akane with 93 cm. After her there's Ms. Akamatsu at 90 cm and Mikan with 89. Then there's Chiaki, Ms. Asahina and Ms. Chabashira, who all match Hiyoko's 88. Of course, all of them are nothing compared to Ms. Ogami and her 130 cms...''

''Seriously, where are you getting this information from?'' Saionji asked with a grimace.

Celeste stopped eating her risotto. ''Shut. Up.'' She said with a death glare. ''Every single one of you is walking on thin ice. I just know if you keep talking, you will all end up in F-rank.'' Why did I sit at this table!?

''I think she's bothered because she's flat.'' Kokichi crossed his arms behind his head.

''No.'' The gambler laced her fingers. ''I'm bothered because I'm surrounded by disgusting people.''

''Who cares about these idiots anyway?'' Oma shrugged. ''This is about you and me.''

''I'm afraid I don't follow.'' Ludenbergh tilted her head.

''People call you the queen of liars, don't they?'' The supreme leader asked with an evil smile. ''I'm gonna take that title away from you.''

''And how do you plan on doing so, may I ask?'' She smiled.

''Simple.'' Kokichi laughed. ''We're already in a game with our lives at stake. And don't fool yourself. Only the best liars have a chance of making it to the end.''

''You may be onto something there.'' She said. ''You little shit.'' She added under her breath.

Kaede, Shuichi, Nagito, Hajime, Chiaki and Keebo were sitting around table #6

The Ultimate Robot was staring at Hinata while he ate some sushi.

''Japanese food really is the best.'' He commented with a hint of excitement in his voice.

''D-do you want some?'' Hajime offered with a grimace.

''Keebo can't eat.'' Saihara explained. ''But he enjoys watching people eat food. Specially Japanese food.''

''Not gonna lie, he's making me a little uncomfortable.'' Hajime said with an awkward smile.

''What are you saying, Hajime?'' Nagito asked with a giggle of pure glee as he filled his mouth with whipped cream straight from the bottle. ''How can you not be comfortable with so much hope in the atmosphere?''

''Are you alright, Nagito?'' Nanami asked. She was playing her handheld while eating nachos. ''You're acting even weirder than usual.''

''Give that thing a rest already.'' Akamatsu took away her console, but her muscle memory made her fingers keep pressing buttons in the air. ''We're in a party! Make friends!''

''But I'm already good friends with everyone on this table.'' The gamer pouted. ''Except Saihara, I guess. I have never talked a lot with him.''

''Then take this opportunity!'' Kaede clenched her fists. ''Say hi to Chiaki, Shuichi!''

''What are you, my mom?'' Saihara rolled his eyes and went back to his meatballs.

''Well, in a way Akamatsu is like everyone's mom.'' Hajime laughed.

''What's that supposed to mean?'' Kaede frowned.

''No, I meant it as a compliment.'' Hajime put his hands in front of him. ''Because you're always taking care of everyone. I actually really look up to you. And even envy you a little. I wish I could be so reliable.''

''Then just say I'm like a cool sister next time.'' Kaede winked and started eating clams.

''Oh, the hope is filling me!'' Komaeda moaned all of a sudden.

''Whatever you say, buddy.'' Hajime shrugged.

The last table was occupied by Angie, Hiro, Gundham, Hifumi, Tsumugi and Tenko.

''Let us say the grace in the name of Atua.'' Angie said as she munched on her compote.

''Doesn't that usually go before you start eating?'' Tenko asked after cleaning some tripe hot pot from her face with her sleeve.

''That'd be silly.'' Angie shook her head with a smile. ''We thank Atua for the food while it's inside our mouths.''

''A god that gives no shit about manners.'' Yasuhiro scratched his chin while eating some fish. ''I dig that.''

''All the prayers in the world won't save you when we finally do battle.'' Gundham laughed after finishing his red bean soup.

''When will that happen?'' Tsumugi asked with her mouth full of rice. ''An epic battle between heaven and hell for the fate of the world! I can't miss it!''

''If you want to see that, why don't we just watch some anime?'' Yamada commented while gulping on bacon. ''2D is always better anyway.''

''I shall prove you wrong.'' Tanaka stood up.''Come forth, my Four Dark Devas of Destructions. We will create a legend so great, so evil, so incomprehensible, that no media adaptation could ever hope to capture it.''

''If you want it to be like that...'' Yonaga also stood up. ''I'll show you the true power of Atua! Help me, Hiro. He has assistance from his hamsters too.''

''So he's her pet?'' Tsumugi muttered.

''That'll have to wait.'' Hagakure got up and started walking away. ''Nature call.''

''You mean Atua call.'' Angie smiled.

''If that's what we're calling it now.'' Yasuhiro shrugged. ''Still gotta go.''

Just when he grabbed the doorknob, the Ultimate Clairvoyant collapsed on the floor.

''Jeez, finally.'' A familiar evil voice said. ''About damn time. I was getting really bored, you know. Get ready for the next class trial, everyone! A body has been discovered!''

---

Day:March 26 th Time:11:30 PM Location:Restaurant-Dining Hall

Tenko put an ear to Yasuhiro's chest. ''He's breathing!'' She informed.

''So Hiro is still alive!?'' Angie clasped her hands in joy.

''Then what the hell is up with that announcement!?'' Mondo yelled from another table. ''Is that goddamn bear fucking with us!?''

''Rantaro!'' Someone screamed from table #1.

The Ultimate Adventurer was collapsed onto the table, completely still, with food knocked all over by his fall.

Tsumiki put two fingers on his neck. ''H-he's dead!'' She announced in tears.

''Amami is the victim?'' The real Togami pushed up his glasses. ''Then what is wrong with Hiro?''

Before anyone could say anything else, Akane also fell on the table, with food still in her mouth.

''Owari too!?'' Leon clenched his fist. ''This can't be a coincidence!''

''Could it be...poison?'' Kirumi muttered.

''Seems like it.'' Kyoko put a hand on her chin as she looked at the Monokuma file.

Victim: Rantaro Amami

Cause of Death: Poisoning

Time of Death: around 11:30 PM

Died in front of everyone in the Dining Hall

''Are the others gonna die to?'' Chiaki asked as she stared at the floor.

''If there are no more announcements, it means they're still alive!'' The Ultimate Imposter stood up. ''We can still save them! Quickly, take the victims to the clinic! Mikan, it's up to y...'' Before he could finish the sentence, he fell flat on the floor.

''H-him too?'' Kaito muttered with a face full of sweat.

The room became completely silent for a moment.

''What are you waiting for, fools!?'' Nekomaru suddenly yelled. ''Let's do what he said, now!''

---

Day:March 26 th Time:11:45 PM Location:West Area-Forest

Mukuro was walking silently through the woods when the humongous figure of Sakura Ogami appeared before her.

''Sorry, Mukuro.'' Asahina said from behind the soldier. She was accompanied by the Ultimate Photographer. ''But we can't just leave you alone.''

''Am I suspect?'' She sighed.

''Indeed.'' The martial artist nodded.

''You have a motive to kill Rantaro.'' Mahiru said with her hands on her waist. ''After all, the Council sent him to keep and eye on you. We know you don't like being watched.''

''What?'' Ikusaba's eyes went wide open for a second, then she bit her lip and stared at the ground. ''So that's why...''

---

Day:March 26 th Time:11:50 PM Location:Hotel-4 th F-Shuchi's room

Kaede entered without knocking. ''Why did you leave so suddenly?'' She asked. ''Are you okay?''

''I feel terrible, Kaede.'' The detective was sitting on the bed. ''This was my idea. I'm the one that told Kirumi to gather everyone. I thought that would prevent a murder, and instead it caused one.''

''Oh, C'mon!'' Akamatsu clenched her fists. ''You can't blame yourself for this!''

''I wish I could.'' Shuichi said with a sigh. ''Instead, I have to blame a friend, and then watch them die.''

''I know it's terrible, but...huh?'' The pianist noticed he was back to wearing his old hat. ''Why are you wearing that stupid thing again?''

''Because I figure it'll be easier to accuse people of nasty things if I don't have to look them in the eye.'' He pushed down the visor. ''Specially in a case like this.''

''Hiding behind that hat can't be good for your self-esteem.'' Kaede pouted. ''Besides, you look way cuter without it. I told you that already, didn't I?''

''Frankly, Kaede.'' Saihara walked past her. ''Right now, I couldn't care less what you think. So shut up and leave me alone for once.''

After he slammed the door behind him, the Ultimate Pianist just stood there, grabbing her arm, with tears rolling down her cheeks and not knowing what to do.

---

Day:March 26 th Time:11:55 PM Location:Despairville-Alley

Miu was taking off her clothes. ''Fuck me!'' She yelled. ''Right here, right now! I need to take my mind off this!''

''I apologize, Miu.'' Teruteru sighed. ''But I'm really not in the mood.''

''Woah, that's a first.'' Saionji suddenly appeared from behind a corner, with Oma following her.

''W-what are you doing here?'' The inventor tried to cover herself with her hands.

''You are not the only ones trying to distract yourself from our cruel reality.'' Kokichi laced his arms behind his back. ''We though your little Orgy Porgy might be entertaining.''

''I don't consider it an orgy unless there's five people involved. '' Hanamura explained. ''So it wouldn't be one even if the two of you joined. Doesn't mean it couldn't be fun, however. Normally, shota and loli are both well within my strike zone. However, my little ham has been out of it since I found out Amami was poisoned.''

''Pfft.'' Saionji laughed. ''That's what you call it?''

''And here I was thinking you'd be capable of having sex next to a dead body.'' Oma smiled.

''Or with one.'' The dancer shrugged.

''Been there, done that.'' Teruteru replied.

''W-which one!?'' Miu blushed.

''Anyways, it's natural I'm in this state.'' The cook clenched his fists. ''I've been humiliated as a chef. To think that my own food was sullied with poison...Unforgivable!''

''Hmph.'' Hiyoko smirked. ''I guess even for a guy like you there's stuff to take seriously.''

---

Day:March 27 th Time:12:00 AM Location:Hotel-Lobby

Chiaki and Nagito were sitting on a couch, while Kazuichi, Ibuki, Sayaka and Leon walked nervously around the room and Gundham, Sonia and Korekiyo just stood still.

''This is awful.'' Nanami pouted.

''No shit!'' Soda screamed. ''It's another fucking murder!''

''And even more people could still die.'' Maizono hugged herself.

''But this time it's way worse, I think.'' The gamer muttered.

''Huh?'' Mioda tilted her head. ''Ibuki doesn't follow.''

''It's about the nature of this crime.''Kiyo raised a finger. ''Himiko killed Fukawa by accident, while Pekoyama was forced to murder Kuzuryu and her anger and grief drove her to put an end to Enoshima. Those were extenuating circumstances, so to speak. But nothing of the sort could be at play here.''

''I understand.'' Sonia put a finger to her chin in thought. ''Because the cause of death is poison, the crime has to have been premeditated. And Akane, Byakuya, Amami and Hagakure have very little in common, which likely means they were picked at random.''

''So you're saying the culprit wanted to kill someone and didn't even care who!?'' Kuwata clenched his fist. ''Did they want to get out of here that badly?''

''I see.'' Komaeda said with a finger on his chin. ''So you think this is a crime born out of despair.''

''Even worse.'' Chiaki put on her hoodie. ''If they wanted to get out of here, all they needed to do was kill one person. But there are four victims. That means...that one of us did this...just because they wanted people to die.''

''Abominable indeed.'' Gundham crossed his arms. ''Enoshima might be gone, but it seems unspeakable evil stills thrives within this chthonic island.''

---

Day:March 27 th Time:12:15 AM Location:Clinic-Patient's room #1

''And another one bites the dust!'' Monokuma shouted happily. ''A body has been discovered!''

Mikan checked the pulse of the Ultimate Clairvoyant, who was lying motionless in one of the beds.

''H-he's gone.'' She sobbed.

That was the end for Yasuhiro Hagakure.

''Damn it!'' Hajime kicked the floor. ''Is there anything we could do to at least save Akane and Byakuya?''

''Well...'' Tsumiki played with her fingers. ''There's equipment here to perform a gastric lavage. That could save them if we can do it before their bodies absorb a lethal dose of the poison. B-but if Hagakure and Amami are dead already, we'll only have time to do it once, if even that...''

''You're saying we have to leave one of them to die!?'' Keebo put a hand to his mouth.

''Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!'' The Ultimate Nurse screamed and pulled her hair with tears flowing from her eyes. ''Stupid, stupid Mikan! You're useless! You can't even save your own classmates! It'd be better if you died instead!''

''P-please calm down, Mikan.'' Hinata stuttered. ''Feeling useless is something I know very well, but we have to make an effort to keep our heads cool.''

''M-mikan.'' The Ultimate Imposter slowly opened his eyes in another bed.

''B-byakuya!'' The nurse practically jumped on him to hug him. ''You're awake!''

''Is this proper health professional behavior?'' The robot tilted his head.

''I-I've heard the conversation.'' Togami said between coughs. ''S-save Akane.''

''B-but then you'll...'' Tsumiki said with wide eyes.

The imposter slapped her hard enough to leave the mark of his hand on her cheek.

''No buts.'' He said solemnly. ''I know this decision is too hard for you to make. So I'm making it for you. That's what leaders are for.''

''Byakuya...you're incredible.'' Hajime muttered.

''A-alright.'' Mikan managed to say between sniffles.

---

Day:March 27 th Time:12:20 AM Location:Clinic-Waiting room.

Celeste, Hifumi, Tsumugi, Ryoma, Maki, Kaito, Gonta, Tenko, Kirumi, Taka, Mondo and Nekomaru were all standing around the room.

''So are you going to take responsibility for this?'' Angie glared at Taka.

''What the hell are you going on about!?'' Mondo shouted. ''This isn't Taka's fault! I know you had a thing going on with Hiro or some shit, but don' take it out on him!''

''Isn't he the leader of the council?'' The artist asked with a sinister smile.

''And weren't you one of the guys suggesting a party?'' Yamada said.

''This is not the time to be pointing fingers at each other!'' Nidai yelled.

''The council cannot be held responsible at any rate.'' Kirumi laced her hands. ''These are unexpected circumstances.''

''On the other hand, this was the first Student Council Initiative.'' Tsumugi said with a sad smile. ''For it to go so wrong...''

''Yeah.'' Tenko sighed. ''I'm not sure people will trust us again after this.''

''Indeed!'' Taka crossed his arms. ''Yonaga is right! I'll offer you my resignation if that's what everyone wants!''

''Gonta still like Taka.'' Gokuhara pouted.

''So I guess we'll have to do another vote about this in the council.'' Hifumi adjusted his glasses.

''I can't say I'm fond of your way of doing things.'' Celeste said as she played with her hair. ''Who gave you the right to decide things for all of us?''

''It is pretty shady for a bunch of goody two-shoes like you.'' Maki deadpanned.

''Here's an idea!'' Kaito bumped his fists together. ''Why don't we have an actual election where everyone can vote? Then Ishimaru and whoever else wants that post can run for it!''

''Atua likes that!'' Yonaga clasped her hands. ''Angie will run, too.''

''It'd be nice to vote for something other than who we kill next.'' Ryoma adjusted his beanie.

''I see the merits of such a procedure.'' Kirumi nodded. ''However, that should take time if we intend to do it properly. So Kiyotaka will have to remain the caretaker president for a while.''

''I'll do my best to be up to the ask!'' Ishimaru yelled as he clenched his fist.

''Just make sure to not get too many more people killed.'' The Ultimate Artist said with a joyful smile.

---

Day:March 27 th Time:12:25 AM Location:Restaurant-Kitchen

Victim: Yasuhiro Hagakure

Cause of Death: Poisoning

Time of Death: around 12:15 AM

Died in the clinic

''It's Hiro.'' Kyoko sighed as he put the Monokuma File back in her pocket. ''I was holding out some hope that Tsumiki could save him.''

''Let's do this for his sake as well.'' Makoto clenched his fists.

''I don't need extra motivation when my life is already on the line.'' Byakuya crossed his arms.

''Thanks for helping with this, you two.'' Kirigiri played with her hair. ''Saihara wasn't in the proper mental condition for the investigation. We need cool heads at a time like this.''

''And you asked Makoto?'' Togami frowned.

''He's tougher than he looks.'' The detective smirked.

''So what's the plan?'' Naegi asked.

''I've compiled a list of everything that everyone ate during dinner so we can figure out where exactly the poison was.'' Kyoko handed Byakuya a huge stack of papers. ''But I haven't had time to check it in detail yet. Can you see if there's anything suspicious while Makoto and I comb this place for clues?''

''I do excel at this kind of analysis.'' Byakuya smirked. ''I'll accept this task, but don't get used to boss me around.''

''I found this in the trash can.'' Makoto gave Kyoko a glass bottle.

The detective's eyes went wide open. ''Seriously?'' She muttered. ''You should join us in every investigation. Is that your Ultimate Luck at work?''

''Is that what I think it is?'' Togami asked.

''Yes.'' Kirigiri nodded as she looked at the label. ''It's a bottle of poison. 'Monokuma Poison #66. Medium speed. Tasteless, Colorless, Odorless. Perfect if you're feeling extra sneaky.' ''

''Come to think of it, that sounds of lot like the stuff we took away from the clinic the other day.'' Naegi put a hand to his chin.

''Shouldn't all the poison be in the room of that imposter?'' Byakuya pushed up his glasses. ''Normally, he'd be the prime suspect. But since he's one of the victims, that's out of the question. There's no way he was careless enough to endanger himself.''

''That's true.'' Kyoko crossed her arms. ''However, it looks like the culprit was careless enough to just throw the murder weapon into the trash can.''

''Touché.'' Togami smirked. ''No matter how much I try to put myself in their shoes, this killer's thought process is beyond me. They're either completely irrational or absolutely unafraid.''

''Or both.'' The Ultimate Detective closed her eyes. ''The most terrifying type of criminal.''

---

Day:March 27 th Time:12:45 AM Location:Clinic-Patient's room #1

''Another one?'' Monokuma laughed. ''You're on a roll today! A body has been discovered!''

The bear's voice woke up Akane. She slowly opened her eyes to realize she was lying on a bed. Keebo and Hajime were standing next to her. Across the room, Byakuya was lying motionless in a bed, with Mikan hugging him and crying.

That was the end for the Ultimate Imposter.

''W-what's going on?'' The swimmer asked. ''What happened to Hagakure? Is Amami really dead?''

Hajime sighed. ''I've been thinking all this time about how tell you this, but I still don't even know where to start.''

''By the way, I think it's about time we get on with the Class Trial.'' Monokuma said. ''Get your asses over here. I'll be waiting in the Debate Chamber.''

''Is it possible for you to let Owari off this time?'' The robot asked. ''She just recovered. She will need medical attention too.''

''Fine, fine.'' The bear said with exasperation. ''I'm feeling nice today. Akane and Mikan can skip this one. But the rest of you idiots better be here by 1:15. And they'll get punished like everyone else if you mess up.''

''Tell me what the hell is going on damn it!'' Owari shouted with tears in her eyes. She wasn't sure why she was crying. She still didn't know what had happened, but she had a terrible hunch about it. A feeling so bad that it was making her sad in advance. And her hunches were usually right.

---

Day:March 27 th Time:1:15 AM Location:Town Hall-Debate Chamber

Everyone except Akane and Mikan was on their assigned seats. Where Rantaro, Yasuhiro and the Ultimate Imposter used to sit, there were plushies of them with purple faces and a grimace.

''This room keeps getting emptier.'' Leon sighed. ''We're dropping like flies.''

''What a precious bunch of little murderers.'' Monokuma said tearfully. ''You make this bear proud! Let's get started!''

''Things just keep escalating, huh?'' Ryoma bit on his candy. ''Three people died this time.''

''And it could have been four, too.'' Hajime stared at the floor.

''Who could have done something like this!?'' Kaede clenched her fists.

''That is what we're here to find out, isn't it?'' Celeste rested her chin on her hands. ''Let's do away with the pointless preface.''

''Normally, a murder accusation requires motive, means and opportunity.'' Kyoko put a finger to her cheek. ''However, I've been unable to figure out a motive for this particular case, even on the hypothetical level. So I think we should focus on the means first.''

''The means?'' Korekiyo raised a finger. ''According to the Monokuma file they were poisoned, correct?''

''And since Mikan was able to save Akane with a gastric lavage, it must be true.'' Sonia said as she grabbed her arm.

''Yeah.'' Makoto nodded. ''And we found the bottle of poison in the trash can the kitchen.''

''Is that so?'' Sakura crossed her arms. ''Quite the foolhardy criminal.''

''That's how you know it's not me.'' Oma smirked.

''How did they poison?'' Gonta tilted his head.

''The food, duh.'' Hiyoko shrugged.

''Diabolical...'' Teruteru clenched his fist.

''The food was poisoned!?'' Hifumi screamed as hi put his hands on his cheeks. ''So we'll keep dropping one by one!?''

''If that was going to happen, we'd be dead by now, idiot.'' Maki said coldly.

''It has to be something specific that they ate, right?'' Nagito raised a finger.

''Indeed.'' Byakuya nodded. ''After analyzing the list of everything that everyone ate at dinner, I've found something that only the four victims, and nobody else took: The Hyper Extra Mega Spicy Hot Sauce.''

''The fuck is that!?'' Miu laughed. ''Some kinda aphrodisiac?''

''I wish.'' Hanamura said as he combed his hair. ''It's an specialty of yours truly. Only apt for the bravest fellows. Can cause bad diarrhea, but death should be out of the question.''

''Akane, Rantaro, Hagakure and the fat Togami were sitting at different tables, right?'' Tenko closed an eye in thought. ''That means that sauce had to be poisoned before the food was served!''

''The bottle of poison was found in the kitchen as well.'' Keebo hit his chest. ''So that must be where the criminal act took place.''

''Wait a minute!'' Kazuichi covered his mouth with his hand. ''Wouldn't that mean that the culprit is one of the guys that helped prepare the food!?''

''Shit, you're right!'' Mondo clenched his fist. ''Recount! Now! Who was in the kitchen this evening!?''

''That would be myself, Korekiyo, Rantaro, Kaede, Tsumugi, Hanamura, Komaeda, Koizumi, Yamada and Asahina.'' Kirumi listed.

''That list is pretty short.'' Angie smiled and grabbed her mallet. ''Maybe we'll be able to find the dirty murderer by elimination!''

''Something's been bothering me.'' Mahiru said with her arms crossed. ''Didn't we get rid of all the poison? Where did the killer get that bottle from?''

''Had to be from Byakuya's room, right!?'' Nekomaru shouted.

''No.'' Chiaki shook her head. ''I know he was keeping it locked at all times when he wasn't there.''

''I see.'' Gundham closed his eye. ''Quite the labyrinthine conundrum.''

''I wonder what kind of convoluted scheme the killer used.'' Tsumugi clasped her hands.

''I have a hard time picturing the killer coming up with a complex plan to get the poison and then just throwing the bottle into the trash can.'' Hina shrugged.

''It doesn't have to be complex.'' Mukuro said as she stared at the ceiling. ''Maybe one of the guys that helped move the poison took some for their personal use.''

''Evil machinations disguised as selfless assistance!?'' Taka clenched his fist. ''Disgusting!''

''Who was in that group!?'' Sayaka asked

''That was me, Mikan herself, Maki Roll, Gonta, Keebo, Nidai, Ogami, Naegi, Komaeda and Hinata.'' Kaito listed.

''Then who was it!?'' Ibuki asked with foam in her mouth. ''The suspense is killing me!''

''At this point, the deduction is extremely easy.'' Shuichi held the brim of his hat. ''There's only one person that was on both the group with access to the poison and the group with access to the food. And that's you! Nagito Komaeda!'' He pointed at him.

---

Day:March 27 th Time:1:45 AM Location:Town Hall-Debate Chamber

''Y-you're kidding, right?'' Kaede asked with her eyes wide open.

''I wish I was.'' Shuichi sighed.

''The math adds up.'' Tsumugi said as she counted with her fingers.

''But..Nagito!?'' Soda said with a hand on his face. ''That's ridiculous.''

''Nagito...'' Chiaki glared at Komaeda. ''Is this for real?''

''Yep.'' Nagito raised his hands with a smile. ''Can't lie when you look at me like that. It almost looks like you're the strict type of class rep. I'm sorry Ms. Nanami. It was good ol' me. I poisoned everyone. Are you gonna yell at me for being a bad boy?''

''Are you mocking her?'' Keebo asked with a frown.

''Do you think this is a joke, you bastard!?'' Mondo clenched his fist.

''A joke?'' Komaeda glared at him. ''A joke!? All our lives are on the line and you think I'm joking!? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Now THAT'S a good joke.''

''N-nagito?'' Mahiru went pale. ''What was that?''

''Ibuki is confused!'' The Ultimate musician yelled with foam in her mouth.

''Is this asshole sick in the dome or something?'' Miu asked as she twirled her finger near her head.

''Nah, he just turned evil.'' Oma shrugged. ''It happens. Like this.'' He made a terrifying face to prove his point.

''There goes my sleep.'' Hifumi bit his hand. ''If I had any left in me.''

''T-this can't be...'' Kaede stuttered.

''Why?'' Nanami asked in a barely audible voice as she stared at the floor.

''What did those Hiro and the others ever do you!?'' Sayaka screamed as she hugged herself.

''Nothing.'' The Ultimate Lucky Student shrugged. ''It should be obvious I couldn't have planned for them specifically to die. It was just a coincidence. Their luck failed them.''

''So it was all a game to you?'' Celeste gritted her teeth. ''You just wanted to test our luck?''

''Didn't I just say this is serious?'' Komaeda said with a condescending look. ''I'm as sad and angry as the rest of you, really. They were our friends. But that's the point, isn't it? Their deaths would be meaningless if nobody suffered because of them. Unlike mine, their lives actually mattered.''

''You want us to suffer!?'' Makoto glared at him. ''You're always talking about how great hope is! Why would you try to cause despair!?''

''Because true hope can only be born of true despair!'' Nagito clenched his fist. ''Amami, Byakuya, Hagakure, everyone else who's died and even myself...we're all stepping stones for one of you to become Ultimate Hope!''

''Gonta not step on friends!'' Gokuhara yelled in tears.

''Then you should become a stepping stone too.'' The Ultimate Lucky Student gave him a disdainful look and looked at his hand. ''If you lose to despair, then that's the only way you can help hope.''

''Who do you think you are to talk to us like that!?'' Tenko yelled.

''Me?'' Nagito smiled. ''I'm just trash. But even garbage can be of use sometimes. This is a battle! And hope has to win out in the end! No...hope WILL win in the end! I'll make sure of that, no matter what I have to do!''

''T-this can't be...'' Kaede stuttered.

''Nagito...'' Hajime sighed and looked down on the ground. ''How could you?''

''Hmph.'' Nagito scoffed. ''Of course talentless waste like you wouldn't understand. I guess my Ultimate Luck didn't work out for me this time, or else you'd be dead instead of someone with potential. Listen up, Hajime. Someone with no talent could never achieve Ultimate Hope. You're just taking the place of someone better, here and in Hope's Peak. If you truly love hope, you should become a stepping stone like me!''

''Hajime is our classmate!'' Sonia shouted. ''He has the same right to attend Hope's Peak as any of us! Do not talk to him like that!''

''Talented or not, I don't think anyone here is understanding any of that utter nonsense.'' Byakuya pushed up his glasses.

''Who cares about his reasons?'' Angie grabbed her mallet. ''Let's sent this heretic to eternal doom already!''

''Yeah.'' Kaito scratched his head. ''It's not like I want him to die or anything, but...we have to vote sooner or later, right? Might as well do it now. Listening to this guy is making me sick.''

''T-this can't be...'' Kaede stuttered.

''At least we won't feel as bad as with Himiko and Peko.'' Ryoma bit his candy.

''Yeah.'' Leon crossed his arms. ''Dude kinda has it coming, honestly.''

''Let's get this over with!'' Hiyoko shouted with teary eyes. ''Monokuma, let us vote!''

''Halt, minor demons!'' Gundham shouted. ''My third eye can still detect a foul aura emerging from Nagito. I believe we have yet to escape his advanced-level enchantment.''

''Yeah, he's definitely plotting something.'' Maki glared at him. ''Just listen to the crap he's spouting. Would a guy this twisted really be so straight-forward when killing someone?''

''It does feel wrong in a way.'' Sakura nodded.

''But does it even matter?'' Hina scratched her face. ''If he did it, he did it. We only have to find out the culprit. Who cares what kind of convoluted set up he could have used? We'll have to vote for him anyways.''

''Unless...he didn't actually do it.'' Kyoko glared at him.

''Hahahahahahahahahahaha!'' Komaeda laughed maniacally . ''You Ultimates really are something! You've figured me out so quickly! This is hope at its finest! That's right. I didn't actually poison the Hyper Extra Mega Spicy Hot Sauce. All I did was mix the poison with one of the ingredients.''

''That's a stupid technicality!'' Nekomaru shouted.

''But technicalities are important!'' Taka clenched his fist.

''Damn straight they are!'' Monokuma laughed. ''We don't care about context here! This isn't about who plans the murder or who sets things up! All that matters is the person who ultimately does the killing! Even if someone died of a disease, it would still count as murder, and the guilty party would be whoever sneezed on them and spread it.''

''That is quite an absurdly cruel rule.'' Korekiyo hugged himself. ''Although I can't say I'm surprised.''

''T-this can't be...'' Kaede stuttered.

''If we go by that logic, then the murderer wouldn't be Komaeda, but instead the person who used the poisonous ingredient to make the sauce.'' Mukuro said.

''That would be...Hanamura.'' Kirumi said with her eyes closed.

''Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?'' The cook shouted in shock. ''Is that handsome devil Nagito trying to screw me in all the wrong ways!?''

''Nah.'' The Ultimate Lucky Student shrugged. ''I couldn't know who would use that ingredient for what. Your luck failed you too, that's all.''

''Wait!'' Kazuichi grabbed his hat. ''Does this mean we'll have to vote for Teruteru as the killer!?''

''Upupupu!'' Monokuma laughed. ''I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but if things happened like y'all saying, then yes, he would be considered the culprit.''

''That's bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!'' Nidai yelled.

''But Teruteru didn't know anything!'' Miu screamed. ''It's all the fault of that anemic rent boy!''

''Yeah.'' Hina clenched her first. ''I don't want Hanamura to get executed for something he didn't do! I refuse to vote for him!''

''Then the rest of us will die.'' Maki said as she played with the bow on her shirt.

''If it was just me, I'd sooner end my life than send an innocent to the gallows.'' Sakura crossed her arms. ''However, with all of us here it's a different matter entirely.''

''Sacrifice is a beautiful choice, yet a hard one.'' Korekiyo hugged himself. ''How many of us would be willing to put justice about our own lives?''

''T-this can't be...'' Kaede stuttered.

''This game was never about justice.'' Mukuro said coldly. ''It's about survival. You win or you die. That's all there's to it.''

''You of all people have no right to say that crap!'' Tenko glared at her.

''Still...'' Sayaka was hugging herself. ''None of us have done anything bad except Komaeda. It's better if one innocent dies instead of forty, right?''

''Our lives aren't fucking numbers!'' Mondo yelled.

''Then what exactly do you suggest we do?'' Byakuya adjusted his glasses.

''Are you even listening to yourselves right now!?'' Mahiru cried. ''How can you throw someone under the bus so easily!?''

''Nobody is saying it's easy!'' Leon clenched his fist. ''But what other option do we have?''

''It's not that different than what happened with Himiko, is it?'' Hoshi adjusted his hat.

''The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.'' Tsumugi raised her finger.

''This isn't fair at all.'' Chiaki muttered.

''T-this can't be...'' Kaede stuttered.

''Sexy ladies, hunky gentlemen.'' Teruretu raised two fingers. ''Vote for me.''

''Teruteru...'' Hajime muttered.

''So your hope is bigger than it seems, huh?'' Nagito smirked. ''Are you gonna face this head-on? That'll make you an even better stepping stone! Hahahahaha!''

''Shut the hell up already!'' Saionji sniffled.

''If even he accepts this outcome, I see no reason to keep hesitating.'' Kirumi said with her eyes closed.

''But this no tiny lewd man fault.'' Gonta cried.

''Oh , but it is, my dear enticing wild beast.'' The cook said as he combed his hair. ''None of this would have happened if I had noticed the poison while making the Hyper Extra Mega Spicy Hot Sauce.''

''But the poison was Odorless, Tasteless and Colorless.'' Kyoko crossed her arms. ''It would have been impossible to notice if it was already mixed with an ingredient.''

''For the rest of you that might be true.'' Hanamura clenched his fists. ''But as a craftsman of cuisine, I should have. This is an humiliation as chef, so I have to take responsibility!''

''I guess even you can act like a man sometimes.'' Koizumi grabbed her arm.

''Shit man.'' Kaito sobbed. ''I'm moved by that passion.''

''Yeah, whatever.'' Oma shrugged. ''Why don't we vote already and get this over with?''

''My thoughts exactly!'' Monokuma said. ''It's voting time!''

---

Voting Results

Teruteru Hanamura: 17

Nagito Komaeda: 13

Abstention: 9

---

Day:March 27 th Time:2:30 AM Location:Town Hall-Debate Chamber

''This was a close one!'' Monokuma said cheerfully. ''But you got it right! The person directly responsible for the deaths of Rantaro Amami, Yasuhiro Hagakure and the Ultimate Imposter is Teruteru Hanamura!''

''That's a very convoluted way to put it.'' Hifumi grimaced. ''And probably not even technically true.''

''I do have a question.'' Celeste said as she played with her hair. ''Even if Hanamura is considered the culprit, shouldn't Nagito be executed as one as well? I thought the rule was that if there's multiple killers, they are all punished.''

''That's how it is.'' Monokuma raised his arm. ''But you see, Nagito doesn't really count as killer in this situation. Since nobody got poisoned from the ingredient itself, all he really did was changing the container. So he's not any more guilty than whoever filled up the original bottle at a factory, or the person who created the poison in the first place. Which is me, by the way. Are you saying it's my fault?''

''But it is your fault!'' Makoto pointed at him. ''Everything that's happened on this island, from the very beginning, is because of you! I don't care what you say, I refuse to call any of my partners from Hope's Peak killers! Even for Komaeda, I'm sure you tricked him somehow!''

''Woah, Naegi.'' Nagito sniffled. ''Your hope is truly a sight to behold.''

''T-this can't be...'' Kaede stuttered.

''Don't be so naive, Naegi.'' Shuichi held the brim of his hat. ''This guy is gonna get four people killed for the sake of it and get off scot-free. He's a bad person. There's no other way to slice it.''

''There was quite the astute fiend lurking among us.'' Gundham crossed his arms.

''You're giving too much credit to a piece of trash like me.'' Nagito raised his hands and smiled. ''I'm not that smart. All I have is my Ultimate Luck. I didn't know if I'd get executed. I'm more than willing to die for the sake of hope.''

''Well, putting that aside.'' Teruteru scratched his face. ''I have one last request before everything is over for me. Could y'all please join me...in one final orgy?'' He got a nosebleed.

''W-what?'' Keebo asked in shock.

''I guess it would be cruel to not honor the last request of a man willing to sacrifice himself for us.'' Sonia said in tears as she took off her belt.

''Alright!'' Ibuki gritted her teeth and started to take off her shirt. ''Let's end this one out with a BANG!''

''Yeah, no.'' Monokuma said as a trap door opened under Teruteru's seat.

''No, waaaaaaaaaaait!'' The cook yelled in tears. ''I've changed my mind! I take everything back! I don't wanna dieeeeeeeeee! Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!''

---

GAME OVER

Teruteru has been found guilty.

Time for the Punishment

Teruteru and Monokuma were in a backyard. Monokuma was wearing a chef hat, while Teruteru was in his underwear and tied to a big roasting spit. Monokuma put an apple in his mouth and lit a fire under him.

Roasted

Ultimate (Cook) Chef

Teruteru Hanamura's Execution: Executed

Monokuma began to slowly rotate the spit. After a few minutes, Teruteru started sweating. After than his skin began to burn and he spat the apple in pain. He cried and screamed as the process continued. His skin slowly began to get crispy and Monokuma started to pour sauces on him. The bear kept going until Teruteru's skin got black and completely burned. When he stopped, Teruteru's eyes had gone blank and he was completely motionless, just like a barbecued pig, but badly burnt. Monokuma bit the chef's arm and made a grimace because of the taste, but he gave a thumbs up and pretended his roast had been a success.

That was the end for Teruteru Hanamura.

---

Day:March 27 th Time:2:45 AM Location:Town Hall-Debate Chamber

''Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.'' Miu screamed. ''Who's gonna fuck me now!?''

''Is is just me or these things keep getting worse?'' Kazuichi covered his mouth.

''Hahahahahahahahaha!'' Nagito laughed. ''Beautiful. Let us all never forget Teruteru's sacrifice and use it as a stepping stone to...'' Mondo decked him in the face before he could finish the sentence.

''Shut the fuck up!'' He shouted, red from anger.

''I know what he's done is unforgivable, but he's still our classmate.'' Chiaki put on her hoodie. ''Please don't use needless violence against him.''

''Atua DEMANDS violence!'' Angie said she grabbed her mallet and hit Komaeda's mouth with it, knocking one of his tooth out.

Hina slapped the Lucky Student. ''This is for Hiro!'' She said.

''And this is for Rantaro!'' Tenko punched him in the stomach.

''And this is for putting me in danger!'' Hiyoko kicked him the crotch.

''And this is for...!'' Hajime got ready to attack him.

''Stop!'' Sonia ordered with her arm extended. ''Did you all not hear what Chiaki just said? Cruel as his actions may be, violence will neither bring our friends back nor make our situation better.''

''Well spoken!'' Taka rested his chin on his fist. ''Civilized people don't brutalize criminals! They place them under custody so they won't become a danger to society again and can be properly rehabilitated! Sakura, Nidai! Take Komaeda to his room! We'll lock him up there!''

''No way someone as fucked up as this can be rehabilitated.'' Leon scratched his head.

''Kaede okay?'' Gonta asked.

''No.'' Shuichi replied dryly.

''T-this can't be...'' The Ultimately Pianist was sobbing on her knees.

''Oh, come on, Kaede!'' Nagito shouted as Ogami and Nekomaru dragged him away. ''Is this for real!? I thought you were stronger than that! Is this seriously all takes to make you despair!? What a disappointment! I hope you come back with more hope than ever! I'll be still rooting for you!''

''T-this can't be...'' She replied.

---

Day:March 27 th Time:3:00 AM Location:West Area-Forest

Mukuro was speeding through the woods when Hoshi appeared in front of her from between the trees.

''You left all of a sudden again.'' He said.

''I have no reason to stay there.'' The soldier replied coldly.

''You'll never get along with the others with that attitude.'' Ryoma bit his candy.

''I'm not trying to make friends.'' Ikusaba huffed.

''I'll tell you from experience, kid.'' Ryoma pushed down his beanie. ''Being alone is not good for your mental health.''

''What do you care, anyway!?'' Mukuro crossed her arms.

''I'm not sure either.'' The tennis player put his hands in his pockets. ''I guess I feel some kind of empathy connection with you. Maybe it's because you're not very social, or because we're both tainted with blood.''

''Oh really?'' The soldier gritted her teeth. ''Or did the Council send you to spy on me like Rantaro?''

''They did that?'' Ryoma adjusted his that. ''That's a low move.''

''No, I get it.'' Mukuro smiled only with her mouth. ''They shouldn't be trusting anyone, much less someone like me. I'll just do the same. So leave me alone.''

''Nothing good can come from isolating your...'' Before Hoshi could finish his sentence, Mukuro threw a knife straight to his face. Ryoma dodged just before it hit him, and it ended up stuck in a tree behind him.

''Where did you get that from?'' The tennis pro bit his candy. ''I could have died right here.''

''The Ultimate Soldier has to be always ready to kill.'' Mukuro smirked.

''And then what?'' Ryoma pushed down his beanie. ''You get executed?''

''There will only be a trial if your body is found.'' The soldier said coldly.

''I see.'' Hoshi closed his eyes. ''I hadn't thought of that possibility. What a crafty trick to get around the system.''

''When it comes to killing, I have infinite potential.'' Mukuro turned around and began walking in another direction. ''I'm dangerous, Tennis Pro. Never forget that.''

---

Day:March 27 th Time:3:15 AM Location:Restaurant-Dining Hall

Tenko was going to get a glass of milk before going to asleep. Once she entered the restaurant, she found Akane in the same seat she was during dinner, with an opened bottle of Vodka on her hand.

''What are you doing here?'' Chabashira asked.

''W-why me?'' The gymnast sobbed. ''Why am I the only one that survived?''

Tenko sighed, took a seat next to her and patted her back. ''Who cares? What matters is that you survived.''

''I care!'' She yelled drunkenly. ''Peko and Fuyuhiko and Teruteru and Byakuya are all dead! So who decided I of all people had the right to survive!? I ain't that special!'

''That's just survivor guilt.'' The Aikido master pouted. ''Listen, I felt kinda like that when Himiko died. I kept thinking 'why couldn't it have been me instead?'. But I realized that was the wrong way to go about it. We have to keep living to the fullest for the sake of those who no longer can, not wallowing in angst over what could have been different. If not, then their deaths will be meaningless.''

''That's easier said than done.'' Akane scoffed and took a big gulp from the bottle. ''But this shit sure helps.''

''Yeah, maybe you should stop with that.'' Tenko played with her fingers. ''That bottle is already half-empty.''

''It's like the third one I think.'' Akane laughed.

''Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?'' Tenko flailed her arms and fell off the chair. ''Then you have to stop or you're gonna get intoxicated again!''

''I don't wanna!'' Owari pouted. ''I'm tryna drink away my sorrows! You got some sorrows too, right? Then drink with me!''

''I don't drink alcohol.'' Chabashira replied.

''I guess I'll just down it all on my own then.'' Akane shrugged

''No don't do that!'' Tenko yelled. ''It'll be really stupid if you die of alcohol poisoning now! Alright, I'll take a sip.''

''Yay!'' Akane filled an entire glass with Vodka. ''Here you go!''

''I-isn't that too much for the first time?'' Tenko gritted her teeth.

''Nah, you'll be fine.'' Akane winked. ''Trust me, I know what I'm talking about...Hic.''

---

Day:March 27 th Time:3:30 AM Location:Factory-Workshop

Soda and Keebo met up at the entrance.

''I am surprised to find you here so late.'' Keebo commented.

''Miu told me to come.'' Kazuichi shrugged. ''She said it's important. It better be because I really wanna go to bed already.''

''I guess we are in the same situation in that case.'' The robot replied.

When they entered, the found the entire workshop illuminated with dim red neon light. Miu was lying on top of a table with her leg raised, wearing a extremely skimpy, transparent, pink outfit that barely covered anything, and even what it covered, it could bee seen through it.

''W-what the hell!?'' Soda screamed.

''T-this is extremely inappropriate.'' Keebo blushed.

''Don't be shy, hunks.'' Iruma winked. ''Come and fuck me right here, right now.''

''Oh, for fuck's sake.'' Soda sighed. ''This is what it was about? You gotta stop pulling this crap.''

''But I need it!'' Miu screamed. ''I can't sleep after all that's happened! I need to distract myself! So fuck me already you cunts! And let's record it! Wild Man on Woman on Robot action!''

''You need it!?'' The mechanic yelled. ''What you need is learning to express your goddamn emotions for once like a normal fucking person!''

''Express my emotions?'' Iruma pouted.

''I believe Soda is right, Miu.'' Keebo nodded. ''Because I'm robot, expressing my emotions is always difficult. That's why I envy you humans who have that as an innate ability, and it surprises me greatly when someone chooses to hide them instead, even at the cost of complicating your social interactions. So instead of pretending that we can ignore our situation, why don't you just tell us how you really feel?''

''How I feel?'' Miu bit her lips. ''I feel...sad...because my friends are dying and...angry...because I wasn't able do anything to help it even though I'm a gorgeous girl genius.'' She felt on her knees and tears started to run down her cheeks. ''A-and more than a-anything, I think I-I'm scared. I-I hate this fucking island, I hate that fucking bear and I hate this fucking game! I d-don't wanna d-die s-so young. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!'' The Ultimate Inventor started wailing like a newborn baby.

''I know, right!?'' Soda started crying too. He walked toward her and patted her in the back. ''This shit sucks! I'm scared too! I wanna go home already!''

The robot hugged them both. ''I'm a robot so I can't cry.'' He said. ''But my feelings are compatible with yours. My body may be cold, but I hope I can transmit the warmth of my feelings!''

''Damn that's a nice line.'' Miu sobbed. ''That would work on many chicks. I didn't expect a dork like you to have such a strong pick-up game. I bet you're gonna get laid before this virgin idiot.''

''I d-don't intend to do such things.'' Keebo blushed.

''Goddammit Miu.'' Kazuichi sniffled. ''Why do you always have to ruin all the nice moments?''

---

Day:March 27 th Time:3:45 AM Location:Hotel-5 th F-Kaito's Room

Kaito was so tired that he collapsed onto the bed. Only then he realized there was someone else there. The Ultimate Nurse was lying next to him.

''Mikan?'' He asked. ''What are you doing here?'

''I'm sorry!'' She screamed. ''I-It's just, I'm so sad about Byakuya I can't sleep! He was always really nice to me...and I couldn't even save him to thank him for all the trouble I gave him.''

''I understand.'' He nodded. ''Wait, no, I don't. What does that have to with me?''

''I don't w-wanna be alone.'' She sobbed. ''I didn't know who else to talk to. Can I s-stay the night here, please?''

''Sure I guess.'' He shrugged. ''I'll sleep on the floor. Can't be much more uncomfortable than outer space.''

''No!'' The nurse shouted. ''Please sleep with me!''

''Huh?'' Momota tilted his head.

Mikan blushed and started playing with her fingers. ''I mean, next to me.'' She said. ''I t-think I'll have less horrible nightmares if I can feel a tough guy next to me.''

''Oh.'' Kaito yawned. ''Easier for me then.'' He closed his eyes and collapsed on the pillow again.

''D-do you mind h-hugging me so I always know that you're there, p-please?''

''Like this?'' The astronaut wrapped an arm around her.

''Y-yes!'' She stuttered. ''A-also, would you k-kiss me on the cheek and wish me sweet dreams?''

The only answer she got was loud snoring.

''Oh well.'' Mikan muttered. ''Can't have everything.''

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Day:March 27 th Time:4:00 AM Location:Hotel-3 rd F-Makoto's Room

Makoto was already sleeping when Kaede entered the room without knocking and locked the door behind her. The Ultimate Lucky Student jumped out of the bed in shock.

''W-who's there!?'' He yelled.

''I-it's me, Kaede.'' The pianist sniffled. Her eyes were red and teary

''Oh.'' Naegi yawned. ''Do you want something?''

''I c-can't sleep.'' She replied. ''I need to talk to someone. But I d-don't think speaking to Shuichi right now would be a good idea.''

''So you came for me instead?'' Makoto tilted his head. ''I'm sure you had better choices. I'm pretty useless.''

''Stop talking like that!'' Kaede yelled.

''S-sorry.'' Naegi scratched his head. ''I should be more confident, right? You're always telling me that.''

''That's not what I meant.'' Akamatsu sobbed. ''That's the same crap Nagito would say. I-I trusted him, Makoto. I though he was my friend. He was so meek, so unassuming. Someone like him could never hurt a fly. That's what I believed. But he got four of our classmates killed! So...So...H-how am I supposed to trust anyone ever again? You, Chiaki, Shuichi and the rest of my classmates. How do I know no-one else is planning something terrible?''

''You can't know.'' Makoto replied. ''That's why you have to believe.''

''Huh?'' Kaede tilted her head. ''I don't u-understand.''

''If you know something for certain, that's a just a fact, not a matter of trust.'' Makoto said with a hand on his chin. ''In order to be able to trust everyone after all that's happened, we need to have faith in them. I want to believe in them. That's why I leave my room unlocked. I don't want to think one of my peers from Hope's Peak would try to murder me.''

''Most people would call you naive.'' Kaede sighed. ''But I know better than that. That unwavering optimism, that ...That's what real hope is, not whatever Nagito was rambling about. I-I wish I could have that kind of faith too.''

''You're wrong.'' Makoto held her hands. ''I think you have it. That's why you came here, right? Even though I'm not special, you believe in me as a friend. If you truly couldn't trust anyone, you wouldn't be talking to me right now.''

''I guess you're right about that.'' Kaede smiled with tears rolling down her cheeks. ''But you're wrong about the rest. You're special, Makoto. Maybe the most special out of all of us. And I made the right choice.'' She hugged him.

''G-glad to help.'' Makoto blushed. ''That's what friends are for, right?''

''B-but I still don't want to be alone.'' She nodded. ''It's alright if I ask you to stay the night here, as a friend?''

''I-I guess.''

''Thank you, Makoto.'' Kaede said as she unlocked the door. ''And let's trust the rest of our friends.''