Author's Note: Reviews are paying my bills! Thank you! I am rich now! Okay
maybe not. I don't pay bills either. But thank you anyway! ^_^ Takcy? Are
you Hazel? Are you messing with my brain?? If you are Takcy, I was reading
the journal entry by Todd in that picture you posted (that is HARD to
read!) and thought it was kinda odd, connecting with this story in some
twisted way…very vague and twisted way. Okay on with the story 0.o
When Comics and Cartoons Collide
Chapter Three: Skool Taken Hostage
Todd lay wide-awake in the sleeping bag he was in. It wasn't like he wasn't used to not being able to sleep, but his mind was racing.
He looked up at the bed, which Dib was sleeping in. He envied how other kids could sleep so easily.
Todd sat up, and looked at Shmee who was lying beside the sleeping bag.
"Your right Shmee, something is bothering me," he said to the bear, "Johnny asked me to kill him today…"
Todd paused, looking at the bear.
"What?? Of course I didn't! I couldn't do that!" Todd said, alarmed.
There was another pause.
"What do you mean 'why'? Killing is wrong! Even if it is someone who deserves to die!" Todd picked up Shmee and looked at him.
"Todd who are you talking to?" Dib asked sleepily.
Todd looked over at Dib.
"Uh, no one. Just thinking out loud." Todd said.
"Well could you do it a little quieter?" Dib asked, rolling over.
"Yeah, sorry." Todd said, snuggling up in his sleeping bag with Shmee.
"Sometimes I wonder if you want me to do the right thing or not, Shmee," Todd whispered in a worried tone.
MY GAWD, IT'S…HAPPY NOODLE BOY!
Author's Notes: I really wanted to do this 'cause it's fun to script for Happy Noodle Boy! Such Noodle Boy nonsense is fun to write! Please tell me if I did all right…
Happy Noodle Boy got up on his soapbox, as usual, and looked around at all the sorry looking people surrounding him.
"You beasts of envious jelly!" He cried, "Standing around like little worms of pure banana goo!"
People's heads turned and looked at him oddly.
"Don't deny thy waste! You wish to bask in the glow of my eyelashes!" Happy Noodle Boy pointed at the little boy closest to him.
"I KNOW YOU SPEAK IN FAVOR OF THE RUST FAIRIES! DAMN THE FROOT LOOPS!"
"Huh?" The kid asked.
"My powers overwhelm you! You eat the grapefruits of my truthful truths!"
"Shut up!" Some lady yelled.
"HA! My pay-per-view channels unleash their wrath on the tortured souls of cable! Moo!"
"Why won't you just be quiet and go away Noodle Man?" A guy asked.
Happy Noodle Boy glared at him.
"I eat your lies with green eggs and ham, Sam I am, with no cheese to go with the armpits of the future! So do not question my methods of wisdom, my powers are beyond that of applesauce! Meow, Woof, Moo! The cage of popcorn where the enchiladas grow to the size of aprons has veiled your eyes to the truth of toast!
A guy pulled out a pistol.
BOOM!
Gaz raised her eyebrow when she saw Todd carefully put Shmee in his backpack.
Todd looked over and noticed she was watching.
"Um, I…" he started to explain, blushing.
"Weirdo," Gaz walked off before he could finish.
Todd sighed.
"Are you sure you shouldn't call your parents? Won't they be worried or something?" Dib said, walking up to Todd while putting his backpack on.
"I'm VERY sure," Todd coldly said.
Dib looked at him.
"Okay then," Dib walked to the door and opened it. Gaz suddenly threw her backpack on and ran by, pushing Dib down on the way.
"Gaz!" Dib yelled.
"Ha ha! Loser!" Gaz laughed and walked down the street.
Dib looked at Todd.
"Well, shall we?" He said in a rather irritated tone.
"Where is your dad?" Todd asked, passing Dib and walking onto the porch.
"He…" Dib closed the door behind them, "must have had to work late last night." Dib said, not bothering to mention that his dad hadn't come home at all, "he's very busy, working on cures and experiments you see," Dib walked down the steps and Todd followed.
~*~*~
Dib and Todd walked into the classroom, but where surprised to see that no one was there. Not even Ms. Bitters loomed in the shadows.
"Where did everyone go?" Todd asked, looking around the room.
"I'm pretty sure there was skool today," Dib walked to Ms. Bitters' desk. There was a note on it.
Dib picked it up.
"It's to me!" Dib waved the letter in front of Todd, and Todd grabbed it.
"It says: Dib- If you find this note, it is because there is no one here to tell you my master plan of evil DOOM that has befallen you fellow human stink beasts…" Todd began.
"Zim…" Dib said with disgust.
"…If you haven't noticed already, there is NO ONE in the skool. If you want to know where they are, come to my base at noon. I will be waiting for you, large-headed worm-baby! –He who shall execute your DOOM, Zim." Todd finished, he looked up at Dib.
"I'm starting to have doubts that you're wrong about this Zim guy," Todd told him.
"Of course," Dib snatched the letter away, "Zim has REALLY bad penmanship…" Dib looked the letter over, turned it upside down and to the side, trying to read it, "how did you ever get that out of this chicken scratch??"
"Um, that side is chicken scratch, look on the back…" Todd said.
"Oh," Dib looked at the other side, then flipped it back over to the Frankenstein writing on the other, "who wrote this?"(I'll give ya a hint: "I love this show…" hehe ^_~ that was totally pointless I know…)
"DIB!" Came a peeved cry from the doorway.
"What do you want Gaz?" Dib asked.
"What did you do with the…entire skool??" She accused.
"I didn't do anything! Zim did it!" Dib pointed at the letter he was holding.
"Pff, whatever," Gaz rolled her eyes.
"Don't you even care that an alien is…doing stuff?" Dib asked.
"No," Gaz said.
"Why not?" Todd asked.
Gaz didn't say anything.
"Well?" Todd said.
"Because…he'll never win anyway, he never does…and…why am I explaining myself to you??" Gaz yelled.
"Sorry, I just…" Todd said, but was interrupted when Dib started laughing his head off.
"What's so funny??" Gaz glared at Dib.
"Nothing..." Dib shook off the laughter, "Okay, back to Zim. This is obviously a trap, but nevertheless, we have to save the skool!"
"Why? Skool sucks…" Gaz protested.
"Think of all the LIVES we will save Gaz!" Dib said.
"Think of all the TIME we will waste Dib…" Gaz pulled out her Game Slave and sat down on a desk. She turned it on and started playing.
"Ew, Gaz, Zim sits there!" Dib childishly pointed out.
"So?"
Dib sighed.
"Come on Todd, let's go save the skool…" Dib looked over at Todd, "Todd?"
He was looking at Gaz again.
Dib grabbed Todd's arm and dragged him out of the room.
"It's amazing how your sister seems to not care about anything but her own passions," Todd said while they walked down the hall.
"Yeah sure, you don't have to gawk at her you know!" Dib whined.
"What are you saying?" Todd asked.
"Just never mind! We have to come up with a counter-attack plan for when we go to Zim's today."
"You think I like her don't you?" Todd said.
Dib stared blankly at Todd.
"Well you do, right?" Dib asked.
"Nothing beyond mere fascination, but I really never thought about it. It's not something I think about often you know." Todd said.
"Me either, can we get back to Zim now?"
"What exactly would he DO with all those people? How do we even know he has them? What if this all just a big scam?" Todd suggested.
"That is why we must prepare." Dib said.
Okay I think I'll end this chapter here. I hope it's okay so far, and Todd has seemed to shake off his shy-ness yes? Sorry 'bout that…I'm glad I'm getting good reviews, this is my first JV fic…I suppose I underestimate myself I guess 0.o Right then it sounded like I was boasting didn't it? My, I'm a sad little being aren't I? I'll shut up now, oh wait, REVIEW!! ^_^
Next Chap: Dib and Todd go to Zim's at noon, like he asked. They feel they are totally prepared for anything Zim will throw at them…but are they really?
When Comics and Cartoons Collide
Chapter Three: Skool Taken Hostage
Todd lay wide-awake in the sleeping bag he was in. It wasn't like he wasn't used to not being able to sleep, but his mind was racing.
He looked up at the bed, which Dib was sleeping in. He envied how other kids could sleep so easily.
Todd sat up, and looked at Shmee who was lying beside the sleeping bag.
"Your right Shmee, something is bothering me," he said to the bear, "Johnny asked me to kill him today…"
Todd paused, looking at the bear.
"What?? Of course I didn't! I couldn't do that!" Todd said, alarmed.
There was another pause.
"What do you mean 'why'? Killing is wrong! Even if it is someone who deserves to die!" Todd picked up Shmee and looked at him.
"Todd who are you talking to?" Dib asked sleepily.
Todd looked over at Dib.
"Uh, no one. Just thinking out loud." Todd said.
"Well could you do it a little quieter?" Dib asked, rolling over.
"Yeah, sorry." Todd said, snuggling up in his sleeping bag with Shmee.
"Sometimes I wonder if you want me to do the right thing or not, Shmee," Todd whispered in a worried tone.
MY GAWD, IT'S…HAPPY NOODLE BOY!
Author's Notes: I really wanted to do this 'cause it's fun to script for Happy Noodle Boy! Such Noodle Boy nonsense is fun to write! Please tell me if I did all right…
Happy Noodle Boy got up on his soapbox, as usual, and looked around at all the sorry looking people surrounding him.
"You beasts of envious jelly!" He cried, "Standing around like little worms of pure banana goo!"
People's heads turned and looked at him oddly.
"Don't deny thy waste! You wish to bask in the glow of my eyelashes!" Happy Noodle Boy pointed at the little boy closest to him.
"I KNOW YOU SPEAK IN FAVOR OF THE RUST FAIRIES! DAMN THE FROOT LOOPS!"
"Huh?" The kid asked.
"My powers overwhelm you! You eat the grapefruits of my truthful truths!"
"Shut up!" Some lady yelled.
"HA! My pay-per-view channels unleash their wrath on the tortured souls of cable! Moo!"
"Why won't you just be quiet and go away Noodle Man?" A guy asked.
Happy Noodle Boy glared at him.
"I eat your lies with green eggs and ham, Sam I am, with no cheese to go with the armpits of the future! So do not question my methods of wisdom, my powers are beyond that of applesauce! Meow, Woof, Moo! The cage of popcorn where the enchiladas grow to the size of aprons has veiled your eyes to the truth of toast!
A guy pulled out a pistol.
BOOM!
Gaz raised her eyebrow when she saw Todd carefully put Shmee in his backpack.
Todd looked over and noticed she was watching.
"Um, I…" he started to explain, blushing.
"Weirdo," Gaz walked off before he could finish.
Todd sighed.
"Are you sure you shouldn't call your parents? Won't they be worried or something?" Dib said, walking up to Todd while putting his backpack on.
"I'm VERY sure," Todd coldly said.
Dib looked at him.
"Okay then," Dib walked to the door and opened it. Gaz suddenly threw her backpack on and ran by, pushing Dib down on the way.
"Gaz!" Dib yelled.
"Ha ha! Loser!" Gaz laughed and walked down the street.
Dib looked at Todd.
"Well, shall we?" He said in a rather irritated tone.
"Where is your dad?" Todd asked, passing Dib and walking onto the porch.
"He…" Dib closed the door behind them, "must have had to work late last night." Dib said, not bothering to mention that his dad hadn't come home at all, "he's very busy, working on cures and experiments you see," Dib walked down the steps and Todd followed.
~*~*~
Dib and Todd walked into the classroom, but where surprised to see that no one was there. Not even Ms. Bitters loomed in the shadows.
"Where did everyone go?" Todd asked, looking around the room.
"I'm pretty sure there was skool today," Dib walked to Ms. Bitters' desk. There was a note on it.
Dib picked it up.
"It's to me!" Dib waved the letter in front of Todd, and Todd grabbed it.
"It says: Dib- If you find this note, it is because there is no one here to tell you my master plan of evil DOOM that has befallen you fellow human stink beasts…" Todd began.
"Zim…" Dib said with disgust.
"…If you haven't noticed already, there is NO ONE in the skool. If you want to know where they are, come to my base at noon. I will be waiting for you, large-headed worm-baby! –He who shall execute your DOOM, Zim." Todd finished, he looked up at Dib.
"I'm starting to have doubts that you're wrong about this Zim guy," Todd told him.
"Of course," Dib snatched the letter away, "Zim has REALLY bad penmanship…" Dib looked the letter over, turned it upside down and to the side, trying to read it, "how did you ever get that out of this chicken scratch??"
"Um, that side is chicken scratch, look on the back…" Todd said.
"Oh," Dib looked at the other side, then flipped it back over to the Frankenstein writing on the other, "who wrote this?"(I'll give ya a hint: "I love this show…" hehe ^_~ that was totally pointless I know…)
"DIB!" Came a peeved cry from the doorway.
"What do you want Gaz?" Dib asked.
"What did you do with the…entire skool??" She accused.
"I didn't do anything! Zim did it!" Dib pointed at the letter he was holding.
"Pff, whatever," Gaz rolled her eyes.
"Don't you even care that an alien is…doing stuff?" Dib asked.
"No," Gaz said.
"Why not?" Todd asked.
Gaz didn't say anything.
"Well?" Todd said.
"Because…he'll never win anyway, he never does…and…why am I explaining myself to you??" Gaz yelled.
"Sorry, I just…" Todd said, but was interrupted when Dib started laughing his head off.
"What's so funny??" Gaz glared at Dib.
"Nothing..." Dib shook off the laughter, "Okay, back to Zim. This is obviously a trap, but nevertheless, we have to save the skool!"
"Why? Skool sucks…" Gaz protested.
"Think of all the LIVES we will save Gaz!" Dib said.
"Think of all the TIME we will waste Dib…" Gaz pulled out her Game Slave and sat down on a desk. She turned it on and started playing.
"Ew, Gaz, Zim sits there!" Dib childishly pointed out.
"So?"
Dib sighed.
"Come on Todd, let's go save the skool…" Dib looked over at Todd, "Todd?"
He was looking at Gaz again.
Dib grabbed Todd's arm and dragged him out of the room.
"It's amazing how your sister seems to not care about anything but her own passions," Todd said while they walked down the hall.
"Yeah sure, you don't have to gawk at her you know!" Dib whined.
"What are you saying?" Todd asked.
"Just never mind! We have to come up with a counter-attack plan for when we go to Zim's today."
"You think I like her don't you?" Todd said.
Dib stared blankly at Todd.
"Well you do, right?" Dib asked.
"Nothing beyond mere fascination, but I really never thought about it. It's not something I think about often you know." Todd said.
"Me either, can we get back to Zim now?"
"What exactly would he DO with all those people? How do we even know he has them? What if this all just a big scam?" Todd suggested.
"That is why we must prepare." Dib said.
Okay I think I'll end this chapter here. I hope it's okay so far, and Todd has seemed to shake off his shy-ness yes? Sorry 'bout that…I'm glad I'm getting good reviews, this is my first JV fic…I suppose I underestimate myself I guess 0.o Right then it sounded like I was boasting didn't it? My, I'm a sad little being aren't I? I'll shut up now, oh wait, REVIEW!! ^_^
Next Chap: Dib and Todd go to Zim's at noon, like he asked. They feel they are totally prepared for anything Zim will throw at them…but are they really?