Say Huh? Karaoke II
Uh-oh, We're In Trouble…
Disclaimer: Revert to chapter one. Also, Kitten (Starfallen, morons) owns herself, as I have entered her into the madness.
Author's Note: Dear god. Someone strike me with lightening. Right now. -Al Snow muse throws a lightening bolt- Hey! Come back here bastard! Don't make me release the *secret* story! Cackle cackle!
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-JADYN is seen sitting at the end of the stage weeping. She looks up and sees the camera, and abruptly stops-
JADYN: Uh, welcome back to Say Huh? Karaoke II. God save your souls for returning. And now, again, your judges. From "Invader ZIM", Zim and Gir!
ZIM: Clap, puny human garbage! Clap!
GIR: -laughs maniacally- I don't know! Huh?!
JADYN: Whatever. Next, from the "Harry Potter" series and movie, Professor Severus Snape.
SNAPE: Yes, yes. Will this take much longer?
JADYN: No, hopefully not. And finally… -sigh- Shelly.
SHELLY: I wanna say hi to my mom, my dad, my brother, all my friends and-and AHHHHHH!
-SHELLY is escorted from the vicinity by men in pretty white jackets-
JADYN: Oh, dear. It seems Shelly's had a breakdown. -evil grin- I guess we have to bring in the alternate judge…
-KITTEN runs in, screaming nonsense and dragging an unwilling TAJIRI-KUN behind her-
AUDIENCE: Kitten, Kitten, Kitten, Kitten…
-KITTEN grins and holds up her copy of "Hypnotism For Total Morons Like You"-
JADYN: Hey, Kitten-chan! I missed you! What's up?
KITTEN: Tajiri-kun was bad and tried to stake Lestat. So now he lost his privileges.
JADYN: Oh, Tajiri-kun! I told you to be good while Kitten baby-sat you! Is Lestat okay?
KITTEN: Yes. But now-
SNAPE: Can we get on with this?!
JADYN: Alright, I guess. Our next contestant is a Canadian cutie who calls himself the "Living Legend" But it's okay because he's sexy and junk. Here he is…
JADYN and KITTEN: Jericho!!
-JERICHO parades out, grinning. Until he sees KITTEN. Because he knows he'll be bombarded with…-
KITTEN: Glomp! XD
JADYN: Kitten, get off the hottie-hottie-hot-hot. Okay, Jericho, baby boo, whatcha gonna sing, huh?
JERICHO: I'm going to sing "Can't Get You Out My Head" by Kylie Minogue.
JUDGES: O.o
JADYN: Okay, here's the sexy, hot, cute, fine, lovely, sparkly and pretty Jericho singing "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"!
JERICHO: La la la, lala la la la
I just can't get me outta my head,
Oh, yeah, I am all I think about
I just can't get me outta my head
All you assclowns are too dumb to think about
Every night, every day,
Just to admire my face
I will stay
You can pray
I'll stay pretty, so pretty, yeah yeah
La la la, lala la la la
I just can't get me outta my head
Oh, yeah, I am all I think about
I just can't get me outta my head
All you assclowns are to dumb to think about
There's a dark secret in me…
I had plastic surgery!
On my lips,
And my hips, yeah
And some on my butt, nose and ears…
La la la, lala la la la
I just can't get me outta my head
Oh, yeah, I am all I think about
I just can't get me outta my head
All you assclowns are to dumb to think about
JADYN: Freaky, dude. But you're still hot, my surgically-enhanced cutie. Judges?
ZIM: Nine, because he sang of the greatness of ZIM!
GIR: -dazed- The greatness of ZIIIIIM!
JERICHO: But I didn't.
JADYN: Shut up, you're ahead. Sevvy?
SNAPE: Three, because you called me that.
-JERICHO attempts to injure JADYN-
JADYN: -running around- Kitten?
-Suddenly, men in pretty white coats enter, dropping a strait-jacketed SHELLY on the floor-
MAN #1: Take her back! We don't want her!
SHELLY: This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends!
-The men leave. JADYN is still running away from JERICHO, and has somehow managed to fall over SHELLY, who is sitting on the floor admiring her toes-
JADYN: Kitten, can we get Chris's score?
KITTEN: -trembles, then screams- TENNNNNN!
JADYN: Okay, good. Chris, your score is twenty-two! STOP CHASING ME! Join us after the break!
SHELLY: AIIIIIIIE! Moosejaw! WHERE DID THE PRETTY ANGEL-COOKIES GO????
-Come back for the next chapter and see if Shelly gets any saner!-