Say Huh? Karaoke II
Oops!…What's That, Rock?
Disclaimer: Chapters 1 and 2, please.
Author's Note: I really, really hope the Rock doesn't read fanfiction.
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-JADYN is smacking a SHOWGIRL with GIR-
JADYN: We're back. Unh! Unh! Stupid ho! Anyway, our next contestant is a pie-eatin' piece of beefcake! Welcome… Rock!
-ROCK walks onstage in his usual outfit. Those trackpants, and the shirt…-
JADYN: Rock, what are you going to…
ROCK: Finally! The Rock has come back to Say Huh? Karaoke!
JADYN: Back?
ROCK: Yes, the Rock is back! As Eminem would say, it feels so empty without Rock!
JADYN: When were you here before?
ROCK: It doesn't matter when Rock was here before! What matters is what Rock is going to sing and Rock is going to sing… "Oops!…Rock Did It Again" by the luscious Britney Spears!
JADYN: That's not the title of the song…
ROCK: It doesn't matter! I'm gonna take that song title, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it up your candy ass!
JADYN: What?! Anyway, here's Rock singing "Oops!…Rock Did It Again".
-The lights dim, and when Rock turns around, he's wearing a red vinyl jumpsuit (you all know the one!) and a blonde wig-
ROCK: Yeah, yeah
Ooh, oh, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oops!…Rock thinks he did it again
He made you believe
That Rock's a real man
Oh baby
If you really must know,
My name is Dwayne,
And wrestling's a show
Cause I want all you fans
To know The Rock is just me!
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…Rock did it again
He played with your hearts
While beating up men
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…you all fell in love
You think Rock's sent from above?
Ha! That's a good one!
You see, the problem is this
You're all not that bright
Wishing that Rock and Stone Cold do exist
I cry, looking at signs
Cause you see, you're all fools
Do you really think I'll marry you?
Cause I want all you fans
To know The Rock is just me
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…Rock did it again
He played with your hearts
While beating up men
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…you all fell in love
You think Rock's sent from above?
Ha! That's a good one!
Ooh, oh, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
(The winner is…The Rock!)
Rocky, there's something I want you to see…
Girl, they're fake. But wait a minute, isn't that..?
Yeah, it is.
But I thought Mariah was in rehab!
Well, baby, I went there and got her for you…
Aww, you shouldn't have!
Oops!…I did it again
Forgot that you'll believe anything
Oops!…you think that I'm sent from above
Ha! That's a good one!
Oops!…Rock did it again
He played with your hearts
While beating up men
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…you all fell in love
You think Rock's sent from above?
Ha! That's a good one!
JADYN: Wow. You put a lot of work into that, didn't you?
ROCK: More than you will ever know.
JADYN: Okay, let's go to our judges! Zim and Gir?
ZIM: I don't know. I didn't like it. Six.
ROCK: Six?
ZIM: Six.
GIR: Wheeeeeee!
JADYN: Severus?
SNAPE: Nine.
JADYN: Now you give out good scores?!
SNAPE: Don't question my methods.
JADYN: Kitten and Shelly, your collective scores?
-KITTEN and SHELLY whisper…rather KITTEN whispers to SHELLY, who is drooling-
KITTEN: We'll give him a ten, because he put on that wig.
JADYN: Okay, Mr. Rock, that makes your score twenty-five. Now to bring out our other contestants…
-JACKIE and CHRIS JERICHO run out grinning-
JADYN: Now we have to let the contestant with least amount of points go. And today, that's Jackie!
JACKIE: What?!
JADYN: But, you get this cool, uh, Al Snow punching bag? Please don't kill me!
JACKIE: Okay. That thing rocks!
-JACKIE takes her Al Snow punching bag and leaves. Now only CHRIS JERICHO and ROCK remain. Who will win? I dunno. Tune in and see!-