I read the reviews and I have two things to say about them:
I've seen a lot of very clever guesses on who is the secret admirer. Good job sleuths! *_~
THANK YOU!! I've set myself another record! Thirty reviews in like two days!
I still don't own Inu Yasha. But you already know that.
Chapter 3: A Man Who's Rich....
After joining up with Sango, Miroku and Shippou, they continued to look for shikon shards like nothing out of the ordinary happened. But you wouldn't know that by looking at Inu Yasha. He was walking fast paced like always only he was spacing out, staring at the dirt on the road.
Everyone looked back at him then crowded around Kagome. "Where did you go with him this morning, Lady Kagome?" Mrioku asked.
"Make him stop!" Shippou wined, "He's scaring me! He's like a freakn' zombie!"
She told them about what happened with Sesshomaru and what he said about doing more then look and think.
Sango looked back at Inu Yasha, "He must be deep in thought trying to solve the riddle."
"What do you think Sesshomaru meant by that?" Kagome asked.
"I've heard a term like that before." Sango said. "It's what my dad told me when he was teaching me how to hunt demons. He said, 'Don't make it harder then it is Sango! You need to think outside of the box! Do more then look and think! Sense the earth, look in your heart, and if you want it hard enough you'll find it!" Then Sango stopped because she had started to dig up her old nightmares.
Suddenly they all heard a loud noise that was coming from the direction they were walking. Shippou covered his fragile little Kitsune ears and Inu Yasha instantly snapped out of his trance. "What's that horrible racket!" Shippou shouted.
"It's not that loud!" Miroku shouted.
"WHAT??" Shippou shouted.
"IT'S NOT THAT LOUD!" Miroku shouted.
"WHAT IS IT?? IS IT A DEMON?!?!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"IT SOUNDS MORE METALLIC THEN-" Sango shouted.
From up ahead came an army of Samuri. It was a small army though, about 70 when rounded. And they were all on foot. They carried weapons over their shouders. They stopped infront of the group and the annoying clanking noise stopped. The tall man in the middle front row walked up to them. He looked at Kagome and asked, "Are you Higurushi Kagome?"
She looked at the armor and flashing metal reluctantly then said, "Yes."
He smiled and handed her a bouquet of red and white roses. Then he nodded to his crew then got back in formation. He pulled out a small whistle and blew a high pitched note on it. Inu Yasha winced. All of them got on one knee and started to sing, "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE! MY ONLY SUNSHINE, YOU MAKE ME HAAAPPYYYY! WHEN SKIES ARE GREEEEYYY...."
Kagome held her hands up to her reddening face. Everyone else looked on in shock. They were finally getting to the end of their song, "OH PLEASE DON'T TAAAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAAAY!!! DEAR KAGOME, MISSING YOU. IT'S LIKE TOURTURE NOT BEING WITH YOU. BUT YOU'RE SO CLEVER, YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHO I AM. LOVE, YOUR SECRET ADMIRER!!"
Kagome clapped.
"Who told you to do this? And when?" Inu Yasha asked.
"We're paid not to tell." The middle front row guy said. "But he sent us out last night."
The Samuri turned around and went back to their village.
"I gotta admit," Sango said. "That was the coolest letter I've seen so far."
"Maybe your secret admirer is a samuri." Miroku said. "And he got his troops to sing for you."
"You can pay to have that done though." Sango said. "But you'd have to be a very rich man."
"THAT'S IT!" Inu Yasha suddenly shouted. "It was Naraku! HE took the form of a rich person. And he likes you because he thinks you're clever!" Inu Yasha pointed at Kagome.
"Hey!" she shouted. "What do you mean by 'thinks?" Then he picked her up again and it was Déjà vu for Kagome. "Let's go get him!" Inu Yasha shouted. He started to fly off. The others hesitated then followed.
"Wait a minute!" Kagome shouted. "You really are losing your mind! You know that?! Why would Naraku be sending me letters!!"
"The proof is in the print!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"WHAT PRINT?? The soilders gave us a telegram!" she shouted. "Anyway, why would Naraku want me when he's busy with Kikyo!"
Inu Yasha started to slow down. He looked back at her, "Are you sure."
"Yeah! Unless Kikyo walking over there and listening to her scream 'NARAKU!' for hours on end is just the neighboring village's imagination."
"Inu Yasha stopped and everyone caught up with them. "Oh." Inu Yasha said. Brief silence. "I'LL KILL THAT BASTERD!" Then he flew off again, the others sweatdropped then followed.
"Whatever." Kagome muttered and folded her arms.
Kagura stood at the entrance of Naraku's castle with a paddleball. She counted under her breath, "295, 296, 297, 298, 299-"
"Where's Naraku!" she heard Inu Yasha shout. Kagura missed the ball. She looked up to see Inu Yasha, and Kagome blushing behind him. His friends were coming up behind him.
'Alright! Some real fun!' Kagura thought. She stepped infront of the door and asked, "Yes? Who may I ask is here?"
"Cut the crap, Kagura. I need to see Naraku." Inu Yasha said.
"What are you giving me?" she asked.
"I'll give you a fat lip if you don't get out of my way."
They started sizing each other up while everyone else walked past them and opened the door. Kagura looked over at them and watched them go inside. "Oh! Would you like to come in?!?" she shouted in sarcasm.
Inu Yasha ran through the door.
Naraku sat by his little table in his little room, with his little silence..
Then he watched as Inu Yasha's friend all tried to squeeze through the doorway at the same time. "Ow!" "Move!" "Let me get through first, okay?"
Kagome popped into the room. Followed by Sango, Miroku, and Shippou. Naraku drank from a little shot glass and looked up at them, "What do you all want? Can't you see I'm busy plotting your deaths?"
Suddenly Inu Yasha ran into the room and started yelling at Naraku. "You had better stop sending Kagome letters you sick little freak! And if you're banging Kikyo, I have a right to know!"
Naraku gave him a deadpan look and said, "Replay what you just said in your mind and tell me how YOU think that sounds."
Inu Yasha looked out of the corner of his eyes and thought. When he was done he sweatdropped.
"Who did you say was a sick little freak?" Naraku said.
"Just answer my questions!" Inu Yasha said.
"I don't know what you're talking about and why would I be sending YOUR wench letters?" Naraku said. He smiled at the frustrated anger forming on Inu Yasha's face. "And so what if me and Kikyo are together? You just took too long deciding on who you wanted."
They left the castle. Inu Yasha with the same look on his face thought, 'Great, now I'm about to lose Kikyo AND Kagome.'
Kagome turned on her sterio to listen to her new cassette tape, NOW 10. (Disclaimer: I don't own that either.) She turned it to her favorite song, "Girlfriend" by NSYNC.
"Would you turn that crap off!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"FINE!" she shouted back. She turned off her sterio and the light. 'GEEZ!' she thought. 'I was listening on my headphones even! Whoever this secret admirer is, he'll probably be a better boyfriend then Inu Yasha.'
Shazam! I wonder what the next letter'll say!! Don't you!? (Ha HAAAHH! I'd make an excellent Naraku.) I love reading your predictions so if you have new theories or you haven't given yours yet, please don't hesitate to review.
I've seen a lot of very clever guesses on who is the secret admirer. Good job sleuths! *_~
THANK YOU!! I've set myself another record! Thirty reviews in like two days!
I still don't own Inu Yasha. But you already know that.
Chapter 3: A Man Who's Rich....
After joining up with Sango, Miroku and Shippou, they continued to look for shikon shards like nothing out of the ordinary happened. But you wouldn't know that by looking at Inu Yasha. He was walking fast paced like always only he was spacing out, staring at the dirt on the road.
Everyone looked back at him then crowded around Kagome. "Where did you go with him this morning, Lady Kagome?" Mrioku asked.
"Make him stop!" Shippou wined, "He's scaring me! He's like a freakn' zombie!"
She told them about what happened with Sesshomaru and what he said about doing more then look and think.
Sango looked back at Inu Yasha, "He must be deep in thought trying to solve the riddle."
"What do you think Sesshomaru meant by that?" Kagome asked.
"I've heard a term like that before." Sango said. "It's what my dad told me when he was teaching me how to hunt demons. He said, 'Don't make it harder then it is Sango! You need to think outside of the box! Do more then look and think! Sense the earth, look in your heart, and if you want it hard enough you'll find it!" Then Sango stopped because she had started to dig up her old nightmares.
Suddenly they all heard a loud noise that was coming from the direction they were walking. Shippou covered his fragile little Kitsune ears and Inu Yasha instantly snapped out of his trance. "What's that horrible racket!" Shippou shouted.
"It's not that loud!" Miroku shouted.
"WHAT??" Shippou shouted.
"IT'S NOT THAT LOUD!" Miroku shouted.
"WHAT IS IT?? IS IT A DEMON?!?!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"IT SOUNDS MORE METALLIC THEN-" Sango shouted.
From up ahead came an army of Samuri. It was a small army though, about 70 when rounded. And they were all on foot. They carried weapons over their shouders. They stopped infront of the group and the annoying clanking noise stopped. The tall man in the middle front row walked up to them. He looked at Kagome and asked, "Are you Higurushi Kagome?"
She looked at the armor and flashing metal reluctantly then said, "Yes."
He smiled and handed her a bouquet of red and white roses. Then he nodded to his crew then got back in formation. He pulled out a small whistle and blew a high pitched note on it. Inu Yasha winced. All of them got on one knee and started to sing, "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE! MY ONLY SUNSHINE, YOU MAKE ME HAAAPPYYYY! WHEN SKIES ARE GREEEEYYY...."
Kagome held her hands up to her reddening face. Everyone else looked on in shock. They were finally getting to the end of their song, "OH PLEASE DON'T TAAAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAAAY!!! DEAR KAGOME, MISSING YOU. IT'S LIKE TOURTURE NOT BEING WITH YOU. BUT YOU'RE SO CLEVER, YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHO I AM. LOVE, YOUR SECRET ADMIRER!!"
Kagome clapped.
"Who told you to do this? And when?" Inu Yasha asked.
"We're paid not to tell." The middle front row guy said. "But he sent us out last night."
The Samuri turned around and went back to their village.
"I gotta admit," Sango said. "That was the coolest letter I've seen so far."
"Maybe your secret admirer is a samuri." Miroku said. "And he got his troops to sing for you."
"You can pay to have that done though." Sango said. "But you'd have to be a very rich man."
"THAT'S IT!" Inu Yasha suddenly shouted. "It was Naraku! HE took the form of a rich person. And he likes you because he thinks you're clever!" Inu Yasha pointed at Kagome.
"Hey!" she shouted. "What do you mean by 'thinks?" Then he picked her up again and it was Déjà vu for Kagome. "Let's go get him!" Inu Yasha shouted. He started to fly off. The others hesitated then followed.
"Wait a minute!" Kagome shouted. "You really are losing your mind! You know that?! Why would Naraku be sending me letters!!"
"The proof is in the print!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"WHAT PRINT?? The soilders gave us a telegram!" she shouted. "Anyway, why would Naraku want me when he's busy with Kikyo!"
Inu Yasha started to slow down. He looked back at her, "Are you sure."
"Yeah! Unless Kikyo walking over there and listening to her scream 'NARAKU!' for hours on end is just the neighboring village's imagination."
"Inu Yasha stopped and everyone caught up with them. "Oh." Inu Yasha said. Brief silence. "I'LL KILL THAT BASTERD!" Then he flew off again, the others sweatdropped then followed.
"Whatever." Kagome muttered and folded her arms.
Kagura stood at the entrance of Naraku's castle with a paddleball. She counted under her breath, "295, 296, 297, 298, 299-"
"Where's Naraku!" she heard Inu Yasha shout. Kagura missed the ball. She looked up to see Inu Yasha, and Kagome blushing behind him. His friends were coming up behind him.
'Alright! Some real fun!' Kagura thought. She stepped infront of the door and asked, "Yes? Who may I ask is here?"
"Cut the crap, Kagura. I need to see Naraku." Inu Yasha said.
"What are you giving me?" she asked.
"I'll give you a fat lip if you don't get out of my way."
They started sizing each other up while everyone else walked past them and opened the door. Kagura looked over at them and watched them go inside. "Oh! Would you like to come in?!?" she shouted in sarcasm.
Inu Yasha ran through the door.
Naraku sat by his little table in his little room, with his little silence..
Then he watched as Inu Yasha's friend all tried to squeeze through the doorway at the same time. "Ow!" "Move!" "Let me get through first, okay?"
Kagome popped into the room. Followed by Sango, Miroku, and Shippou. Naraku drank from a little shot glass and looked up at them, "What do you all want? Can't you see I'm busy plotting your deaths?"
Suddenly Inu Yasha ran into the room and started yelling at Naraku. "You had better stop sending Kagome letters you sick little freak! And if you're banging Kikyo, I have a right to know!"
Naraku gave him a deadpan look and said, "Replay what you just said in your mind and tell me how YOU think that sounds."
Inu Yasha looked out of the corner of his eyes and thought. When he was done he sweatdropped.
"Who did you say was a sick little freak?" Naraku said.
"Just answer my questions!" Inu Yasha said.
"I don't know what you're talking about and why would I be sending YOUR wench letters?" Naraku said. He smiled at the frustrated anger forming on Inu Yasha's face. "And so what if me and Kikyo are together? You just took too long deciding on who you wanted."
They left the castle. Inu Yasha with the same look on his face thought, 'Great, now I'm about to lose Kikyo AND Kagome.'
Kagome turned on her sterio to listen to her new cassette tape, NOW 10. (Disclaimer: I don't own that either.) She turned it to her favorite song, "Girlfriend" by NSYNC.
"Would you turn that crap off!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"FINE!" she shouted back. She turned off her sterio and the light. 'GEEZ!' she thought. 'I was listening on my headphones even! Whoever this secret admirer is, he'll probably be a better boyfriend then Inu Yasha.'
Shazam! I wonder what the next letter'll say!! Don't you!? (Ha HAAAHH! I'd make an excellent Naraku.) I love reading your predictions so if you have new theories or you haven't given yours yet, please don't hesitate to review.