Another German Story… we're having a retirement party for my German Teacher
this Friday…. We finally drove him nucking futs. Ah. We love him and he
loves us so we'll all be good. Now on to another idiotic deutsche klasse….
Oh! By the way, I have no clue who teaches what. Thanks to Medrelina the Weird for the correction about Professor Vector and Silverfox for my spelling correction. I Don't know who teaches Astronomy, so I'm calling them Professor Vector again. R/R if you know. Thanks!
Harry glanced at his watch. He really had to leave now. But Snape was in the middle of a rant about poor behavior. No way was he gonna get up in the middle of class and leave, even if Snape knew he was going to. Harry and Hermione had to make up an Astronomy class they had missed while helping Hagrid care for his newest class specimen, a Puffskein. They weren't as cute as they seemed, as one of them had wrapped itself around Harry and Hermione's legs, causing them both to fall and become immobile.
Because of that, they had missed Astronomy, and to make it up, Professor Vector told them they had to chart a complicated star chart while the sky was in a certain place. But they could only do it once a month on a certain time. This month, it was NOW, and they had to do it then, because the next two fell on holidays when they would be away from school. Professor Vector had told Snape to let them out when they needed to go, and Snape had (grudgingly) consented.
But as the time crept by, Snape showed no signs of dismissing the students. He continued with his lecture. Desperately, Harry signaled to Hermione and crawled on the floor. Hermione followed, and they snuck out of the class on hands and knees, dragging their bags behind them.
They stood up once outside, congratulated each other, and ran off down the hall. Just as they reached the end of the corridor, however, the door to Snape's dungeon flew open, slamming dramatically into the wall behind it.
"GET OUT YOU MORON! GET OUUUUUUT!" Snape's voice, magnified by seemingly a thousand times, shook the very foundation of Hogwarts as a book bag came sailing in a graceful arch out of the door. Following it very closely was Draco Malfoy and a pissed Snape, who catapulted Draco further down into the dungeons by his ears.
"YOU'LL JUST WISH YOU COULD BLEED BY THE TIME YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON, MALFOY, YOU IGNORANT ARROGANT ASSHOLE!"
Under any other circumstances, Harry and Hermione would have burst into laughter. But with Snape's menacing Growls and Mafloy's yelps of pain, it was all they could do to run for the Astronomy Tower as fast as they could and not look back.
Again, based off of a true story. I love your guy's reviews, if you have any stupid stories to share, tell them to me and I'll add 'em to this. Thanks! You guys are great!
Oh! By the way, I have no clue who teaches what. Thanks to Medrelina the Weird for the correction about Professor Vector and Silverfox for my spelling correction. I Don't know who teaches Astronomy, so I'm calling them Professor Vector again. R/R if you know. Thanks!
Harry glanced at his watch. He really had to leave now. But Snape was in the middle of a rant about poor behavior. No way was he gonna get up in the middle of class and leave, even if Snape knew he was going to. Harry and Hermione had to make up an Astronomy class they had missed while helping Hagrid care for his newest class specimen, a Puffskein. They weren't as cute as they seemed, as one of them had wrapped itself around Harry and Hermione's legs, causing them both to fall and become immobile.
Because of that, they had missed Astronomy, and to make it up, Professor Vector told them they had to chart a complicated star chart while the sky was in a certain place. But they could only do it once a month on a certain time. This month, it was NOW, and they had to do it then, because the next two fell on holidays when they would be away from school. Professor Vector had told Snape to let them out when they needed to go, and Snape had (grudgingly) consented.
But as the time crept by, Snape showed no signs of dismissing the students. He continued with his lecture. Desperately, Harry signaled to Hermione and crawled on the floor. Hermione followed, and they snuck out of the class on hands and knees, dragging their bags behind them.
They stood up once outside, congratulated each other, and ran off down the hall. Just as they reached the end of the corridor, however, the door to Snape's dungeon flew open, slamming dramatically into the wall behind it.
"GET OUT YOU MORON! GET OUUUUUUT!" Snape's voice, magnified by seemingly a thousand times, shook the very foundation of Hogwarts as a book bag came sailing in a graceful arch out of the door. Following it very closely was Draco Malfoy and a pissed Snape, who catapulted Draco further down into the dungeons by his ears.
"YOU'LL JUST WISH YOU COULD BLEED BY THE TIME YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON, MALFOY, YOU IGNORANT ARROGANT ASSHOLE!"
Under any other circumstances, Harry and Hermione would have burst into laughter. But with Snape's menacing Growls and Mafloy's yelps of pain, it was all they could do to run for the Astronomy Tower as fast as they could and not look back.
Again, based off of a true story. I love your guy's reviews, if you have any stupid stories to share, tell them to me and I'll add 'em to this. Thanks! You guys are great!