Weakest Link, Live from Smallville

by sgccyberwolf

Cross Weakest Link and Smallville and this is what you get. Just loaded Round Seven is up (Chapter 8). The final vote has been cast and some has left with nothing. Thanks to the people who voted to move the story forward. Th final round will be next.

3. Round Two

Title: Weakest Link: Live from Smallville

Author: Sgccyberwolf

Rating: This story will mainly be PG but could slip to PG-13 and R based on players responses to getting kicked off the show by their friends.

Summary: I was just playing Weakest Link on my PC and I thought how hard would be to write the Smallville Cast into the show. I am sure this has been done on many other TV shows, so I thought one more couldn't hurt. Enjoy :-)

Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville or The Weakest Link.

Chapter 3: Round Two

[The announcer has just told the audience who statistically were the weakest links. The players are now writing down who they think was the weakest player]

[End of voting music cues]

Anne: Voting over. It is now time to reveal who you think was the weakest link

[as the votes are about to be revealed the classic four note melody is played]

Clark: Whitney

Lana: Chloe

Chloe: Whitney

Pete: Amy

Whitney: Clark

Lex: Whitney

Amy: Whitney

Tina: Lana

Anne: Lana, why did you vote for Chloe?

Lana: Well, she missed that simple math question. She's a straight A student and editor of the school paper and she blew a simple division problem.

Anne: Can you divide in your head under the pressure of a time limit?

Lana: I don't know.

Anne: Just what I thought, Clark, what did you vote for Whitney?

Clark: Did he get any right that round. We're here to make money. He just has to go.

Anne: I see. Whitney, why did you vote for Clark?

Whitney: I see how he looks at Lana. I just figured if he wanted to keep watching her, he could do it from the Green Room and leave the game.

Anne: Did you think he was the worst player?

Whitney: No.

Anne: Who did you think was the worst player?

Whitney: Maybe me.

Anne: Correct! Well Whitney, the team has just chosen to sack the quarterback. With four votes you are the weakest link, goodbye!

[Walk of shame music plays as Whitney steps from behind his podium and walks off stage.]

Whitney: [from backstage the final thought window appears showing Whitney] I can't believe I was voted off first. The whole team turned against me. I think Amy will go next.

[The camera comes back to Anne. As some of the ominous music plays]

Anne: Round 2 Team. You have $11,500 in the kitty. There are seven of you left and we are taking ten seconds off the clock. We will start with the strongest link from the last round, that's Pete. Lets play, the Weakest Link.

[Beginning of round music plays]

Anne: Start the clock. [2:20] Pete, Franklin Roosevelt held a series of informal radio addresses that were called this during the Great Depression?

Pete: Fireside Chats. [2:13]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Lex, Christopher Hewett played a British housekeeper on what television sitcom?

Lex: Mr. Belvedere. [2:08]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Amy, Prior to Jay Leno, who hosted the Tonight Show?

Amy: [1.59] Johnny Carson. [2:00]

Anne: Correct ($5000).

Tina: BANK! $5000

Anne: Tina, In Meteorology, a Barometer is used to measure what?

Tina: Atmospheric Pressure [1:54]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Clark, name the fictional park that Yogi Bear tries to steal picnic basket lunches in?

Clark: Yellowsto [hits the podium with his fist]… no I mean Jellystone. [1:45]

Anne: Jellystone. Lana, the term "Fortnight" refers to how many consecutive days?

Lana: 14 days. [1:35]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Chloe, In the George Orwell book, "Animal Farm" what kind of animals were Napoleon, Snowball and Old Major?

Chloe: Pigs. [1:25]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Pete, who is the current Chairman for the U.S. Federal Reserve Board?

Pete: [pauses for a second] Greenspan. [1:18]

Anne: Correct ($5000).

Lex: BANK! $10000

Anne: Lex, In 1983, what dolls created by Xavier Roberts caused a buying frenzy at Christmas time because they came with adoption papers?

Lex: Cabbage Patch Kids. [1:13]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Amy, what denomination of U.S. Coinage did Susan B Anthony's head appear on?

Amy: The Dollar Coin. [1:06]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Tina, Besides "TNT", what other television channel does Ted Turner found?

Tina: USA. [0:58]

Anne: CNN. Clark, The "Fat Boy" and "Hugger" are names given to what brand of motorcycle?

Clark: Harley Davidson [0:48]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Lana, In Prudential's advertising what are they telling you to get a piece of?

Lana: The Rock [0:39]

Anne: Correct ($2500).

Chloe: BANK! $12500

Anne: Chloe, In the song, "Frosty the Snowman", what natural mineral are his eyes made of?

Chloe: Coal. [0:31]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Pete, what "k" is the name of flightless bird and a fruit?

Pete: Kiwi [0:23]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Lex, What actor one back to back Academy awards for his performances in Forest Gump and Philadelphia?

Lex: Tom Cruise [0:17]

Anne: Tom Hanks. Amy, On what TV Show did The Beetles make their American Debut on?

Amy: American Bandstand [0:12]

Anne: The Ed Sullivan Show. Tina, what children's author published books such are Blubber and Superfudge?

Tina: I don't know. [0:04]

Anne: Judy Blume. Clark, What A is the name of [before the question is completed the music goes off for the end of round 2]…

Time is up. I can not complete the question. Would it have mattered? In that round team you did not even come close to your $125,000 target. You chose to accept just 1/10th of your target by banking a measly, paltry $12,500.

Who's the pest of this team. I urge you now to remove the runt of your litter by voting for who you think is the weakest link.

[Pre-vote music plays]

Announcer: Pete is the strongest link for the second time this game. Tina is the weakest link. She answered the majority her questions wrong. Both Lex and Tina banked money for the team. Who game is over now?

To Be Continued