Weakest Link, Live from Smallville

by sgccyberwolf

Cross Weakest Link and Smallville and this is what you get. Just loaded Round Seven is up (Chapter 8). The final vote has been cast and some has left with nothing. Thanks to the people who voted to move the story forward. Th final round will be next.

4. Round Three

Title: Weakest Link: Live from Smallville

Author: Sgccyberwolf

Rating: This story will mainly be PG but could slip to PG-13 and R based on players responses to getting kicked off the show by their friends.

Summary: I was just playing Weakest Link on my PC and I thought how hard would be to write the Smallville Cast into the show. I am sure this has been done on many other TV shows, so I thought one more couldn't hurt. Enjoy :-)

Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville or The Weakest Link.

Chapter 4: Round Three

[The announcer has just told the audience who statistically were the weakest links. The players are now writing down who they think was the weakest player]

[End of voting music cues]

Anne: Voting over. It is now time to reveal who you think was the weakest link

[as the votes are about to be revealed the classic four note melody is played]

Clark: Amy

Lana: Amy

Chloe: Amy

Pete: Amy

Lex: Amy

Amy: Chloe

Tina: Lana

Anne: Tina, why Lana?

Lana: Well she's Miss Perfect. She can have anything she wants, but she won't get the money.

Anne: Chloe, what did Amy do wrong?

Chloe: I think she only answered a single question right that round. She also takes too long to answer.

Anne: [The camera pans from Chloe to Anne and then over to Amy] Well Amy, they say parting is sweet sorrow but in this game we say, "with five votes you are the weakest link… Goodbye!"

[Walk of shame music plays as Amy steps from behind her podium and walks off stage.]

Amy: [from backstage the final thought window appears showing Whitney] I don't fault the team for voting me off. I was to distracted by Lex to effectively play the game and the team suffered for my poor performance. If I had to guess I would say Tina or Lex will go next.

[The camera comes back to Anne. As some of the ominous music plays]

Anne: Round 3 team. You have banked so far $24,000. Only six of your remain. Another 10 seconds is coming off the clock. The strongest link from the last round was Pete. Lets play, the Weakest Link.

[Beginning of round music plays]

Anne: Start the clock. [2:10] Pete, In Karats, what is the number that represents pure gold?

Chloe: 24. [2:05]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Lex, Semper Fi is a motto used by what branch of the US Armed Forces?

Lex: The Army. [1:58]

Anne: The Marines. Tina, Forbes Magazine names what "L" as toy of the century?

Tina: Lego. [1:50]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Clark, What pasta shape is quite literally named after the Italian word for Butterfly?

Clark: Farfalle. [1:42]

Anne: Correct ($2500).

Lana: BANK! $2500

Anne: Lana, the Preakness Stakes is held at what Baltimore race track?

Lana: Pimlico. [1:35]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Chloe, Michael Flatley foes by what nickname for his dance shows?

Chloe: The Lord of the Dance. [1:27]

Anne: Correct ($2500).

Pete: BANK! $5000

Anne: Pete, Teflon cooking material was trademarked by what company?

Pete: Dow Corning. [1:21]

Anne: Dupont. Lex, Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa in what century?

Lex: Sixteenth. [1:15]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Tina, Before becoming President of Russia, what part of the government did Vladimir Putin work for?

Tina: The Kremlin. [1:00]

Anne: KGB. Clark, Scamp's adventure was the sequel to what Disney classic film?

Clark: Lady and the Tramp. [0:53]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Lana, The Hippocratic Oath is taken by members of what profession?

Lana: Medicine. [0:48]

Anne: Judges… Correct ($2500), well accept Medicine or Doctors. Chloe…

Chloe: BANK! $7500

Anne: Chloe, The Tony Awards celebrate performers in what realm of acting?

Chloe: The Theater [0:39]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Pete, What rock star has been on the cover of Rolling Stone more than 20 times?

Pete: Michael Jackson [0:30]

Anne: Mick Jagger. Lex, What is the marketing slogan of Bounty paper towel?

Lex: The quicker picker upper. [0:24]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Tina, what "a" is a short-knotted scarf seen worn around the neck of Fred on Scooby Doo?

Tina: Ascot [0:18]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Clark, the Rorschach Test exposes patients to what?

Clark: Ink Blots [0:05]

Lana: BANK! $10000

Anne: Lana, [before Anne starts the question the music plays signaling the end of round 3]…

Anne: [the camera moves from the stage to Anne] Times Up! In that round team you managed to bank another smallish $10,000. That money will go through to the next round but one of you will certainly not.

If I offer you a penny for your thoughts… will I get change back? Who could fill up and encyclopedia with what they don't know? I urge you now to vote off the weakest link.

[Pre-vote music plays]

Announcer: In this round Clark is the strongest link. He answered all his questions correctly. In a stunning reversal, Pete is now the weakest link, but did bank money for the team. Lana banked the most for the team. Who game is over now?

To Be Continued