Weakest Link, Live from Smallville

by sgccyberwolf

Cross Weakest Link and Smallville and this is what you get. Just loaded Round Seven is up (Chapter 8). The final vote has been cast and some has left with nothing. Thanks to the people who voted to move the story forward. Th final round will be next.

5. Round Four

Title: Weakest Link: Live from Smallville

Author: Sgccyberwolf

Rating: This story will mainly be PG but could slip to PG-13 and R based on players responses to getting kicked off the show by their friends.

Summary: I was just playing Weakest Link on my PC and I thought how hard would be to write the Smallville Cast into the show. I am sure this has been done on many other TV shows, so I thought one more couldn't hurt. Enjoy :-)

Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville or The Weakest Link.

Chapter 5: Round Four

[The announcer has just told the audience who statistically were the weakest links. The players are now writing down who they think was the weakest player]

[End of voting music cues]

Anne: Voting over. It is now time to reveal who you think was the weakest link

[as the votes are about to be revealed the classic four note melody is played]

Clark: Tina

Lana: Chloe

Chloe: Tina

Pete: Tina

Lex: Tina

Tina: Lana

Anne: Lex, why Lana?

Lex: Well I just got some creepy vibes from her that round.

Anne: Did you think she was the worst player?

Lex: No, but her success this round may get to her head. Its better for the team to eliminate a dangerous player now while we can still compensate for the loss.

Anne: That was probably the dumbest answer thus far. I believe we are all dumber for just trying to comprehend the meaning of that. Chloe, why Tina.

Chloe: I believe she was the weakest. I don't think she answered more than one right that round.

Anne: [The camera pans from Lana to Anne] Well Tina its time for you to face the music, "with four votes you are the weakest link… Goodbye!" [as Anne finishes her dialogue the camera switch to Tina for her walk of shame]

[Walk of shame music plays as Tina steps from behind her podium and walks towards Anne. As she approaches Anne she morphs to match Anne's facial features and skin tones.]

Tina: [from backstage the final thought window appears showing Tina pretending to be Anne] I thought Anne needed a taste of her own medicine for a change. Anne you are the weakest line, goodbye!.

[The camera comes back to Anne. As some of the ominous music plays]

Anne: Round 4 team. So far you have banked $34,000. The record thus far has been $167,500, so if you geniuses continue, you may stumble upon a new record. With only five of you left we will be taking another ten seconds off the clock leaving you only two minutes in this round. We will start with the strongest link from the last round, that's Lana Lets play, the Weakest Link.

[Beginning of round music plays]

Anne: Start the clock. [2:00] Clark, What credit card company uses the Roman Centurion as the logo for their card?

Clark: American Express [1:53]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Lana, What software giant released the X-Box game console in 2002?

Pete: Microsoft. [1:43]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Chloe, Brent Spiner played what one name character on Star Trek: The Next Generation.?

Chloe: Data. [1:37]

Anne: Correct ($5000). Pete, What Role Playing Game company was acquired by Wizards of the Coast in 2000?

Pete: TSR [1:30]

Anne: Correct ($10000). Lex, The words Modulator / Demodulator are used to make up the name of what computer device?

Lex: Modem. [1:23]

Anne: Correct ($25000). Clark, What is the sum of 1/2 of the square root of 81?

Clark: 3. [1:14]

Lana: BANK! $25000

Anne: Lana, What "A" is a fleet of warships and the name of the 16th century fleet used to over throw Elizabeth the 1st of England?

Lana: Armada. [1:07]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Chloe, Which temperature scale has a higher reading during summer; Ferenhite or Celsius?

Chloe: Ferenhite. [0:56]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Pete, what winged human is connected to Valentine's Day?

Pete: Cupid. [0:45]

Anne: Correct ($5000). Lex, What Football League was started in 2002 by a partnership between Vince McMahon of the WWF and NBC?

Lex: XFL. [0:37]

Anne: Correct ($10000). Clark, What DC super hero met his end in 1993 only to return due to readers demands?

Clark: Superman. [0:31]

Anne: Correct ($25000).

Lana: BANK! $50000

Anne: Lana, What character in the Star Wars series did James Earl Jones lend his voice too?

Lana: Could you please repeat the question.

Anne: Lana, What character in the Star Wars series did James Earl Jones lend his voice too?

Lana: Darth Vader [0:16]

Anne: Correct ($1000).

Chloe: BANK! $51000

Anne: Chloe, Presently, what version of the Pentium Processor has Intel released to the consumer market?

Chloe: Pentium 4 [0:08]

Anne: Correct ($1000).

Pete: BANK! $52000

Anne: Pete, What "T" refers to a paper size and a magazine found at Supermarket check out stands?

Pete: Tribune. [0:02]

Anne: Tabloid.

[Just as Anne gives the correct answer to the last question the music for the end of the round plays]…

Anne: [the camera moves from the stage to Anne] Times Up! In that round team you managed to bank a somewhat impressive $52,000. That money will go through to the next round but one of you will certainly not.

[The camera pans around the stage and we see the team celebrating for what they consider a job well done]

Anne: [the camera the moves back to Anne at the central podium] Quiet!

Which one of you is most like to graduate at the bottom of the class? I urge you to eject the idiot and dump the dead weight by voting off who you think is the weakest link.

[Pre-vote music plays]

Announcer: In this round Lana is the strongest link. She answered all her questions correctly and banked the most money for the team. Pete is the weakest link for the second round in a row. Who game is over now?

To Be Continued