Weakest Link, Live from Smallville

by sgccyberwolf

Cross Weakest Link and Smallville and this is what you get. Just loaded Round Seven is up (Chapter 8). The final vote has been cast and some has left with nothing. Thanks to the people who voted to move the story forward. Th final round will be next.

6. Round Five

Title: Weakest Link: Live from Smallville

Author: Sgccyberwolf

Rating: This story will mainly be PG but could slip to PG-13 and R based on players responses to getting kicked off the show by their friends.

Summary: I was just playing Weakest Link on my PC and I thought how hard would be to write the Smallville Cast into the show. I am sure this has been done on many other TV shows, so I thought one more couldn't hurt. Enjoy :-)

Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville or The Weakest Link.

Chapter 5: Round Four

[The announcer has just told the audience who statistically were the weakest links. The players are now writing down who they think was the weakest player]

[End of voting music cues]

Anne: Voting over. It is now time to reveal who you think was the weakest link

[as the votes are about to be revealed the classic four note melody is played]

Clark: Pete

Lana: Lex

Chloe: Pete

Pete: Lex

Lex: Pete

Anne: Chloe, why Pete?

Chloe: Well he answered the only question right that round.

Anne: Have you answered any questions wrong this game? I seem to remember you blew a simple math question in the first round.

Chloe: {hanging her head in shame} Yes.

Anne: I see. Clark, why Pete.

Clark: Like Chloe said he missed most of his questions.

Anne: I see.

Anne: [The camera pans from Lana to Anne] Well Pete, your yearbook caption will read, "most likely to be voted by his friends." "With two votes you are the weakest link… Goodbye!" [as Anne finishes her dialogue the camera switches to Pete for his walk of shame]

Pete: [from backstage the final thought window appears showing Pete] I can't believe my friends voted me off. I guess when money is on the line friendship doesn't matter. I think Lex will be the next to go.

[The camera comes back to Anne. As some of the ominous music plays]

Round 5 team. So far you have banked $86,000. There are just four of you left. We're cutting another ten seconds off your time. The strongest link from the last round was Lana. Lets play, the Weakest link.

[Beginning of round music plays]

Anne: Start the clock. [1:50] Lana, what Comedy Cental television show stars Jimmy Kimmel?

Lana: The Man Show [1:42]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Chloe, What software giant gives away its internet browser for free?

Chloe: Microsoft. [1:37]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Lex, what does the automotive initials BMW stand for?

Lex: Bavarian Motor Works. [1:30]

Anne: Correct ($5000). Clark, Was Lord of the Rings a book or movie first?

Clark: Movie [1:22]

Anne: Book. Lana, If a US coin has "d" stamp is it from Denver or Detroit?

Lana: Detroit. [1:14]

Anne: Denver. Chloe, Which energy drink uses the slogan, "Drain the Lizard."

Chloe: Red Bull. [1:03]

Anne: Sobe. Lex, What actor protray Hannibal Lector in "Silence of the Lambs"?

Lex: Robert Englund. [0:54]

Anne: Anthony Hopkins. Clark, What is the square root of 625?

Clark: 25. [0:44]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Lana, After scoring "The Phantom Menace," who returned to score "Attack of the Clones"?

Lana: Quincy Jones. [0:35]

Anne: John Williams. Chloe, BP merged with what other gasoline company this year?

Chloe: Amoco. [0:26]

Anne: Correct ($1000).

Lex: BANK! $1000

Anne: Lex, Jay walking is a feature on what late night talk show

Lex: The Tonight Show. [0:20]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Clark, What do the network initials ABC stand for?

Clark: American Broadcasting Company [0:12]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Lana, Jennifer Lopez launched the clothing line "J-Lo" with the help of what famous clothing designer?

Lana: Hilfiger [0:06]

Anne: Correct ($5000).

Chloe: BANK! $6000

Anne: Chloe, What actor starred in "A Knights Tale" and "Ten Things…" [Before Anne can finish the question, the end of the round plays]…

Anne: [the camera moves from the stage to Anne] Times Up! In that round you managed to bank just $6,000. That money will go through to the next round but one of you will certainly not.

[The camera pans around the stage and every has their poker face on]

It's now time for a fool and his money to part ways. I urged to suspend that fool. It's time now to vote off who you think is the weakest link.

[Pre-vote music plays]

Announcer: Astonishingly, Lana has gone from the strongest to weakest link. She answered the most questions wrong. Chloe is the strongest link. She banked the most money for the team. Whose game is over now?

To Be Continued