Weakest Link, Live from Smallville

by sgccyberwolf

Cross Weakest Link and Smallville and this is what you get. Just loaded Round Seven is up (Chapter 8). The final vote has been cast and some has left with nothing. Thanks to the people who voted to move the story forward. Th final round will be next.

7. Round Six

Title: Weakest Link: Live from Smallville

Author: Sgccyberwolf

Rating: This story will mainly be PG but could slip to PG-13 and R based on players responses to getting kicked off the show by their friends.

Summary: I was just playing Weakest Link on my PC and I thought how hard would be to write the Smallville Cast into the show. I am sure this has been done on many other TV shows, so I thought one more couldn't hurt. Enjoy :-)

Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville or The Weakest Link.

Chapter 5: Round Six

[The announcer has just told the audience who statistically were the weakest links. The players are now writing down who they think was the weakest player]

[End of voting music cues]

Anne: Voting over. It is now time to reveal who you think was the weakest link

[as the votes are about to be revealed the classic four note melody is played]

Clark: Lana

Lana: Lex

Chloe: Lana

Lex: Lana

Anne: I see, Chloe, who did you vote off in the first round?

Chloe: Whitney.

Anne: How about in the second?

Chloe: Amy.

Anne: In the third?

Chloe: Tina.

Anne: The fourth?

Chloe: Pete.

Anne: And now in the fifth?

Chloe: Lana.

Anne: [Anne raises her voice in an authoritative tone] And Clark…

Clark: [Clark looks down in shame] I plead the fifth.

Anne: [with a devilish grin] No Clark you can't. Who did you vote for after the first round?

Clark: Whitney.

Anne: After the second round?

Chloe: Amy.

Anne: During the third vote?

Clark: Tina.

Anne: The fourth?

Clark: Pete.

Anne: And now?

Clark: Lana.

Anne: Well Lana, the team has added another accomplishment to your list of successes. You are now Miss Weakest Link. Good bye!

Lana: [from backstage the final thought window appears showing ] I can't believe they all conspired against me to get me kicked off. I think the conspiracy will turn on Lex next.

[The camera comes back to Anne. As some of the ominous music plays]

Round 6 team. So far team you have managed to bank $92,000. There are just three of you little weasels left. We're taking another ten seconds off the time. Strongest link from the last round was Chloe. Lets play the weakest link.

[Beginning of round music plays]

Anne: Start the clock. [1:40] Chloe, What "j" is another name for a hot tub?

Chloe: Jacuzzi. [1:34]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Lex, What country, to our south, is run by Fidel Castro?

Lex: Cuba. [1:27]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Clark, Leonardo DiCaprio starred in what movie remake of a Shakespearean play?

Clark: Romeo and Juliet [1:21]

Anne: Correct ($5000).

Chloe: BANK! $5000

Anne: Chloe, What author wrote the books Animal Farm and 1984?

Chloe: George Orwell [1:12]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Lex, What band starred in and wrote music for the game Revolution X?

Lex: Stone Temple Pilots. [1:01]

Anne: Aerosmith. Clark, How many meters are in a kilometer?

Clark: 1000. [0:56]

Anne: Correct ($1000).

Chloe: BANK! $6000

Anne: Chloe, What actor currently portrays George Bush Jr. on Saturday Night Live?

Chloe: Dana Carvey. [0:47]

Anne: Will Farrell. Lex, what college degree gets its name from the Greek word for folded paper?

Lex: Bachelors. [0:41]

Anne: Diploma. Clark, What armored car service uses a blue shield with a "b" as its logo?

Clark: Brinks. [0:30]

Anne: Correct ($1000). Chloe, What state with the nickname of "The Panhandle State" forms most of the northern border of Texas?

Chloe: Oklahoma. [0:24]

Anne: Correct ($2500). Lex, What talking gremlin like toy was toy of the year in 1998?

Lex: Could you repeat the question please [0:14]

Anne: What talking gremlin like toy was toy of the year in 1998?

Lex: Tickle Me Elmo. [0:02]

Anne: Furby. In Science [Before Anne can start the question, the end of the round plays]…

Anne: [the camera moves from the stage to Anne] Times Up! In that round you managed to bank just $6,000. That money will go through to the next round but one of you will certainly not.

[The camera pans around the stage and every has their poker face on]

All right team, you need to choose which one of you is least likely to help you in round 7 to continue to raise the bank balance. In round 7 we will double whatever you bank. I urge you now to vote off who you think is the weakest link.

[Pre-vote music plays]

Announcer: In this final vote Clark, the strongest link from round 3, is now strongest link again. Lex is now the weakest link. He answered the majority of his questions wrong. Chloe banked all the money for the team. Whose game is over now?

To Be Continued