Title: Weakest Link: Live from Smallville
Author: Sgccyberwolf
Rating: This story will mainly be PG but could slip to PG-13 and R based on players responses to getting kicked off the show by their friends.
Summary: I was just playing Weakest Link on my PC and I thought how hard would be to write the Smallville Cast into the show. I am sure this has been done on many other TV shows, so I thought one more couldn't hurt. Enjoy :-)
Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville or The Weakest Link.
Chapter 5: Round Seven
[The announcer has just told the audience who statistically were the weakest links. The players are now writing down who they think was the weakest player]
[End of voting music cues]
Anne: Voting over. It is now time to reveal who you think was the weakest link
[as the votes are about to be revealed the classic four note melody is played]
Clark: Lex
Chloe: Lex
Lex: Chloe
Anne: Well, like we didn't see this coming. Clark, Chloe, it seems like you had this whole game planned from the beginning. Clark, what did Lex do wrong?
Clark: He was weakest link.
Anne: Chloe, what did Lex do to offend you?
Chloe: I couldn't vote Clark off, he is my best friend.
Anne: Is Clark more than your best friend?
Chloe: I am no at liberty to say.
Anne: I see. Well Lex, I don't know what to say other than, "you are the weakest link, goodbye."
Lex: [from backstage the final thought window appears showing ] I don't fault them from removing me from the team. I was only here to support them. If I had one the money would have been donated to charity.
[The camera comes back to Anne. As some of the ominous music plays]
Round 7 team. So far you have managed to bank $98,000. There are just two of you left. In this round you will only have 90 seconds, but whatever you banked will be doubled and added to the banks from the previous rounds to make up your grand prize money. We will start with the strongest link from the last round and that was Clark. Lets play the weakest link.
[Beginning of round music plays]
Anne: Start the clock. [1:30] Clark, What "p" is a university that is part of Ivy League?
Clark: Princeton. [1:23]
Anne: Correct ($1000). Chloe, A Bicentennial is who many years?
Chloe: 200. [1:17]
Anne: Correct ($2500). Clark, what "b" is the name of a type of internet connection that Cable and DSL belong too?
Clark: Broadband [1:08]
Anne: Correct ($5000). Chloe, The Statue of Liberty was a gift from what country?
Chloe: France [0:59]
Anne: Correct ($10000).
Clark: BANK! $10000
Anne: Clark, How many games in current production make up the game family known as The Sims?
Clark: Four. [0:50]
Anne: Five. Chloe, What company makes the Desk Jet line of printers?
Chloe: HP. [0:42]
Anne: Correct ($1000). Clark, What was the name of the ship that brought the pilgrims to shores of America?
Clark: The Mayflower. [0:34]
Anne: Correct ($2500).
Chloe: BANK! $12500
Anne: Chloe, The movie "O" was a remake of what Shakespearean play?
Chloe: Othello. [0:27]
Anne: Correct ($1000). Clark, On a calculator, what trig function is abbreviated "TAN"?
Clark: Tangent. [0:20]
Anne: Correct ($2500).
Chloe: BANK! $15000
Anne: Chloe, What state is the home to current Vice President, Dick Cheney?
Chloe: Could you repeat the… Wyoming. [0:06]
Anne: Correct ($1000). Clark, Who wrote the theme to Jaws?
Clark: John Williams. [0:00]
Anne: Times Up! Your answer was too late. In that round you managed to bank just $15,000. That money will be doubled to $30,000 and added to the banks from the previous rounds to give you a grand prize of $128,000.
[The camera pans between Chloe and Clark and back to Anne at center stage]
But only one student can take this money home to attend the college of their choice.
To Be Continued