A/N-Sorry again if this causes you to fear for our sanity. Hope you enjoy
it!
Disclaimer: We, unfortunately, do not own Lord of the Rings or anything else in this story besides ourselves. And, thankfully, we do not own "Fishin' Around." Once again, the person who created the game and the annoying song to match should be shot.
* * * * *
Haley grabbed the Fishin' Around game and ran up to Nicki's room. The nine members of the fellowship followed her through the portal, and, catching a glimpse of her entering the stairs, ascended the stairs as well.
Mrs. M. saw the strange men on the stairs as she passed and screamed. "Who are you? Where did you come from? And are you wearing a skirt??" This last question was directed at Legolas.
The nine tried to draw their swords in the stairway, but it was too narrow and they only succeeded in bruising their elbows. Turning, they saw the young girl running into a room and decided that she was more important than the new woman. They started after her once again.
Meanwhile, Haley had hidden behind Nicki's bed, and the five chatting girls thought nothing of it. They shrugged and continued their conversation.
The assortment of odd characters sprinted into the room and stopped dead. The girls screamed, and the fellowship yelled.
"I know you!" the girls yelled.
"I know you!" the fellowship yelled in return.
"From where?!" the nine yelled in unison.
"The movie!" the five girls answered. "Where have you seen us?"
"THE MOVIE!!" the nine answered.
"There's a movie?!" the two groups demanded.
"Nicki!!"
"Legolas!"
"They must have heard your insults while we were watching them!" the other twelve said.
"You insulted us?" the two groups asked each other.
"You want a piece of this?" all of them yelled.
However, before the groups could hurt each other, the Fishin' Around song started up from behind the bed. All fourteen beings jumped for her, and fell into another mysterious portal…
* * * * *
The fellowship, plus five "interesting" girls, had just left Rivendell.
"Why are you following her?" the fellowship asked them.
"She's my sister!" Nicki yelled in frustration. "Why are you following her?" she asked in return.
"Well," said Aragorn, "she has this ring of ours…" Haley had run down the path ahead of the new fellowship of fourteen, and was chased.
Her screams could be heard from a distance as she argued with Frodo. "Dodo!" she called him.
"Frodo," he corrected.
"Dodo!" she argued.
"Frodo," he returned, losing his patience.
"DODO!" she yelled.
"Frodo!" he said.
"DODO!" Haley yelled, and then released a piercing scream.
"OK!" Frodo finally gave up, easing the girl's tantrum.
"Why couldn't you just have said that earlier…" Patty muttered.
Over by a flat rock sat Lauren and Legolas, discussing different kinds of hair products. "I use Finesse," Legolas stated. "It keeps my hair shiny and smooth."
"Really? With that long hair I had thought you would use something that prevented tangles-"
"Elven hair does NOT tangle!" Legolas interrupted.
"Sure…"Lauren muttered. *Elves*, she thought.
Christine and Pippin were also chatting together. "If you hobbits are all from the shire, why do you have different accents?" Christine asked. Pippin simply rolled his eyes.
Behind a bush, Meghan was busy seducing Aragorn. *He hasn't seen Legally Blond*, she thought. *Haha, perfect.* She "accidentally" dropped her bracelet, and bent to pick it up. Suddenly she snapped back again. Aragorn simply stared at her. *Bend and snap, works every time…*
Haley was poking Patty as she sat on a log, resting. "I'm going to kill her…" she said under her breath.
Boromir was teaching Nicki and Merry how to sword fight. Boromir had Nicki cornered, and she yelled, "Merry, attack!!" With a savage yell, Merry was on Boromir, biting his knees.
Suddenly a shadow passed over the journeying fellowship. They looked up, and Legolas yelled, "It's the Crebain!" They were flying swiftly in their direction, so they all hid in the bushes.
The Crebain swarmed around them, seemingly not seeing them, and then flew away in the direction they had come from. Christine stood up and looked around. "Where's Meghan?" she asked.
Gandalf looked around as well. "And Aragorn…uh oh." They found the two people behind a bush, making out.
"Meghan!" Lauren yelled.
"Aragorn!" Legolas also yelled. "How is it that even you managed to get some during this stupid journey? What's wrong with me…"
They were about to continue when Haley started screaming. The Fellowship turned to see Legolas holding her over a cliff. "What?" he asked. They pointed to the ground. "Fine," said Legolas. "But don't say I didn't warn you…"
While they were on the snow-covered mountain, Saruman tried to destroy them. "Let us go through the mines!" Frodo yelled over the blizzard's noise.
"You are not the ring-bearer, Frodo, and only they can decide," Gandalf said. Then he looked at Haley. "Oh, nevermind…"
They reached the mines, home to the cousins of Gimli. "Oh no," Aragorn said. "I should have known her screams would echo in these caverns…" Then the fellowship began their journey through the mountain.
Disclaimer: We, unfortunately, do not own Lord of the Rings or anything else in this story besides ourselves. And, thankfully, we do not own "Fishin' Around." Once again, the person who created the game and the annoying song to match should be shot.
* * * * *
Haley grabbed the Fishin' Around game and ran up to Nicki's room. The nine members of the fellowship followed her through the portal, and, catching a glimpse of her entering the stairs, ascended the stairs as well.
Mrs. M. saw the strange men on the stairs as she passed and screamed. "Who are you? Where did you come from? And are you wearing a skirt??" This last question was directed at Legolas.
The nine tried to draw their swords in the stairway, but it was too narrow and they only succeeded in bruising their elbows. Turning, they saw the young girl running into a room and decided that she was more important than the new woman. They started after her once again.
Meanwhile, Haley had hidden behind Nicki's bed, and the five chatting girls thought nothing of it. They shrugged and continued their conversation.
The assortment of odd characters sprinted into the room and stopped dead. The girls screamed, and the fellowship yelled.
"I know you!" the girls yelled.
"I know you!" the fellowship yelled in return.
"From where?!" the nine yelled in unison.
"The movie!" the five girls answered. "Where have you seen us?"
"THE MOVIE!!" the nine answered.
"There's a movie?!" the two groups demanded.
"Nicki!!"
"Legolas!"
"They must have heard your insults while we were watching them!" the other twelve said.
"You insulted us?" the two groups asked each other.
"You want a piece of this?" all of them yelled.
However, before the groups could hurt each other, the Fishin' Around song started up from behind the bed. All fourteen beings jumped for her, and fell into another mysterious portal…
* * * * *
The fellowship, plus five "interesting" girls, had just left Rivendell.
"Why are you following her?" the fellowship asked them.
"She's my sister!" Nicki yelled in frustration. "Why are you following her?" she asked in return.
"Well," said Aragorn, "she has this ring of ours…" Haley had run down the path ahead of the new fellowship of fourteen, and was chased.
Her screams could be heard from a distance as she argued with Frodo. "Dodo!" she called him.
"Frodo," he corrected.
"Dodo!" she argued.
"Frodo," he returned, losing his patience.
"DODO!" she yelled.
"Frodo!" he said.
"DODO!" Haley yelled, and then released a piercing scream.
"OK!" Frodo finally gave up, easing the girl's tantrum.
"Why couldn't you just have said that earlier…" Patty muttered.
Over by a flat rock sat Lauren and Legolas, discussing different kinds of hair products. "I use Finesse," Legolas stated. "It keeps my hair shiny and smooth."
"Really? With that long hair I had thought you would use something that prevented tangles-"
"Elven hair does NOT tangle!" Legolas interrupted.
"Sure…"Lauren muttered. *Elves*, she thought.
Christine and Pippin were also chatting together. "If you hobbits are all from the shire, why do you have different accents?" Christine asked. Pippin simply rolled his eyes.
Behind a bush, Meghan was busy seducing Aragorn. *He hasn't seen Legally Blond*, she thought. *Haha, perfect.* She "accidentally" dropped her bracelet, and bent to pick it up. Suddenly she snapped back again. Aragorn simply stared at her. *Bend and snap, works every time…*
Haley was poking Patty as she sat on a log, resting. "I'm going to kill her…" she said under her breath.
Boromir was teaching Nicki and Merry how to sword fight. Boromir had Nicki cornered, and she yelled, "Merry, attack!!" With a savage yell, Merry was on Boromir, biting his knees.
Suddenly a shadow passed over the journeying fellowship. They looked up, and Legolas yelled, "It's the Crebain!" They were flying swiftly in their direction, so they all hid in the bushes.
The Crebain swarmed around them, seemingly not seeing them, and then flew away in the direction they had come from. Christine stood up and looked around. "Where's Meghan?" she asked.
Gandalf looked around as well. "And Aragorn…uh oh." They found the two people behind a bush, making out.
"Meghan!" Lauren yelled.
"Aragorn!" Legolas also yelled. "How is it that even you managed to get some during this stupid journey? What's wrong with me…"
They were about to continue when Haley started screaming. The Fellowship turned to see Legolas holding her over a cliff. "What?" he asked. They pointed to the ground. "Fine," said Legolas. "But don't say I didn't warn you…"
While they were on the snow-covered mountain, Saruman tried to destroy them. "Let us go through the mines!" Frodo yelled over the blizzard's noise.
"You are not the ring-bearer, Frodo, and only they can decide," Gandalf said. Then he looked at Haley. "Oh, nevermind…"
They reached the mines, home to the cousins of Gimli. "Oh no," Aragorn said. "I should have known her screams would echo in these caverns…" Then the fellowship began their journey through the mountain.