"Fishing around with nothing to do…," sang Patty. As everyone else
held their ears and screamed.
"Patty, shut up!!" yelled Christine. Everyone looked at her in thanks.
Patty shrugged and walked up to stand next to Aragorn, which Meghan did not take well to.
"MOVE OVER!" Meghan yelled. "You aren't special enough to walk next to the amazing creature called Aragorn!" Patty shrugged again and wandered back to Lauren and Legolas to join in their conversation.
"I personally like the look of one simple braid." Lauren said.
"No, no, no! The look right now is two small braids, one on each side and joined in the back! Like mine!" Legolas responded.
Lauren shook her head. "But then the rest of your hair is free to fly and tangle!"
"I already told you!!! Elvin hair DOES NOT TANGLE!!!" He screamed. Patty decided that he was too girly and scary so she walked back further to speak with Christine and the hobbits.
"I'm ah wee beet chillah!" Christine said when Patty asked her how she was. "The hobbits are teaching me the different accents of the Shire." Patty was extremely creeped out by this so she walked back further.
Gandalf was attempting to quiet Haley. Nicki refused for him to put a silence spell on her, but his patience was growing thin.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Haley screamed, sending shivers down everyones back as it echoed through the mines.
"THAT'S IT!" Gandalf yelled. He raised his stick and turned the screaming toddler into…a chicken. "Oh damn…"
Haley (the chicken) went into a squawking fit, flapping her wings and scratching whatever came near her. Legolas raised his bow in hopes to shoot the insane bird, but an evil look from Nicki made him lower it. When his bow lowered so did all of the fellowships' smiles.
"Should've done it…" Christine muttered.
Before anything could be said the chicken ran off, with fourteen beings chasing it. Haley ran and ran until she finally stopped in front of a room, Balin's tomb. She hopped up atop the side of a well and waited for her followers to catch their breath.
"You really should have done it, Leggy." Christine said, using the nickname previously given to him by Haley. He just glared at her.
Pippin walked over to where Haley was perched on the well and started to pet her. When Merry startled him from behind, and Pippin knocked Haley into the well, clucking the entire way down.
"Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity! YOU KILLED THE FUDGING RING-BEARER!!" Gandalf screamed at him.
"Damn." Lauren said sarcastically and snapped her fingers.
Just then, drums started to beat far below them.
"Damn, damn, double damn!!!" Gandalf yelled.
"Bolt the doors!" Aragorn yelled as he drew his bow. Gimli, Boromir, and Legolas ran to his sides while the girls grabbed the bottoms of their shirts.
When the goblins broke through the door they revealed their secret weapon, a cave troll. As if that wasn't surprising enough, a chicken with a ring on it's leg ran through the door as well.
"IT'S HALEY!" They all yelled.
"Then what chicken did I knock in?" Pippin asked.
"You better not be saying you PURPOSLY made her fall! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!" Before Nicki could lunge for him Aragorn broke in.
"You'll both be dead if you don't start fighting, NOW!"
When the goblins entered and yelled the girls all lifted their shirts, startling them, for they hadn't seen women in many years. It gave the men a head start in shooting, all but Aragorn, who was busy gazing lustfuly at Meghan. The cave troll marched around the room, swinging at anything in range. Haley wanted to help so she flapped around his face. The troll grew angry and stabbed her through with an ax. She dropped to the ground and Legolas finished off the troll as Boromir killed the last of the goblins.
Everyone turned to see the shish-ka-bobbed chicken on the floor and grew grim, the ring was no longer on it's leg.
"Triple damn!" Gandalf yelled.
"Patty, shut up!!" yelled Christine. Everyone looked at her in thanks.
Patty shrugged and walked up to stand next to Aragorn, which Meghan did not take well to.
"MOVE OVER!" Meghan yelled. "You aren't special enough to walk next to the amazing creature called Aragorn!" Patty shrugged again and wandered back to Lauren and Legolas to join in their conversation.
"I personally like the look of one simple braid." Lauren said.
"No, no, no! The look right now is two small braids, one on each side and joined in the back! Like mine!" Legolas responded.
Lauren shook her head. "But then the rest of your hair is free to fly and tangle!"
"I already told you!!! Elvin hair DOES NOT TANGLE!!!" He screamed. Patty decided that he was too girly and scary so she walked back further to speak with Christine and the hobbits.
"I'm ah wee beet chillah!" Christine said when Patty asked her how she was. "The hobbits are teaching me the different accents of the Shire." Patty was extremely creeped out by this so she walked back further.
Gandalf was attempting to quiet Haley. Nicki refused for him to put a silence spell on her, but his patience was growing thin.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Haley screamed, sending shivers down everyones back as it echoed through the mines.
"THAT'S IT!" Gandalf yelled. He raised his stick and turned the screaming toddler into…a chicken. "Oh damn…"
Haley (the chicken) went into a squawking fit, flapping her wings and scratching whatever came near her. Legolas raised his bow in hopes to shoot the insane bird, but an evil look from Nicki made him lower it. When his bow lowered so did all of the fellowships' smiles.
"Should've done it…" Christine muttered.
Before anything could be said the chicken ran off, with fourteen beings chasing it. Haley ran and ran until she finally stopped in front of a room, Balin's tomb. She hopped up atop the side of a well and waited for her followers to catch their breath.
"You really should have done it, Leggy." Christine said, using the nickname previously given to him by Haley. He just glared at her.
Pippin walked over to where Haley was perched on the well and started to pet her. When Merry startled him from behind, and Pippin knocked Haley into the well, clucking the entire way down.
"Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity! YOU KILLED THE FUDGING RING-BEARER!!" Gandalf screamed at him.
"Damn." Lauren said sarcastically and snapped her fingers.
Just then, drums started to beat far below them.
"Damn, damn, double damn!!!" Gandalf yelled.
"Bolt the doors!" Aragorn yelled as he drew his bow. Gimli, Boromir, and Legolas ran to his sides while the girls grabbed the bottoms of their shirts.
When the goblins broke through the door they revealed their secret weapon, a cave troll. As if that wasn't surprising enough, a chicken with a ring on it's leg ran through the door as well.
"IT'S HALEY!" They all yelled.
"Then what chicken did I knock in?" Pippin asked.
"You better not be saying you PURPOSLY made her fall! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!" Before Nicki could lunge for him Aragorn broke in.
"You'll both be dead if you don't start fighting, NOW!"
When the goblins entered and yelled the girls all lifted their shirts, startling them, for they hadn't seen women in many years. It gave the men a head start in shooting, all but Aragorn, who was busy gazing lustfuly at Meghan. The cave troll marched around the room, swinging at anything in range. Haley wanted to help so she flapped around his face. The troll grew angry and stabbed her through with an ax. She dropped to the ground and Legolas finished off the troll as Boromir killed the last of the goblins.
Everyone turned to see the shish-ka-bobbed chicken on the floor and grew grim, the ring was no longer on it's leg.
"Triple damn!" Gandalf yelled.