That night at the hotel, all the Divas, (well almost all, Chyna and Jackie were MIA), met in Trish and Lita's room.

"Ok guys, the couples we're working on now are Matt and Lita, and Trish and Jeff." Debra said.

"You guys..." Trish and Lita started.

"hey, by the end of the week, neither of you are gonna be single, ok?"

"ok.."

"SO here's what we're gonna do. I was just reinstated as Lt. Commissioner and I was discussing matched with Mick. Apparently a match was ordered anonymously, you and Trish against Stacy and Ivory."

"How long will that match be? 10 seconds?" Lita said scornfully.

"Listen, knowing Stacy and Ivory, they'll go for the slutty seduction tactics against Matt and Jeff, to make you mad. That's where you guys come in."

"Yeah," Kat started. "I've watched Stacy and Ivory. They'll probably start flirting with Matt and Jeff before the match. I have a plan for what you can do. Here's what you do."

Everyone crowded around Kat and they started planning.

Smackdown

Parking Lot

"Listen Trish, don't worry about our match. Stacy and Ivory have nothing on us. Plus, we have the Hardy Boyz. Let's see them beat that."

"yeah, I know. It's not like they could take the Hardyz away from us...could they?"

Trish and Lita started laughing and walked away from Stacy and Ivory's limo.

Inside The Limo

"We can't take the Hardyz away from them? Puh-lease...come on Ivory. We've got some business to take care of." Stacy and Ivory got out of the car, walked out of the parking lot, into the arena, and headed for the Hardy Boyz locker room.

Lita and Trish went back to the hotel to pick up some clothes. The phone in their hotel room was ringing when they walked in.

"hello?" Trish answered. it was Debra.

"Haven't you heard? Matt and Stacy are together! A couple!"

"What?!"

"And Jeff and Ivory are too."

"What!!"

"I'm sorry."

"you shouldn't be. They should. We'll see when we get there for our match."

"ok, bye." Click.

"LITA!!!!"

"What?!" Lita came running out of the bathroom.

"Matt and Stacy are a couple. Jeff and Ivory are a couple. Stacy and Ivory must die!!" Trish spoke through gritted teeth.

"Let's go!"

Lita and Trish picked up their bags and stormed out the door and down the hallway. When they arrived at the arena, they went directly to the APA's office. Jackie was sitting next to Bradshaw, who had his arm around her. They were playing cards with Farooq. Jackie looked up when Trish and Lita walked in.

"hey guys. What's up?"

"We need you to make sure Matt and Jeff can't get out to help their girlfriends until the match is over."

"Of course."

"Lead the way."

Lita, Trish, Jackie, and the APA headed to Matt and Jeff's locker room.

"In there!"

Farooq and Bradshaw burst through the door. "Hello boys! Looks like we're babysitting you tonight!" Matt and Jeff looked at Lita and Trish in shock before the door slammed shut. Jackie stayed and went over the plan with them for a few minutes, then joined the APA and the Hardyz.

Trish Stratus and Lita Vs. Stacy Keibler and Ivory

Trish started off in the ring against Ivory. She speared Ivory and started slapping her. She pulled her up by the hair and gave her a snapmare. After a few kicks to the ribs, Trish went on the top rope and landed a diving crossbody, she then tagged in Lita. Lita tossed Ivory into the corner and did a running clothesline. She stood back and watched scornfully as Ivory crawled over to her corner and tagged in Stacy. Stacy, ready to go, ran into the ring, but was met with a spear from Lita. Lita slammed her head up and down off the matt and threw her into the ropes. Lita kicked Stacy in the stomach and gave her the Twist of Fate. She went to the top rope and performed the Hardyz Leg Drop. She tagged in Trish, who climbed onto the top rope and did a missile dropkick to Stacy when she stood up. She dragged Stacy up, suplexed her, then put her on the top turnbuckle. She went around to the outside, climbed up, then,

"Oh my God! She can't be!" J.R. shouted. "Oh my God! She is!"

Trish bulldogged Stacy off the top rope, then pinned her. Stacy and Ivory started to leave, angrily, when Trish got on a microphone and called them back.

"Farooq, Bradshaw, could you please bring out Matt and Jeff?"

A few seconds later, the APA's music started. The Hardyz walked out first, looking very nervous, followed by Farooq, and Bradshaw, who had his arm around Jackie. As soon as everyone was in the ring, Trish started.

"Matt, Jeff, as of late, your actions have been anything but respectful to us. I mean, come on, you chose those sluts over us!"

"I've known you guys for a long time and I never thought you would do this. Not only are they our enemies in our matches, they're our enemies in our love life." Lita was not happy.

Matt and Jeff looked very confused. Stacy and Ivory just looked smug.

"Stacy, Ivory, I believe you knew that I had feelings of more then friendship for Matt, and Trish had those same feelings for Jeff?"

Matt and Jeff looked really confused now.

"What we're trying to say is this: Matt, Jeff, leave those fake-breasted sluts (yes that is from Dude Where's My Car) and come to us!"

Stacy grabbed the mic from Trish.

Matt, think about this. Would you rather have some girl who needs to get in touch with her feminine side in a bad way, or me?" Stacy posed. "That's not a hard choice is it?"

Matt thought for a moment, then walked towards Stacy like he was going to kiss her. Stacy got really smug. Lita looked like she was going to cry. Then Matt grabbed the mic from Stacy.

"No, it's not hard at all. I'll take Lita just as she is."

Stacy stamped her foot and pouted while Lita ran into Matt's arms, crying and laughing at the same time. Trish turned pleadingly to Jeff.

"Come on Jeff." She thought. "Pick me."

Ivory grabbed a mic.

"Jeff, come on. You can't seriously want her, not when you could have me."

"Actually Ivory, you were just a stand-in until I could figure out how Trish felt about me. Guess it worked. Didn't take long, did it?"

Trish squealed with happiness and ran over to Jeff and hugged him. Stacy and ivory stormed out of the ring and stomped backstage, muttering countless threats. Matt, Lita, Trish, and Jeff left and walked backstage. The APA had a match against Booker T and Test. The APA kicked ass, Jackie getting in a few hits of her own.

That night, all the Divas had a sleepover in Lita and Trish's room.

"Ok, Kat, we saw the way you were looking at Farooq. What's up?"

"weeell..see, I always thought he was kind of cute. And I guess being gone didn't change those feelings."

"AHA!!" Jackie laughed. "i'll hook you guys up."

"NO!"

"no need to thank me."

"You guys, guess what I heard." Debra as Lt. Commissioner always knew stuff first.

"What?"

"The NWO is coming to the WWF"

"WHAT?!"

OK, there's gonna be a plot twist soon. a minor character involved with a major character is lying and in future chapters, a new character helps out. I have like 6 other stories in the works so sorry this is taking so long.