"What?" The women in the room stared at Debra with horrified expressions on their face.
"You have got to be kidding me!!" Chyna said hopefully.
"No, in fact they're in the hotel right now. They're going to debut on RAW!"
"Let's stalk them!!" Molly jumped up. Torrie jumped up as well.
"Yeah! We should!!"
"But we aren't wearing stalker clothes!! Everybody change into stalker clothes and meet back here in 5 minutes!!! Debra bring the room chart!!" Kat grabbed Chyna by the arm and dragged her off, Molly and Torrie following closely behind. Jackie, Debra, Trish, and Lita looked at each other and shrugged. Debra and Jackie left, then Trish and Lita began searching for "stalker" clothes.
Trish came up with a black tank top, black pants and her long black jacket. Lita changed into black cargo pants and a black tank top. They waited outside. The Kat appeared first, dragging Chyna behind her. The Kat had gone army in a pair of camouflage jeans and a camouflage shirt. Chyna was in black pants and one of her black leather wrestling tops. Jackie came back in jeans and a t-shirt and sun glasses. Molly and Torrie wore an almost matching pair of black pants and black shirts. And Debra wore a black business suit.
"Alrighty Debra, let's see that rooming chart." Kat held out her hand and Debra handed her a piece of paper.
"Kat have you stalked someone before?" Lita eyed her warily.
"Wouldn't you like to know." Kat grinned. She pinpointed the NWO's rooms on the chart then turned to face the stairwell. "Stalkers should use stairs."
She began walking towards the stairs, the other women shrugging and following.
"I think we look a little conspicuous. Shouldn't we split up?" Trish called from the back. The Kat paused, then nodded. "Me, Chyna, and Jackie will station ourselves outside Kevin Nash's room. Lita, Trish and Debra, you station yourselves outside Scott Hall's room. And Molly and Torrie....you're outside Hulk Hogan's room. We'll have to go on the balcony and we can get to those by getting into the Hardyz room. They're room is right next to the NWO's rooms and the balconies are all connected."
Kat showed them the room numbers and they hurried to the Hardyz room.
On the way to the Hardyz room...............
"Ok, Debra...if Scott Hall sees us you immediately start screaming "Steve! Steve!" Either Steve will show up, Scott Hall will get scared, or we'll be running for our lives."
"Ok, Gotcha." Debra led the way up the stairs.
"I have a flashlight just in case." Trish pulled a flashlight out of her coat. "I could whack him on the head with it or something."
"ok. Well, if all else fails, you seduce him." Lita and Debra laughed.
"Me? Why me? No way guys!"
"Ok, Lita and Trish, go get the Hardyz out here."
Lita and Trish went and knocked on the door. Matt answered and was immediately thrown to the side.
"Sorry Matt! We have to go stalk people." Lita kissed her boyfriend on the cheek and followed the others in. Trish gave Jeff a kiss as he sat watching Invader Zim. Matt and Jeff watched as the women stepped out to the balcony.
"Did they have to do this during Invader Zim?" Matt pouted.
"yeah, you missed the best part. Something broke and it wasn't Gir's fault."
"What? Impossible!!"
The Kat quietly pointed out the different rooms and the three groups of woman climbed over the balconies and stationed themselves outside of the assigned rooms.
Outside Hulk Hogan's room.........
"Watch out for the plant Molly!!"
"ouch."
"Too late." Torrie sighed. "Do you have the binoculars?"
"yep!" Molly pulled a pair of binoculars out of the little messenger bag by her side and handed them to Torrie. Torrie held the binoculars up to her eyes and focused them.
"ok, I don't see anything. It is so dark out here. We probably should have done this in the morning. Oh wait, there he is!" Torrie gasped. "Eeew!! He's more wrinkly in person then he is on TV!!"
"Let me see!" Molly dove for the binoculars.
Outside Scott Hall's room...............
Lita pushed some potted plants in front of her, Trish, and Debra.
"Any chance you have some binoculars in that coat, too, Trish?"
Trish pulled open her coat and began searching through her pockets. She finally pulled out three sets of very small, cheap binoculars.
"I got them from the zoo. See the tigers?!"
"Yes, Trish, we see them."
Debra put the binoculars up to her eyes and looked into the hotel room.
"Oh my God!!"
"What? What?" Trish and Lita stared at her then looked into the room using the binoculars.
"Look at all those beer bottles! He makes Steve look sober!!"
"oh my God! He's right!" Trish gasped. "How is that even possible!! It's the end of the world!!!"
"Shut up!!" Lita hissed.
"I think he heard you!" Debra motioned frantically and they all squeezed together behind the plants.
The balcony door opened a moment later and Scott Hall looked out. Thankfully, not only were they hidden behind the plants, but it was night time so he couldn't see them in their black clothing. He shrugged then went back in and shut the door.
"phew!" the three women sighed with relief.
Outside Kevin Nash's room...........
Kat adjusted her binoculars as she stared into the room.
"I don't see anything. It's quiet. Too quiet." The Kat leaned forward from behind the potted plant that hid her. "Oh my God!" She thrust the binoculars at Jackie.
"Get a load of that!" The Kat stared through the darkness.
"Oh. Wow." Jackie slowly lowered the binoculars. "His body...is...wow."
She handed the binoculars over to Chyna. Chyna held them up to her eyes and her jaw dropped. Kevin Nash stood in the bedroom wrapped in only a towel.
"wow...Just wow. WOW!" Chyna gasped. "Think about Hunter think about Hunter think about Hunter...forget Hunter!! WOW!!"
"What are you doing??" Matt leaned over the railing and Jeff stood behind him, snickering.
"Shut up!" Jackie hissed. Chyna just gaped at Kevin Nash.
"Oh My God run! He's coming!" Chyna jumped up and stepped over the railing to Matt and Jeff's room, Kat and Jackie following quickly. They darted into The Hardyz room pulling the hapless brothers in with them just as Kevin Nash opened the door. He looked out, saw nothing, shrugged and went back in. Chyna stepped back out and tried to get the other girls attention.
"Pssst!! you guys!!" Debra looked up. "Get back here!!"
Debra nudged Trish and Lita who looked up, then threw balled up leaves at Torrie and Molly and motioned for them to follow. They cautiously stepped over the railings, then darted into the Hardyz room, Molly pulling the door closed behind her.
"Ok, what did you guys see?" Lita plopped down on Matt's lap.
Molly and Torrie looked at each other and shuddered. "Hulk Hogan is more wrinkly in person than he is on TV."
"Eeeew." Lita shuddered.
"Scott Hall makes Steve look sober!!" Debra buried her head in a very confused Jeff's shoulder. He gingerly patted Debra on the head.
"It'll be ok."
"What did you guys see?" Trish turned to Jackie, Kat, and Chyna, who were still lost in a dream world.
"Kevin "BIG SEXY" Nash." Chyna was practically drooling.
"Why hasn't he ever done Playgirl?" Kat sighed.
"Why'd I have to discover him now that I'm with Bradshaw." Jackie pouted.
"I may have to forget about Hunter, I mean it's not like we're in a long term relationship."
"No! I want him!!" The Kat stood up, then cowered back a little as Chyna stood up as well.
"Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!!" Trish stepped between them. "What is going on here? Since when do best friends fight over a guy?"
"Since when is that guy that damn sexy??" Chyna retorted. There was a knock on the door. Matt got up to answer it. It was Kevin Nash.
"Could you guys keep it down? I can hear everything you're saying." He winked at Chyna before leaving. Matt shut the door. Chyna swooned.
"Oh My God!! He winked at me!!"
"No he winked at me!!"
"No me!!"
"No, Chyna it was me!!"
"Actually Kitty, it was me."
"ME!!"
Author magically appears.
"Actually Kitty, you're wrong." Chyna looked all smug. "He was winking at me!!!"
"IT WAS ME!!!" Chyna lunges at the author who magically disappears. A voice comes from somewhere far away.
"No, it was me!"
Chyna pouts and Kitty stamps her foot.
Author appears again. By this time every one in the room is in shock.
"Ok, fine I'll tell you the truth. He was winking at Chyna." Kitty growls and at lunges at the author who disappears in a puff of hot pink smoke. Chyna smiles smugly at Kitty.
"well at least we can hook you up with Farooq." Kitty smiled.
"well, let's go guys, we can compare notes about the guys at our sleepover." The Divas stood up.
"Can we come to your sleepover?" Matt asked hopefully.
Lita and Trish thought for a moment. "Ok!"
Lita grabbed Matt's hand and Trish grabbed Jeff's and they followed the other Divas out. Chyna and Kitty stared longingly at Kevin Nash's door. The door opened and they scampered off after their friends. Kevin watched Chyna carefully the went back inside with a sneaky look on his face.
(HINT: He knows something)
PLEASE R/R.........PLEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!