With a stupendous turn of speed unattainable my most mortals, Stupendous Man flew high overhead,
stealthily taking cover in the magnificent foilage of the tallest trees.

Calvin, cape and cowl poorly disguising his features, hurried between bushes and trees, making slow
progress to the home of his adversary. He didn't really have a plan yet, but he wasn't about to
spoil it by getting caught. Approaching the Garringsburg residence, he jumped into a holly plant
and listened intently for any sign of his neighbors. Let's see... That would be that man (Scott,
was it?), talking talking to his wife inside. It wasn't an argument, but they both sounded pretty
darn angry. A loud bump from inside gave away that they were still arranging furniture. He turned
his attention to another sound, a sort of splashing coming from their backyard. he went around to
investigate, staying well covered in the shrubbery.

There, right in front of him, were Susie and Gina (were they ever apart?), splashing each other in
a wading pool. Oh, this was too easy... Stupendous Man flew in for a closer look to see what his
enemies, the Tyrannic Terror Team were up to. Obviously plotting against him, they broke up their
meeting and began an vicious argument. He crept around inside their lair until he found the long
acid sprayer they had been planning to use on him. Quicly figuring out the technology behind it,
Stupendous Man leaps into the open!

Grabbing up the garden hose, Calvin jumped out of the bush, laughing maniacally. The two girls
turned in his direction and started laughing themselves.

Calvin had caught his cape on a twig. When he jumped out at them, it snagged, pulling him to the
ground. The girls took two big handfuls of mud each and started pelting him. That was it. This was
not just an embarassment for Stupendous Man and G.R.O.S.S. anymore... Now it was personnal. He got
up, closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, then snapped what had caught him, and aimed the hose. He
took two steps toward his enemies and tripped over a squeaky dog toy.

Gina, with Susie still laughing and slinging mud at the crimson-caped wonder, tilted the pool and
lifted. This may not have been the best day for G.R.O.S.S., but she was having the time of her life!

A/N: Okay. that's it. That's the best thing I could come up with for Stupendous Man to do. Don't
lose faith in Calvin yet, though... Save that for his next defeat.